OK, so now for my next one-shot! And it's… drum roll please….!
Theme: Obsession
Characters: Zoro, Nami, Sanji
Pairings: ZoNa, Mentioned SaNa, mentioned Frobin and LuVi
Song: Get Your Hands Off Of My Woman, by the Darkness
I don't own One Piece, it's characters, plot, or this song.
Song Fic!
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You are drunk and surly.
In Latino lover mode.
We all know what's on your agenda.
You've broken the code.
When he got drunk, he got surly about how Nami never payed any attention to him, about how Vivi only looked at Luffy, and how Robin was always off with the "shitty cyborg".
The man was driven by his penis, and it wasn't hard to tell. Any girl was fine, so it always pissed Zoro off when he went after Nami, who he KNEW Zoro was attracted to.
Oh, I've got no right to lay claim to her frame!
She's not my possession.
You cunt!
Of course, she wasn't his, per se. She wasn't married to him or anything. But she sure as hell wasn't Sanji's!
Get your hands off my woman, motherfucker!
Get your hands off my woman, motherfucker!
Sanji had better get his hands off of her right now, or Zoro'll cut them off himself.
He'll do it, everyone knows he will, and that's why Robin quickly summoned Sanji's attention to her.
Octoped, you've got six hands too many.
And you can't keep them to yourself!
You're too fat and too old to marry.
So they left you on the shelf.
His hands were everywhere, every girl, and he wished Nami would realize it. He couldn't keep them to himself.
He was too lovesick and young to marry, so why was he hinting at it? The sick fuck hasn't had a chick ever for a reason!
Oh, I've got no right to lay claim to her frame!
But you soiled my obsession.
You cunt!
He still had no right to stop him from flirting and touching, but dammit! Sanji was playing with fire, and didn't realize Zoro's obsession.
Get your hands off my woman, motherfucker.
Get your hands off my woman, motherfucker. Ow!
He would do it this time, he really would. The perv ass was still all over her, and he would not sit around and watch!
"Get your hands off of my woman, motherfucker!"
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Sanji lovers, don't kill me! He fit the part! Not too proud of this one, but I still found it entertaining to write.