DISCLAIMER-- OH SNAP! HE JUST SAW ME PICK A WEDGIE!

HAHA!! So, my friend is BACK!! Helping me with this chapter. Everyone say hi!! "hey there!" Okay, so, this chapter will have MANY questions. :) Hope you enjoy. Thanks to FlamingMusikStar89

Emmett- Don't you get really hyper after you sniff sharpies? Cause I know I do!

Jasper- AWW! Nobody is asking you any questions! Who needs a hug??

Edward!!- SNAP OUT OF IT MAN! YOU LOVE BELLA! NOT MEECH!!

Rachel- How could you not've loved rock music? You NEED to listen to Tokio Hotel!

Bella!!!!- DON'T LET MEECH STEAL YOUR MAN AWAY!! FIGHT!

A1) No, the sharpies were just a cover up. I really sniff snoil Boy....does it make feel like I'm floating....

A2) THANK YOU!! Someone finally found me underneath all of the other people. Yes, I would love to have a hug. Thank you for asking.

A3) Wait, what? -shakes head- YOU'RE RIGHT! I don't love Meech, I love Bella!! I think she put some sort of spell on me...

A4) I don't know! But boy, do I love it now!!

A5) She's actually stealing him? WHAT? I'm coming for you Edward!

-rock music blaring in the background-

"Hey you! Hey you! Hey you with the armpit hair! Why are you wearing that shirt?!"

"One, who are you!? And second, what's wrong with it?"

"Well, first, my name isn't important, so call me Pepayinous Marioluis Layvenhook inshovsky. It's Russian. And second, IT HAS FLAMING HEADS ON IT MISTER!"

"Okay, well i am going to call you Pepay."

-intruprubtingly Pepayinous Marioluis Layvenhook inshovsky says thats fine.-

"Well, because it's the cover for a cd, for one of my favorite bands. By the way. How did you know I have armpit hair?"

"Because you look like a guy who's already gone through adolesence, and I heard your voice proving me right, therfore, I thought you would have hair in your armpits, and other places that don't need to be discussed."

"Okay, that scared me for a second, I thought maybe you had some sort of ex-ray vision and could see all parts of my body. That would be creepy."

-Pepay has a very distinct smile on her face-

-Jake runs.-

"Watch out for the window! i just sprayed it with Frebreeze. I know, for some reason that always gets the guys running with the smell of cinniman."

"Jake? Where did you go? I brought more music!!"

"Hello Rachel."

"Who are you?"

"I am Pepayinous marioluis Layvenhook inshovsky. It's Dutch."

"Okay then... where did Jake go?"

"I sprayed Frebreeze."

"Good for you....? But, where did Jake go? I know he's afraid of people with ex-ray vision."

-Pepay starts doing the Marcarana to distract Rachel from that last comment-

"What? What are you doing?

"It called the Marcarana!"

"Well good for you, you can move your arms, but where did Jake go?"

"I told him he had armpit hair so he might of ran to shave it."

"....JAKE!!"

-Rachel also runs off.-

" Have a nice day! hopefully your friend get rid of that hairy situation. Shavers are in aisle 14 if needed!"

EPOV

-DING DONG!-

"I'll get it! Jake?"

"Edward! Some weird Russian lady told me I needed to shave! And I can't find any shavers! Can I borrow yours?"

"One, ew, never in a cat's nine lives. And second, Russian lady? I'm reading Rachel's thoughts, and she said that she was Dutch."

"AHAH! That proves she's Russian! She lied!"

"Uhh, everyone lies dude, not just Russians."

"Oh, well I need a shaver, can you buy me one?"

"I guess."

-Runs to the supermarket to aisle 14-

"Hey there!"

"Your that Russian lady!"

"Si Senor! Me llamo Pepayinous Marioluis Layvenhook inshovsky the 8th. I can see where your friend got the confusion. I mean the cultures are similar."

"Oh sweetness!! I know! They are really similar. Hey! Hey! Your name is too long for me to say, so I'm going to call you the one with the face."

" As long as i can call you the one with the armpit hair that is pretty undecided like a pregnant lady!"

"Whoa!!!! Are you a physic?"

"Maybe..That question is just as dumb as calling someones house phone and asking if they are at home after they have already anwsered."

"Well, I was just going to ask you if you would like to be my friend. And, do me a favor. And it is like you know me, I do that all the time and people make fun of me all the time. Those butt munches. "

"Well, anything for you Madam one with the face!"

"Okay, well...."

EMPOV

"I NEED SNOIL!"

"Emmett, your so weird."

"So are you Jake! I mean armpit hair? Come on! The ladies like it shaved now a days. Or waxed, either one."

"Whats taking Edward so long! I wonder if that Pepay person stop him and is looking at him now?"

"Calm Down! the worst that could of happened is if he gets lost!"

"You would be surprised what that lady can do. I mean she tricked me."

"Well that isn't that hard I mean you are freaking out about armpit hair! Come on man grow up!"

"UGH! I wish he would hurry up!"

"Oh ya? I wish I had more snoil!!"

"I wish I had a unicorn!"

"Psh! I wish I had a mini skirt!"

"Emmett! If you dare go through my closet, or Alice's, I will hurt you!"

"Damn it Rose!! You are spoiling all of my fun!"

EPOV

"Is it a deal then?"

"Why yes! I'll be pleased to do this!"

"Sweetness! I'll call Meech then!"

-dials-

"Chello?"

"Hey there babe."

"Edward? Did you just call me babe?"

"Why yes did Meech, and you'll never guess what!"

"What?"

"I have a HUGE surprise for you! So come over at 9:17 tonight. Deal?"

"DEAL!"

-hangs up-

"Oh this'll be good."

"Yo know it dawg!"

"Fo shizzle home slice."

EMPOV

"Ugh! Why is my snoil taking so long to get here?"

"Emmett, what is snoil?"

"Well Jake"

-explains with great detail as in if he's a scientist.-

EPOV

"I'm here! Where's my surprise?"

"Well Meech, close your eyes, pucker up, and you'll see!"

-squeal from Meech. then she puckers with her eyes tight shut.-

"NOW!"

"Hey there Meech! Nice ugh, eyelids."

"Why, thank you."

"Anytime sweet thang!"

"Whoa there whoa. Are you a girl?"

"Got that right babycakes. And i can see you in my future."

"Well if i could see then maybe your in mine."

"I am also seeing Jake and Edward together."

"That's hott."

"Do you smell anything? Something cinniman like?"

"No." answered confusing like.

"Well, you about too!"

"Wait what?"

-right when she opened her mouth, the spray came out-

"What the. what?"

"Thats right yo! I so tricked you! Its a skunk not cinniman! I found it in the woods."

-Runs off into the woods-

"If your trying to get away from the smell you might want to get out of the woods!"

-They see her turn around to run into Kansas to hid in one of those fancy underground homes that is kinda cave like and is still dumb for her to run into because there might be a skunk. ;-) -

EMPOV

-4 days later-

"Aaand that my friend, is snoil."

JPOV

"Man o man was that like nothing i have heard of."

EMPOV

"EMMET! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"You said nothing about Esme closet!"

-Runs around in a mini skirt to show Jake that wishes do come true. -

LOL!!! Officially, the BEST chapter yet, I say :) So amazing. Haha, special thanks to my friend Pepayinous Marioluis Layvenhook inshovsky. Haha, tell me what you think of her! And, if she should be in another chapter. And continue helping me again. :) Questions would be appreciated!! Haha, thanks!

M.J. & P.E.P.A.Y.