What have we really learned from playing Mario games for many years? In each chapter, I will discuss the many things that we've learned from Mario games, so let's look at some now…
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Super Mario 64
If you fall in lava, you will shoot 20 feet up and emerge unharmed. (Mostly…)
Fat plumbers can perform aerodynamic jumps.
Plumbers will do anything for cake.
When you lose your hat, you will get hurt more.
Giant dinosaurs like to swim around in circles.
Yoshi likes to stand on top of castles.
You can jump off of walls.
Coins can HEAL you.
You can jump through walls and emerge in magical places.
You can come back to life even if you fall into lava or drown.
Shells are actually transportation units of destruction.
Never-ending stairs are NOT never-ending.
You can breathe through your feet. (Try!)
Princesses like to make cake and give them to plumbers.
Falling from 100 feet in the air MIGHT kill you.
Penguins like to race and lose their kids.
Hats can fly.
Water can kill you.
Giant snowmen like to blow a lot.
Pink bob-ombs like to stand in places that are hard to reach.
Princesses like to put giant slides in their castle.
Monkeys like hats.
Bunnies are fast and have stars for some reason.
You must talk to toads in order for them to give you their power star.
Toads only say one thing, and if you repeatedly talk to them, they will say the same thing over and over again.
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