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Mikol: Well, Dark IS still a guy, and he COULD be quite dense sometimes.
Stormshadow13: XD is supposed to be a smiley face sort of thing. Anyways, Daisuke was a bit late on the warning, true.
L is for Loser: Hahaha. A pregnant Satoshi would be so funny.
Me-myself-and-me: Yup. Krad being pregnant would mean she'd have to refrain from killing the father of her child.
Winged Nadeshiko: Their kid would kick your ass if you annoy/hurt them while flirting with you at the same time.
Crizzy-chan: Your review was great, and I understood it perfectly. Also, on the topic of you being psychic, could you possibly predict what gift I'm going to get from my parents this Christmas? (I know it's far away, but I like gifts. Can I help it?)
Prince Raiden Ruler of Thunder: Welcome back!! I missed the cookies!
Now, Daisuke was in the bathroom and had splashed the water in the bathtub to evade Dark's question. But Dark's image was still there after he had tried to get rid of it. So he heard the news, and was so shocked he nearly fainted.
"…What?" He whispered weakly.
Dark heard it and looked around. "Daisuke…WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?!"
"I-I don't know! I've never been a dad!" Daisuke yelled back.
It was then that Krad came into view, hair covering her eyes. Daisuke thought she was going to cry or something, but then this wasn't a normal girl. She grabbed a vase on table and flung it at Dark, who yelped and dodged it.
"YOU BASTARD!!" She screamed. She made an energy ball and flung it at Dark.
Chaos ensued. Daisuke watched in horror as Dark ran all over the room with Krad flinging attacks at him. The maid, Sakura, seemed to be very panicked and was trying to calm Krad down.
"Dai-chan? What's taking you so long? You're going to be a prune when you come out of there." Emiko called.
"Uhm, coming!" Daisuke lied. When he turned back to the water, the images were gone. He quickly ran out of the bathroom and grabbed the phone. He had to tell Satoshi.
"DAI-CHAN, YOU'RE NOT A LITTLE BOY ANYMORE! Put some clothes on!"
-I don't own DN Angel.-
"Wait, Rin-sama, I mean Krad!! If you kill Dark, your child would be fatherless!" Sakura yelled desperately.
"I DON'T CARE!" Krad replied. " I'll kill myself, and be with the one I love!"
"…You love me?" Dark asked.
Awkward silence ensued, before Krad broke it by grabbing a knife on the table and putting it to her neck.
"Hey, Dark Mousy, you've always wanted to see me dead, right? Well, you will now. I'm leaving you, to join Ryuu-sama." She replied plainly.
Sakura gasped as Krad attempted to plunge the knife into her neck. Dark was on top of her in less than a second. He held the hand with the knife and kept her pinned to the floor.
"Who's Ryuu?" Dark demanded.
Krad's cheeks were tearstained. "Get off me."
"No, you're just going to find another way to kill yourself." Dark replied.
"Isn't that what you've always wanted? For me to die?" Krad replied softly.
Dark paused and was distracted by his thoughts for a moment. She took the chance and pushed him off her and ran to her room. Sakura ran after Krad, but not before apologizing to Dark.
"I'm sorry, Kira-sama. I'm sure it's just a violent mood swing." She scurried off.
Dark sat there, and looked at the mess around him blankly. Well, if these mood swings were going to keep popping up over the next nine months, he swore he was going to die before the fifth month was over. He sighed and headed towards his own room. After about an hour or so, Sakura came knocking.
"You need to find out who Ryuu is, Kira-sama." Sakura told him.
"Why?"
"To be able to beat your rival for Rin-sama's love, of course!" Sakura announced.
"What do you think this is, a soap opera?"
"A what?"
Dark remembered that they were still in medieval times, therefore soap operas didn't exist. He sighed. "Never mind, just leave."
"All right." Sakura replied sadly.
Then Dark heard a voice again.
"Krad? This is Satoshi, and I'm trying to contact you."
"Wrong room, creepy boy." Dark sighed.
"…I suppose you'll just have to pass this message on them, even if you're incompetent."
"HEY! I resent that!"
Satoshi ignored Dark and continued. "Listen, in that painting, there are Hikari spirits. So if you could find one, I'm sure that he or she would be able to tell you how to get out. Use violence if necessary. Also, congratulate Krad for me."
"…There are what here?" Dark replied hoarsely. Great, Krad's long time love was here too?
"My ancestors. Hikari. Good-bye, Dark."
The connection was cut off, and Dark was left to his own thoughts. What were his thoughts? Well, they were summed up in two words: Holy shit. That's how complicated they were.
The next morning…
Krad and Dark, sitting at the breakfast table, having a staring contest. Well, more like glaring than staring, really. Dark didn't know whether or not to tell Krad that her beloved Ryuu-sama might be around. In the end, he decided to pass on part of Satoshi's message.
"Hey, Satoshi says congratulations."
"On what?"
"On your…you know."
"Why congratulate me? He should give me his condolences." Krad replied bitterly. "Sakura won't allow me to get rid of the baby."
Dark didn't tell her that he wanted her to keep it. He merely shrugged.
"She says that the throne needs an heir." She continued. Then Krad had a bright idea. "Hey Dark, isn't that Harada girl here?"
"Who? Risa?"
"Yeah, her. Go get her pregnant."
"…WHAT?"
"Well, technically, it'd still be an heir." Krad began.
"NO." Dark cut her off.
"Why not? She'd allow you to live. Besides, you like her better." Krad sniffed.
No, I don't. "…"
"Rin-sama, you have a visitor. One of the nobles." Sakura called.
"Invite him to breakfast with us!" Krad called back.
"What do you do all day anyway?" Dark asked.
"Entertain these peasants and their problems. This is the first time a noble came to see me." Krad replied. "Somebody has to take responsibility, Dark. And since you're such an irresponsible bastard, I was stuck with this job by default."
"…"
When the noble came in, Dark saw a man with silver hair, and crimson eyes like that of Daisuke's. In fact, even though Dark hated to admit it, this guy could compare to him in terms of physical appearance.
"I thought so. So you're here, Krad-chan? As the queen? Even the rumors don't do justice to your beauty." He announced in a honeyed voice, not unlike the one Krad used when she was pretending to be male.
Krad paled visibly and she turned to see the person behind her. Her eyes filled up with tears and she threw herself at him. He welcomed her with open arms too.
"Ryuu-sama!"
Oh boy.