Legal disclaimer: Chuck Norris kicks ass... and why no, I don't own Naruto.

Chapter 2: Learning from the pros; a lesson in the art of "Picking up chicks"

The heat wave in Konoha continued. It felt as if the heat just became more and more intense as July passed to August. And although away from the sun, two young girls were baking in the dimly lit basement of the Konoha Hospital. Sakura Haruno and Hinata Hyuuga have been practicing all morning, and hunger was settling in. However, due to the intense heat, the two girls were soaked in sweat. Taking a shower was mandatory. The two girls walked to the showers, but to their dismay, only one shower was usable, the rest were unusable. Well, at least to Hinata's dismay. Sakura Haruno had incredibly developed a very strong sexual urge for Hinata. And despite appearing calm and creating a slightly frustrated front to Hinata, Sakura was ecstatic. She was shaking with both fear and excitement. Not only would she able to see Hinata naked... but also maybe, just maybe, she can make up an excuse to take a bath together with Hinata. Oh, what she wouldn't give to a get a glimpse of Hinata's massive breasts, too maybe cop a feel or two... and even to see... to see that which Sakura wanted to see the most... Hinata's sex.

"Oh! Sakura! Hinata! Didn't you know those showers are broken? It only has cold water. Why don't you guys go take a bath at one of the patients' rooms? You each can take separate rooms," said Tsunade as she saw the coming down the hall.

"Oh? Tsunade-sama? What are you doing here?" asked Hinata. Sakura's face was completely blank. But her inner Sakura was aflame with rage. " Stupid dumb bitch! You fucking ruined my chance to have a cold, COLD, shower with my Hinata-chan!!" thought inner Sakura. She screamed a few other choice words, but her face was still emotionless.

"Oh, just making some rounds. So have you guys been working hard? How about a break? I know! Why don't I take you guys too the hot springs later?" asked Tsunade.

"Sure I guess... what about you Hinata? Wanna come?" asked Sakura very casually.

"Um... I actually have somewhere to um... go tonight...sorry" replied Hinata.

"Oh that's fine," replied Sakura cheerfully, hiding sheer disappointment.

"I guess it's just you and me, Sakura." Said Tsunade.

"Great," mumbled Sakura.

Hinata didn't have anywhere to go to. She did not have anything to do tonight. The sole reason she refused Tsunade's offer was that she has only been to the hot springs only once in her life...and that one experience had troubled her greatly.

It was after a hard day's training with Kurenai. Kiba and Shino had gone home, their mothers were calling them for dinner. Hinata didn't want to go home just yet, her dad was training her younger sister and she did not want to be compared against her younger sister and be made feel inferior by her own father. Noticing Hinata's reluctance to go home, Kurenai invited Hinata to the hot springs. Everything was fine...until they had to get undressed. Hinata was a shy girl, if you haven't already noticed... and she has never seen anyone other than herself naked before, or get praised by someone about her body. She was blushing horribly as Kurenai went on about her big Hinata's breasts were and how toned she was, so she appreciated it greatly when they finally submerged their selves in the hot springs. The heat felt good and Hinata could feel all her stress go away.

"Move over a bit Hinata." She heard Kurenai say. She obliged and felt Kurenai sit behind her. Kurenai began to massage Hinata's shoulders. Hinata melted like putty underneath the heat and Kurenai's massage. She heard herself give an involuntary moan and heard Kurenai laugh and say something about stress. Then, Hinata leaned back and she felt something soft touch her back...she realized it was Kurenai's breasts. Her mind went blank. A single, sudden thought began to resonate in her brain. Hinata's hand began to tremble. In that moment, Hinata wanted to fondle Kurenai's bosom... to caress it and watch Kurenai's face in sheer ecstasy. Hinata knew what to do, she knew what a girl liked, after all, and she has touched herself once before... strictly for research of course. Hinata wanted to squeeze Kurenai's nipple...gently, but firmly; she wanted to engulf Kurenai's nipple in her mouth, to bite it, to lick it, and to suck it. It took what seemed like forever for Hinata to snap out of it. She got out of the spring, thanked Kurenai, and went home. On her way home, Hinata began to try and erase the memory from her head, it has never worked. She still wakes up in the middle of the night to find herself dripping wet right after dreaming of that event... however, in her dreams, Hinata took it a lot further than a single step.

So, after Sakura and Hinata took their showers, they decided to go to a nostalgic place to eat lunch. With a blonde boy with blue eyes in mind, they found themselves in front of a familiar ramen restaurant. As soon as they came in, Sakura's face went white. Anko was brazenly flirting with Ayame, the ramen restaurant's assistant shopkeeper. Anko saw the reaction on Sakura's face and she grinned a cool, casual grin, and when she saw Hinata... the request made sense. "So... fresh meat, huh?" she thought to herself. She bid farewell to Ayame and left. Naturally, Hinata saw Anko chatting with Ayame, and did not see the obvious, bold and, well, blunt flirting that Anko was committing...and neither did Ayame.

Sakura was shaking. Seeing Anko embarrassed her. But the way she flirted with Ayame... it was subtle, sneaky, personal, yet so casual and so direct yet still so indirect, whatever it was, it was nothing short of pure genius, a total work of art from a seasoned pick up artist. And Sakura was brewing something up and when she realized Ayame was unsure of what truly happened in the conversation between her and Anko, the light bulb went off in her head.

"So uh... What would you like Hinata?" asked Sakura.

"Hmm... I don't know..." replied Hinata thoughtfully staring at the menu board.

"Umm, Ayame, you remember Naruto right? What does Naruto usually order?" asked Sakura.

"Umm...well, on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays he usually orders everything and on Tuesdays and Thursdays, everything. And if he still has money for the weekend...everything." answered Ayame. Nostalgia was showing in her eyes as she remembered that blond haired boy engulf everything he ordered and still had some room for one more cup...which he took home with him. Sakura and Hinata glanced at each other...ordering "everything" would ruin their diet. So they went with the daily special. As they waited, Sakura tried hard at having a conversation with Hinata. She asked her how Hinata was, asked for her hobbies, her likes and dislikes, and numerous other things. Hinata responded, and asked Sakura the same questions. They were talking...but something was missing. Sakura was missing what Anko had...that unexplainable charm or aura that Anko resonated. The femme fatale. It was unmistaken, however, that the bond between Hinata and Sakura inched closer. After lunch, Sakura suggested that they walk around to work off the ramen. And so they went about Konoha, looking at stores and whatnot. And in the shadows, Anko shook her head at the people of Konoha wondering how they could all be so oblivious.

The sun was dipping in the horizon as dusk settled in. The heat was still present, but it was tamed to a cool manageable heat. Sakura made her way to the hot springs. She and Hinata had parted shortly before dusk, and she could not sway Hinata to accompany her to the springs. Although she spent the whole day with Hinata, Sakura was disappointed. She had grown closer to Hinata...but still not close enough. She got to the hot springs, undressed and went in. The heat was fantastic. She was alone; Tsunade had not arrived yet. She closed her eyes, and heard footsteps; she assumed it was Tsunade. She was wrong.

"Hey Sakura," whispered Anko in Sakura's ear. Despite the heat, Sakura froze.

"A-Anko-sensei!" she stammered.

"Yep. I was wondering why you asked me to recall that one night with the princess out of the blue... but when I saw you and Hinata, well, I put two and two together. So, I did a little reconnaissance and followed you two. And I am impressed. You got the technique; it needs a few tuning up, but its there. But the thing you're missing is the femme fatale." She explained to Sakura. Sakura drank in every word she said... but still put up a denial front.

"What are you talking about Anko-sensei? I'm a girl and so is she, I don't like her that way" Sakura weakly protested.

"Oh...sure. So you're telling me you don't want to feel her kiss? That you haven't thought about grabbing onto one of her huge breasts and licking them? That you honestly have never thought about licking her pussy raw?" asked Anko, staring into Sakura's eyes.

"N-No! Of course not!" denied Sakura.

"Oh, come now child, its ok." Soothed Anko. "I'm here to help you."

"Sensei..." Sakura whispered. She was uncertain... she wanted Hinata, but just what exactly was she getting into?

"You just need some more examples. C'mon, you're about to see me finish up a job." Anko said as she stood up. Sakura followed suit.

Sakura trailed Anko back to Ichiraku Ramen and realized who the target was...Ayame. She studied Anko intensively; she was determined not to miss anything. Then Anko made her move. She caressed Ayame's face, drew her in and gave her a swift kiss. Ayame was shocked and blushed hard enough for Sakura to see. She saw Anko walk to her.

"Now we wait." Replied Anko. "She can either reject me or take me."

"But aren't you worried about what the villagers will say?" asked Sakura.

"No, even if they found out. Ayame won't tell anybody. And the villagers here are too oblivious to notice anything" explained Anko.

"Anko..." Sakura started hesitantly.

"Sorry Sakura, but I'm not one to kiss and tell. Save that one time with the princess, just cause it was so fucking hot."

And so they waited. And waited. And waited. But Ayame did not arrive.

"Ah well... you lose some you win some." Commented Anko as they walked home.

"Hmm...yeah" replied Sakura sleepily, although Anko didn't get Ayame, Sakura had learned some valuable tips. She went home and straight to bed. Today was as tiring as always.

Hinata jolted awake. She was sweating, and her panty was dripping wet. She saw her finger, raised it to her nose, smelled it and recognized it as her cum. She tried to resist the urge, but could not help herself; she licked her fingers clean, savoring her own taste in her mouth. It was strange that she fingered self in her dream; after all, she's only masturbated once, for research only. Her dream was different... same events, but this time she could not see Kurenai's face. It was strange really...

She could not sleep. She turned and tossed in her bed, but she was kept awake by a single question. Did Hinata like girls more than boys? Was she a... lesbian? She stared at the full moon through her window and reminisced about the boy she adored. She still loved him...but what about the new insignia of strength in her life?

What about... Sakura Haruno?

TBC...

Writer's Note:

umm, please forgive my tardiness. Thank you for the reviews ) Please, review some more) No, no yuri in this one... ( I suck at building tension. I wanted a yuri between Ayame and Anko...but i realized it would have been meaningless smut so...i decided not to. The next chapter however... well its gonna be chapter 3. And 3 is a very good number. 2's a company...but 3... the more the merrier ) So more reviews please.

Oh...and please leave a chuck Norris joke. Don't know one? Google it. Don't like it? Too fucking bad. (you don't HAVE to leave one...)

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