Hello all, I hope you enjoy Bunny Fantasies Chapter two! And before we get to it, I'd like to clear some confusing things.
1. The story is SasuNaru. I didn't make any mistakes with that. Sasuke only let's Naruto top him a couple of times. That's why I put "Uke Sasuke" in the story description.
2. Sasuke is a little ooc, but that's what makes the story more interesting, y'know! Having the characters slip out of their shoes a little...
3. Not much, but if you have anymore issues just include it in your review which I hope you do give xD
Enjoy chapter two! I spent a lot of time on it, mostly just because I was lazy , but whatever! Eleven pages of story goodness!
And one more thing :D, the first chapter is the only one that's going to be in narrative form. Sasuke will be telling the story from now on.
And I forgot the disclaimer last time D:...Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto!
Previously on:
Bunny Fantasies
Sasuke found a cute bunny on his windowsill, and named it SuperBunny. He told Shikamaru about his findings but his best friend did not believe him, and that led to him bringing Shikamaru home to show his discovery. Unluckily for Sasuke, SuperBunny was lost and his friend left, unbelieveing. Until Sasuke heard a noise coming from a certain room in his house...
Bunny Fantasies
Chapter Two
What the Hell Happened?
"Nnn.." I heard a sound coming from my brother Itachi's room. An unfamiliar sound, too. It wasn't like his friend was here, because one, Itachi had no friends, and two, no one sees what's inside there except him. It's a certain rule he has.
'Maybe he got a girlfriend...'
I continued listening and heard another whimper coming from his room. Deciding to see how he'd respond, I decided to let him know that I was home. He couldn't hurt me with a girlfriend here...he'd be risking her thinking he was crazy. Not that he hadn't already noticed, me and Shikamaru were quite loud..at least I thought he hadn't.
"Hey, Itachi, I'm-", I began, trying one more time to tell him I'm home. It was a failed attempt.
"Ah!" another noise came from the room. That was it for me.
'What the hell could be going on in there? It's not like he's torturing SuperBunny...'
I caught myself in my thoughts. SuperBunny! Making a mad dash to save my pet, I ran to Itachi's door and flung it open. I was already for the gruesome sight, but what my eyes met was far worse...
"The fuck..."
A blonde boy with eyes cloudy with lust was holding onto my brother...or more like my brother was holding him down and the boy was pushing him off. Though if he was, it seemed like a very lazy attempt, because his hands were entangled in Itachi's shoulder length black hair, the hair-tie keeping it in its usual tight pony-tail snapped and flung across the room. My brother was nipping at his mouth and trying to gain entrance while the boy's mouth seemed to be sealed shut, denying any tongue to explore his cavern. But my brother was having none of that. Itachi pinched him hard and the boy yelped. My brother had just thrust his tongue into the blonde's mouth when I called out, successfully this time:
"The fuck!" The two stopped and looked at me, Itachi's glare turning me to ice and scorching my skin at the same time and the boy-SuperBunny I'm guessing, I don't know why- looked at me with wide innocent cerulean orbs. Innocent my foot.
"Sasuke", my brother started. I knew I was in for one. Instead, my brother simply smirked and lifted himself off of the blonde.
"This is your friend...or, pet...SuperBunny. He was so cute that I couldn't resist playing with him a little. You don't mind, do you?" I stood there, my face red, while SuperBunny-why am I calling him this if he's human?-rolled off the bed from under Itachi's body and walked over to me. He was wearing a baggy black T-Shirt with an orange swirl in the middle, and had a tan skin color. His big blue eyes were accompanied by bright blonde hair and faint lines-three symmetrically on each side of his cheeks-his whiskers, I'm guessing.
When I actually looked at him up close, I could see how good looking he really was. Not like, 'yeah, he's cute' kind of good looking, but 'HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER THAT DUDE'S HOT', kind of good looking. His hair was messy, but not messy to the point of nasty. The kind of messy that makes people wonder if you actually style it that way. Which, of course, he didn't. And he had a really nice neck, too. It was long and slender, kind of like a woman's, but you could see an adam's apple poking out slightly like a male's. The kind of neck that made me want to grow fangs and suck the delicious blood out of it like a juicebox...
'Waaaaaaiiitt a second! Am I really going this deep in thought about a guy? What the hell?' ,
I thought to myself. Sure enough, I was, and I blinked and returned to earth. The moment I did, the boy was shaking me by my shoulders asking if I was alright. But the real weird thing was how every time I went close to him when being shaken, I want to reach out to him, grab him by the back of his head, and ravage those beautiful pink lips...
'WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?!'
I shoved the boy away and wiped my forehead. When I felt sweat on the back of my hand, I noticed how bothered I really was. The blond only came back and outstretched his hand.
"I'm Naruto. I hear you're...Sasuke! Last night when I 'dropped in' on you guys, Itachi shouted that a couple of times."
I nodded slowly, and remembered what happened the night before.
"Oh yeah, Itachi was yelling at me...again..." there was a hand now on my face, and I looked down at it to see that the blonde-now identified as Naruto-stroking my cheek.
"Is there food on my face or something?", I asked, backing away a little. He only smirked.
"Your face is...really soft.", he said, and I couldn't help but turn red.
'What's wrong with me? Just the thought of this..guy...Naruto, whatever! Just the thought of him makes me sweat. But his touch...it feels so good...'
"Nervous, Sasuke?" I looked up to see Itachi looking down at me with mocking eyes. He was smirking. That damn Uchiha smirk. I give it all the time to those inferior to me, but only now I realize how much it pisses me off. I shot a glare at him, thinking how much I wished to take his mouth, rip it off, and shove it down his throat. Ugh...
"Is something wrong, Sasuke?" Naruto asked, his hand still on my cheek. I raised a shaky hand to my face and touched my fingers to his, and I swore electricity shot through me. I think he may have felt it too, because I saw his eyes widen a little. Slender fingers shaky, he removed his hand from my cheek, and I instantly wanted it back where it was. Good thing I didn't whimper or anything...
"Anyways, kiddos, I'll leave you two alone. I want to sleep...", he murmured, and with that, he walked into his room, while I winced at the word 'kiddos'. I thought I heard him mutter something along the lines of 'don't bother me' before slamming the door behind him. I never knew why he always did that. He probably wanted to scare the neighbors by thinking he was crazy, not that they didn't already. Stupid brother and his mental retardation, craziness preventing us from getting any 'Welcome to the Neighborhood' pies..
I was brought back to life by the blonde's voice, and I looked over to his slightly worried face.
"Yes, SuperBu-I mean, Naruto?" he looked at me and giggled a little. He looks really cute when he giggles...wait a minute!
"You can call me SuperBunny if you'd like." he smiled, his eyes turning into creases in his face.
"Ahaha, no, that's okay. I'll just call you Naruto. Anyways, what were you asking me?", he asked his new friend.
"Well, I was wondering...do you have any ramen?" Naruto asked, beginning to jump around. I raised my eyebrow.
"Ramen? Uhh..yeah, we have some.", I answered, and the blonde's eyes lit up.
"Really? That' s awesome! I love ramen!", he exclaimed as I went into the cabinet and pulled out a couple of bowls of the stuff for Naruto from the top shelves.
'Ramen lover, eh? Oh well, he seems like he likes it a lot, so I figure I'll give him two.'
After I had boiled to water, burned my self pouring the water out (doh!), waited four minutes staring at Naruto while he made the cutest moves-he rests his head on his hands and makes a slight pout with his lips- and then gave him the two cups of ramen, he...ate it all in about one minute. And then asked for some more.
"What? I can only eat two for about a week, how did you manage to eat two in minute?" I asked, genuinely shocked. Naruto on the other hand, only shrugged.
"Well, if you have no ramen left, I might as well go sleep. You don't mind if I sleep on it, do you?" he asked me, cocking his head to the side. I swear to Jesus Christ that I saw him stick his tongue out a little and lick his lips.
'Or was that just my fantasy speaking...'
I reviewed what I had just said in my mind, and jolted.
'What fantasy!? What fucking fantasy could I have for someone who was a rabbit less than twenty-four hours ago, eh?! What the fuuuuucck!'
I was writhing around in my chair, banging my hands on the table when I heard footsteps coming around the table.
'He must be going to sleep now...I might as well go out and do something...'
I looked up, and Naruto's face was treacherously close to mine, gripping my chin with his fingers, and the space between us closing. The air between our beings was getting hotter by the second, a blush already plastered itself on my face. Although I was intensely focused on the lips that were turning into a smirk in front of me, I could feel his sapphire eyes piercing into me, the pain of wanting overcoming my mind. I swear my heart was going at five-hundred beats per minute, because I felt as if a heart attack would take me at any time. I gulped as he started to close in on my lips, trying to back away without him noticing. That's kind of hard when you're sitting in a chair, you know...
"Is there something else that you need, Naruto?" I asked, trying not to be too hesitant with my speech. So far, so good. Too bad the bastard was making me look like a fool. He licked his lips, his tongue a little longer than usual. He was smirking again...
"Sasukee, there is actually something you could do for me.", he said. I felt more sweat appearing on my forehead as I just continued staring at him, my eyes wide.
"And? That is?" Luckily, my Uchiha facade was still holding up. At least, in my speech. That bastard's eyes lowered a little.
"You." The blonde made a muzzling motion with his nose so that his lips grazed my own. I couldn't take this. Naruto was surely going to drive me crazy acting like this. I don't want to go crazy and fuck him to death, or end up being on the bottom! That would be very embarrassing...
'What nerve does this asshole have to be doing this to me? My pride is too important to be sexually undermined by this guy! Especially one whose name means fishpaste or something!', I thought angrily.
With that, I pushed Naruto away from me, maybe a little too hard, sending him to the couch and flipping onto the other side. I hadn't meant to do it like that, but I didn't care right now. I needed to think seriously about what was going on and what almost happened just now.
"You're sleepy, right? Then sleep! I'm going out." And with that I walked out the door and slammed it. I made sure I was out of the complex until I slid down the wall of the building, clutching my head with both hands.
'What the fuck was that just now? What's wrong with him? Does he find it funny to one minute be toying with my brother and then go and toy with me? I don't play little fuck games like that!'
I punched the brick wall behind me and got up, glaring at the window that was my own before deciding to see what was up and venturing back into the building known as my home.
'I'm going to get some answers here. This isn't something that just happens everyday. I don't want my freaking pet rabbit coming on to me for reason. No way in HELL!'
Storming back into the room I had just left, I saw Naruto on the couch, snoozing. I pushed every single thought about how cute, hot, sexy, or even remotely attractive he looked while resting. The way the blanket only covered part of one leg, revealing two very well shaped tan legs. Almost feminine in a way. The way his eyes were slightly open, and one arm was raised above his head, the other arm hanging off the edge of the couch. Oh fuck it, I can yell at him without torturing myself.
'Gee, it looks like a ploy to get me over there. Psh, he really thinks I'll have anything of that? None! Time to set him straight!'
I walked over to the edge and stood firm, glaring at Naruto.
"Hey, ass, get up. I want to talk to you." As I thought, the blonde opened his eyes and went into a regular sitting position, a scowl on his face.
"Sasukee, I wanted to surprise you! No need to ruin it..." he huffed. I glared at him and sat down on the arm of the chair.
"Naruto, we need to talk." he looked up at me and gave me his attention, and I continued, a little embarrassed at my choice of words.
"I want to know some things. One, answer to me how an orange rabbit managed to land on my windowsill, and later turn into a human! Rabbits aren't supposed to look like-"I pointed to him up and down- "this!" I said exasperatedly. Naruto only chuckled a little and smiled.
"Well, Sasuke, basically, on my planet Naru-Naru, where basically everyone has some form of the name Naru, I was quite hated amongst the other bunnies. Just because I was orange, Imagine that! Not my fault that everyone around me is all green and stuff and detest the color orange like bulls hate red...", he said, trailing off.
"Anyways, after a while, I got sick of it. Sick of being the only orange one, sick of having no friends. So I stole a Naru-Space flyer and hopped in-literally-and shot off to any random place millions of miles away from NaruNaru. Which was kind of bad, seeing as the king NaruKaze is my dad...hehe...
"Again, anyways, I was just about to land, but a cup of ramen I was eating while piloting-hehe, my bad-spilled over on me and scorched my leg. I yelped and lost control of the Naru-Space flier, and crash landed my spaceship. And at this moment, thousands, no, hundreds of thousands or Naru spies are searching all over the universe for me.
"Now before you say anything else, I know the spaceship wasn't with me when you saw me. I wasn't wearing my NaruBelt, therefore I was flung out of my ship and into a tree. So I found your window, and tried to get your attention. But stupid you made me bang my head against the window to get it!", Naruto said, pouting. I find that pout very cute. But this story had to be the biggest load of BULLSHIT I have ever come across in my life.
"Riiiight. That still doesn't explain you turning into a human. I mean how-" my sentence was interrupted by a slender finger being put on my mouth. Again my skin was graced by his beautiful hands...wait what?
"Don't interrupt my story and you'll find everything out. Yeesh, you impatient Uchihas. First Itachi trying to rape me without even getting my name through-uh...nevermind..-anyways...
"On earth, apparently there is a force created by the first bunnies who traveled here. It's an aura so that any Naru-Bunny who comes here transforms into a human to further conceal our existence. Make sense?", Naruto asked me, weighing his hands, swaying. I looked at him, blankly, and then narrowed my eyes.
"You're on crack. Only explanation." I said, my eye twitching.
'Am I supposed to believe that shit? Who the hell does he think I am?'
I got up and walked around, frustrated.
'Why would he lie to me? But the only choice I have is to believe him, there's no other logical explanation for this. Oh God help me...'
Naruto only sighed.
"Do you really think I would make this kind of shit up? It's kind of hard to do, you know. Unless I had a notepad in my pocket or something..." and as if it was alive, a notepad came out of the blonde's pocket. He laughed a little, scratching his head.
"Grocery list...hehe." Naruto folded the list back up and put it in his pocket. I only sat there, still glaring.
'I wonder how someone this attractive and cute could be such a dipshit.', I thought, my eyes still on the blonde.
"So...you really are a rabbit?", I asked him. He nodded his head a little, paused, and then shook it.
"Technically, I'm an alien rabbit, but we can leave that detail out. But right now, I'm 100 human. See? No tail."
Naruto got up and pulled his shirt up and pushed his pants down a little. I looked down and saw a small circle right above his bottom. It was...about a shade lighter than the rest of his skin. Just looking at it gave me the strangest feeling. Although I don't know if it's strange...Is the urge to walk up to someone and shove your dick up their ass considered strange?
"I'm guessing that's where your tail was.", I said. Naruto lifted his pants back up and put his shirt back down.
"Yep. And there you have it, I'm not a rabbit anymore. So you don't have to feel uncomfortable around me." I sighed, thankful. So for now, he was normal. I heard light footsteps again, and I looked up. Naruto was coming towards me again...
"So Sasuke, now that you know I'm human..." he began, stepping closer to me, an alluring smile on his face. Oh boy, what a guy. Or rabbit. Guy rabbit. Same thing, but seriously...
'Think, Sasuke, think. Are you seriously just going to let some dude who isn't even human come over here and make a mess out of you?'
I thought for a couple of seconds, watching Naruto's eyes closely until the blonde was only about two inches away.
'Pretty eyes...'
'FUCK YES!'
Grabbing him by his shoulders, I crashed his lips to mine, Naruto responding immediately. He poked at my lips for access to my mouth with his tongue, but I toyed with him, denying access. He huffed, tickling me, but it made no difference. I have an ultimate immunity to tickles. He kept tickling me, but I made no move, until he brushed my collarbone lightly. I guess he realized that I was a little sensitive around that area...I huffed, and he took that chance to delve his tongue into the wet cavern known as my mouth.
I wasn't going to let him win this battle so easily, though. I reached my tongue out and flicked Naruto's quickly, earning myself a moan from the blonde. I hadn't really ever kissed anyone deeply in my life except for Sakura, and that was because I got wasted at a party, and that I regret with my mother's life. But this felt so much different than that. It felt good, not awkward.
It felt...really, really, good.
Seeing as my hands weren't doing anything special besides leaning on the table, I decided to put them to some use, entangling one in Naruto's hair-extremely soft by the way-and wrapping the other around his neck.
We continued to make out with each other like animals, and after about thirty-seconds of no air I was on the verge of suffocating, and we both had to break apart to gasp for air.
I took this time to nibble on his ear, occasionally licking the outer shell. He whimpered and moaned at these actions, and I was loving it. The only thing better than receiving pleasure is being the one who gives it, no? I felt cool lips caress my neck, and I couldn't help but let out a moan myself, though.
'This guy is pretty good at what he's doing...', I thought, closing my eyes and leaning a little more into him, letting him give me tiny hickeys while I continued to abuse the blonde's ear.
But the sucking stopped and I opened my eyes, annoyed. Naruto only chuckled a little and whispered in my ear:
"I want more of you. Now.", my eyes widened at the bold statement, and I was lifted off of my feet and thrown on to the couch, landing with a soft thud.
"What? Hey, what are you doing? No one said you could-nnh!" Naruto shut me up with another kiss, in which I gladly accepted. This time giving him easy access to my mouth, the tongue battle was started early. My hands found their new favorite spot, in Naruto's hair and around his neck.
'This is definitely the highlight of my day...' , I thought, moaning once again when Naruto tickled my neck a little with the tips of his fingers.
Okay, so maybe I was a little ticklish. But only on my neck.
"I feel goosebumps, Sasukee", Naruto said, tickling my neck some more. I whimpered, more goosebumps beginning to rise on my neck and along my jaw lines. He began placing soft kisses on and around my adam's apple, and I moaned again.
"S-stop teasing me, you asshole...", I stumbled out.
'Great. I stuttered. Now he's going to think that I want more.' , I thought.
'Not that I wouldn't might that...but I feel as if I'm the one on the bottom...'
"Sasuke, does this feel good to you? Because I'm enjoying every sound that's slipping through your mouth." Naruto breathed to me, and flicked my lips with his tongue.
"Stupid rabbit, stop teasing me I said!", I cried in annoyance as I pulled him back to my lips, shoving my tongue into his mouth and exploring it in any way possible. I fought for dominance with his tongue, won, and continued pleasuring his mouth. Naruto pulled me closer to him-almost like strangling me-but I didn't mind, seeing as I only wanted to get closer to him at this moment, no matter the cost. I flicked the roof of his mouth a couple times with my tongue and he giggled, ticklish.
"So you're ticklish too, hehe..",I murmured, breaking apart from Naruto a little. He only smirked at me.
'That's the same damn smirk that Itachi uses...mother fucker...'
One of the arms that was strangling me let go, and the other became more firm, Naruto's lips quickly returning to mine. He kept smothering me with kisses, but never put his tongue in my mouth. I was wondering why for a little while until I felt a hand on the zipper of my pants.
The blonde boy lifted his head from me, and I could tell that he was enjoying being on top of me. I would soon make sure that he didn't get too comfy there.
'I'll make sure he knows who's boss later, but right now, I'm enjoying this.'
Naruto only kept staring at me for no reason, and I was about to protest when I felt something on my pants. The hand unbuttoned them and was tracing a finger up and down the zipper to my shorts. I couldn't help but let out a loud moan, seeing as any touch down there could do it with the erection I've been getting from all...this. The hand kept tracing up and down said zipper until it pulled it down very hard. Just as I felt a warm hand on the cool skin under my boxers...
Itachi's door swung open.
'Oh, fuck you, Itachi.', I thought with a groan.
Stupid brother was just standing there, staring at us blankly, until a smirk washed across his face like a tsunami on the shore. Naruto rolled off of me on to the floor and was currently scratching his head, chuckling a little.
'Getting caught in the act by Itachi has to be the most humiliating experience in the world...'
"I see you've acquainted yourself with Naruto as I did, although it seemed to have happened a little differently, shall I say? Hehehe..." I sat up and glared at my older brother.
'He's poking fun at my being on the bottom! Well, it was a one time thing you shit eating bastard! This Uchiha man happens to be filled with testosterone! Lot's of it! I'll show you, you stupid blonde!'
In the middle of my little mind rant, Itachi seemed to have left and gone to the grocery store to get some milk, as told by Naruto. Seeing that he was gone, I buttoned up my shorts-and zippered- and went to get a glass of water from the fridge. Naruto followed me in, his hands resting in the back of his head, and sat at one of the chairs.
"So, was my story convincing?", he asked, with a smile.
"Which part are you talking about? The part where you told me a load of bullshit or the part where you almost had your way with me?", I retorted with a sideways smirk across my face.
Naruto only sighed.
"Sasuke, I keep telling you, I'm not making this up! I seriously am an alien rabbit from planet NaruNaru! And while I'm on earth, I have to stay human! There's nothing I can do about it."
The look in the blonde's eyes suddenly became very curious.
"Sasukee, are you trying to tell me that you don't want me here? That you don't believe me and want me to go back to NaruNaru?", the blonde asked, pouty face in order. He swayed his feet back and forth, knocking them against the kitchen counter on purpose. I disregarded the fact that it was really cute, and kept the stoic look on my face.
"No. I'm saying that I have no choice but to believe you, but sooner or later, your family is going to come for you. If what you're saying is true." I stated. Naruto only rolled his eyes.
"I think you and your brother are the most stubborn people on this earth. Only Itachi didn't bother to question my previous form. Why couldn't you have done that as well..."he murmured, getting up.
"Now if you'll excuse me for now, I actually am tired. I want to take a nap...and you should do your homework, you know!", he scolded. I remembered the load of homework that Kakashi gave me for math and gulped. Looking at the clock, I saw that it was around seven o'clock.
'Why is time always flying by so fast now...'
I looked over to Naruto, who was making his way back to the couch. I needed to get my homework done before nine or I wouldn't be able to get up properly in the morning. I need my sleep! Oh, but he said he wanted to sleep too...oh, fuck his sleep. I actually have to go to school, unlike him...
"Um, Naruto, would you mind helping me with my math homework? I think we can shorten the time if we work together, you know..." I asked, scratching my head and avoiding his gaze. Very unlike me, I might add.
'He looks like the kind of person who's really stupid, but two heads is better than one, even if one is retarded.', I thought to myself. The blonde grinned at me and came back to the table and sat down at the counter. His hands on his fists, he sat there waiting while I reached into my backpack and took three large textbooks out, along with a workbook. After setting them on the table, he took one and rifled through the lessons and reviews.
I was taken by utter surprise when his eyes widened in shock.
"Naruto, what's wrong? Are you okay, or is it too hard?", I asked, waving my hands in front of him a little. He only giggled and looked up at me.
"I'm one of the dumbest people in my class, you know,", the blonde stated.
'Somehow, I really don't find that all too surprising, Naruto...'
"But you Earthlians are extremely...stupid!", he chuckled at me again and shut the book. I glared at him.
'Oh fuck you, rabbit. I'm one of the fucking smartest kids in all my fucking AP classes, and you're telling me I'm fucking stupid? What the fuck are you on?'
My eye twitched as he only continued smiling at me. Oh how I wished to rip his mouth off and shove it up his ass. Wait a second, I think I'm supposed to be shoving something else up there...oh well. Naruto looked at me and cocked his head to the side.
"Well, as you know, Narunology has become much more advanced that the technology on earth. Therefore, we have to do a lot more in school. Try taking twenty subjects in one semester, fifteen of them all mathematic.", he sighed and put his head on the table.
"So, I can do your homework for yo, if you want.", the blonde said and smiled. My eye twitched.
'Augh, I don't want some idiot who apparently is the current smartest person on earth doing my homework...I'm too proud for it. But if I want to get to bed in time...', I thought.
'Oh, what the heck. It'll only happen once!', I smirked and looked at Naruto.
"Alright, you can do my homework. But I don't want you writing the wrong answers down or I'll fuck you-", I hadn't even stopped saying my sentence when Naruto looked up. Annoyed at our miscommunication, I sighed.
"Up.", Naruto made an 'ooohhhhh' sound and grabbed my notebook and started scribbling, glancing at the textbook every few seconds. I was in awe at how someone could do an advanced assignment so quickly. The blonde saw me staring at him and grinned, returning to the notebook after a few seconds.
I hadn't noticed he was done until Naruto slammed the book on the table quite loudly.
"DONE!", he shouted. I 'shh'ed him and took a look at my paper.
"This is...perfect..there's no calculation marks on the paper whatsoever! Did you do everything in your head?", I asked, wide eyed in shock. Naruto only blinked and scratched his head.
"You need calculators for this kind of stuff?", he asked. At that moment I really wanted to kick this guy's ass. Of course you need to use calculators for it! It's practically impossible without it! Stupid NaruNarus...
"Well, now that I've done your homework, I'm going to sleep. It is getting kind of late...", Naruto mumbled, walking back to the couch...again. It was at that moment that I realized that the couch was my sleeping area. Oh boy.
"Umm...Naruto, that's kind of my bed, so...", I said blankly, and he blinked.
"So? We can sleep together in it, can't we?", he shrugged. I shook my head as an obvious 'no', and the blonde only stared at me. He put his hands on his hips and stood firm.
"Well, I'm not sleeping on the floor, that's for sure. You can if you want, but I sure as hell am not!", he said sternly. My eye twitched, and I walked over to my dresser and took some pajamas out. I went into the bathroom, shut the door, and changed into my damn pajamas. When I came back out, now in navy blue pajama shorts and a navy blue t-shirt, Naruto was already snoozing on the couch. I pulled him right off, and he landed on the floor with a thud. I didn't really care, though. He only mumbled something like 'NaruNaru...' before falling back asleep.
'Stupid controlling rabbit...', I thought before climbing onto the couch and closing my eyes. Sleep took me almost instantly, and I slept quite nicely, this time without anymore evil bunnies waking me up in the middle of the morning.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, please review!
-Taurue