COLLINS' ADVENTURES IN THE PSYCH CLASSROOM
"So...any questions regarding the oatmeal-and-iPod theory?" Prof. Collins asked his class of seniors at Nunside High.
"I have a question, sir, but not about the theory." said one girl.
Thinking it was about the bank-machine-and-heavenly-apparitions theory, he replied "Go ahead."
"Where did you get your coat?" asked the girl. "It seems to have come off the street."
"What if it did?" Collins said, getting defensive. "It's alot better than yours with the rabbit fur trim, do you know how many bunnies died for it?!"
"No! It's fake fur!" said the snobby girl.
"Oh really? READ ITS TAG."
All the girls leaned in as one read the tag out loud.
"One hundred percent authentic rabbit fur."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!" the girl wearing the jacket cried.
"Did you not listen to the rabbit-fur-and-global-warming theory?!" Collins cried.
One girl spoke up. "The less cute and fuzzy animals alive the more the world warms due to lack of fl00fy fur, sir!"
"EXACTLY!" bellowed Collins. "DO YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THE PROBLEM?!"
"Let's burn it!" said the girl.
"YEAHHH!" cried everyone else.
"But isn't that illegal?" said another girl sitting in the corner.
"Let's give it to Mr. G. in the chem lab! We can use the Bunsen Burner!" said another.
"YEEEAHH!!" cried everyone.
And so the entire Psychology 102 class silently scampered down the hall towards the chem. lab...