Hello everyone, and welcome back to my story. First things first: ilovetaurue, I appreciate your dedicating your entire account to me, but I wouldn't want your originality to go down the crapper, so please get a penname that doesn't involve mine. Thankyou :D
Also, sorry for updating so late D:.
Disclaimer-Naruto isn't mine, or else I'd be writing on a non fanfiction website.
Previously on: Bunny Fantasies
If you want to know, go back and read it.
Bunny Fantasies Chapter Three
"Yummy yummy brownie mix…"
'I have absolutely no idea why I am agreeing to this. Yeah, I hate sweets, so why am I being phased into making brownies? And chocolate ones at that! Wait…
Anyways, this makes absolutely no sense. I am the almighty Sasuke Uchiha, creator of this Earth, who will eventually send the reincarnation of the devil Itachi to burn in his shit! Oh, wait, I now know why I am doing this. It's all because of that ass…' , I thought, then snapped back to Earth.
I grasped enough composure to stop myself from drooling and help Naruto get the ingredients. It all sprouted up (the idea, not my dick) when he saw a commercial for Betty Coc-I mean Crocker showing on the television.
"Brownies? Awesome! I want some!", Naruto elated, jumping up and down. I simply sat there, my eyes twitching, at the kitchen counter.
'This mother fucker wants to make fucking BROWNIES when I am sitting here getting gang raped by a bunch of trigonometry problems? If I'm not getting laid after this, I have no more reason to live.' I thought, almost breaking my pencil in half.
"Sasuke! Brownies! Let's make some, okay?" He said. I gave him a sharp glare, trying my best to uphold it when those stupid eyes were penetrating-okay, let's not use that word- piercing through my intellect. He let a tinge of knowing show through his expression.
"I'll do your-"
'Ass? Please say yes!' I thought.
"Homework!", Naruto replied.
'I guess that's okay too…'
I pondered the thought for a few more seconds.
'If I go to school tomorrow and have everything right, but don't know how to do it, I'm screwed. But on the other hand, if I make this dude's stupid brownies, I may also be screwed. In a good way.
…
Brownies it is!'
I sealed the deal with my brain and decided to let Naruto have his way.
"Alrighty, Naruto, let's make some brownies.", I said, and he cheered.
That brings us back to the plan. My homework is now done, and I could just get out the ingredients. Sadly, we're not really the sweets type, and I have no idea how to get them. I could just get out of this now…but then I won't get any. I think Naruto sees me weighing my options, he's glaring daggers at me…
"Uh, Naruto, I'm sorry, but even though I've agreed to let you make brownies, where the fuck are we going to get the ingredients?", I told him. I was now seriously depending on these brownies. He gets what he wants, I get what I want. Easy. It seemed, though, he wasn't champion of Earthlian education for nothing.
"Stupid Sasuke, you think I would just leave that shit out? Of course I know where the brownie mix is." He looked so sure of this when he said it. I wasn't sure how to believe him, though.
"And exactly where do you expect to get it?", I asked.
He pulled it out of the cabinet. For some reason, I think that was the first time I had ever seen that cabinet…
"Where'd you get that?", I asked Naruto. He just shrugged.
"I assumed that Itachi would have used brownies or brownie mix to get what he wanted at one point in his life, after I found out the plasticity and taste of it." I wanted to hit him. I do not want to think about what my brother does with people of whatever gender or creature in his room! Especially after he almost did it with Naruto…
I took the box from him and got all of the ingredients out. Two tablespoons of water, two eggs, half a cup of vegetable oil, the brownie mix…And mixed them up. Naruto was ogling the mix, and honestly, it did look really good. My parents, of course, had to be health freaks when I was younger, so anything related to raw egg was strictly prohibited. Sadly for me, I later read that there is a miniscule chance of getting salmonella from raw egg. Childhood memories, all gone…
I finished stirring the mix in the bowl and was tilting it over to pour into the pan when Naruto stopped me. I looked at him, bewildered.
"I'm making your fucking brownies and now you're fucking stopping me? What is it that you really want?", I asked, beginning to get annoyed. It was almost eight o clock and I need my sleep when I need it, no questions asked. Me doing this for him was completely out of affection…kind of. Lust is another aspect, but we'll talk about that later.
"Sure, I'll make the brownies.", he said, and took the bowl from me. He poured enough mix in to create about an inch of brownie in the pan, then stopped. That left a good fourth of the mix still inside of the bowl, and I could tell where this was going.
"Alrighty, we'll put that in the oven when it's done preheating. So, for now, what are we going to do with all of this mix…", I said, trying to stay calm, even though I knew full well that this situation was going exactly where I wanted. I also knew that Naruto was going to take this as slow as possible.
'Well, how am I going to do this then…oh, I know!'
I decided to give Naruto a lesson in the game of seduction. Actually, I have no idea how to play it, but after having two of the hottest girls in school whore themselves off to you every day, you learn something. So, Sakura, Ino…I dedicate this moment to you. Kind of. If you like two guys going at it, then enjoy.
"Yummy yummy brownie mix…", I whispered as I scraped a tiny bit of brownie mix(enough to get his attention, not enough to choke on) up on my index finger and flicked it into my mouth with the tip of my tongue. It instantly caught Naruto's attention, and he stopped in his tracks. Or hops. Whatever. All I knew was that his eyes were becoming cloudy with desire, and if I kept this up, I would get exactly what I wanted. To add to my emphasis, I stuck my tongue out and wiggled it, as if to tell him to come and lick it off himself.
"What are y-you doing?", Naruto asked me. It seemed that his animalistic desires were beginning to manifest themselves in the dance of sensuality, and I was going to use them to my advantage. So, I scraped a little more on my index finger and walked around the table to his side, where he was beginning to back away, bothered. Sadly for him, we have a very large refrigerator, and he was soon cornered. I brushed the mix onto his upper lip and slowly licked it off, moaning at the good taste. I was kind of hoping Naruto reacted soon, because this was getting to be an uncomfortable act to uphold.
And Naruto wouldn't be Naruto if he couldn't magically sense a weakness whenever it came up and act on it. So, he did.
Gently bringing my "mixed" hand up to his lips, he licked the rest of the brownie mix off of my finger. And I whimpered. How a touch to your finger can cause a reaction over there, I have no idea. But that's physics. Or sexsics…
As if he knew everything I wanted, he roughly forced his lips to mine, quickly finding a comfortable position for his hands. One arm snaked around my waist at the point where my shirt was beginning to ride up, and was making the nerve ends on my skin rise from the touch. The other hand was holding my wrist above my head, as if he was rejoicing in the last time he would get to be on top. I couldn't take it anymore, and garnered all of the strength in my tongue to force it through his drawbridge of lips and into his wet den.
Again, the tango of tongues reunited in a world tour as Naruto and I ravaged each others' mouths. The essence of sweet chocolate mixed with the alluring taste of his saliva was pulling me in for more, like posion disguised as wine. My heart was beating heavily, and fast at that. Just hearing Naruto breathe was enough to drive me crazy, and he was doing a lot of that.
'It would be really funny if Itachi walked in right now….', I thought. Just as I said that, my brother, the ass, dick, and cunt at the same time walked in. I tried to get a little more tongue battling in with Naruto before he noticed, and thankfully, he didn't. Actually, we were trying to makeout/escape into the bathroom when he finally spotted us. And we were in the doorway! It was quite the escape plan, only it didn't work…
"Why hello there, Catcher. How are you catching today?", Itachi sneered, obviously aimed at me. I hate those stupid comments… We walked back into the kitchen to face him. I decided to retort a smartass response.
"I'm catching quite well. Once you let down your egomaniacal façade, you can have some fun, no?", I retorted softly. I also poked my tongue out and licked Naruto on the nose, whom I was still attached to. And then I regretted it, because the stupid rabbit started giggling, which only made me feel more embarrassed.
So, I peeled myself off of Naruto, wiped the sweat off of my forehead, and faced Itachi. He was starting to turn red, and one more sly comment and he might actually kill me. The thought was exhilarating, and I wanted to go there. I was in a go there mood. So, I did something really stupid and went there.
"So, Itachi, who is this?", I asked, nodding to the girl that was standing next to him, eyes widened. He narrowed his own black orbs, waiting for that one comment that would give him brotherly permission to beat the shit out of me.
"This? Oh, Sasuke, this is your ex girlfriend from the eighth grade. You see, you dumped her a long time ago because she messed up your project, but did you know that she had a thumb spasm disease that made her crack small test tubes? And you know, make experiments explode? Well, she did, but now she's a lot better. And all mine.", he said sweetly but disgustingly and wrapped his arms around her waist, making her giggle.
'What the fucking fuck? Mickayla? Where the fuck did she come from? I haven't noticed her for the last three years!', I fumed inwardly, my eyes twitching slightly on the outside.
She smiled softly at me and nodded at Itachi. He nodded back, and smirked at me.
"Well, Sasuke, since you and Mickayla have re-acquainted yourselves, we must be on our way. You see, we only came over to see you and make sure you weren't, say, catching a cold, and now that we see you have been catching something else, our job is done. Bye bye!", he said gleefully, that Goddamned Itachi glee. But that last comment was too much for me. I took the plexiglass measuring cup from off the table and chucked it at his head as hard as I could. The bastard ducked it, shooed Mickayla outside, and took one last look at me, saying:
"Don't clean that shit up and I'll fuck you so hard your eyes will pop out. And that's not coming onto you. That's threatening you.", and with that promise, he slammed the door after leaving.
xxx
"I have never been more scared of being raped in my life," Naruto said, reappearing behind me.
"I now know why you're so afraid of him!", he finished, and I snorted.
"Afraid of him my ass.", I grumbled and went and sat on the couch.
'Let's see, remote, remote...Holy crap! It's fucking nine o' clock!' I made a mad dash for the bathroom and jumped into the shower, leaving a befuddled Naruto behind.
xxx
After a strictly washing shower, I got out and put on my pajamas. The navy blue t-shirt and pant set with the Uchiha crest on it. It's quite the spectacle, and shows how awesome we are. You can't be an Uchiha without being awesome, you know. Just letting you know.
So, I walked out of the bathroom and there he was. Shikamaru. And Kiba. And Chouji. And my freaking math teacher.
"What the fuck is this?", I asked, irritated. I wanted to go to bed and these fuckers were ruining my sleepy time!
"Well, Sasuke, when I left yesterday I thought you were weird. But now, you're freaking crazy. Seriously, though. A human? It's not an alien rabbit, you fucktard!", Shikamaru said and walked over to me, quickly thumping me on the head. I recoiled, ready to hit him, but he looked genuinely worried about my psych. So, I decided to tell the truth.
"It's true! Naruto really is-", I began, but a death glare from Naruto meant that I should probably not tell them. And being the jackass that I am, I really wanted to tell them, but I decided to do the right thing and be a good samaritan. And make myself look like a different kind of jackass.
"Uh, yeah, I was on...Mitsubishi Ecstacy yesterday and thought an evil hamster sent from Mars to destroy Earth landed on my window. Oh, now that I think about it, I was probably on acid as well...you know how upperclassmen get.", I said, letting out a semi crooked smile.
'Oh, Lord, please let me feel a little less like a dickwad right now...', I thought to myself. I looked around, still half grinning, and everyone was staring at me with their eyes wide open. I looked over to Naruto, and he was heaving a sigh of relief. Too bad it wouldn't last too long, my bluff was called the second I opened my fucking trap.
"Sasuke, I don't believe that shit. You are using this boy as a sex toy.", Kakashi said. My jaw dropped.
"No I'm not! The shit just dropped on my windowsill as a freaking rabbit two nights ago! Sorry, Naruto, but my pride is too strong to be thought of as a druggie sex abuser!", I said sternly. Naruto only sighed and looked at me disappointed for a second, then walked over to join us in my living room.
"Yeah, he's right, I'm a rabbit...alien rabbit actually. You see-...", Naruto started, and he fed them the same story. Only, I have more reason to believe it because I saw the whole thing. Them, on the other hand...
By the time he was done, they were on the floor laughing, and Naruto was pleading them to stop. I could tell he was getting desperate. Shikamaru's left eyeball was about to fall out due to over-exertion, and Chouji was getting pretty close to throwing up whatever shit he just ate. Kakashi's eye's had turned into slits under that mask of his. Naruto wasn't understanding why they were laughing, but the situation was just so...laughable.
"No, seriously! I am a rabbit! Look!", he cried, and showed them the spot where his tail used to be.
"Do not want!", all the boys except Kiba shouted. He was glued to that spot, just as I had been. Luckily for me, I was armed with the Uchiha glare, the AK-47 of all death glares. So, soon enough, even he had to act like he wasn't interested.
"Well, you guys certainly reacted differently than Sasuke did. When I showed Sasuke my mark, he looked as if he wanted to strap me to a bed and fuck me all-", Naruto started seductively, looking at me for the "fuck me" part. Too bad. I punched him square in the face and he fell back into the bathroom door,which was still partially open. That caused him to fall into the bathroom, which was the perfect spot for the heinous act I was about to commit.
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"Oh, rabbit, you've done it now. You are so fucked.", I growled and walked to the bathroom door, closing it. The bastard was just sitting there, rubbing his chin. He smirked at me, that son of a bitch rabbit.
"Listen to me, you fucked up rabbit. Don't play fucking games with me or I'll kill you.", I growled at him, my eyes narrowed. He was unaffected. He even dared to chuckle.
"Kill me? Are you out of your shithole?", he asked. I just blinked.
"Sure, you kill me. Then, you get a race of super rabbits with technology ten times superior than the world's smartest super-computer coming after you. Not to mention, my father. He alone can scare the whole planet off at once.
"I mean, seriously, Sasuke. Do you really want human kind to end? Even if they hate me over there, I am the king's son, not to mention the heir to NaruNaru. You kill me, and my people will set off a bomb that can vaporize earth in ten seconds. Not to mention, you're taken into custody and forced to sustain psychological torture for the rest of your life. Sound appetizing?", Naruto, satisfied in his story, was now licking his lips. I think he wanted to legit eat me.
"Oh...well, I guess I wouldn't want humanity to be killed off...So I won't kill you.", I said, sighing. The mighty rabbit was now standing up, content with the fact that he wasn't going to be murdered anymore.
"Great, I'm glad I could help.", he said, and tried to pass me to get out of the bathroom. Tried to. I wasn't going to forgive him easily for ruining my sexuality in front of my friends... and perverted math teacher who might try and make fucking passes at me during class.
Grabbing Naruto by the collar of his shirt, I pulled him towards me until our faces were but inches away. I glared at him through my pitch black eyes, but he was indifferent.
"So, you're really going to try and kill me, are you?", he asked in a low growl.
"I'm not going to kill you. I'm just going to beat the shit out of you." Throwing him away, I punched him in the cheek again, as hard as I could. He flew into the door, hitting his head. I threw another punch at his face, but he dodged it, and my hand ran right into the door, sending it off of its hinges.
Stumbling into the other room and trying to regain his posture, Naruto continued to feebly dodge my punches and kicks while holding his cheek. I was getting increasingly irritated that I couldn't connect on any of them while he staggered around the room, spitting blood occasionally.
"You're pretty strong, Sasuke. It's funny, though. I have this...health class...at my school where....we learn about different...", he stopped to spit out more blood while I continued to miss my punches and kicks, which is really irritating.
"Pressure points...of the human...system.", he said, coolly, and that caused me to stop. Losing my cool could get me killed if he pressed the right spot. So, I circled around him slowly, wanting to ask questions.
"So, what points do you know?", I asked. He just smirked.
"All of them.", he sneered, and smiled, showing a mouthful of bloody teeth. I was actually kind of sorry for mutilating his mouth, and stepped forward to say sorry. He extended a hand to shake mine, and I thought he was being genuine for a second. But that jackass...
"I don't need your fucking human help after you just punched me in the face...twice!", he yelled and literally spat blood onto my shirt.
"Oh, you fucking faggot!", I snarled at him. He only smirked and raised a hand, beckoning me over to beat him up again.
'This bastard is really beginning to piss me off now...But...look at him! Such a perfect body, face...lips...', I thought, my nether regions beginning to warm. I was going to have to punish this gaddamned rabbit sometime.
'Might as well do it now!', I smirked at Naruto. He spat more blood out, this time on my fucking face, and I had had it. Grabbing his shirt, I Crashed his bloody face to my own, roughly pushing my tongue into his moist, blood thickened mouth. The taste of iron was dragging me into a pleasurable bout of sadism, and I loved it. Naruto's groans and tiny noises were giving me all the gratification that I needed to carry on, and carry on I would.
I latched one of my hands into his messy blonde hair, and used my other hand to reach under his shirt and viciously scratch his backside in a slow line. I was turning into a monster, but I didn't care.
"A-ahh", was all Naruto could force out of his abused pink lips as I ravaged them over and over again. Now switching to caressing the spot on his back that I had just torn, I heard Naruto let out a pained and pleasured gasp. Pulling away from his lips, there was a trail of blood laced saliva connecting our mouths. I asked:
"Do you like that, fucker? This is your punishment for saying those things about me."
Bringing my head to the side of his head, I bit his earlobe and the skin around it slowly but hard. He cried out in pain, but still outstretched his neck more so I could violate it to his bliss.
"Right th-there, Sahhsuke-", Naruto breathed into my hair, entangling the fingers of his left hand in my black hair and using his other hand to latch onto the collar of my shirt. My libido was beginning to spark, and I was going to take Naruto right now, no matter who walked in or when.
Reaching the hand that was on Naruto's back into his pants, I ran my finger along the crevice of his ass. The ass that I would soon insert my dick into and fuck senseless.
"Sa-ahhsuke, you're hurting m-me...", Naruto began in an unintentionally sexy tone, talking about my abuse to his ear. I thought for a second about stopping so he could relax, after all, I was all but raping him.
"Keep g-going", he breathed in the most libidinous way I have ever heard. I swear, at that exact moment, my cock shot up as erect as the Seattle Space Needle.
I grabbed Naruto's collar and roughly ripped his shirt off in one pull, and discarded it onto the floor. After that deed was successfully accomplished, I pushed Naruto down onto the carpeted floor and we both landed with a thud. Then, I proceeded to bring my lips to come in contact with one of his bubblegumb pink nipples, and he moaned so loudly that I couldn't keep from gasping myself. Playfully biting it from time to time, I listened to the arousing song of Naruto's moans as I played with each one equally.
Showing his own strength, Naruto took a hand and roughly pulled my shirt over my head, and I shifted positions a little to make it easier. Now that we were both half undressed, I could continue to abuse my sexy friend.
Taking my left index finger and thumb, I gently twisted Naruto's left nipple back in forth, and I used my other hand to roughly scratch along the surface of his stomach, then quickly massaging it by gliding my fingertips over the area. Along with that, I licked along his belly button and down his happy trail, making a pattern.
"A-ah, Sasuke, I'm r-really h-h-hard...", he breathed, one of his hands still entangled in my hair.
I was too. Very.
"Do you want me to fuck you, Naruto? Do you really want me?", I asked him. He turned his eyes back to me, on top of him.
"Yes, Sasuke. Fuck me hard and senseless.", Naruto said.
Gently but quickly, I pulled my pants down, leaving only boxers. Then, I went agonizingly slow for Naruto, because he was still being punished. I was hell-bent on going that pace until I touched a spot on his cock that was sensitive, and he let out a pleasured scream and cursed at me to hurry up.
"Are you ready, fucker, or shall I say...fuckee?", I said huskily to Naruto. He could only try to nod through eyes glazed over with primal instinct, but couldn't help but moan again while I pulled down his boxers and stroked his shaft. At the almost last second, I remembered something: lubricant. Itachi had to have some somewhere, and I really didn't want to use that(it was probably coated in AIDS or something), but I didn't have a choice. Fucking Naruto without lube would be painful for both of us, so I decided to get some.
"Excuse me fuckee, I have to get the lu-", a finger was put to my lips as Naruto pulled lubricant from under the couch that was next to us on the floor. He smirked, and said:
"You may be fucking me in a couple of minutes, but I refuse to be called 'fuckee',", he reached into my boxers and grabbed a hold of my cock.
"got that, fucker?", he finished and I groaned at the cool touch, it was the even better than the first time I felt his hand touch me there. I was still on top of him, my hands on the floor of either side of his body, locking him in. I could only gasp and moan while Naruto expertly pumped my shaft in an almost agonizing way. My eyes had soon closed, so I didn't notice Naruto coat the palm of his hand with lube and begin to jerk off my erection again, pulling my boxers down and off with the other hand.
"Ah!" I yelped. I was going to come soon if he didn't stop, and thankfully, he did. I couldn't be reduced to being the one on the bottom again.
"Okay, fucker, your turn.", he said, and brought his head close to mine.
"Fuh. Uh. Ck. Me.", he whispered into my ear. That was all that I needed. I flipped Naruto over, startling him a little, and wet my fingers with the lubricant.
Caressing Naruto's rear end and listening to all of the moans that came along with it, I slowly inserted one of my fingers into the hole of his ass, and he flinched a little. I 'shh'ed him and inserted a second finger. Once he had adjusted to the the second finger, I inserted a third, but stopped there, because I still wanted Naruto to be a little tight. It would feel a lot better. After that, I coated my own member with lubricant. I could feel Naruto becoming impatient, and he was retorted a smart comment.
"Hey, what's the hold up, you ass! Do you want me to fucking fall asl-ah!", Naruto squeaked as I thrusted into him for the first time. Now, all I had to do was find his sugar spot.
'I just hope I don't gasmspasm before I find it...' , I thought, concentrating on rocking my hips and thrusting carefully enough to find Naruto's pleasure spot.
"Ah! More, Sasuke, more!", Naruto gasped. I guess I had found it.
I thrusted as hard as I could into Naruto's tight ass, and I was living off of his squeals and noises of bliss. But in order to truly engage in the moment, I had to see his face. Pulling out of him for a second, I turned him onto his back where I could see his face, and he looked back at me, a sexy smile on his face. I then propped his leg over my shoulder, and continued to fuck him. To add to his pleasure, I took some lube in my hand and began to pump his erection in accordance with my thrusts. He moaned loudly at this, and I couldn't help but give a lust-filled moan myself. Naruto was pushing himself into me to add to the friction, and I could feel his walls beginning to close in on my cock. We were both approaching the edge, and it was only a matter of time.
I thrusted and pumped faster and faster until the heavenly feeling of orgasm came over us, and we were granted with ultimate bliss.
"Naruto!"
"Sasuke!", we screamed each others' names as we came. I, into Naruto, and Naruto, onto my hand. His eyes were closed, but I had him open them.
"Naruto...", I said, and he opened his eyes. I took one of my fingers that was laced with semen and licked some of it off. His eyes immediately widened, and he was staring at me in shock and lust. I took a different finger and put it to his lips, and he looked at it for a second before smirking at me and opening his mouth to suck the seed off of it. I moaned at the feeling, and I would have fucked him all over again if I wasn't overused as it was. But the sight of him licking his own semen off my finger drove me crazy...
Pulling out of him, I continued to straddle him on the floor, caressing his stomach. He stared at me, I could see from my peripheral vision, and he whispered:
"Itachi's about to walk in."
My eyes widened, and I just stared at him from below me. Naruto smirked for a second, then moaned loudly for absolutely no reason, and then grabbed my head and pulled me down into another heavy kiss. The keys jingled in the lock, but Naruto just kept kissing me, and I was kissing him back, following whatever plan he was constructing. I enjoy kissing the fuck out of him, though, so it was no problem.
And then the door opened. We continued to kiss each other for a few more seconds to act surprised that he was there. Then, we looked over to see that it was indeed Itachi, but it was also my worst nightmare.
He had brought Mickayla, Sakura, and Ino as well.
'Oh, fuck my fucking fucked up life of shit...shit!', I thought, cursing the world and my dick.
There you have it! It's done! I hope you liked my first time writing lemon _...I really didn't know what to do. But, with the help of some other stories, I think I got all the right aspects in. You know what they say, practice makes perfect!
Favorite lines of the chapter:
"-I'll fuck you so hard your eyes will pop out." Haha, I got that from a guy at my school. He's a jock, and he said that to another kid. Awkward, but funny.
"-it seemed that his animalistic desires were beginning to manifest themselves in the dance of sensuality-" I like that one...just because xD.
"who will eventually send the reincarnation of the devil Itachi to burn in his shit!" I just think that's quite funny, don't you? Sasuke's mind is a very potty-like one...
See you next time! Don't forget to review. I really need some pointers on the smut part. And, that fighting scene wasn't my favorite part to write either. Actually, I think we all know what my favorite part to write was, haha.
-Taurue