Maureen's Adventures in the Panther's Paw

"Hi there, I'm Mrs. Welsh, and welcome to the Panther's Paw."

"Um...yeah-huh, I'm here to, like, work?" said Maureen.

"Sure thing, sweetie, just put on this here apron and start stacking the muffins."

-ABOUT TWENTY THREE POINT SEVEN MINUTES LATER-

Maureen was outside the cafe in the "mall", the cafeteria/gathering place/big empty space. Only right now it wasn't so empty. It was filled with a lunch period, and as Maureen scanned it, looking for something to protest, and she found it.In one corner was a shy, quiet girl who appeared to be minding her own business. Unfortunatley she did not see the preps move in until it was TOOOO LAAAAATE!!!

"Where did you get those shoes? Goodwill?" one asked.

"Uhhhh," said the innocent girl in the corner. "Actually yes."

The preps all laughed. "And what are you eating?"

"It would appear to be a coffee cake muffin." said the girl eating the muffin (we'll call her Jane for confusion reasons).

"No wonder you're a slow runner." said the prep's leader. "Fat cow."

Maureen heard that and just blew her top. For one thing, Jane wasn't fat! And for another, Maureen LIKED cows. She liked them A LOT. COWS WERE HER FRIENDS.

"Hey, you!" she said to another girl. "Why isn't anyone sticking up for that girl?"

"Oh, that one? She's weird."

"Well, how is she weird?"

"Like...she doesn't talk alot...and when she does she's loud. And she likes weird music and stuff..."

"That's no reason to be mean to her!" said Maureen, her protestor's mind gaining strength. "I...I...I protest that!" Maureen jumped up on the table and cried to the world, "HEY EVERYONE!!!!! COWS ROCK!"

Everyone started back at Maureen. But she was used to stares (everyone always stared at her funny) and she proceeded with what she was doing.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she mooed. "Come on, Nunside High! Let me hear ya! Moo with me!"

And like a true miracle, a small moo from across the mall came. "Moo!"

"MOOO!"

"MMMMMOO!"

"MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

It was a beautiful sight. The evil people were driven from the mall in shame. Of course, the principle came in at that moment. And obviously she assumed Maureen was doing something BAD. So Maureen dashed down the hall towards a room, which, unbeknownst to her but beknownst to us, was the chem lab...