DISCLAIMER! - - - SANTA LEAVE ME EMMETT UNDER MY TREE! YOU KNOW, SINCE I CAN'T HAVE THE TWILIGHT RIGHTS...
Haha, so uh HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!! Hope ya'll enjoy your break that your either on, or that is coming up (mine's next week!) and on with the chapter! Thanks to FlamingMusikStar89 for the questions!! :)
Bella-Let Kool-aid sniff a sharpie. Let's see if he goes all-karate-chop-squral on everyone.
Jasper-Aw! I would give you a huge but I'm in California. So..is it hard having a wife that can see the future. Cause what if you like wanted to get away with something, she would already know you are going to do it.
Emmett-Tell PCM that I said HI I I I I ! ! !
Alice-OMFG WE SHE TOTALLY GO SHOPPING! Except I'm not filthy stinkin' rich that can go to Paris everyday to go shopping:( What is your favorite store to shop at??
Edward- Watch out for kool-aid...He's a spy (Oh shnap! I hope Bella doesn't kill me, oh wait she can't casue i'm a vampire, what now! lol.)
Rosalie-What's it like having an idiot as a husband? (No, offence Emmett I'm an idiot to. GO TEAM IDIOT! ! ! ! )
Carlisle- Are you bi?
Esme- OMFG YOU ARE SO RIGHT WINDEX IS AWSOME! ! ! !
Bella's answer- Oh I tried that, it did NOT turn out well -shivers from flashback-
flashback (BPOV)
"Kool-Aid! Sniff this sharpie! I want to see if you can go all kung-foo on someone!" Kool-Aid takes the sharpie, sniffs, and goes wild.
"Oh no! He's gone rabid! RUN AWAY!" Edward ran around in circles, crashing everything he possibly could.
"Someone went rabid? WHO?! Tell me I'll take 'em out!" Emmett yelled, and started jumping up and down pumping his fists in the air, like Rocky.
"It's the squirell!" Edward was still running around.
"WHO RUINED MY HOUSE!?!?" Esme yelled.
"Ooo Eddie's in trouble!" Emmett and I said.
".....SEE YA!" Edward ran off, and we didn't see him for months.
end flashback
Ugh, that was scary. The wrath Esme put on us. -shivers from bad memories.-
Jasper's Answer- I like hugs! California isn't that far from Forks! I'll run over there! Oh wait, Alice... well, she doesn't give me hugs anymore, so I shall run...NOW! -runs to California-
Emmett- Okay I will! Now, to go get him out of his home in his closet.
-runs to closet-
"Mr. PCM! How ya been buddy?" Mr. PCM stares at Emmett.
"Well, that's good! So someone says hi! She's pretty cool, I mean, she asks everyone questions! How awesome is that?" Mr. PCM continues to stare at Emmett.
"Well, I'll see you soon little guy!" Emmett runs off, to bug Edward.
Alice's Answer- OH MY GOSH! A SHOPPING BUDDY! Don't worry about the money, I'll buy for you! To Paris we shall go sometime! After Jasper comes back with you from your guys' hug. He deserves one, I was getting worried about him you know, and well......
-5 hours, 27 minutes, 14 seconds, 123789.123 miliseconds later...-
and so like, that's why I'm glad you decided to give him a hug!
Edward's Answer- I knew it! Wait, Kool-Aid the squirrel? No, he's not a spy! He's a squirrel who stalks me! So does Pringles! They are stalker squirells, not spy's. You silly goose.
-In a far distance so Edward doesn't hear Bella....-
BAHAHA! He doesn't believe it! My squirrels have been doing so well.
Rosalie's Answer- It's horrifying! Especially, because of him, and this MJ person, I get kicked out of my favorite store in Forks! UGH!!
Carlisle's Answer- Am I bi? Well.... pleasedon'ttellanyone! Especially Esme! She doesn't know!
"Yes I do sweetie. It's okay." Oh, well she knows, but don't tell anyone else!
Esme's Answer- I know right? Windex is AMAZING stuff! Makes me want to make the world have peace. And looots of it.
EMPOV
"MJ! Where is Edward, Rachel, Jaked, and Meech?"
"I don't know Emmett! I know Edward is with Bella somewhere, Meech is in a cave in Kansas hiding from Pepay, and Rachel is with Jake helping him shave his armpit hair!"
"Hmm, well this calls for a WAR!"
"Why?"
"Because, they aren't here! So we have to go to war against him. PEPAY! Your on our side!"
Pepay walks into the room. "Mkay, whatever you say."
"Woo! To the basement! We gotta plan this out."
-All three of them run to the basement to plan.-
"Wait! We want to come too!"
-Jasper and Alice follow, and now Team Emmett consists of FIVE people.-
EPOV
"Bella, I'm reading Emmett's mind, and he has just started a war against us, Rachel and Jake, and Meech."
"Then we shall fight back! RACHEL! JAKE!"
-Rachel and Jake run into Bella's house-
"What's the emergency?" Jake said, all tensed.
"Yeah! Because of you, I had to stop listening to a really good song!"
"Emmett has started a war against us! And they have skill on there side. They got Jasper and Alice, plus Pepay, she knows how to get to us. Then Emmett and MJ, they know how to act like different people."
"Wait, it's five against four! That's not fair!" Bella said.
"I know Bella, but that's okay, because I don't really want Meech to come back for this."
"Yeah, but with her, she knows how to be a ninja spy, or a reporter! We might need her."
"Fine. You have a point Jake. Okay, let's go team!"
"WAIT!"
"What now Rachel?"
"We need a really cool name!"
"Oh good point! How about... Team Invincible!"
"No Bella, that's just idiotic. What about Team Blanket?"
"TEAM BLANKET!" Everyone screamed. Then they ran to Kansas to go and try to find which cave Meech is in.
APOV
-Has vision-
"Oh no! Team Blanket has gone to Kansas to find Meech!"
"Team Blanket? We need to have a cooler name! They are already winning!"
"Good point Emmett! Now, what should our name be?"
"I don't know MJ, how about, Team Emotions?"
"No Jasper! That ain't cool enough! OH I KNOW! Team Mr. PCM!"
"That's a great name Emmett!"
"Why thank you Alice."
"What's with all the shouting down there?"
"Non of your business Rose!"
"Emmett tell me or no more mini skirts for you!"
"Fine! We have started a war!"
"Oh really? Can I be on your side?"
"NO!"
"Emmett! If she's on our side, we have a better chance of winning! I can see that."
"Fine Alice. Okay Rose, you can be with us!"
"Woo!!"
And then Team Mr. PCM started planning against Team Blanket.
Meech'sPOV
"There are no skunks here. There are no skunks here."
-A skunk walks into the cave-
"AHH! RUN AWAY! To Florida!"
BPOV
"Yay! We are in Kansas! Finally, now to find Meech."
-Commercial pops on in a near by house.-
Will Team Blanket find Meech? Who knows! Will Team Mr. PCM defeat Team Blanket? Stay tuned to find out!
-T.V turns off.-
BAHAHA!! A war has begun! Who will win? How long will it last? I HAVE NO CLUE! But we shall find out, and soon! :)