A Week in the Life of the Smashers
The room Ron Host and I are always in (minus the doctor scenes) is currently empty. Even the table and chairs are missing. Then two trap doors open up, Ron Host and I then come out of them as confetti starts flying. "Wooooooooohoooooooooooooooooo!" I shout.
"Say… why are we doing this again?" Ron suddenly asks.
"Oy… you jidiot. I told you before we did this!"
"Oh yeah…"
"1…2… 3…" We both take deep breaths and shout at the same time.
"FIFTY PLUS REVIEWS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Ron Host and I then take out bottles of Pepsi and shake them up before spraying each other with them. Then we each grab each other by the shoulders and start dancing around the room.
"Woohooooooooooo! All right Ron! Take it away!" I shout. "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!"
"Disclaimer: Aside from me and the story itself, Nintendogeek01 owns nothing in this story! Paaaaaaaaaaaaartyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
"Woohoooo! Bring out the party favors!" I shout.
"Yeah!"
"HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!" Ron and I both shout before we begin our rockin' two person party.
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Day 5
Falco and Fox continued to fire at each other throughout the nighttime of the previous day. Not even sleeping a wink. It was now early morning. "All righty then…" Fox said to himself quietly. "If blasters won't work… then I'll just have to upgrade." Fox said. Fox then darted in to his room.
"That Fox is trying to outfox me! I must beat him to the quick!" Falco ran in to his room. After about a minute. Fox came out with a bunch of grenades while Falco came out with a very large missile launcher. "Eat this!"
"Try this on for size!" Fox shouted back. It was then that Bowser came out of his room.
"Hey! The blaster fire stopped! That means it's safe!" Bowser cheered. Unfortunately for him, Falco had already pulled the trigger and Fox had already hurled a number of grenades.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The resulting explosion cleared a hole all the way up through the roof of the mansion. Sending Bowser flying through the air until he did a face plant in to the stone walkway in the front garden. "Ouch… can it get any worse?" Bowser asked. It was then that he quickly covered his own mouth. "I shouldn't have asked that…" Bowser said.
"Presence detected, password please…" Came a computerized voice.
"Uh… oh crud! What was that password Snake passed around?" Bowser asked. "Uh… Milk?" Bowser guessed.
"Password incorrect. We hope you enjoy your last moments before annihilation." The computerized voice said. It was then that missile launchers, machine gun turrets, and automated lasers came out of the bushes, flower beds, and the tree leaves, all of them aimed at Bowser.
"Oh… snap…" Bowser said softly.
Meanwhile…
"You know, besides that explosion, it's been pretty quiet this morning." Roy said. He, C. Falcon, Mario, and Pikachu were in the dining room.
"Got that right." C. Falcon said.
"Pikachu…" Pikachu uttered.
"Yeah… it-a does make-a you wonder what's-a gonna happen doesn't it-a…" Mario said.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
A large explosion from the outside could be heard that shook the entire mansion. "What the heck was that?" Roy asked. It was then that Solid Snake walked down, and looked out the front door.
"Well, my security system works." Snake said quite simply.
"That one you installed yesterday?" C. Falcon asked. "What makes you so sure?" C. Falcon asked. It was then that Bowser dragged himself in by his claws, his eyes completely white, and a whole lot of smoke coming from his body.
"Mama-mia… the-a author is-a being especially violent to-a Bowser this-a morning." Mario said.
"Pikachu…" He nodded.
"Okay… breakfast is ready." Peach said while walking in from the kitchen. After a few minutes, the smashers, minus Fox and Falco, finally came down for breakfast; a few of the third floor residents however were considerably burnt. "What's wrong with you guys?"
"Fox and Falco are still continuing their war upstairs…" Link complained.
"Why aren't Master Hand or Crazy Hand doing something about it?" Samus asked.
"Maybe it'll be explained by that gigantic piece of paper." Ganondorf answered while pointing to a reeeeeeeaaaally large sheet of paper taped above the doorway to the second floor hallway. Wario then slapped himself in the face.
"How did we miss that?" He asked.
"Here, let me read it." Pit offered. He flew up to it and tilted his head a tad. "Ah-hem… Dear Smashers, Crazy Hand and I are leaving the mansion on vacation for the rest of the week. I'm sure you'll be all right… see you later. Signed Master Hand. P.S. Don't do anything stupid while we're gone. Not that you would…"
"Of course…" Ness said.
"Say where'd Mewtwo go?" Y. Link asked.
"I don't-a know… he was-a here a second ago." Luigi answered before taking another bite of waffles.
"Meta-Knight left as well." Marth said.
"!!!" Both Kirby and Yoshi stopped eating abruptly, looked at each other wide-eyed, and then ran out of the mansion before the security system could activate.
"I wonder what was up with that? They never leave a meal unfinished…" Zelda asked. "What do you think Link?" No response. "Link?" Zelda turned and Link and Ganondorf were already gone. "Ugh…" Zelda got up and went in to the hallway to the left of the entrance.
Meanwhile…
"Okay zen… let's try somting harder zen…" The Swedish instructor suggested.
"Like what?" Mewtwo asked.
"Vhat?"
"I mean uh…" Mewtwo opened his mouth… "cat…" He said in his little boy on helium voice.
"Zat's better. Now I vant you to say… Ze rain in Spain, stays mainly in ze plain!" The instructor said.
"You have got to be kidding me…" Mewtwo thought to himself.
Meanwhile…
"Man… I feel so ridiculous having to say that password each time we go through the gardens…" Ness said while walking beside Y. Link.
"So… any plans for the day?" Y. Link asked.
"No not… LOOK OUT!!!" Ness suddenly shouted. Too late, water balloons pelted both of them.
"Ha! Take that Ness!" Pokey shouted holding something that looked like a leaf blower with a tube connecting to a canister on Pokey's back that had lots of water balloons in it.
"Not you again." Y. Link said.
"Yes! Me again! Now eat this!" Pokey pushed a button and lots of water balloons came flying out of the machine toward the two.
"Ha! I'm ready for that now!" Ness stood in front and pointed his finger at the balloon about to hit him, he then flicked his finger and sent it back at Pokey. He did this in succession with each balloon that came flying toward him.
"Aaaaaaaaagh! Stop that!" Finally one water balloon hit him with enough force to send him flying. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Wow! That was cool!" Y. Link said.
"Say… has it gotten darker?" Ness asked. The two looked at the ground and noticed they were standing in a shadow that was growing larger. They looked up to see a MASSIVE water balloon about to land on top of them.
"Snap…" They both said at the same time. The balloon exploded on top of them and sent water flying everywhere. Both Ness and Y. Link were drenched, and frowning. A piece of paper then floated until it landed right at their feet. It read…
"From Pokey, with my undying hatred of you Ness. Nya nya!"
"This means war…" Ness said darkly.
"Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Y. Link laughed while shining a flashlight underneath his face.
Meanwhile…
"I still can't believe Snake came up with a password like that." Roy said walking down the street next to C. Falcon.
"Yeah it is a tad ridiculous, but that's why no one would think of it." C. Falcon answered back.
"Say, why aren't you driving your Blue Falcon anyway?" Roy asked.
"Samus had it chained up and padlocked for some reason that she won't tell me." C. Falcon whined with tears streaming from under the visor.
"Ouch…" After a while of walking, Roy finally broke the silence. "Say, did Snake have any other back up systems?" Roy asked.
"Yeah, he told Marth and I an extra password to the system." C. Falcon answered.
"What's so special about it?" Roy asked.
"Well…"
Meanwhile…
A pink swan car drove up in front of the mansion gates and Mr. 2 stepped out of the driver's seat. "Well, I was told Snaky boy wanted to see me today, so I'll do just that." Mr. 2 opened the gates.
Inside…
Snake looked out his window. "Yes! He's here! Bye bye swan boy!" Snake said chuckling to himself like a maniac as he looked through a pair of binoculars to get a better view. It even had a device that picked up sound from a long distance attached to it.
Back to our doomed ballerina man…
Mr. 2 closed his eyes and began to dance down the stone walkway as he started to sing. "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! Diddly-dee! Standing in a roooooow! Big ones! Small ones! Some as big as your head!"
Inside…
"WHAT!!! HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW THE PASSWORD???" Snake shouted.
"Password accepted." The computerized voice said inside the mansion.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Snake shouted.
Outside…
"So give them a twist! A flick of the wrist! That's what the magician said!" Mr. 2 continued to sing.
Inside…
"Password for self-detonation accepted." The computerized voice said.
"WHAT!!! WHO THE HELL COULD HAVE TOLD HIM THAT?!?" Snake shouted.
Outside…
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! Diddly-dee!…" Mr. 2 continued to sing as…
KABOOM
KABOOM
KABOOM
KABOOM
Everything around Mr. 2 was exploding in flames, the bushes, the flower beds, and the trees. All the while, Mr. 2 still had his eyes closed and was oblivious to the whole thing.
Inside…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! That security system cost me a fortune!!! No no no no noooooo…" Snake cried as he banged his head against the wall. "I need to hide!" Snake shouted bolting downstairs, where he left his box.
In the dining room…
Mr. 2 opened the door and looked inside. "Snaky booooooyyyy! I'm here!" Mr. 2 shouted. He waited and got no response. "Huh… I guess he's not here today. I'll just come back tomorrow." Mr. 2 said. Mr. 2 turned around and looked outside for a bit. "Huh… where did all that smoke come from?" Mr. 2 asked before walking away and in to his car. It's at that time that Bowser came downstairs wrapped in bandages with Mario, dressed up in his doctor's outfit.
"Bowser, you-a shouldn't-a be walking down-a here." Dr. Mario said.
"Why?" Bowser demanded.
"Because that-a will give-a the author an excuse to-a clobber you." Dr. Mario answered.
"I don't care!" Bowser shouted. Out of anger, he punched the box on the table and it hit the wall hard.
"That-a can't-a be good." Dr. Mario said. It's at that time Snake got out of the box and glared at Bowser.
"YOU! How many times do we have to do this?" Snake asked slamming his fist in to his palm over and over again.
"Uh… wait a minute…" Bowser said nervously.
"First my security system is destroyed, and now you… YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!" Snake lunged at Bowser and proceeded to beat the snot out of Bowser again.
BWAM
BOP
BOOM
BAM
BANG
BONG
SMACK
POW
CRACK
Meanwhile…
"Got any kings?" Link asked.
"Go fish." Ganondorf said.
"Darn it." Link drew a card. Ganondorf then turned to Wario.
"Got any kings?" Ganondorf asked.
"Wait a second… I just asked you that!" Link shouted.
"Uh… no you didn't." Ganondorf said nervously.
"Oh, this is going to be good." Wario said watching.
"Show me your hand." Link demanded.
"No way!" Ganondorf said. However a card slipped from his hand and fell on to the table, it was a King of hearts.
"Why you… GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Link dived across the table and tackled Ganondorf in the stomach and proceeded to beat the snot out of him.
"Wah ha ha ha ha ha!" Wario laughed. Link then got up and left the room.
"I'm just going to find something else to do." Link said.
Meanwhile…
"Hmmmm… I wonder what Kirby and Yoshi will be trying now." Meta-Knight said to himself, stationed in front of the restaurant. Meta-Knight then saw a cloud of dust approaching. "Oh boy…" Meta-Knight sighed while rolling his eyes. Kirby and Yoshi were driving the Yoshi cart from Mario Kart Double Dash full speed toward Meta-Knight.
"Pyo!"
"Yoshi!"
"No I won't be moving." Meta-Knight said. The kart drew closer, and closer, and closer until.
SLICE
Meta-Knight drew his sword quick as a flash, cut the car down the middle and sent Kirby and Yoshi flying. "Too easy."
A few minutes later…
Kirby and Yoshi were using a miniature hot air balloon to float to the top of the restaurant above Meta-Knight until a beam of light pierced through the balloon and sent it whizzing through the air.
"PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"YOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"
"Sorry guys! But Meta-Knight asked me to!" Pit shouted putting away his bow.
A few minutes later…
Yoshi was in a brown delivery suit with a fake mustache wheeling a delivery cart with a few packages on it, and one of them was squirming a tad. Yoshi stopped in front of Meta-Knight.
"Oh please… that's your worst attempt yet." Meta-Knight said.
"Yoshi?"
"Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about." Meta-Knight said.
"Yoshi?"
"Oh that's it!" Meta-Knight tackled Yoshi and began beating the snot out of him.
POW
BOP
BAM
"Yoshi!" That's when another voice shouted out.
"Pyo!"
"Huh?" Meta-Knight looked up and saw the Yoshi and Kirby that have been trying to sneak in wearing multi-colored Afros and seventies tights for lousy disguises. "So wait… if you two are the Yoshi and Kirby I've been guarding this restaurant from all day then…" Meta-Knight looked at the Yoshi he just beat up, and then looked at the squirming package. He opened it, and fish that were surprisingly still alive were jumping flapping around weakly. "Uh… go ahead…" Meta-Knight said embarrassingly as the Yoshi he just beat up finished his delivery and left.
"Yoshi?"
"Pyo?"
"No! I'm not letting you in!" Meta-Knight shouted before kicking them away.
Meanwhile…
"Man, I'm feeling much better." Bowser said walking down the street. He then stopped and his eyes popped open. "Oh no! The author's mentioning me! I'm gonna get clobbered! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Bowser screamed as he began to run down the street with his hands up in the air.
A ways down the street…
"Pikachu?" He asked.
"Pichu." He nodded holding a scrubbing brush.
"Jiggly." She nodded holding a container of wax that was making a particular part of the street shine.
"Pikachu." He giggled as he put a skateboard in front of the waxy part of the street. It's at that time that Bowser came running down the street screaming until he slipped on the wax.
"AAAAAHHHH!!!" Bowser then fell on to the skateboard and went flying down the street. A bucket of tar then fell on top of him as he whizzed by. He then plowed in to a bag of feathers hanging over the street. He now resembled a large spiky chicken as he rolled down the street. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Pika!" Pikachu rolled on to the street laughing along with the other two pokemon.
Meanwhile…
Mario and Link are playing each other at Super Smash Bros as themselves in the game. "Ha! Take that!" Link jeered.
"Don't-a get-a cocky. It's-a sudden-a death now." Mario said. But before they could finish, the Gamecube shut off. "Huh?"
"What's this all about?" Link asked.
"That'd be my rivalry with Mario!" Wario said as he appeared from behind the TV dangling the outlet cable for the Gamecube in his hand.
"And my hatred of you Link!" Ganondorf said holding some other plug.
"What's that plug anyways?" Link asked.
"Uuuuuhhh… what is this plug?" Ganondorf asked. When.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Both Ganondorf and Wario received a violent electric shock. "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" They both yelled.
"Boy… I-a hope nothing else-a happens as a result-a." Mario said.
Meanwhile…
"Gah! Some electrical surge fired off my missile!" Snake cried as he watched his missile fly off. "What else could go wrong today!" He yelled.
Meanwhile…
Bowser still had several feathers stuck to him as he stormed back up the hill. "Where are those three munchkins? Those three have crossed the line right there!" Bowser shouted. Then all of a sudden a missile came from above and
KABOOM
Bowser got blasted by the missile and sent flying through the sky. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Where will he end up? Well…
Meanwhile…
Peach and Zelda were walking in the back gardens of the mansion. "You know, this whole week is just turning out to be a whole bunch of chaos." Peach said.
"It's because no one would read this story otherwise." Zelda said.
"Well just as long as…" Peach started to say when.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Bowser crash landed through a wall on the third floor.
"That has to hurt." Zelda said.
"Ha! I landed in my own room! I'm safe now!" Bowser's voice rang when…
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
The entire wall of the third floor suddenly exploded, sending Bowser flying out of he mansion once again. "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He cried as he went flying over the horizon.
"Oh my…" Zelda uttered out.
"The… mansion…" Peach started to say as well. The entire wall that was on the third floor was gone, basically leaving a gigantic hole that went across the entire back end of the third floor. "What happened?"
"Falco! First the Great Fox! Now my room! You're out of control!" Fox's voice shouted.
"Hey! You destroyed my room! So that's how it is huh?" Falco shouted back.
"Forget their rooms, what about Pit's, Nana's, Popo's, and Bowser's?" Peach asked.
"Good grief…" Zelda sighed.
Meanwhile…
Pokey's mansion was smaller than smash mansion, but still quite large. It had a few statues of him in the rather unkempt gardens, and the mansion itself was just stone with a blue roof. Pokey was out looking at all the statues of himself in the gardens, thinking about something. "Hmmmm… I need to think about what I'm going to do to Ness next. Hee hee hee…" Pokey laughed.
Outside the walls of the garden…
"Tie it tightly Y. Link." Ness said.
"Man… it's… kind of hard…" Y. Link said. "Okay got it."
"Now I'll just lift it." Ness said. He used his telekinetic powers to lift up something that was apparently quite massive since he was having such a hard time doing that.
Back inside the walls…
"Okay! I know what I'm going to do! Ha ha ha! Huh?" Pokey noticed a large shadow above the ground. He looked up and saw a massive water balloon bigger than the one that hit Ness and Y. Link earlier. "Huh? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" The water balloon suddenly fell down and
SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHHH
Water flooded the entire garden, knocking over every statue of himself and sending him across the garden along with the water. When Pokey got up, his face had turned red, and steam was coming out of his ears and nose. "NEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!" Pokey ran inside the mansion garage, and came back out riding on a golf-cart that had water balloons in the back. Pokey then crashed through the garden walls and turned to find Ness and Y. Link.
"RUN!!!" Y. Link yelled.
"Yipes!" Ness turned around and ran off with Y. Link and Pokey right behind him.
Meanwhile…
"Hey Luigi! What's taking you so long!" Samus called in to the restaurant.
"Sorry, but-a the guy-a kept-a getting Meta-Knight's order wrong-a." Luigi answered back.
"Well, I've got Pit's lunch, so let's go deliver it to them." Samus said hopping on to a blue motorcycle, while Luigi hopped in to the side-car.
"I-a wonder what-a Mario's doing." Luigi wondered.
Meanwhile…
"Alright, you guys get to break." Link said.
"I'll shoot first." Ganondorf said. He kept pulling and pushing the cue stick forward and backward aiming at the White ball, when he shot the cue stick forward, the cue stick went straight through the white ball and left a perfectly round hole through it. "Oops."
"Oh I'll shoot first you idiot." Wario growled. He got another White ball and breaking the triangle. "Come on…" Wario said quietly. A solid ball went in to a side pocket. "Ha!"
"Okey-dokey… I'll-a go." Mario said.
"Go for it Mario." Link said. Mario took his time, looked and studied the table for a long time.
"What are you waiting for?!?" Wario shouted.
"Okey-dokey, I'm-a ready." Mario hit the white ball and it went flying off the table and bouncing off the walls.
"Ha!" Wario shouted before ducking.
"What was that for Mario?" Link asked.
"Just-a watch." Mario reassured.
"Why do I get the feeling I know where this is going?" Ganondorf asked. Then the white ball finally landed on the table and started bouncing around hitting all the striped balls and finally the eight ball in one shot without hitting any of the solid balls.
"What!!!" Wario shouted.
"There we go." Mario said nodding his head.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Wario shouted.
"Alright!" Link shouted.
Meanwhile…
Yoshi and Kirby were tunneling underneath the restaurant trying to get in. "Yoshi."
"Pyo." He nodded. They finally dug upwards, which proved to be quite difficult to do. But they finally emerged from underground
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right in front of the door at Meta-Knight's feet. "Nice try." Meta-Knight said.
"Pyo…"
"Yoshi…" They both sighed. However, Meta-Knight was having trouble pulling them out of the ground.
"Grrrr… they're stuck." Meta-Knight groaned.
"Here, I'll help." Pit said while flying down from the roof. Both Pit and Meta-Knight began pulling the two out of the ground until they finally pulled them out. "Phew… they're out."
"Now then…" Meta-Knight said, but before he could do anything.
"Look ooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!!!" Ness shouted.
"Huh?" The four of them turned to the side to see Ness and Y. Link running straight toward them with Pokey hot on their heels. It's also at that time that Samus and Luigi drove up.
"Hey guys. Sorry we're a few hours late but… huh?" Samus said.
"MAMA-MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
CRASH
Pokey's golf cart crashed in to the group of four and in to Samus' motorcycle along with Ness and Y. Link.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Everyone screamed.
Meanwhile…
"meep… cat… the… ra… in… cough" Mewtwo was struggling desperately with saying his new line for the day.
"I'm going to take a snooz, ta-ta, best of luck hm?" The Swedish instructor said with an extremely tired voice.
"Oy… this guy isn't very helpful at all…" Mewtwo thought to himself. "Hm… why am I picking up brain patterns of distress." Mewtwo asked himself.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" That's when Bowser crashed through the roof and landed on Mewtwo. "Oooohhhh… man I'm sore…"
"BOWSEEEEEERRR!!!" Mewtwo yelled with his vocal cords.
"Is that your real voice? Ha ha ha ha!"
"Take this!" Mewtwo said with his voice. He used his psychic powers to lift Bowser and hurl him outside.
"Well, that could have been worse." Bowser said.
BAM
That's when the golf cart from earlier that all of our smashers crashed in to came by and started carrying Bowser along with it. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" He shouted.
"RUNAWAY GOLF CAAAAART! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Everyone on board of it shouted.
"Oh well." Mewtwo said with his mind. Then he resumed trying to say the verse his instructor gave him.
Meanwhile…
DK was in the walkway of the front gardens doing push-ups and the like to buff up.
"NO! HOW DID YOU WIN AGAIN?" Wario's voice shouted from the rec room.
"What can I say? I rule at pool!" Link's voice shouted.
"CURSE YOU LINK!" Ganondorf's voice shouted. Then there are loud sounds of pounding coming from the rec room.
"Mama-mia! Keep it-a down!" Mario's voice yelled.
"Eh…" DK shrugged.
"Hey DK, how's it going?" Nana asked while playing badminton with Popo.
"Ok." DK answered.
"Yeah, things could be a whole lot worse." Popo said.
"LOOOOOOOOOOOK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!" Came the collective screams of our golf-cart victims.
"Huh?" DK looked up to see the golf cart coming straight toward him. Peach and Zelda came around to the front to see what the commotion was.
"Oh no! Look out DK!" Peach shouted.
"Move DK! Don't just stand there!" Zelda shouted.
"Move!" The Ice Climbers shouted.
"Hm!" DK took a stance, put his hands up, and when the cart got close.
CRASH
DK thrust his hands forward and the cart stopped cold. Oh yeah, and his hands were shoved in to Bowser's chest.
"Aaaaaahhhh…" Bowser gasped in pain.
"Okay." DK grinned.
"Oh! I need to put dinner on." Peach said walking toward the mansion.
"I think I'll help." Zelda said following.
"Why does every day have to be torture for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?!" Bowser yelled to the sky.
"Grrrr…" Samus groaned.
"Samus?" Luigi asked.
"My… hair… is… RUINED!!!" Samus shouted making a comical angry face that frightened all the nearby smashers and Pokey.
"RUN!!!" Popo shouted. Everyone then bolted toward the mansion.
"SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!!" Samus yelled while pulling out her laser whip. The whip then formed a lasso as she chased after the group of smashers, including Pokey.
"RUN EVERYBODY!" Meta-Knight shouted.
"PYOOOOOOOOOO!"
"YOOOOOSHIIIIIIIII!"
"MAMA-MIIIIAAAA!"
"PALUTENA SAVE US!"
"DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!" Samus threw the lasso forward, and caught her first victim.
"WHY MEEEEEEEEE!" Bowser shouted. The second he was pulled out of sight of the others, a mushroom shaped explosion rose up from where Bowser landed.
"WE'RE-A GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Luigi Shouted.
"I'M TOO RICH TO DIE!!!" Pokey shouted. The laser lasso then wrapped around Pokey and Ness and pulled them back towards Samus.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Ness shouted.
KAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
"PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" The laser lasso then wrapped around Kirby and Yoshi. Thus they were yanked back toward Samus.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"We-a made it!" Luigi shouted as he opened the door in to the mansion, let everyone else that was alive inside, and slammed the door. Samus stopped short at the door, steam blowing out of her nose.
"I'm still so AAAAAAAAAANGRYYYYYYYY!!!" She shouted. She turned around and surveyed the rest of the gardens when Roy and C. Falcon came in through the gates.
"Whoa! What happened to you guys?" Roy asked the five people Samus caught, all of whom had smoke coming from their bodies.
"Hey Samus! What's up!" C. Falcon called to her happily.
"Grrrrrrrr…"
"Samus?" C. Falcon and Roy asked.
Meanwhile…
"I-a wonder what-a all that-a ruckus outside-a is." Mario said.
"Bowser's probably involved in it." Link said.
"After all, it sounds painful." Wario added.
"Something tells me that…" Ganondorf started to say when…
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
The four of them blinked, looked at each other, and then said. "Don't want to know." They all said simultaneously.
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Ron Host and I are sitting at the table, with candy wrappers, empty and half-empty bowls of cake and ice cream, and empty soda bottles lying all over the place. Ron is jumping up and down in his seat really fast while I'm sitting in a slump with my head hung low. "Uh…" I say.
"Heynintendogeek01!!!Mabyelaterwecouldgoskydivingormaybewecouldgobullfightingormountaingclimbingormaybewecouldgowhitewaterrafting!!!Actuallybungeejumpingsoundsfun!!!WhatdoyousayNintendogeek!!!Huhhuhhuh?" Ron Host said really really fast.
I raise my head weakly, stare at him with my eyes halfway closed and say "Uh…" My head then falls back down.
"Ohwell!Heyguysbesuretoleaveareviewtellingtheauthorwhatyouthinkaboutthischapter!!!Yeahhe'dloveitloveitloveitandsowouldI!!!Ohandtheauthorwon'tbeincludinganightchapterbecausehe'shavingenoughtroubleswiththeselastfewchaptersasitisandhe'sgettingannoyedbymysugarrushmakingmegoonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandonandon…" And Ron Host continues to go on and on really really fast.