7. "Get it Faster"- Jimmy Eat World. "I'm finding out that cheating get's it faster."
You have to do something truly spectacular in order to be accepted into the Evil League of Evil; all on your own too. No help allowed.
Robbing a bank—beginner stuff.
Rigging an entire casino in your favor—getting better, but not exactly evil.
Erasing a tiny piece of a bill that said something along the lines of 'salary cap' and sending the entire nation into such an outrage that death threats are made upon the lives of those given substantial bonuses while the rest of the country is in economic turmoil—now we're talking.
She can't do any of those things. She doesn't even have any powers. She just likes snakes. They slither and hiss and are generally associated with evilly stuff.
She needs—and she really does hate to admit this—she needs help getting into the ELE. Her application just isn't strong enough.
She's heard about this psychic, Hour Glass, that'll help her out for a fee.
But that's cheating. Cheating is wrong, it's unfair, it's…OH!
It's evil.
*Inspired by something Joss Whedon said about none of the other Evil League of Evil members actually deserving to be there, sans Fake Thomas Jefferson.