Note for TDGW (me): I sometime forget to proofread my chapters (1 & 2) so at the end of Chapter 2, the Shen Gong Wu revealed was the Indigo Pyramid. Sorry for the inconvenience. As a side note, my first 2 chapters were first hand written but it takes too long to write it then type so no more writing it down first for me.

Disclaimer: I do not, no matter how much I wish to, own Xiaolin Showdown

"Text": Words

Text: Thoughts/ Flashbacks

'Text': People correcting Omi's incorrect phrase

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Chapter 3: The Showdonwn

"My guess is that Wuya is going after the Indigo Pyramid and Chase will be going after the Loa-Mang-Lan soup." the brown haired monk said.

"How do you figure that one?" Clay asked.

"Chase doesn't rely on Shen Gong Wu a whole lot."

"Good point. But unfortunately for you, I already came to that conclusion before you did." Omi beamed.

"Can it chrome dome." Rai said, "How far away from the Indigo Pyramid are we Dojo?"

"Not far," the dragon replied, "Two to three minutes. Tops"

"How much time do you think we can give them?" Clay asked Raimundo.

"I wish I knew. They'll call when they get back to the temple. Let's just pray that Chase hasn't gotten the soup yet." the Shoku warrior replied.

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"StupidWuyaandherstupidworlddominationplan," the evil boy genius mumbled, "Hey Wuya. Why do I have to do this? Can't I just make a Jack-Bot do this?" he pleaded. Jack hated cleaning Cyclops' diaper. The evil boy genius looked at the Heylin witch and saw that she was shaking her head. Jack's jaw almost hit the floor. "You are too cruel."

"Just hurry it up. The Xiaolin monks will be here soon." the Heylin monk said, casually flipping her red-auburn hair behind her ear.

"Why don't we just nab the Wu and hightail it out of here before those Xiaolin loser get here?" Jack questioned the evil witch.

"Chase's orders." the Heylin witch said, looking at the ground. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Chase's black raven. She couldn't say anything bad about the Prince of Darkness while that annoying bird was around.

"What is it with Chase and cats anyway?" Jack asked, quickly plugging his nose and carefully picking up Cyclops' diaper. Holding as far away from his body, the boy genius ran to the edge of a cliff and tossed it off.

"I don't know." Wuya said, looking away from the butt naked behemoth. She heard a loud yell from far below. "Looks like the monks are here."

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"EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" Omi yelled when some large, white bag landed on top of the poor monk. "That bag is most disgusting."

Looking up the huge mountain, Raimundo could just barely make out two red headed figures. " I don't that just a bag Omi."

"What makes you say that?" the bald monk asked.

"Wuya and Jack are here. So that probably means that Cyclops is here."

At the mention of Cyclops, the tiny warrior's eyes grew huge with horror. Meanwhile, Clay could barely contain his laughter. Omi looked at the cowboy with some mild anger.

"I'm sorry partner, but that is extremely funny."

"Let's just get the Wu please," Omi pleaded, "I really need a shower."

"I'll say. I can smell you from here." Dojo said, quickly plugging his nose. Clay and Raimundo quickly followed the small dragon's example.

"Let's get this Wu." Raimundo said, sounding funny because he was speaking through his nose.

The three remaining Xiaolin dragons quickly made it to the top of the mountain. Standing in front of them were Wuya, the Cyclops, and a very smelly Jack Spicer. In his mind's eye, Raimundo could see Jack Spicer changing the Cyclops' huge diaper, whimpering every second. The Dragon of Wind almost started to laugh.

"Hey Xiaolin losers. Man one of you guys stinks like Cyclops." Jack smirked, waving his arm back and forth in front of his face, hoping to get rid of the smell.

"That would probably be Omi." Clay said.

"Cue ball?" Jack asked in confusion. When Clay's words sunk in, the evil boy genius started to laugh his head off. "Oh that is so sweet!! I can't believe that the diaper actually landed on you! HAHA!!"

"That is enough laughing Jack Spicer!" Omi said.

"Whatever Baldy. Jack-Bots! Attack!" Jack ordered, sending his robot minions into battle. The robots charged the three monks head on.

"Wudai Neptune: Water!!" Omi yelled, destroying seven of the oncoming enemies and short circuiting several others in one blow. The bald monk could hear Jack's girlish scream and saw that the boy genius was barely dodging huge chunks of earth.

"Omi! Heads up!" Raimundo yelled. The bald monk had barely enough time to jump out of the way of an attack robot. The small monk grabbed the robot's head and completely tore it off. The headless robot continued for a little while until it exploded. Looking around to see if there were anymore enemies, the bald monk saw the Indigo Pyramid. The bald monk ran toward the Wu and saw that Wuya was going after the Wu as well.

"Star Hanabi!" the Heylin witch yelled

"Mantis Flip Coin!" Omi did a back flip, barely dodging the fireball. As soon as he landed, the small monk started to run toward the Shen Gong Wu again, touching at the exact same moment as Wuya. "Wuya, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown."

"Hey Cue Ball, look again." Jack Spicer said. He was also touching the Shen Gong Wu. So were Clay, Raimundo, and Cyclops.

"Fine. I challenge you to a three-on-three Xiaolin Showdown. Your Bubble Brains, Star Hanabi, and Monkey Staff versus our Mantis Flip Coin, Orb of Tornami, and Mikado Arm. The game is a one-on-one fight. Winner of each fight gets the Wu. The team with the most wins gets the Indigo Pyramid."

"Fine, let's go. XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!!"

The rocks shot up around the Showdown players. Suddenly the stable earth they were standing on was thrust upward into the sky. Spikes started to come up from the ground and all of the competitors easily dodged the obstacle. Suddenly there was a flash of light and everything stopped moving.

"GONG YI TANPAI!!"

Raimundo waited to see who would go first in the showdown. He saw Omi and Jack Spicer started to glow. The duo suddenly disappeared then reappeared standing in the middle of what looked like a soccer field with spikes jutting out of it at weird angles. Surrounding the playing field were earth poles.

"Monkey Staff!"

"Mantis Flip Coin!"

"Cougar Strike!" Omi yelled, jumping into the air and coming down toward his furry opponent with a speed greater than 50 miles per hour. Omi's enemy jumped out of the way with the agility of a monkey. Quickly regaining his composure, the bald monk saw that Jack was running like an ape toward him.

"Let's finish this Cue Ball." Monkey Jack said, grinning like an idiot.

"Repulse the Monkey!" the bald monk jumped into the air, kicked Jack Spicer's forehead, and landed behind his stunned opponent. Using what momentum he had left, Omi grabbed the boy genius' monkey tail and tossed him off the side of the arena, ending the showdown.

"How do you like those oranges?" Omi said cheerfully. He suddenly disappeared and then reappeared beside Raimundo and Clay.

"I think you mean 'How do you like them apples?'" Raimundo said.

"Those too." the bald monk grinned.

Raimundo smirked.

Omi is getting better. He did a great job in that Showdown.

The Brazilian looked around and noticed that Clay and Cyclops had started to glow. In another flash of light, the two warriors appeared in the arena.

"GONG YI TANPAI!"

"Mikado Arm! Earth!" Clay yelled. His already big arms became even more muscular and stone-like. Bull rushing his opponent, Clay pulled back his right arm. When he was in hitting rang, the cowboy slammed his stone arm into the gut of Cyclops, sending the big red behemoth stumbling backward.

Now angry that he was hurt, Cyclops stood and ran toward the earth monk, punching blindly. The behemoth finally noticed that he had stopped punching. He opened his one eye and saw that the Texan had grabbed both of his fists. The big behemoth took a labored step forward.

"I ain't giving up that easily, buddy" Clay smirked, pushing back as well. Unfortunately, this wasn't a test of just upper body strength; it was test of all around body strength. True, Clay had more upper strength than Cyclops at the moment, but the Texan's lower body strength was immensely disproportional to his upper body strength. After about three minutes of struggling, Clay's legs finally caved in.

Seeing his chance, Cyclops picked up the cowboy and tossed him out of the arena.

"Great job Clay." Raimundo said, kneeling down and placing a hand on Clay's shoulder.

"Sorry for losing a Wu guys." the tall monk said, head downcast.

"Don't worry about it. You put up a most wonderful fight." Omi said.

"I'll win this one guys. Don't worry." the Shoku warrior said before disappearing and then reappearing in the small arena.

"GONG YI TANPAI!!!!!"