Well, since so many people liked the first chapter, I've decided to go ahead with the second. I'll try to make it a spazzy as the first, and if you guys have ANY funny sayings or lines you want me to put in, write it in a review or PM me.
Secondly, I've also noticed that a lot of people are favouriting my stories without giving a review. This makes me sad. I get updates about those y'know!
so please, send me a review when you get finished. please. Or else I will hunt you down...
Also, since I'm probably going to be wrtiting this one alone, since Insane-Fluff has no more interest in it, I'm open to ideas, so help me, please, I'm not really used to doing stories alone...well, except for New Life, Same Fate, but that's only because Fluffie hates anything even remotely resembling Yaoi.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or any other characters associated with the series. Kudos to Kishimoto for that.
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chaptero 2 - We're going WHERE!?
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"Tobi knows! Let's go hide in Konoha!"
"ohhhh oka--WHAT!? why the fuck would we go there!?" Hidan screamed in the Uchiha's ear (not Itachi)
"but whyyyyy Hidan-senpai, Tobi loves Konoha!"
"Well thats all fine and dandy! but what do you suppose we do if we get caught!? They'll fucking EAT us!"
Pein interrupted, "Well, It's either find somewhere to take our sorry little asses, or wait here untill Orochimaru comes to take our asses somewhere else."
-Cue unanimous shuddering-
"OKAY THEN! ON TO KONOHA!" Hidan excaimed dramatically, striking a ridiculous pose.( if you're aware, imagine Ash's stupid pose from Pokemon)
"Yeah, un!" Deidara agreed as he ran out the living room.
The rest of the mishapped akatsuki murmured their agreement, and promptly took their sorry little asses on their way to Konoha, as advised.
-- 4 howahs latah--
"Guuuyyysss, I'm hunnngggrryyyy, unnn!"
"Deidara, stop whining!"
"Buuuuttt Kakuzuuuu, I'm hungry, un!"
"Yeah, I'm starving, seriously!"
"Hidan, you can't starve; You. Don't. Die." Yes. Kakuzu is basically the ' voice of reason.'
"SO!? I'm still hungry, dammit!"
"Me too!" Kisame piped up.
"Shut up Kisame! Un!" Deidara retorted
"Make me!"
"I WILL!!" Deidara screamed, tackling the shark child to the ground, who began screaming
"WILL YOU SHUT UP!!" Kakuzu roared, pinning the whole group down with his thread-tentacles.
"Ewwww! We dun wanna be raped Kakuzuuuuu!" Kisame whined. Kakuzu however, didn't find this amusing, and began brutally strangling that forementioned.
"Lemme go! Lemme GO!" Yahiko struggled against the tentacles of DOOM.
"DAMMIT KAKUZU! LET US GO!" Pein/Nagato shrieked in his little kid voice. And let me tell you something, when the Leader of the most feared organization in all of the Shinobi Nations screams at you to do something-- regardless of his current stature-- You do it!
"Errr..." Kakuzu trailed off as he withdrew his demonic tentacles, hence freeing the small children.
"EIYAAHHH! Now my Hair's all dirty and messy, un!" Deidara ranted.
"Hmph. And just last month you were trying to convince Tobi that you were male." Sasori snorted, sticking his foot out and tripping the dumb blonde.
"DANNA! YOU MEANIE!!"
"Deidara, you retard." Sasori returned in his monotone.
And it was then, and only then, did Kakuzu step in with a threat of making the naughty children stand in a corner. This caused Deidara to run away screaming, Sasori, however, just stood there like an impassive bastard giving Kakuzu a look that clearly said ' Are you kidding me?'
"Rawr. Ima Sharkie!" Kisame imitated, grabbing onto Kakuzu's leg, forcing him to drag the demon child around.
" Ugh, This is gonna be a long day..." Kakuzu moaned.
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"Guys..." Itachi trailed off, pointing to the scene which they had just arrived.
"Brother? I don't think we're in Amegakure anymore..." Konan trailed off.
"WHOA!! Where are we?" Yahiko asked excitedly.
"Dude. This place is seriously in need of a new interior designer." Hidan complained.
The scene before them was nothing short of an oddity to the mini-shinobi. The ground was cracked and barren, eerie mist lingered across the earth, and surrounding them were...bones?! Yep, bones. Huge mounds of ivory, giant skulls of strange creatures with massive tusks. Can you guess where they are yet?
" This is..., " Zetsu trailed off menacingly, " AN ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD!!" dun dun dunnnnnn
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Everyone chorused in unision. With of course, a few 'un's and 'seriously's thrown in there.
"How in Jashin's name did we end up here!?" Hidan yelled to no one in particular.
"Is this even possible by the laws of crossover and copywright?" Sasori muttered.
"I have no clue..." Nagato/Pein replied. (Y'know what? I'm just gonna call him Pein, so we all know who I'm talking about)
"Maybe we should move on before something ridiculus happens... like...singing hyenas or sonething completely wierd." Kisame decided. Everyone mumbled their agreement.
"Tobi thinks this is a nice place."
"Yeah, well, Tobi is free to stay here then, un."
"No thank you, Deidara-senpai." Tobi smiled.
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"Ugh, Where are we now?" Kakuzu moaned.
"I have no clue..." Sasori pondered.
"Tobi sees A sign! A sign!" The hyper child screeched.
"Well then what does it say?" Konan asked.
"Tobi can't read!" Tobi made the physical incarntion of D:
"Ugh. I'm surrounded by MORONS! And they work for me!" Pein lamented, obviously rueing the day he let these people join Akatsuki.
"Guys, the sign says Narnia." Itachi deadpanned.
"Glad to know you can see, Itachi, un." Deidara snickered.
"Narnia? Where the hell is that?" Hidan asked.
"No Idea--Holy Crap! It's a goat! I mean, A man--er, It's a goat-man!" Yahiko exclaimed, pointing to the corner of where they were standing.
Yes, there was a goat man. Actually, It was a faun. But we all knew that. and he was wearing a red scarf, and carrying a parisol thing.
"Welcome to Narnia, strange visitors. I am Mr.Tumnas." The faun greeted.
Cue introductions that I am too lazy to type.
"Do you work for the White Witch?" Tumnas asked.
"The who, un?"
"The evil ruler that makes it always be winter. She always wears a ridiculus dress and her hair defys gravity. Her henchmen are the Secret Police, talking wolves. Also some dwarves, trolls, ogres, minotaurs...and some of the trees."
"Some of the...trees?" Itachi said skeptically.
"Yes, the trees in Narnia are magical."
"OOKAAAYYYYY...I think I'ts time for us to leave. NOW." Kakuzu stressed.
"Agreed." Everyone said in unision.
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"Under The sea! Under the sea! Darling it's better down where It's wetter, take it from me!"
Itachi shut his eyes in frustratin, "Okay. How the hell did we end up underwater and with singing FISH!?"
"I dunno, un!" Deidara shouted over the music.
"Why can we still breathe?!" Konan yelled.
"A better question: Why do we have TAILS!?" Zetsu screamed.
"I don't mind..."
"Shut up Kisame!" Hidan growled. only to be interrupted by yet another part of singing.
"What do they got, a lot of sand? We got a hot crustacean band! Each little clam here know how to jam here under the sea! Each little slug here cuttin' a rug here under the sea! Each little snail here know how to wail here that's why it's hotter under the water! Yeah we in luck here down in the muck here under the sea!"
"I say it's time to leave." Pein ordered.
"Yes, leader-sama." They replied, a little too eagerly.
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--You are now passing over Lady and the Tramp, Tarzan, Eragon, Lord of the Rings, Inuyasha, The Grinch, Mulan 2, The Nutracker, Jurassic Park 3, Pokemon 2000, Winnie the Pooh, Howl's Moving Castle, and countless other movies and shows. Please keep your arms and legs in and feel free to use the imagination you were born with.
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"Finally!! We're at Konoha!" Kisame cheered.
Yes. our stalewart villans have finally made it to Konohagakure, they would have been there 3 hours earlier if they had only istened to Cindy Lue Who and taken a right turn at the Castle that Never Was, but you know how ninjas are, they have to do things their own way. They're so stubborn...
"Well, this whole trip was a waste of time." Sasori yawned, clearly unhappy about all of the completely irrevelant detours they took.
"Yay! We're here!!" Tobi cheered, jumping up and down at the Gate.
The night sky (yes, night. that tells you how long it took to go through their weird KH adventure thingy.) Was alight with fireworks. Apparently, Konoha was celebrating something or other, and was having a festival.
"You've gotta be KIDDING ME." Hidan slapped his forehead.
"No rest for the wicked, then?" Itachi asked, supressing a smirk.
"Obviously not." Pein started to giggle.
"Alright guys..." Kakuzu trailed off.
"LET'S PARTY!!"
Ha! End of chater 2! Sorry I kept you guys waiting so long, but my computer crashed about a month ago, and when we got it back, our internet connection was faulty, so we just got it working 4 days ago, and, low and behold, I got grounded until today, which I spent slaving over this for you guys, even though I'm sick.
Appreciate it.
I know it wasn't overly long, but I'm literally making this up as I go. No planning whatsoever.
Please review. I'll know if you don't
--Evil-Neji