DISCLAIMER- THEN I'M THROWING DICE IN THE ALLEY, AND OFFICER LEROY COMES UP AND HE'S LIKE "HEY I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU-" AND I'M LIKE "YEAH WHATEVER!"
Haha, sorry. That was very random, but it's a good song, so WHATEVER! Lol. Anywho, thanks once again to FlamingMusikStar89 for the question! Your rock! Onto the chapter! -Swoooosh-
Bella-Oh! Doesn't sound to good. Maybe I shouldn't have let that squiral in that park sniff my sharpie. . .this could be a problem. Any ideas of how to blame this on anyone but me?
Jasper- Aw! Thanks for the hug buddy! I hoped you enjoyed it!
Emmett-I know I'm cool! You are pretty cool yourself!
Alice-Yay! WE shall go to Paris as soon as Jasper gets back!
Edward-That's what you think. . .
Carlisle- Don't worry Carly! My lips are sealed!
-Later that day-
Hey, Jessica did you know Carlisle Cullen is bi??
Esme-Yeah Lysol lemon floor wax isn't so bad either.
Bella's Answer- Uh yeah! Okay, so here's what you do. Find some poor innocent stranger sittting, or standing, close by. (Preferably, and old man) Then take that person near the squirrel, and yell "Oh my gosh! Why did you let that innocent squirrel sniff a sharpie!" Then run off. It works everytime! Trust me. :)
Jasper's Answer- I did! In fact, it made me very prepared for the war! When Emmett realized that, he decided to have a "Let's give Jasper a hug!" break every twenty minutes. I feel very loved.
Emmett's Answer- Uh yeah your cool! And duh I'm cool! I mean, you noticed that Mr. PCM was locked up in the closet alone, AND you noticed that Jasper likes hugs! I mean, we would of never guessed that!
Alice's Answer- Okay! Well Jasper arrived back yesterday, but I don't know if we can go shopping yet, since Emmett started this war! I mean, he says I have to be here just so our team knows when something is going to happen. But soon! I promise! And I never back down on my promises.
Edward's Answer- That's what I think? Is that supposed to be a threat? Or is Kool-Aid really a spy? BELLA! We need to talk!
-At Bella's house...-
CRAP! I need to hide!
Carlisle's Answer- Okay thanks! Hey wait! You just told Jessica! Oh well, no one believe's her anyways. So it's all good.
Esme's Answer- Oh really? I'm going to need to try that sometime...
-Runs to the store-
EmPOV
"Okay Team Mr. PCM. We have official business to do. And that is to go get some donuts!"
"Okay!" Alice, Jasper, Pepay, MJ, and I all got up to go to the donut shop.
"WAIT!"
"What Rose?" We all yelled back annoyed.
"We can't eat donuts, we're vampires!"
"Thanks Captain Obvious!" MJ said.
"We weren't going to eat them we were going to use them against Team Blanket's advantage!" Alice said.
"Oh, how? And how was I supposed to know that?" Rose asked.
"You weren't supposed to know that." Jasper said.
"And Jake's a werewolf, and a hugry one at that. He'll see those donut's and go after them, and we'll capture him! So that way, if they do find Meech, they'll still only have four people, and we would be the greater team for capturing one of their stronger soldiers." Pepay said matter-o-factly.
"Oh, that's....smart." Rose said.
"Hell yeah it is! Now stay here baby and guard the fort, we'll be back in a jiffy!" I said, and we all ran out leaving a very confused Rose behind.
EPOV
"Damn! We've checked every cave there is in Kansas, and no sign of Meech!" Bella exclaimed.
"Wait! I smell her sent! She headed East-South to Florida! Let's go!" I said, and we all ran tracing the sent.
APOV
-Has Vision-
"Crap! We need to hurry! They've caught on that Meech went to Florida, we need as many donuts as we can get!"
"Aye aye captain!" Emmett said.
"I'm not the captain Emmett, you are."
"I know, I just felt like saying that."
-400 donut shops later...-
"Wow! We have millions of donuts! Do you think that'll be enough?" Pepay asked.
"Uh, probably not. We are cutting it close, but it'll have to do." MJ said.
Meech'sPOV
"Wow...the Tower of Terror! This will be a good hiding spot."
-Runs to the Tower of Terror-
EPOV
"Gah, can't this girl make up her mind? Or is she just challenged at finding her way." Jake said, very annoyed.
"She proabally just didn't know where she wanted to go." Bella said.
"Gah, it's going to take forever to find her! I mean, she's left a very strange trail!" Rachel shouted.
"That's okay though! Because then that just means we have more time to plan." I said.
"Yeah, but that also means that they have more time to plan also!" Bella yelled.
"Gah! Good point. Well, for the mean time, let's just keep looking for Meech."
EmPOV
"Rose! We are back, and with the donuts!" I shouted as soon as I entered the fort.
"Where did she go?" MJ asked.
"Rose!? Rose!?!" We all yelled.
"Oh no! We have lost a soldier!" Jasper started freaking out.
"What the hell is all the commotion about? Can't a girl get her makeup and hair brush?" Rose asked, walking into the fort.
"ROSE! You survived!" Alice exclaimed.
"Oh my gosh... I'm with idiots." Rose rolled her eyes.
Charlie'sPOV
"Hmm, I wonder if there is any good games on."
-turns T.V. on and a commercial pops on-
Team Blanket is now on the hunt for Meech. Will they give up? Or will they fight along the way just to find her?
Team Mr. PCM just bought over a million donuts to try to capture Jake when Team Blanket comes back. Will it work? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!
"Huh, that looked like Bella and all of her friends.. Oh look baseball!"
Will Team Blanket find Meech? WILL the donuts capture Jake? WILL CHARLIE REALIZE IT IS IN FACT BELLA AND ALL OF HER FRIENDS? Ha, I'm having to much fun with all of this. :) That's probably why I updated soo soon. :)