A Week in the Life of the Smashers
Ron Host walks in the same room as before. "Hey Nintendogeek01! How are you… huh?" Ron sees me banging my head against the table. "What's wrong with you?"
"Augh! I can't work out an idea for this chapter!" I shout finally stopping with banging my head.
"Huh? But how will you ever finish this story then?"
"Grrrrrr… GRAH!!!" I grab Ron and throw him through the brick wall. "Oh! Inspiration just hit me! Thanks Ron!" I shout running off to write this chapter.
"No… problem…" Ron says weakly giving me a thumbs up. "Disclaimer: Nothing is owned by the author in this story except for the story itself, and… me… ouch… my back…"
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Day 6
Falco and Fox are still fighting on the third floor hallway that they blew up. And since they completely destroyed that entire side of the third floor, several smashers had to stay in several rooms. Nana and Popo stayed with Ness, Pit stayed with Meta-Knight, Mewtwo stayed with Ganondorf, and Bowser stayed in the mansion infirmary on the top floor. Speaking of which.
Bowser was lying in a sick bed with various wires attached to him, and one was even measuring his heart rate. Dr. Mario looked over his chart, Pichu and Pikachu were also with him. "Hmmm… he has-a suffered violent-a beatings, explosions, and-a crashes. Not to-a mention several-a head injuries." Dr. Mario said going over the chart.
"Pichu."
"Pikachu."
"Yep, the-a author must have-a missed-a beating him over the course of our-a really long adventure." Dr. Mario agreed. Suddenly the heart rate machine gave a continuous
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppp
"MAMA-MIA! PIKACHU!"
"Pika!" Pikachu zapped Bowser and got his heart rate going, although leaving him a little burnt.
"Phew…" Dr. Mario wiped the sweat off of his brow. Then he noticed a fly buzzing around. "Hey-a Pichu, could you-a get that?"
"Pichu." Pichu started jumping around trying to get the fly.
Meanwhile…
Bowser Jr. had somehow made it to the stairs leading up to the fourth floor from the third floor. "Boy, won't papa be surprised." He said.
Back to the infirmary…
Finally Pichu zapped the fly and it landed on Bowser's chest. Dr. Mario took a close look at the fly as Bowser Jr. walked in. "Hmmm… yep, that-a killed him." Dr. Mario said.
"WHAT!!! YOU KILLED PAPA!!!" Bowser Jr. shouted.
"Huh?"
"Pika?"
"Pichu?"
"I knew that you guys didn't get along but I never thought you'd kill him!" Bowser Jr. whined.
"No wait a minute-a…" Dr. Mario tried to explain.
"I'm going to get you for this!" Bowser Jr. shouted running after Dr. Mario.
"Mama-miiiiiaaaaa!" Dr. Mario shouted, running away since he didn't want to fight a kid in a misunderstood situation.
"Pikachu?"
"Pichu." He said shaking his head before sitting down and watching the spectacle.
Meanwhile…
C. Falcon walked in the garage. "Well, I heard that Samus undid the padlock on my car, and now I'm going for a joy ride! Huh?" C. Falcon saw two large piles of snow and ice in the garage. "Hey! My car is under one of those! What happened!?" He shouted.
"Hey C. Falcon!" Nana and Popo shouted popping out of the piles of snow.
"What the heck are you guys doing?"
"We were playing freeze tag!" Popo said.
"Literally!"
"Get out of the garage!" C. Falcon shouted.
"Sorry…" They said walking out.
"Great… well, I better start digging." C. Falcon said as he pulled out a snow shovel and started shoveling away the snow.
Meanwhile…
Marth was on the roof of the mansion looking through binoculars and holding a cell phone. "Come on… where are you?" Marth asked to nobody in particular. "Ah-hah! There you are!" Marth finally spotted Solid Snake on a gray Suzuki style motorcycle. Marth then speed-dials a number and waits for the caller to pick up.
"This is Bon Chan! How can I help you?" Came Bon Chan's voice over the phone.
"Hey it's me Marth… Snake is riding on his motorcycle today, he is currently heading for 8th avenue right now."
"Really! Well I'll just have to go see him. Thanks for letting me know." Bon Chan immediately hung up the phone.
"Ha ha… now I shall complete my revenge." Marth said.
Meanwhile…
"These lessons are getting more and more ridiculous." Mewtwo said.
"Vhat did you say?" The Swedish Instructor asked.
"Uh…" Mewtwo then opened his mouth to speak. "Cat…"
"And you shtill need to shay yesterdays' line."
"Awwww…" Mewtwo moaned in his high-pitched squeaky voice.
"By ze way… vhat happened to ze roof?"
"meep…" Mewtwo tried to explain the Bowser incident, but to no avail.
"Oh vell." The Swedish instructor then walked off.
Meanwhile…
"Do you see anything Pit?" Meta-Knight asked in to a walkie-talkie.
"No I haven't really." Pit said in the walkie-talkie.
"Well after yesterday, I don't think they will try anything." Meta-Knight said.
"Do you really think they'd just give up on such a high-class restaurant?" Pit asked.
"I can hope. Maybe they'll finally learn to diet."
Meanwhile…
Link and Zelda are at the library quietly reading when someone is reading a humor story and laughing really loudly. "Ugh… that guy is getting on my nerves." Zelda moaned quietly.
"I'll go do something about it." Link assured her quietly. He walked over to the second reading table behind them and looked the guy in to the eyes. "Excuse me, but you're being really loud and some of us can't concentrate." Link whispered.
"Hey. I'm trying to read a book." The guy said pretty much completely ignoring Link and going back to reading. "WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! OH THE POOR SAP!" He said laughing at some moment in the book.
"Hey, I'm trying to tell you that you're being too loud." Link hissed.
"WOAH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! OH MAN THAT WOULD STINK! WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
"Alright you! I've had about enough of this!" Link said getting louder.
"I've got a bad feeling about this." Zelda said.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
"THAT'S IT!" Link shouted really loudly, he tackled the guy and began strangling him.
"Gack! Help me!" The man said.
That's when the frail old librarian lady noticed this. "Oh my! Security! Get that punk and throw him out!" The old lady shouted as best as she could. That's when DK arrived wearing a tux.
"DK?" Zelda asked.
"Oo oo oo." DK said.
"You needed a job? But are you really going to throw Link out?" She asked. DK answered by picking Link up by the tunic's collar.
"Ack! Put me down! That guy was being really loud earlier I swear!" Link shouted desperately.
"Bye." DK then literally threw Link through the automatic doors.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
CRASH
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Oy…" Zelda sighed.
"Aw man… I was just enjoying my book…" The guy moaned.
"Well, I guess I better put this back." The librarian lady said as she picked up the loud guy's copy of A Week in the Life of the Smashers and put it back on the shelf.
Meanwhile…
Roy was working out at the gym lifting about 200 lbs of weights while Luigi was running the treadmills. "How's it going Luigi?" Roy asked.
"It's-a going pretty good-a actually." Luigi answered back. That's when a man with really long legs that made him freakishly tall and thin wearing black overalls, and a purple long sleeve shirt and hat. The hat and the backs of his white gloves had yellow upside down L's, and he had a large and thin red nose and a mustache that stuck out and then diagonally. "Oh-no…"
"It's me! Waluigi!" Waluigi shouted in the gym.
"Hey isn't he Wario's brother? Roy asked.
"Yes… he-a really is-a…" Luigi moaned.
"Hey! It's that skinny wimp Luigi!" Waluigi shouted as he walked over toward Luigi on the treadmill.
"What-a do you want-a?" Luigi asked with growing nervousness in his voice.
"I was coming to see how Wario was doing… but I just thought of something much better!" Waluigi shouted. He pulled out some duct tape and wrapped the whole lot of it around Luigi's hands while they were holding on to the treadmill's bars.
"Wait a minute-a… you're not-a going to…" Luigi said as he started to panic.
"Oh yes I am." Waluigi then turned the speed dial of the treadmill to max and thus forced Luigi to run like a madman on the treadmill. "Wah ha ha ha! Have fun!" Waluigi jeered as he left the gym.
"HELP!!!" Luigi cried as he ran desperately along with the treadmill.
"Hang on Luigi! Nothing will stop me!" Roy said when.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! It's Roy! Get him!" A girl shouted.
"Oh snap." Roy said. That's when an entire stampede of women came chasing after him. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Roy shouted as he ran out of the gym with a mob of fangirls chasing after him.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!" Luigi shouted.
"Agents are… GOOOOOOOOOO!" Came an unknown voice.
"Huh?" Luigi looked in front of him as three guys wearing tuxedos, sunglasses and holding microphones in their right hands appeared in front of him. The one that had blonde hair sticking up Ace Ventura style flashed a badge that said E.B.A.
"Are you ready?" The three guys asked. "3 2 1 Go!" Then they started dancing as "Highway Star" started playing.
"Why are-a you dancing? Just-a untape-a my hands!" Luigi shouted.
Meanwhile…
"I'm finally done shoveling off the snow!" C. Falcon shouted triumphantly. He closed his eyes happily and then got his keys out. He pressed the unlock button and a beep sound came from the other gigantic pile of snow and ice. "Huh?" C. Falcon then looked at the car he just shoveled off. "THAT'S WARIO'S CAR!!!" C. Falcon shouted.
"Well time to go for a ride." Wario said just walking in to the garage and hopping in to his car. Wario opened the garage door, started his car and drove off.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" C. Falcon shouted to the sky.
Meanwhile…
Ganondorf was walking out of the hardware store carrying lots and lots of wood over his head. "Sheesh, I better get that third floor fixed before Fox and Falco destroy it." Ganondorf said. Unfortunately for him, the second he walked out the door he heard a
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Huh? HEY THAT'S MY NEW VAN!!!" Ganondorf shouted. He dropped all the wood he was carrying and ran over to his van to find Link unconscious beneath a gigantic on the side of the van. In case you're wondering, the library is right next to the hardware store. "YOU!!!"
"Huh? Ganondorf? What are you doing here?" Link asked groggily.
"So you couldn't get enough just by blowing up my last vehicle and now you go and ruin my new one? You're out of control!" Ganondorf shouted.
"Huh? Why are you looking at me like that?" Link asked.
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Ganondorf then leaped in to the air above Link. "WIZARD'S FOOT!"
"HOLY SNOT!!!" Link rolled out of the way just in time to avoid being crushed by Ganondorf's wizard's foot move.
"I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET FOREST BOY!!!" Ganondorf shouted as he began to chase Link around the parking lot throwing dark energy orbs at him.
"Hi older me! Hi Ganondorf! Do you guys want to go to the arcade with me?" Y. Link asked them as they passed by him.
"I'm a little busy right now!" Link shouted back.
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Ganondorf shouted.
"Oh… okay see you later." Y. Link said.
"Wait don't just leave me!" Link shouted. "What did I dooooooooo?" Link asked.
Meanwhile…
Ness, the Ice climbers, and Jigglypuff were playing catch in the park. "You know, for a week off things have been kind of weird." Ness said as he threw the ball to Popo.
"You've got that right. It's been really rough for some people." Nana said as Popo threw her the ball.
"Jigglypuff." She said as she caught the ball from Nana that she then threw it to Ness.
"Yeah you're right about Snake having it the worst." Popo agreed.
"Maybe Bowser deserves some sympathy as well?" Ness suggested as he threw the ball. Popo caught the ball, everyone paused and thought for a moment.
"Naaaaaaaaaahhhh…" They all said before continuing their game of catch.
Meanwhile…
Solid Snake was indeed riding on his motorcycle as Marth said several moments ago. "If Mr. 2 is coming by the mansion today, then I just won't be at the mansion. Ha ha ha ha." Snake chuckled to himself.
"SNAKEY-BOOOOOOOYYYYYY!"
"Oh no… that voice… it can't be…" Snake turned around and saw Mr. 2 following him on a pink chopper style motorcycle with swan wings on the seat and a swan head as the head decoration. "AH! I've got to get away!" Snake revved up the motorcycle to get it to go even faster.
"Oh! So you want to play hard to get as always huh? Well you'll never be able to out run me Snakey boy." Mr. 2 revved up his motorcycle and began driving after him full speed ahead.
"I can't let him catch me!" Snake saw a road under reconstruction ahead and plowed through the DO NOT ENTER sign.
"Waaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooo!" Mr. 2 followed Solid Snake as he went through the same area.
Meanwhile…
Peach and Samus were at the arcade with Y. Link since his last two invites wouldn't come with him. "So there is a large laser tag event going on right now?" Samus asked.
"Yeah! I need somebody to help me out and win the prize!" Y. Link said excitedly.
"Which is?" Peach asked.
"A coupon for free arcade tokens for an entire week!" Y. Link said.
"And how many people can play?" Peach continued to ask.
"Three people to a team. Pleeeeeeeease help me out?" Y. Link begged.
"I don't know." Samus said. Y. Link then made Bambi eyes. "Doh! Fine…" Samus said.
"Oh all right…" Peach sighed. "Just give me a minute." Peach walked in to the ladies' restroom and came back out in the outfit she wears in semi-tight pink shorts and shirt and pink sneakers. "Okay then." Peach smiled.
"Oh you losers are playing as well?" Bowser Jr. said.
"Hey! What are you doing here?" Y. Link asked.
"Well it turns out that Mario didn't kill papa and I just came here for the free games. I got these losers to help me as well." Bowser Jr. explained.
"Hey! Who are you calling losers?" Wario demanded.
"Would a loser make Luigi run on a treadmill indefinitely?" Waluigi asked.
"Speaking of which, I wonder how that's going for him." Wario said.
Meanwhile…
The Elite Beat Agents just finished dancing to "Born to Love you" and Luigi was still running like a madman on the treadmill.
"Agent J! He's still trapped!" The agent with the large red Afro said.
"What do we do now?" The black agent with a smaller Afro and a bowler hat asked.
"Quick agents! Do the YMCA!" The blonde one that was apparently agent J said.
"Are you ready? 3 2 1 GO!" And the agents proceeded to dance to the YMCA
"Just-a untape-a my hands! My-a thighs feel-a like they're-a burning…" Luigi whined.
Meanwhile…
"How bad is it doc?" Bowser asked. He is still in the mansion infirmary with Dr. Mario.
"Awful… it's-a terrible, too-a frightening to-a say, terrifying-a really." Dr. Mario said.
"Huh? I am?"
"Huh? Oh I-a thought you were-a asking about-a the bump on-a my head that-a Bowser Jr. gave-a me." Dr. Mario said. That's when Bowser fell out of his bed anime style.
"I was asking about me!" Bowser yelled.
"You're-a okey-dokey. You're-a clear to-a go." Dr. Mario told him.
"FINALLY!!!" Bowser hopped out of bed and began skipping toward the door.
"Now I-a need to-a change in-a to my normal clothes-a." Dr. Mario said as he walked toward the closet.
"I'm free! Yes!" Bowser cheered.
KABOOM
The floor under Bowser suddenly exploded and sent him up through the roof of the mansion in flames. "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Curse you Fox! How dare you use more grenades!" Falco shouted from below.
"You're the one using rocket launchers!" Fox shouted back.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Bowser screamed as he flew through the air.
"Huh? Bowser?" Marth was naturally surprised that Bowser suddenly came up through the roof. "Oh well, back to watching Snake ride for his life." Marth chuckled.
Meanwhile…
"Okay! I finally shoveled off all the snow and now I am going to drive!" C. Falcon triumphantly declared. He hopped in the Blue Falcon and drove off.
Meanwhile…
Meta-Knight stood there in front of the restaurant doors all day and still nothing was happening. "It's just been too quiet wouldn't you think Pit?" Meta-Knight asked him.
"Yeah it has been." Pit said.
"I mean… Kirby and Yoshi haven't tried anything all day. It's just so weird." Meta-Knight continued.
"Yeah it has been." Pit said.
"I'm bored." Meta-Knight said.
"Yeah it has been." Pit said.
"Huh?"
"Yeah it has been."
"Wait a minute…"
"Yeah it has been."
"Hmmmm…" Meta-Knight flew up to the top of the roof to find Pit's walkie-talkie on the ground with a tape recorder next to it that was continually saying. "Yeah it has been." "Where's Pit then?" Meta-Knight wondered.
"Mmph mmph mmmmmmm!"
"Huh?" Meta-Knight looked around the corner to see Pit completely tied up. His mouth was taped shut, his wrists and legs were tied together and his wings were tied together as well. "GOOD GREIF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?" Meta-Knight shouted. He ran over and pulled the tape off of Pit's mouth.
"Ow! That tape hurts." Pit said. "Kirby and Yoshi climbed in through the vent!" Pit shouted.
"How long have you been tied up?" Meta-Knight asked.
"Uh… two or three hours maybe?" Pit suggested sheepishly.
"WHAT!!!"
Meanwhile…
"Those two goons are going to drive us out of business!" One of the chefs cried.
"But we have to keep serving them!" One of the chefs said. Every chef in the kitchen was cooking up a storm and giving plate after plate of food to the waiters who were running in and out of the kitchen trying to feed Yoshi and Kirby, who were pigging out at a table in the center of the restaurant.
"Yoshi!"
"Pyo!" The two of them swallowed their umpteenth plate of food when Meta-Knight and Pit came bursting in.
"There you are!" Meta-Knight shouted.
"Pyo!"
"Yoshi!" The two quickly wrapped up their food in a large sack and ran out of the restaurant.
"Stop!" Pit shouted as he turned around to chase after them.
"Wait! Here's the bill." The waiter gave the bill to Meta-Knight before he could run off. Meta-Knight looked at the bill for a second.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!"
Meanwhile…
Link was tired of running and was now hiding behind a car and occasionally ducking out from behind it to fire bomb arrows at Ganondorf. "Take this!" Link fired and missed only to hit a corvette way behind Ganondorf.
"You moron! This is how you aim!" Ganondorf threw a dark ball of energy at Link and it missed terribly and caused a Chevrolet to explode. The two continued to volley their respective projectiles at each other while Zelda and DK came out of the library.
"AH! Why does something like this have to happen every day?" Zelda asked. "DK, you go get Ganondorf." She groaned as she used Farore's wind to get over to Link's position.
"Ok." DK then ran over toward Ganondorf.
"What do you want DK?" Ganondorf asked. DK put his hands behind his back. "You want to play what's behind your back? Uh… a fist?"
"Uh-huh!" DK nodded and then socked Ganondorf in the face and knocked him out cold. Zelda then appeared dragging Link by his foot.
"Come on, let's get these guys home." Zelda sighed.
"Ok." DK then picked up Ganondorf and slung him over his shoulders and started to walk home.
Meanwhile…
"The… r-ra-rain… in… Spaaaaaiiinnnn… st-st-st-sta-stays… mai-mainly… in… the… plaaaaaaiiiinnn…" Mewtwo said in his squeaky boy voice. "I did it!" Mewtwo cheered telepathically.
"Vhat vas zat?"
"Uh…" Mewtwo opened his mouth. "meep…"
"Vell done, now for ze next lesson." The Swedish instructor said. But before he could do that.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Bowser crashed in through the roof and made yet another hole. "Oh man…"
"Huh?" The Swedish instructor was confused.
"Bowser! Quit crashing in to my lessons!" Mewtwo shouted telepathically if such a thing is possible.
"But… but…" Bowser started to say.
"Vait a minute!" The Swedish instructor turned to Mewtwo. "I asked you about zis mess and you did not tell me?" The Swedish instructor said.
"But you wouldn't listen to me telepathically…" Mewtwo tried to say.
"And vhat happened to not using your 'ead to shpeak! Zat's it! You are no longer my shtudent!" The Swedish instructor grabbed two suitcases and walked out to a taxi that was conveniently waiting outside. "Good day!" The Swedish instructor then drove off.
"WHAT! FINE! I DON'T NEED TO USE MY VOICE ANYWAYS!!!" Mewtwo shouted telepathically. "And I'm still mad you know…" Mewtwo said darkly to Bowser.
"Uh-oh." Bowser moaned.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Mewtwo used his psychic powers to grab Bowser and hurl him through the air. Mewtwo also threw a shadow ball at him and thus sent him flying further through the air.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Bowser screamed.
Meanwhile…
Samus, Peach, and Y. Link were wearing blue vests, headphones, and shin guards designed to respond to the laser guns for the laser tag game. Bowser Jr., Waluigi, and Wario were wearing red outfits. And there were various other teams at the even as well.
"Welcome teams!" Came the voice of Ron Host.
"Ron Host?" Almost everyone that was there asked. A holographic image of Ron Host with his left arm in a sling, his right leg in a cast and holding a crutch under his right arm appeared. His ear was outfitted with an earpiece and microphone.
"Yep! It's me!" Ron Host said.
"What happened to you?" Peach asked.
"Don't ask, well anyways, as you've noticed, this room is completely empty." Ron said. Indeed, the room was just a bunch of gray with green lines forming a grid on the floor walls and ceiling. "Well this room uses the same technology that the super smash bros. tournaments use to send the contestants to different arenas. So it will be like you are actually in the real place. If you get hit three times you are out of the game." Ron explained. "Any questions?" Ron asked.
"Yes how do you appear absolutely everywhere?" Wario asked.
"Okay then, the contest will take place in an old west style town and road, ready set go!" Ron Host said quickly as his image disappeared and the room changed in to an old dusty western town. Just one dusty road and several buildings on either side of it.
"But you didn't answer my question!" Wario shouted. That's when Samus fired and hit him once. "Hey!" Wario quickly ran for cover with the rest of his team.
"Quick! No one would hide in the saloon!" Y. Link shouted and he ran hastily for the saloon.
"Saloon? No wait Y. Link!" Samus tried to stop him, but he already went inside and then immediately ran outside with lasers trailing behind him. "I tried to warn you!" Samus said pulling him behind some barrels.
"What do we do now?" Peach asked as some lasers whizzed over her head.
"You guys keep an eye out for guys to the side and behind us while I fire over the barrels Samus said as she hit some generic player.
"Got it!" Y. Link said.
"And it looks like generic team 1 is out already!" Ron's voice blared. "That team was eliminated by team Bowser Jr. but can they beat the other teams?" Ron asked.
"YOU STILL DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!" Wario's voice shouted. "DOH!"
"You idiot! You keep getting hit when you shout that!" Waluigi shouted. "Now you've only got one life left!"
"Wah ha ha! Victory!" Bowser Jr. shouted as he hit two guys once each before ducking behind a watering trough.
"I got one!" Y. Link shouted.
"Hey isn't that Ness?" Peach asked looking around the barrels. Indeed, Ness and the two Ice Climbers were wearing yellow vests and ducking around the corners of some building.
"I got one!" Nana shouted.
"Whoa! Teams Ness, Bowser Jr., and Y. Link are clearing out other teams like a plague! And they just started firing at each other.
"You losers won't win!" Bowser Jr. shouted firing and hitting Popo twice.
"Oh no! I'm out!" Popo whined as he disappeared.
"NOOOOOOOOO! POPO!!! DIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!" Nana suddenly went berserk and started firing all over the place, hitting Peach three times and Wario once!
"Gah I'm out!" Wario shouted as he disappeared.
"I can't say I'm not surprised." Peach said as she disappeared.
"She's wide open!" Y. Link shouted as he leaped out from cover and hit Nana once while Waluigi and Bowser Jr. hit her once.
"Darn it." Nana sighed.
"Gah! Y. Link get back in cover!" Samus yelled. But Bowser Jr., Waluigi, and Ness quickly eliminated Y. Link, but not before he hit Bowser Jr. once.
"Go for it Samus!" Y. Link cheered as he disappeared.
"Yes! I rule!" Bowser Jr. jumped for joy.
"Get back in cover you idiot!" Waluigi shouted. As usual, too late Bowser Jr. was eliminated.
"Aw man…" Bowser Jr. whined.
"Whoa what a flurry of laser fire this has been, the remaining members of these three teams are now abandoning cover and just running around and firing! HOLY COW all of them got hit twice. Once more and it's over for them." Ron announced.
"Ha! I will win!" Samus shouted.
"No I will!" Ness shouted.
"Give up losers!" Waluigi shouted.
"Pika."
"Jiggly."
"Pichu." Suddenly Samus, Ness, and Waluigi got shot from behind by the three pokemon that just appeared.
"What!" Ness shouted.
"Huh?" Waluigi gasped.
"Where did you come from?" Samus asked as those three disappeared.
"Pikachu!"
"The winners are the three pokemon!" Ron Host announced.
"Jigglypuff!"
"Pichu!" The three of them cheered as the room returned to normal with every team that participated in the room.
"I can't believe this…" Samus growled.
"Sheesh, where did they come from?" Peach asked.
"Aw man… I was supposed to win…" Y. Link whined.
Meanwhile…
"I'm going to catch you Snaky Boy!" Mr. 2 shouted from behind. The two were weaving around potholes in the road and various other debris.
"He's right! He's gaining on me!" Snake said in a panicked fashion. "I've got one last trick. The turbo boost!" Snake pushed a button on his motorcycle that read EMERGENCIES ONLY "Emergency enough for me." Snake said. He pushed the button without hesitation and the motorcycle let out a powerful burst of flame that sent it speeding along the road. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! TOO MUCH POWER!" Snake shouted.
"I was prepared for something like that!" Mr. 2 said. He pushed a button that read FOR SNAKE CHASING ONLY The swam motorcycle then let out an equally powerful burst of flame. "WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
A short ways away, Bowser face-planted in to the pavement. "Well, I landed in a road so… something's going to hit me in about three seconds." Bowser said. And as he said, three seconds later Snake's bike rammed in to him and began pushing him along painfully. "Yep, thought so…" Bowser groaned painfully.
"Hey get off! He's going to catch up with the extra weight!" Snake shouted.
"Oh Snakey Booooooooooooy!" Mr. 2 chided. "I'm here!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Snake shouted as the motorcycle went flying over a cliff with Mr. 2's bike still following him. The motorcycles made a surprisingly straight landing in to the streets of Smash Town.
Meanwhile…
"Oh yeah! Nothing like a joy ride!" C. Falcon shouted going about 40 over the limit. But there were thankfully no cars on the road he was on.
It is around this time that Samus, Peach, Y. Link, Ness, Nana, Popo, Wario, Waluigi, Bowser Jr., Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff walked out of the arcade. The three pokemon were the only happy ones.
"I can't believe I lost to rats." Bowser Jr. whined.
"Pika!"
"Pichu!" The two yellow mouse pokemon then zapped Bowser Jr.
"It's your fault bro. If you haven't shouted your presence you wouldn't have gotten hit so many times!" Waluigi scolded.
"Hey! You let yourself get ambushed by that!" Wario shouted pointing at Jigglypuff.
"Puff!" She inflated angrily.
"I wanted to win…" Y. Link and Ness whined.
"Well, it could have been worse." Peach said.
"I wish you didn't say that." Samus said.
"Uh-oooohhh…" The Ice climbers said. And just as everyone feared, the two bikes and Bowser, along with C. Falcon both crashed in to each other right in front of the large group and caused a violent explosion.
KAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
The explosion was powerful enough to send everyone flying through the air. With the exception of Bowser Jr. and Waluigi, everyone went flying in the same direction.
"So long everyone!" Waluigi shouted while flying through the air.
"Bye bye!" Bowser Jr. shouted.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" The smashers and Mr. 2 crash-landed in the middle of nowhere just on the outskirts of smash town.
"Ow… major pain…" Bowser groaned. He stood up and looked at his fingers. "Huh? What are these?" Bowser asked, his fingers all had pins on them.
"Gah! Those are the safety pins in my grenades! RUN!" Snake shouted.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Solid Snake and Mr. 2 went running in one direction, the pokemon went running in another, Ness ran with Y. Link and the Ice Climbers, while Samus and Wario ran away with Peach and C. Falcon. Bowser was the only one still standing there.
"Hey! My feet are stuck!" Bowser shouted. "Oh man…" Bowser held up a picket sign that read "HELP" as he waved goodbye with his fingers.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"C. FALCOOOOOOOOONNNN!" Samus shouted angrily.
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!" C. Falcon began running for his life while Samus chased after him angrily.
"Ha! Loser!" Wario shouted.
"What a day…" Peach moaned.
"Pikachu!" He cried.
"Pichuuuuu!" He cried with tears flowing out of his eyes.
"Jigglyyyyyy…" Jigglypuff was crying along with them, because the arcade pass they won was incinerated.
"WHAT KIND OF WEEK OFF IS THIS!!!" Ness shouted to the sky.
"A very hectic and dangerous one." Y. Link answered.
"Got that right…" The Ice Climbers moaned.
"Snakey Boy, you really ought to stop carrying such dangerous stuff with you." Mr. 2 said.
"OH JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Solid Snake shouted.
"Well how rude, and Marth went through all the trouble to tell me where to find you today."
"Well just- wait… Marth?" Snake suddenly became interested.
"Oh yeah, Marth's been helping me out the whole week with stuff involved with finding and talking to you." Mr. 2 said.
"Oh do tell me more…" Snake said showing an interested look on his face. "Yes do tell me more… so that I have an excuse to kill him!" Snake thought.
Meanwhile…
"Mama-mia… things-a have-a been loud outside-a today…" Mario sighed. He was still on the fourth floor, deciding that it was best not to go through the third floor and through Fox and Falco's third floor war.
"Yep. Makes me glad I stayed here." Marth said.
"Mm-hm…" Mario said. "Yes-a… nothing has-a really happened-a here." Mario said.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
"What was that?" Marth asked. Suddenly the whole fourth floor started to tilt over a little bit.
"MAMA-MIA! WE'VE-A GOT TO-A GO!!!" Mario and Marth bolted out of the infirmary ran downstairs to see that the third floor was now entirely black and ashy. Not to mention that only the support beams were left and starting to collapse.
"WHOA!!!" The two smashers then bolted downstairs as the fourth floor crushed the third floor and basically replaced the third floor.
"Fox! Destroying the entire third floor is no way to take revenge on the Great Fox!" Falco shouted somewhere in the second floor.
"Me? You're the one who destroyed the third floor!" Fox shouted.
"Oh yeah! Well I'm going to take you down this time!" Falco shouted at him.
"I don't-a know about-a you Marth… but I'm-a sleeping outside tonight-a." Mario muttered.
"Same here." Marth said.
"Say… where's-a Luigi anyways?" Mario suddenly asked.
Meanwhile…
"It's a gas!" The Elite Beat Agents just finished dancing to "It's a Gas." While Luigi was still on the treadmill.
"Mama-mia…" Luigi whined.
"I'm here Luigi!" Roy shouted he ran over and untapped Luigi's hands and Luigi fell off the treadmill. "Oops, I guess I should have stopped the machine first." Roy said.
"Mission complete!" The agents said before they disappeared.
"Oh… my-a legs feel-a like-a jelly…" Luigi whined.
"Here let me help you up." Roy said.
"Hey, where's-a your headband and-a cape?" Luigi asked.
"I had to take them off so that the fangirls would seize them and give me time to escape. Now I'm going to need to borrow some money." Roy said.
"Why?"
"I need to get my headband and cape back off of Ebay before anyone else gets them." Roy explained as he walked out of the gym with Luigi leaning on his shoulders.
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"EXPLOSIONS! WAH HA HA HA HA!" I shout. Ron Host then hobbles in on the crutch.
"Man… these last few chapters seem to be getting increasingly violent." Ron noted.
"Oh well, anyways. Attention readers! The next chapter is the last chapter of the story! It will be short since it is really meant to lead in to the events of my next story." I announce.
"But please review…" Ron moaned. "I think I'm going to faint." Ron then passes out.
"Oh no! This is terrible! Who else will do the disclaimers?" I ask. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!" I shout.
"Agents are… GOOOOOO!"
The Elite Beat Agents then hop in to the scene as the music to "Sk8ter Boi" started playing. "Are you ready? 3 2 1 Go!"
"I'll help!" Then I start dancing with the Elite Beat Agents.