DISCLAMIER!- IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME! LITTLE GIRL YOUR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIDE EVERYTHING EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE, EVERYTHING EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT. :)

Hiya! Pepay and MJ here!! WOO! Sorry for the long wait, we both got UBER busy being in Florida, and Mississippi, and Oklahoma!! :)

MJ- I finally thought of a question for you! Do you like Fall Out Boy (Pete Wentz. . .So hott!), Paramore, Tokio Hotel (Tom Kaulitz. . .SO ZEXY!), Metro Station, and Hey Monday (These are bands just to let you kno!) or any of those?
Bella- Meh, im 2 lazy 2 walk 2 ft. and move my mouth to say 5 words. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Jasper- Why do people think your emo? I don't think so! I think ur bright as a butterfly (sorry if you're offened, didn't mean to make u sound gay)

Emmett- Yea, kno wut i mite just do that! Lollipop store here I come! I use the ends of lollipops to poke people woth just to let you kno. . .very effective. . . you should try it with your team!

Alice- I know in a day! Im dieing, nut the last time i went to the mall i got these awesome neon green skinny jeans from Hot Topic (my fav. store!)!

Edward- Can I be referie for the war!?

Carlisle- Yeah. . .OMG DON'T WANT TO C MALL COP!?!?

Esme-Yeah I get high of it!

Jacob- Yeah. . .I dont like you that much. but anyway r u still in love w/ Bella?

MJ- Fall Out Boy equals awesome. Paramore is totally cool. Never listened to Tokio Hotel. Metro Station freaking sweet and haven't even heard of Hey Monday.

Bella- Well fine then!

Jasper- People think I'm emo? WHAT? SINCE WHEN? I'M NOT A BUTTERFLY EITHER!!!!! -runs away terrified.-

Emmett- LOLLIPOPS!??! I love lollipops!

Alice- Neon green skinny jeans? TOTALLY AWESOME! I must find some!

Edward- No! Well, only if you wear a dress....

Carlisle- OMG YES!!! It looks HILARIOUS!

Esme- Oh yeah..

Jacob- NO! My love is for Rachel only. :D

EmPOV

"Magical 21 flavors of Dr. Pepper...."

"I thought it was 23?" MJ said.

"23..."

"You have a comfortable butt..." Alice said to Jasper.

"Why thank you?"

"Can I pull this wire out of the wall?" Rose asked Pepay.

"NO!"

"Why will a bomb go off?" Rose questioned playing with the wire.

"YES!"

"NO! I moved it! I'm so sorry! Go back go back!!"

"Go back where?" Emmett asked.

"YOUR FACE!" Everyone shouted.

"I'm so confused!" Emmett crawled in a hole.

"We should start a cheer team!" Alice exlaimed!

"And we should only perform when there's a tornado!" Pepay screamed.

"Can we wear socks on our hands? And hats on our butts?" MJ asked.

"And growl like a kitten?!" Emmett jumped up and down with joy.

"YEAH!" Alice said.

"I'm in!" Everyone exclaimed.

"What are we going to cheer for?" MJ questioned.

"Anything but clowns, because Pink is going to burn them down, down DOWN!" Pepay said matter-o-factly.

"SNAILS!" Emmett yelled. (A/N so while typing this, Pepay randomly said "I think someone should yell snails, so I litterally yelled snails really loudly. Then I realized she meant in the story..... end A/N)

"YUMMY!" Jasper said like a hobo.

"We are not in France! We do NOT eat snails! Do you want to start this war EVERYWHERE?" Emmett shouted!

"Wait, the war is still going on?" Rose asked.

"Let's call a conferance!" Pepay howled.

"Arang rang rang ahhwng shwang stoplly shexy." Jasper said in Dutch.

"What does that mean?" Alice asked.

"Well," Pepay started. "It means, la vida sería mucho más interesante si caca estaba vivo ... pensar en ello....."

"HUH?" Everyone asked.

"She said!..." MJ started. "Life would be so much more intersting if poop was alive... think about it..."

"Ooh." Everyone said.

"So we should throw a dance party. Invite Eddie's team over, and dance. We shall have fun." Alice said.

"OKAY!" Emmett said.

(Blame Pepay for randomly singing Spanish songs at the moment!)

EPOV

"I think that we should throw a dance partay

I think that we should... get a groove on

I think that we should get a pretty little hat to go along with our new names

to sound more ganster...."

"Edward what the hell are you singing?" Bella asked.

"I THINK THAT WE SHOULD THROW A DANCE PARTAY

I THINK THAT WE SHOULD.. GET A GROOVE ON

I THINK THAT-"

"I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!" Jacob and Rachel exlaimed very loudly.

"We should buy sombraro's! And wrap them in blankets!!! And rugs!" They heard someone yell in the far distance, say like, Forks.

"Was that Pepay?" Edward asked very confused.

"I think it was." Rachel and Jacob said together.

"Why is she yelling that so loudly?" Bella asked.

"I have another one!" Edward profounded.

"Another what?" Bella asked.

"I'm reading Pepay's mind, she's about to exclaim something very important that will help us in the war."

"When you go tanning in a booth, and get burned, would it still be considered a sun burn?" They heard Pepay's distant voice. It was in a country accent.

"How many pounds of potatoes do McDonalds go through in a year?"

"Why are semi trucks called semi's?"

"How many mints does Sonic give out each month?"

"Who came up with the english language?"

"IF COWS HAVE THREE STOMACHS, WHY DO THEY ONLY EAT GRASS?"

"Why is her voice getting louder?" Jacob and Rachel asked at the same time (once again.)

"'Cause she's yelling louder?!" Edward asked/said.

"WHY DO WE HAVE RANDOM HOLES IN OUR FACES?"

"WHY UMMM WHATS ANOTHER ONE?"

''WHY IS JASPER'S BUTT SO COMFY TO ALICE?"

"WHEN THEY WERE NAMING THE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, DID THEY JUST GET LAZY WHEN NAMING THE 'ORANGE'?"

"WHO DETERMINED WHAT WAS A BAD WORD, AND WHAT WAS A GOOD WORD?"

"WHY IS IT RARE TO FIND A BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES?"

"WHY-"

-static noise-

WE'RE SORRY. BUT IN THIS STORY PEPAY ENDED UP ASKING TOO MANY UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS, AND CRASHED MJ'S COMPUTER. TO SUM UP WHAT HAPPENS, ALL THE CHARACTERS HAd A DANCE PARTAY, ENDed THE WAR, AND went BACK TO FORKS TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. EDWARD AND BELLA ARE LIVING TOGETHER, WITH A PET SQUIRRELL. EMMETT AND ROSALIE ARE LIVING TOGETHER WITH THEIR TWO PETS PEPAY (CAT) AND MJ (CAT 2). THEY ARE ENJOYING SHOPPING TRIPS FOR MINI SKIRTS AND SHARPIES. ALSO EMMETT HAS BEEN GETTING BAD CASES OF BUTT ACHES.

ALICE AND JASPER ARE DOING GREAT. ALICE IS STILL PAYING THE RENT BILLS ON JASPER (SINCE SHE GOT HIM OFF THE INTERNET) AND THEY ARE LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

CARLISLE AND ESME ARE DOING GREAT. NO ONE ELSE HAS FOUND OUT ABOUT CARLISLE'S LITTLE SECRET, BUT ESME'S ADDICTION TO WINDEX HAS GONE OVERBOARD AND SHE IS NOW WHAT YOU WOULD CONSIDER A 'DRUGGIE.'

RACHEL AND JAKE ARE ALSO DOING WELL, LISTENING TO ALL OF THEIR MUSIC.

CHARLIE IS STILL CHARLIE.

MEECH ON THE OTHERHAND.... NO ONE FOUND HER IN MEXICO. SHE NEVER FOUND HER DREAM GUY. BUT SHE DID FIND A KOALA BEAR, WHO ENDED UP BEING MR. PCM IN DISGUISE. ONCE HE FOUND OUT IT WAS MEECH, HE RAN BACK TO EMMETT'S CLOSET TO HIDE FOREVER.

THANK YOU, AND GOOD NIGHT!

-static noise...-

So yeah, that's the end of our story. i know it came out of nowhere, but we promise (pepay and mj) that we will be writing another story together, and it'll AWESOME. when it'll actually come out? no clue, but as of for now, we are going to climb in a dark hole and blow some bubbles. (and maybe eat them too.) :)

PEACE OUT!

M.J. & P.E.P.A.Y.