DISCLAIMER-- YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN!

Good 'ol ABBA! Ha, anywho, Pepay is back here with me writing the chapter! And I'm back from Florida, and missing the warm weather. Thought you might want to know. And like I promised, long chapter! Or at least, I'm going to try to make it long, we'll see how it plays out! (but it WILL be long! Somehow...)

Thanks once again to FlamingMusikStar89 for some more hilarious questions, and calling us a comedy genious! You rule!

Bella: OMF'nG! Brillient! Oh! can I join your side in the war?! I LOVE bloody sports! Muhahahahahahaha! Um, is that weird?

Jasper: Awh! See they really do love you! At least you have a family that LOVES you. ;) I'll give you a hug whenever you want! Just come to California!

Emmet: I'm just awesome awsome like that ;). Hmm, I'm bored. Do you have any suggestions what you can do when you are bored?

Alice: Thanks! I haven't been shopping in like a day. Im in need of shopping!

Edward: Erm, not it's not suppose to be a threat, it's suppose to be a clue that KOOL-AID IS A SPY! Sheesh, for someone who is 110 years old you sure are slow. . .

Carlisle: Damnit! I need to find someone else!
-Runs to the phone book-

Esme: Yeah, it taste like thicker lemonade! It's delicous!

Bella's answer-Sure you can! Although Edward is the captain, so you would have to ask him... but if I were captain I would totally say yes! and I don't think it's weird you love bloody sports.

Jasper's answer- Okay! Sounds good to me!

"Jasper! It's time for your hourly hug from us!"

"Okay coming Emmett!"

Emmett's answer- Start a war! That's what I did!

Alice's answer- IN A DAY?!?! I'M TAKING YOU AS SOON AS THIS STUPID WAR IS OVER!

Edward's answer- I'm not slow! -a turtle passes him while running-

Carlisle's answer- I kinda forgot what we are talking about...oh yeah! My gayness. Ha! I'm smart!

Esme's answer- It does! Wow, this is really good stuff.

EmPOV

"Brilliant plan Pepay! Let's get started gang!"

EPOV

"Well for some reason i think this is trap, thinking Meech is in Florida. I have an idea that we should head to Seattle. It's closer to home. I don't think she would travel this far alone."

"Wow Edward, that's good thinking! To Seattle!"

Meech'sPOV

"Tower of Terror! This is so much fun! Huh, I wanna go to Mexico now..."

EmPOV

"Alice, can you see anything? Is our evil plan working?"

"Yes, it is! They are headed back right now! And, what's this? Meech is headed off to Mexico!"

"Wait! I have another idea!"

"Tell us Pepay!"

-Pepay tells them her second brilliant idea.-

"WOW! I'm glad I told you to be on our side!"

"Why thank you Emmett!"

EPOV

-In Kansas-

"Hey there! Whats this?" exclaimed Edward

"Why it looks like a map!" pronounced Bella

"Those idiots must have dropped it." Jake hissed

"Well then we might as well follow it." Rachel barked

EmPOV

"HAHAHA! Those losers are following the map!" Alice shouted

"I wonder if they will figure out it is a blanket?" MJ questioned

"By the way what was even on that blanket since they think it is a map?" Rose asked

Pepay has a very distinct look on her face when she pronounces that it a map of Candyland.

"You mean the board game?" Jasper said

"Yes, a board game on a blanket, isn't that about the coolest think you have heard of?" Pepay said excitedly. (A/N I really do have a blanket with Candyland on it. It came with pieces too! Pepay gave it to me for Christmas! It's pretty awesome. Anywho, back to the story.)

EPOV

"According to this card it says to go up to the color red." exclaimed Edward.

"Mine said to go to the Candy Princess." Bella said.

"Off to the Candy Princess then!"

"But Edward we do not know were that is at."

"It is in Maine duh! Don't you know what candy is made of? Everything Maine has to offer!"

"Okay all mighty smart one!" Rachel shouted!

APOV

-Has vision-

"Yay! It's working, still! We are all so brilliant!"

"We?" Pepay asked while glaring at Alice.

"I mean, Pepay is so brilliant!" Alice corrected.

"Thank you." Pepay smiled widely.

"MJ, is that a tattoo on the inside of your wrist?" Jasper questioned.

"Uhhhh.... maybe?"

"MJ! WHEN DID YOU GET A TATTOO!" Emmett yelled.

"Today...." (A/N -again- uh I really did get a tattoo on the inside of my wrist, but it washed off :()

"THAT'S SO COOL! I WANT ONE!" Emmett exclaimed!

"That's so not cool, tattoo's are weird." Jasper said.

"LIER! Jasper you have a tattoo on your chest!" Pepay shouted.

"Wait, how did you know?" Jasper asked kinda freaked out.

Pepay just put a very distinct smile on her face.

Jasper backs away slowly.

EPOV

"Finally! We are in Maine!"

"Whoa, is that Candy Mountain?" Rachel examined.

"I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT! THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPTSTICK!" Bella shouted.

Some old lady walks out of the mountain.

"What did you just say young lady?" The old mountain lady asked.

"I KISSED A GIRL JUST TO TRY IT! HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!" Bella yelled even louder.

"Say that one more time!" The old lady exclaimed.

"YOU! CHANGE YOUR MIND! LIKE A GIRL CHANGES CLOTHES!" Bella went all sneaky, and switched songs on the old mountain lady.

"What? That doesn't even make since!" The old lady said.

"YOUR SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYS!"

"What do you mean? I do like boys! I'm married! See!?" Old lady brings out her husband. He is a troll.

"WHOA! YOUR HOT THEN YOUR COLD! YOUR YES AND YOUR NO! YOUR IN THEN YOUR OUT YOUR UP AND YOUR DOWN!" Bella kept on singing.

"Grrr humph." The troll said.

"Buh hum bug!" The old lady yelled. "Wait, why are you here?"

"Because my card said so! Your the Candy Princess, what do we do know?" Bella asked.

"Draw another card!" The old lady said wisely.

Bella draws another card.

"It says to go to Peppermint Forest, wise woman, where is that?" Jake asked.

"It is down south."

-Heads off down south-

"Bella, those songs you sang are GORGEOUS!" Edward said in a gay-ish tone.

"Oh crap, Edward your becoming Carlisle!" Bella shouted.

"Psh no, I'm not smarticle like him!" Edward retorted

"No! I mean your becoming bi!" Jake yelled.

"...NO!" Edward screams and runs in circles like a little girl

EMPOV

"Alice, Have they found the donuts?" Emmett was excited

"Well they found an old lady that is married to a troll. They think that she is the candy princess, and she said to head south."

"Their is only one problem with that old lady person. She is leading them to Meech." MJ exclaimed

"Pepay what is wrong with you. We are trying to get them to NOT find Meech and so far they haven't found any on the traps we have been sending out! What is wrong with you? HUH!?" Screamed Rosalie.

Pepays anwsers "Patience is key young crickets."

"She's right, we must wait." Alice said. "This will work."

Meech'sPOV

"Hey check that guy out. He's H-O-T HOT!"

"It's only because we are in Mexico."

"The name's Charolette. Meech, Charolette."

"The name's Brandon. Brandon O' Brandon."

"Are you Irish?"

"No, I'm Mexican. That's why were in Mexico!"

"Did you know Brandon means Beautiful in Dutch?"

"Did you know Dutch is the language of love?"

"No I did not."

"Well now you do. To bad this is all a fantasy in your head!

-Meech wakes up from a dream!-

"Whoa! Not fair!"

-Commercial pops on in a nearby village-

"Is Pepay actually brilliant? Is Meech actually going to find a H.O.T HOT guy named Brandon O' Brandon? Will Edward eventually find out that Meech was, in fact, in Florida? STAY TUNED!"

-TV turns off.-

HA! HAHA! HA! Why am I laughing? I have no clue. Oh well! Anywho, I hope you enjoy, and like I said in a chapter earlier on, I'm having too much fun with this war. :)

I, Pepay, agree's MJ is having way to much fun with this war. I wanted ya'll to know that (:

M.J. & P.e.p.a.y.(: