A Week in the Life of the Smashers

Ron Host walks in to the room he and I are always in. Although he's alone as of right now, "That's odd, where's Nintendogeek01?" He asked. Then I walk in with an unusual smile on my face.

"Hi Ron, I made you a lunch." I said nicely.

"Huh?" Ron Host cautiously looked at it and sniffed it. "It's my favorite, and… it doesn't smell poisoned." Ron said.

"Poisoned? Ron what do you take me for. You're special to me." I say to him.

"What! Nintendogeek01!!! Something's wrong with you!" Ron Host runs over and feels my forehead.

"Ron, I'm fine. You know, maybe I'll just avoid bashing Bowser this chapter." I say suddenly.

"Holy cow! It's worse than I thought! Nintendogeek01! Say something sensible! I'll do the disclaimers earlier if you'll just talk to me!" Ron Host shouted. "Disclaimer: The author owns nothing in this story except for me and the story itself. You hear me! You own me! Just speak sense!" Ron Host shouts.

"I think Ron Host is the best, and so is Bowser." I say.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET THE DOCTOR!!!"

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Day 3

Roy was in his room combing his hair. His wall was painted a fire red color and the carpet was a plush white. He also had a king-size bed right next to the window leading out to his balcony. His room also had a large mirror behind the dresser on the wall to the far left upon entering the room. His room was on the third floor. "Okay, I'm all ready for my date." Roy said. Suddenly the gong rang over the intercom. "YEEEEEEAAAAHHH!" Roy was apparently not used to the gong since he leaped high enough to hit his head against the ceiling and ruined his hair. "Ah man…" Roy moaned.

All the smashers were downstairs eating breakfast except for Roy. "I'm telling you, he was right beneath my balcony! It was just… not right." Snake said taking a bite of his waffles.

"How did-a he get in-a?" Luigi asked.

"He said someone gave him a key, but I don't know who." Snake said. Marth chuckled under his breath at this.

"Hey… you okay Mewtwo?" Ness asked when he turned to look at Mewtwo.

"Uuuuummm…" Mewtwo tried to think of something to say. "I think I'll go back to my room." Mewtwo said, instantly disappearing.

"Aw man, I didn't get a chance to read his mind." Ness pouted.

"Well, I'm-a going for a walk-a in the-a park." Mario said.

"Do you mind if I come?" Peach asked.

"Of-a course not." Mario said as they walked toward the door.

"Hmmmm… the newspaper has an interesting report." Ganondorf said.

"What?" Y. Link asked.

"It says the police department was chasing a car the size of a child's car in to the grocery store parking lot before the culprits got away." Ganondorf said.

"I wonder who it was." Zelda said. The three Pokemon sitting behind her smiled sheepishly.

"You know what Nana?" Popo suddenly said.

"What?" She asked.

"We haven't done anything interesting the whole story."

"Yeah you're right…. Let's go mountain climbing!" She shouted.

"And let's take Luigi!" Popo smiled.

"Huh?" Luigi asked a little panicked.

"Okay!" Nana said. The two got up and grabbed Luigi by the arms and dragged him outside.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SAVE-A ME MARIO!" Luigi shouted desperately.

"Pichu!" Pichu shouted jumping up to follow them.

"Pyo!"

"Yoshi!" The two had finished eating their food and they bolted out the door.

"Oh-no, I've got to go." Meta-Knight said following them.

"Maybe I'll just go flying." Pit said.

"Ha ha! What a morning!" Bowser laughed. Suddenly a chandelier fell on top of him. "GAH!"

Meanwhile…

Mewtwo was in his room. It had light purple plush carpeting and slightly darker purple wall paint. The only furniture in the room was a beanbag, and two scented candles on either side of the beanbag. Mewtwo was floating just above the beanbag cross-legged, meditating as usual. "Hmmmm… jeez, should I start using my vocal cords? Hmmmm… I've got it!"

Later…

"So, you vant me to show you how to use your voice?" A Swedish fat guy asked.

"Ummm… yes." Mewtwo said.

"Vine, but you must avoid using your 'ead to speak with me." The man told him.

"Fine."

"Vhat vas that?"

"Uh…" Mewtwo struggled a bit, he opened his mouth and… "meep…" came a high-pitched, dried up, and really quiet voice.

"Zat is more like it."

Meanwhile…

"Pikachu!" Pikachu shouted happily driving his yellow scooter around the street with Jigglypuff being pulled behind on a little red wagon.

"Jiggly!" She shouted as the scooter started to swerve. Pikachu was so happy that he forgot to look where he was going when…

CRASH

Pikachu's scooter crashed in through a fence and through a few bushes.

"JIGGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

CRASH

They crashed through another fence, this time going through a yard full of lawn gnomes.

CRASH

SMASH

BANG

"JIGGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-puff!" Suddenly a lawn gnome's head landed over her head and got stuck. "Jiggly…" She moaned.

CRASH

Pikachu went crashing through yet another fence.

Meanwhile…

Ness was tossing a baseball up and swinging his bat at it as it came back down, hitting the ball each time when…

"HEY NESS!"

"Huh?" Ness turned around to see Pokey walking up to him. "Oh great." Ness moaned. "What is it now Pokey?"

"I'm here to challenge you!"

"To baseball?"

"That's right- to a game of- HEY! STOP READING MY MIND!" Pokey yelled.

"Just with you?"

"Ha! I brought a professional baseball team to beat you with!" Pokey yelled. Pokey blew a whistle and a whole bunch of baseball players with green uniforms filed in. And they were reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally big.

"Hey that's not fair."

"Ha! Well guess what? I don't play fair!" Pokey yelled.

"Well now I need a team…" Ness thought. Suddenly…

"JIGGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

CRASH

Pikachu and Jigglypuff drove straight through a tree leaving a hole shaped like them in it.

CRASH

The scooter knocked the baseball team high in to the air, along with Pokey, before they fell back down to the ground. Ness moved to the side and used his psychic powers to grab Pikachu and Jigglypuff as the scooter went traveling along without them.

"Pika…" He moaned with his eyes welling up with tears.

"Jiggly…" She sighed in relief.

"Hey guys, I need a baseball team. You in?"

"Pika!"

"Jiggly!"

"I'm in!"

"So am I!"

"Pit? Y. Link? When did you get here?" Ness asked.

"Ummm…" Pit looked back at the text for a second. "I don't know." Pit said.

"Eh… I guess it's just a plot hole, no one will notice." Ness said.

"But you just pointed it out." Y. Link said.

"Oh… ah well." Ness said.

Meanwhile…

Falco and C. Falcon were in the rec room playing on the foosball table. "Ha! Take that!" C. Falcon shouted.

"Yeah! Well take this!" Falco said as he spun one of his bars and sent the ball in to the goal.

"Hey! No spinning!" C. Falcon complained. Suddenly the door opened up with Fox dragging himself in to the room.

"Uuuuuuuhhh…" Fox moaned.

"Uh… are you doing any better Fox?" Falco asked nervously.

"Well… we managed to scrape up enough money to buy a carrier style ship to replace the last Great Fox, but man… I can't believe someone would blow up the Great Fox." Fox moaned. "Who would be so heartless Falco?" Fox asked, he waited for an answer. "Falco?" Fox looked up to notice Falco was no longer in the room. Fox turned to look at C. Falcon, who was pouting with his arms crossed.

"Man… I was going to win too." C. Falcon said.

Meanwhile…

Zelda walked in to the bowling alley looking around. She finally noticed Ganondorf and Link bowling against each other, and they didn't even change out of their shoes when they put on their bowling shoes, so they looked really weird. "Hey, have either of you two seen Y. Link? He really shouldn't be wandering off by himself." Zelda said.

"Not now Zelda!" Link said focusing on the bowling lane. Link threw the ball, and it was a gutter ball.

"Ha! Watch this!" Ganondorf got ready to roll the ball down the lane when the ball flew out of his hands on the back swing. "Oops…"

CRASH!

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH! My window!"

CRASH

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Uuuuuuhhh…" Ganondorf was clenching his teeth nervously.

"Ha ha ha ha! That's hilarious!" Link shouted.

"Link… wasn't that your car?" Zelda asked looking out the window.

"Huh?" Link looked out to see his car, which looked conspicuously like the King of Red Lions boat, with the head completely removed. "AAAAAAAHHH!!! MY CAR!!!" Link shouted.

"Ha ha ha!" Ganondorf laughed.

"Just one second." Link walked out of the bowling alley, then a loud…

KABOOM

Could be heard from the inside.

"What was that?" Ganondorf ran outside to see a big smoking jeep with Link standing nearby. "MY JEEP!!!" Ganondorf shouted. "Why you little…"

"Bring it on big nose!"

"Pointy ears!"

"Big nose!"

"Pointy ears!"

"GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Link and Ganondorf soon tackled each other and began punching and kicking and biting at each other.

BAM

BOOM

BOP

POW

BIFF

BONK

BWAM

"Ugh… men…" Zelda sighed while shaking her head.

Meanwhile…

Bowser was sneaking around the street, constantly looking straight up to make sure nothing will hit him. "That author… is so evil…" Bowser growled. That's when Bowser began to hear a low buzz. "Huh?" Bowser turned toward the source of the noise when…

BAM

"Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" Bowser got hit in the stomach by Pikachu's yellow scooter and was being carried along by the scooter down the street. "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

CRASH

Bowser went crashing through the side of a large factory with a giant sign that read "BRICK WALL MANUFACTURING CO."

CRASH

CRASH

CRASH

CRASH

CRASH

CRASH

CRASH

CRASH

Bowser finally came out of the other side of the factory completely unconscious. As Bowser disappeared over the horizon, the Kool-Aid man peeked through one of the holes and looked through. "Huh? But I haven't been here since yesterday."

Meanwhile…

Kirby and Yoshi ran in to one restaurant, then ran out of it. Then Kirby and Yoshi ran in to another restaurant, ran out, ran in to another, then ran out. Repeat five times. Meta-Knight on the other hand, was having troubles keeping up with them. "Heh… heh… heh… I can't… stop them…" Meta-Knight gasped.

Meanwhile…

The Ice Climbers and Pichu were climbing up a steep, snowy mountainside while they were pulling up Luigi by a rope around his waist. "Oooooooohhhh… Mario, why-a can't I-a be with-a you right-a now?" Luigi asked.

"Aw cheer up Luigi, this isn't bad at all." Popo said.

"Yeah, the worst that could happen would by that one of us lose our grip and we fall several thousand feet to our doom." Nana said. "Or maybe we would be caught in a rockslide and be crushed before we even fall to our doom. Or maybe a wild mountain creature could eat us. Or maybe…"

"Oooooooooohhhh…" Luigi finally passed out.

"Pichu!" He laughed really loudly.

"You guys… we need to keep our voices down in case of avalanches." Popo said.

"WHAT?" Nana yelled trying to be heard over the sudden snowstorm.

"I said keep your voices down!" Popo shouted a little louder.

"PICHU?"

"I said keep your voices down!" Popo shouted ever louder.

"WHAT!!!" Nana shouted.

"I SAID KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN IN CASE OF AVALANCHES!!!" Popo shouted. After a few minutes…

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"Oh…" Nana said quietly.

Near the mountain peak…

"So how will this help me vocalize?" Mewtwo asked.

"Vhat did I say about using your 'ead to speak?" The Swedish guy asked.

"Uuuuhhh…" Mewtwo once again opened his mouth. "meep…" once again, as shriveled and as quiet as ever.

"Now, go ahead and yodel."

"…" Mewtwo floated up in front of the Swedish guy, opened his mouth, took a deep breath and… "meep…"

"Zat's all? Vhat madness is zis? Vatch carefully." The Swedish guy pushed Mewtwo out of the way, took a deep breath and, "YODLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEE!!! YODALAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEL YODEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!! YODELAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!…" The man continued to yodel as the snow beneath them started to rumble violently and tumble down the mountain in an avalanche.

"That can't be good…" Mewtwo thought.

Back down the mountain…

"Hey… why's it rumbling?" Nana asked.

"Pichu…"

"AVALANCHE!!!" Popo shouted.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Luigi shouted at the top of his lungs as the snow completely covered the party of four and sent them tumbling down the mountain as the snow carried them down.

At the foot of the mountain…

The scooter was still pushing Bowser along until it finally ran out of steam and crashed at the foot of the mountain. Bowser stood up and looked around. "HA! The author can't reach me here!" Bowser shouted happily. Suddenly Bowser heard a low rumble slowly growing louder. "Huh?" Bowser turned around to see… "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AVALANCHE!!!" Bowser quickly got buried beneath the snow as it all came tumbling down the mountain. For some unknown reason, the suddenly stop the snow made once it reached the ground sent Nana, Popo, Luigi, and Pichu flying through the air.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" They screamed as they went flying.

Meanwhile…

Mario and Peach were having a nice walk through the park just having small talk. "Hm… I-a wonder what-a Luigi's doing?" Mario asked out loud.

"Well, I'm sure he's having fun." Peach said.

"Yeah, you're-a probably right-a." Mario said. The two kept on walking while "It's so Easy." Played in the background. "Where's-a that music coming from-a?" Mario asked.

"I think… behind us?" The two turned around to see some random guy with a guitar playing the song behind them.

"It's so easy to fall in love! It's so easy to fall in love! It's so easy to… fall… in… love…" The guy slowed down when he noticed that Mario and Peach staring at him. "Uh… thank you, you've been a wonderful audience." The guy quickly ran off with his guitar.

"Ooooooookey-dokey…" Mario said.

"Hey Mario!"

"Mama-mia…" Mario moaned.

"That's right! It's the one and only Wario!" Wario cried as he leapt in front of the two.

"What is it now?" Peach asked annoyed.

"I'm here to challenge Mario!" Wario shouted while pointing at Mario.

"Wario, on our-a week off?" Mario asked.

"Of course, what do expect of this idiot?" Snake asked semi-sarcastically as he walked by.

"That's right! There's nothing to expect of this id… HEY!!!" Wario shouted. "Grrrrr… never mind! Will you accept my challenge or are you too afraid…" Wario growled.

"Hmmmm… I'll accept-a." Mario said.

"Good, now… what should the loser have to do?" Wario pondered.
"Hmmmmmmmmm…" Mario thought.

"Hmmmmmmmmm…" Wario thought.

"Oh-no…" Peach sighed.

"Ah-hah!" Mario and Wario shouted. They glared at each other and smiled. "The loser has to shave their mustache!" The two said at the same time.

"WHAT!!!" Everyone in the vicinity shouted as they started with their eyes popped out of their heads.

"Tomorrow at ten o' clock." Wario said.

"Deal-a." Mario said as the two of them shook hands on it.

"This is going to end badly." Peach said.

Meanwhile…

C. Falcon was driving in his Blue Falcon, which looked remarkably undamaged from yesterday. C. Falcon stopped at a red light and waited for the light to change to green when some big guy with a mustache in a hot-rod car pulled up beside him. "Hey hot-shot! Let's see what that ride can do!" The guy in the hot-rod shouted.

"Oh it can do more than that hunk of junk can do!" C. Falcon shouted.

"Talk is cheap pretty-boy! Let's go!" He shouted back.

"Heh, well I never turn down a challenge." C. Falcon said. The second the red light turned green, the two cars bolted off down the street.

Meanwhile…

"I can't believe you got reservations here!" Lilina screamed happly as she hugged Roy tightly around the waist. They were standing in front of a restaurant with a sign that read "High class."

"What can I say? I have the touch." Roy said. The two walked in. The second they walked in, a waiter with a mustache walked up to them. "Yes I'm…"

"I'm sorry sir, we cannot seat you." The waiter told him.

"Huh? But I had reservations for this place." Roy said.

"I know sir, and for that I'm terribly sorry." The waiter said.

"Why can't you seat us?" Lilina asked.

"You see, two fellows came in here earlier and ate every last scrap of food we had in this restaurant." The waiter explained.

"Well who… wait a second. Did these two look like a gren dinosaur and a pink puffball?" Roy asked.

"Why yes, those would be the most accurate descriptions." The waiter answered.

"Didn't they leave anything?" Lilina asked.

"Well, they did leave something." The waiter said.

"What?" Roy asked.

"The bill." The waiter said showing a long piece of paper in front of Roy. Roy looked down the slip, his face growing paler as he went on until he reached the bottom. Once he did…

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Meanwhile…

"Okay, there's me, Pit, Y. Link, Pikachu, and Jigglypuff. We need at least four more." Ness said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Huh?" Ness looked up to see Nana, Popo, Luig, and Pichu flying through the sky until

CRASH

The four of them crashed in to the ground at their feet. "Great! You guys can be on my baseball team!" Ness shouted.

"Sounds fun!" The Ice Climbers shouted.

"Pichu!"

"Huh?" Luigi looked up to see Pokey's team warming up by grinding baseballs and snapping baseball bats like toothpicks. "Oooooooooooohhhh…" Luigi fainted at the sight of this.

Meanwhile…

Solid Snake walked up to the second floor and through the hallway toward his room. "Hmp, it's a little hot out." Snake complained. Snake opened the door to his room and… "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!" Snake shouted. His room was now painted entirely in a bright pink. The bed was now large, pink and fluffy. And there was a dresser that was pink and white in color. "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY ROOM!!!" Snake shouted. Snake looked around and found a tape recorder on top of the dresser. Snake slowly pushed play, dreading what could be on the tape.

"Hi Snaky boy! It's me! Bon Chan! I was invited inside to help with a paint job that one of your friends said you wanted done. I won't be able to come by tomorrow, but don't worry, I'll be back the next day. Ta-ta!"

"Ugh… could this get any worse?" Snake asked.

"Oh and by the way…" The tape recorder continued. "I also had your wardrobe rearranged."

"WHAT!" Snake ran over to his closet. He opened it and… "WHAT THE HELL!!!" Snake yelled when he found pink coats in his closet. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Snake cried.

Down the hall…

"Let's see… last night made up for ten dollars, and today made up for twenty dollars." Marth smiled. "Oh I'm not done yet Snake." Marth chuckled.

Meanwhile…

C. Falcon and the hot-rod driver were still driving down the street to out race each other. And quite naturally, C. Falcon was winning. "Ha! Eat that!"

"You ain't seen nothing yet!" The hot-rod driver shouted.

While they were driving, they were completely oblivious to the large turtle like fellow a short ways away. "Man… today really isn't my day. What's next?" Bowser asked. That's when C. Falcon hit Bowser and caused Bowser to become plastered to the windshield.

"Hey! Get off my windshield! I can't see!" C. Falcon yelled as the Blue Falcon began to swerve. Finally the Blue Falcon hit the side of the hot-rod and caused both cars to go spinning out of control.

Down the street, Samus had just walked out of a beauty parlor feeling refreshed. "Ah… so nice to not have to put up with those boys for a, huh?" Samus turned around just in time to see the cars and Bowser to go spinning out of control. "AH!" Samus jumped to the side just as the cars crashed in to the beauty parlor.

"Ooooooohhhhh maaaaaan…" C. Falcon moaned as he crawled out of his car.

"Duuuuuuuude…" the hot-rod driver moaned as he crawled out.

"What could go wrong now!" Bowser cried.

"Grrrrrrrrrrr…" Samus growled.

"Uh-ooooooohhh…" the three said.

Meanwhile…

"Alright! The teams are decided!" Pokey shouted.

"I'm ready when you are." Ness said.

"Right, and I'm ready… tomorrow." Pokey said suddenly slumping in his posture.

"Tomorrow?" Ness and the other smashers asked.

"Yep, I'm too hungry to play now. It took you all day just to make a team." Pokey said.

"I guess it did. The sun's setting." Pit said.

"And Zelda is dragging my older self and Ganondorf in toward the mansion." Y. Link said pointing at Zelda, who was indeed dragging those two in to the mansion since both were unconscious.

"Pichu…"

"Oh well, we'll have something to do tomorrow." Popo said.

"Yep." Nana said.

Later…

"meep…"

"You going to stop trying yet?" Falco asked Mewtwo.

"meep…"

"Your teacher isn't here!" Falco yelled very annoyed.

"Hey Falcooooo! Why the heck have you been avoiding me all day?" Fox asked.

"Yipe!" Falco quickly ran toward the window and jumped out. It is at that time that Fox walked in.

"That's odd, I thought I heard Falco in here." Fox said. Fox stared at Mewtwo, shrugged and then walked out.

Down below…

"Wow… what broke my fall?" Falco asked.

"Ow…" Bowser moaned.

"Oh hi Bowser." Falco said. "Huh… that's odd, where'd that mine bomb I had in my pocket go?" Falco asked. "Oh well." Falco walked back in to the mansion.

"Mine?" Bowser asked. Bowser turned his head to see a red light glowing behind his butt. "Oh no…" That is when the mine that attached to his butt exploded. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Bowser shouted as he went flying in to the sky.

"Sorry about our date Lilina." Roy moaned.

"Oh well, the full moon's lovely." Lilina said. The both of them were sitting on the roof of the mansion staring at the bright full moon.

"Yeah, I guess it is." Roy said.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh…" came the faint scream of Bowser as his smoking silhouette flew in front of the moon.

"Oh… how odd." Lilina said.

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"Whew… I'm glad I read over this chapter. Nintendogeek01 originally didn't have any of this torture. Good thing I found the rough draft." Ron Host smiled.

"Mr. Host." A doctor called.

"How is he doctor?" Ron Host asked.

"You… might want to see this." The doctor showed Ron Host in to a room where I'm laying in a bed staring wide-eyed at the ceiling with a strange smile.

"Ron Host is the best, I love Bowser, I'd rather play Xbox or Playstation." I mutter senselessly.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Ron Host cried. "Is their any cure for this doctor!" Ron Host asked.

"We're going to pour research in to finding a cure for this." The doctor reassured him.

"Oooooohhhh… Nintendogeek01… WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?" Ron Host shouted.

"Will Nintendogeek01 come out of this alive? Or will his evil half sister in law twice removed win his good brother Clarence's heart? Find out… next- oof!"

"Who let this soap opera announcer in here?" Ron Host demanded holding a club over the unconscious soap opera announcer.