A Week in the Life of the Smashers
The room Ron Host and I are always in is empty, yes the table and chairs have been cleared out. I then rise up through a trap door in the floor and clear my throat before speaking. "Hello readers! I hope you all enjoyed A Week in the Life of the Smashers." I announce. "Well, Ron won't be in this room with me right now but I feel I need to clarify a few things. One, my apologies to those who have suggested a nighttime chapter. Though Ron did explain it, he was a little sugar-high at the time, but I just simply won't be doing a nighttime chapter. Second, this final chapter will be quite short in comparison to the previous chapters because it is not really meant to be the most hilarious chapter, but rather it is meant to lead in to my next story, but don't worry there will still be some comedy. Thirdly, Mewtwo will not be using his vocal cords until further notice." I say.
"Well said Nintendogeek01!" Ron Host comes in and shouts.
"Ron! What are you doing here? I told you to get ready for your part in this chapter you idiot!" I shout.
"Oops! That's right! Uh… Disclaimer: Nothing in this story is owned by the author except for the story itself and me." Ron then exits the room quickly.
"Don't think doing the disclaimer is going to make me forget about this!" I shout after him. I then stare at the readers, then pull out a cane and bowler hat and tap dance out of the room for the heck of it.
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Day 7
Several of the smashers camped outside that night, heck all of the smashers camped outside that night except for Fox and Falco, and due to the gardens being quite large and several smashers getting back late a night most of them that had grudges didn't even bother looking for their targets that night. They decided to let their targets have one last sleep. Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
"Ah… man what a night." Marth groaned as he got out of his blue sleeping bag and stretched. It was a rather sunny day, so Marth decided to go for a walk around the gardens. After walking for a while.
"THERE YOU ARE!" Snake's voice shouted.
"Huh?" Marth looked to the side to see a rocket flying at him. "WAH!" Marth leaped out of the way just in time to avoid getting blasted to smithereens. Snake then came out of the bushes.
"You've been setting me up all week! How dare you do that to me!" Snake shouted.
"Hey! You're the one who hustled me!" Marth shouted.
"You put me through a balcony scene… a redecorated room, a destroyed security system, and a very dangerous bike chase over fifty bucks?" Snake asked.
"Yeah basically." Marth said.
"THEN DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!" Snake shouted aiming the rocket launcher at him.
"Crud." Marth scrambled to his feet and began to run for his life. "UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Marth began running for his life.
"Hey keep it down would you!" Bowser yelled as he got out of his very large sleeping bag. One of Snake's rockets then misfired and hit Bowser in the face. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!" Bowser went flying until he crashed in to a meditating Mewtwo.
"Grrrrrr… you already blew my vocalization lessons, and now you're trying to interrupt my concentration!" Mewtwo yelled. "That's it! Eat Shadow balls!" Mewtwo got up and charged up shadow balls in his hands.
"Oh snap." Bowser uttered. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Bowser then began running for his life as Mewtwo chased him throwing shadow balls at Bowser and hitting him in the butt each time.
"Man… you guys are being loud this morning…" Ness moaned. He got out of his sleeping bag and stretched.
"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"
"Huh? WHOA!" Ness jumped backward just in time to avoid a bomb. "Who threw that?" Ness asked. He looked up to see Pokey Minch standing there with a bag full of bombs. "Pokey?"
"I spent all day yesterday formulating this revenge plan! And now you're going to pay!" Pokey shouted. "Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!" Pokey began lobbing bombs at Ness.
"Big deal." Ness attempted to redirect the bombs, but to no avail. "Huh? Whoa!" Ness then jumped back and began running.
"Ha! Don't even try it! I had these bombs specially made!" Pokey shouted as he chased after Ness.
"Pikachu." He commented.
"Pichu." He laughed, and then because his child-like mischief took over, he yanked Pikachu's tail.
"PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He yelped in pain.
"Pichu?" He asked sheepishly.
"PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He shouted angrily.
"PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Pichu then… you guessed it, started running for his life.
"Jigglypuff!" She shouted trying to calm everyone down. She then inhaled to start singing, when she rolled out of the way of a boomerang coming at her. "Jiggly?" She looked behind her to see Y. Link standing there with his eyes half open and his mouth drooling.
"Must… get… Jigglypuuuuuuff…" Y. Link moaned. He started after her with his sword drawn.
"Jiggly!" She then rolled up and started rolling away from him.
"What!" Zelda woke up with a start. "Oh no! Y. Link's sleepwalking! Link you have to do something! Link?" She looked to the green sleeping bag beside her to find it empty. "Where did he? Oh no…" Zelda looked up to see Link and Ganondorf glaring at each other.
"Today we settle this for good!" Link shouted.
"My pleasure!" Ganondorf growled at him. But before they could do anything a shadow loomed over them.
"Huh?" They both wondered. They looked to the side to see Zelda glaring angrily at them.
"I have had enough of this!" Zelda shouted.
"I get the feeling we should start running." Link said.
"Right, nothing more terrifying than an angry female." Ganondorf said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" They both then started running for their lives with Zelda chasing them firing Din's Fire at them.
"YOSHI! KIRBY! YOU OWE ME A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY WITH INTEREST!!!" Meta-Knight's voice rang through the entire gardens.
"PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" Both of those obviously being screams of them running for their lives.
"MARTH!" Snake shouted.
"GAH DON'T RUN OVER HERE MARTH!!!" Roy's voice shouted.
"Man… things are certainly chaotic this morning." C. Falcon chuckled.
"C. FALCON!!!" Samus shouted.
"Huh?" C. Falcon turned to the side to see Samus in her Varia suit. "Uh… Samus?"
"You… have caused me… a heck of a lot of grief this week…" Samus breathed out. "SO NOW YOU'LL GET WHAT'S COMING!!!" Samus shouted as she ran toward C. Falcon open firing with her missiles.
"YIPES!" C. Falcon turned around and bolted away from Samus as fast as he could go.
"Ah! Why is everyone fighting this morning?" Pit asked in a panicked voice.
"Mama-mia… good-a thing Peach already went-a to start-a breakfast." Luigi commented.
"Yeah…" DK agreed.
"MAMA-MIA!!! Peach wouldn't-a be-a happy to-a see this-a…" Mario commented.
"MARIOOOOOOOOOOO!" Wario's voice shouted.
"Hm?" Mario turned around just in time to see a bomb lobbed at him. "MAMA-MIA!!!" Mario and Luigi flipped out of the way to avoid getting blasted. "Wario? Why-a are you attacking-a me?" Mario asked.
"Well, everyone else is doing it this morning." Wario simply commented. "Wah ha ha ha ha ha!" Wario then chased after Mario throwing his bombs.
"MAMA-MIA! TO-A THE SAFTEY OF-A THE MANSION!!!" Luigi shouted pointing at the mansion.
"OOOOOOOOO!!!" DK picked up Luigi and Pit and ran as fast as he could on his legs to the mansion.
"What is going on Palutena?" Pit asked to nobody in the immediate vicinity.
"Run inside Nana!" Popo shouted running toward the mansion with Nana right behind him.
"Coming!" Nana shouted. The five smashers then successfully made it inside.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Bowser finally got hit by a very large shadow ball and went crashing through the door in to the dining room, crushing the five smashers that just ran inside under his massiveness.
"What is going on this morning?" Peach asked as she popped out of the kitchen. Fox and Falco then ran downstairs and took opposite sides of the dining room, while Luigi crawled near the door, the Ice climbers and Pit crawled near Peach and DK crawled near the stairs. It's at that time that all the smashers ran in to the dining room and took opposite sides of it.
"Eat Rockets Marth!" Snake fired a rocket.
"Air slice!" Marth sent a blade of compressed air toward the rocket.
"Bombs away!" Wario and Pokey shouted throwing bombs at their targets.
"I-a have to-a stop-a that bomb-a!" Mario said as he threw a fireball at Wario's bomb.
"PK Fire!" Ness launched a firebolt at Pokey's bomb.
"Sword Beam!"
"Pyo!"
"Yoshi!" Yoshi nodded and threw an egg at the sword beam.
"SHADOW BALL!!!" Mewtwo hurled a gigantic shadow ball toward the center of the dining room.
"DIN'S FIRE!!!" Zelda threw quite a large fireball toward Link and Ganondorf.
"We need to stand up to that fireball! Eat this!" Ganondorf threw a dark energy orb at it.
"Bomb's away!" Link fired a bomb arrow.
"Bomb… Jigglypuuuuuuff…" Y. Link also fired a bomb arrow at Jigglypuff.
"PIIIIKAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" Pikachu fired a lightning bolt across toward Pichu.
"PIIIIIIIICHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" Pichu retaliated with his own lightning bolt.
"SUPER MISSILE!" Samus launched a super missile across toward C. Falcon.
"I'll stop that missile! Falcon corkscrew kick!" C. Falcon did a spin kick that sent a flaming falcon toward the super missile.
"FAAAAAAAAALCOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Fox hurled a lot of grenades toward Falco.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXX!!!" Falco fired a rocket launcher at Fox.
"MAMA-MIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Luigi shouted.
"What's going on?" Bowser asked as he stood up as all of those before mentioned attacks were about to collide in the center where he was standing.
Meanwhile…
"Aaaaaahhhh… it's good to be back isn't it Crazy Hand?" Master Hand asked.
"Yep… it most certainly is." Crazy Hand said.
"And it looks like everything is peaceful and quiet this morning." Master Hand said when…
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A gigantic fiery explosion rose up over the distance and made the rather sunny and blue sky go dark for about five minutes until it died down leaving a thick cloud of smoke rising against the blue sky.
"Crazy?" Master Hand asked.
"Yeah?"
"That wasn't in the direction of the smash mansion was it?" Master Hand asked.
"Yep I think it was." Crazy Hand answered. After a few seconds of pausing and turning to look at each other. They both flew off toward the mansion as fast as they could.
Back to the mansion.
"I can't believe you guys blew up the entire mansion!" Peach shouted in despair.
"Well at least Pokey was sent flying in the explosion…" Ness said sheepishly, trying to add a tad bit of optimism. In case you're wondering, everyone was covered in ash to a certain extent with Bowser being the only one charred completely black.
"Oh man we're going to get it now…" Roy said.
"Why?" Nana asked.
"Because Master Hand and Crazy Hand are back…" Mewtwo said with a bit of a groan.
"You mean now?" Fox asked.
"Yes he means now." Master Hand said just arriving on the scene.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Oooooohhhh…" After screaming, Luigi passes out from nervousness.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE MANSION! WHYYYYYYYYY?"
"Uh… IT WAS MARIO'S FAULT!!!" Wario shouted pointing at Mario.
"Hey." Mario said indignantly.
"Smashers I can't believe we left you alone for a few days and we come back to find the mansion completely destroyed!" Master Hand shouted in disbelief.
"Well uh…" Marth tried to think of something to say.
"Alright… whatever issues everyone has needs to get them settled right now while I have a discussion with someone. And I mean NOW!!!" Master Hand shouted with the ground shaking on the strike of now.
A few minutes later…
"Sorry I destroyed the Great Fox… it really was an accident." Falco said to Fox.
"And I'm sorry I overreacted." Fox said.
"Aw put her there pal!" Falco said as they both shook hands and patted each other on the shoulder.
"We're sorry Zelda…" Link said.
"I'm sorry that Link was being such an idiot." Ganondorf said.
"Excuse me?" Zelda asked Ganondorf.
"Uh… I'm sorry…" Ganondorf said sheepishly.
"I thought so." Zelda said indignantly. "And Link, I guess I was overreacting a bit with you, so I'm sorry as well." Zelda said as she gave a light kiss on Link's cheek.
"Hey…" Ganondorf whined. "Hmph… whatever." Ganondorf grumbled and walked off.
"So I was sleepwalking?" Y. Link asked Jigglypuff.
"Jiggly…" She answered resentfully.
"Sorry…" Y. Link said. Basically apologies were going all around. Finally Master Hand returned.
"Okay Smashers… after talking with the author of the story…" Master Hand began.
"You talked to the author?" Snake asked.
"Yes now let me finish. We both agreed…" Master Hand said letting it hang.
"Agreed to-a what?" Luigi asked nervously.
"Oo?"
"YOU'RE ALL GOING ON TO A SURVIVOR GAME SHOW!!!" Master Hand shouted.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Came the collective screams of the smashers.
"Yes every last one of you will be on survivor, and here's Ron Host to explain the details." Master Hand said. No sooner did he say that did Ron Host appeared in a puff of smoke in his usual outfit, only this time his tie had a Hawaiian beach scenery on it.
"Hello smashers!" Ron Host shouted.
"You again!" Wario shouted.
"Great… we get to be annoyed to death." Ness moaned.
"Now then, most of you have already been on survivor once before, but things are going to be a tad different this time around." Ron Host explained.
"How so?" Samus asked.
"Okay first of all, for each tribal council that you make it through, you will make $5,000!!!" Ron Host said. Everyone brightened up at this. "That will go toward repairing the mansion." Ron Host finished.
"Awwwww…" Everyone groaned.
"Second of all, the longer you stay, the less manual labor you will have to do in regards to fixing the mansion." Ron Host said.
"Huh? You mean we'll be rebuilding the mansion ourselves?" Ganondorf asked.
"Of course you will you dunderhead." Crazy Hand said.
"And thirdly, you guys won't be voting each other off anymore." Ron Host said.
"Huh?" Everyone began to murmur about this.
"But I thought that's what survivor was all about?" Pit asked.
"Oh well you see, Nintendogeek01's friends at the gamefaqs message boards will be deciding your fate, and I assure you, a number of them are far more twisted than Nintendogeek01 is. Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Ron Host laughed evilly.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Pretty much every smashers except for Snake screamed at this.
"So… when will this start?" Snake asked Ron unenthused.
"Sheesh, no fun trying to scare you if you don't react at all." Ron Host said. "It will start… NEXT STORY!!!" Ron Host shouted.
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"Well there you have it dear readers." I say to the readers. "Before closing, I would like to give thanks to Biggoron, Shockburst, Calderious, Game2002, Mindlessheart, and several others I can't think of off the top of my head for consistently reviewing this story." I pause for a moment and then start again. "I know this particular chapter is lame, but hey, like I said I'm just setting up for future torture with the smashers. Now if the gamefaq's message boarders that I know would please be so kind and give me a hand with my next story, I'll get it up as soon as possible. Thanks in advance! Leave me your final thoughts on the story guys!" Everything then fades out.