Look! It's Chapter 2! It's a miracle!
Thanks to all the people who reviewed to the first chapter! You guys are great!
For this chapter, I've decided to dissect/resurrect an old favorite: Super Mario Sunshine.
BUT! This is a special chapter. This is a secret QUESTIONS chapter, which means these are QUESTIONS that we wonder about when we play the game. So, here we go!
P.S. If you have a hard time figuring out how these are funny, say so in a review.
How can Yoshis spit juice?
Do Bullet Bills live a secret life as kamikazes?
Why does slime hurt you?
How come Petey Piranha can fly?
Why do giant bloopers have corks in their mouths?
Why don't lily pads break when we step on them?
What ARE Cataquacks, and why do only red ones hurt you?
How does Delfino Plaza flood at the end of the game?
Why do sunglasses and a t-shirt have such little significance?
How do Piantas catch on fire in the first place?
How do Cheep-cheeps turn into platforms with juice?
Why do Yoshi eggs care about what fruit you throw at them?
How does killing a sludgy piranha plant miraculously clean up the whole area?
How does the hover option on FLUDD make any sense at all?
Why doesn't anyone notice that there's a freaking pipe on top of the giant tower in the middle of town?
In the beginning of the game, why doesn't the game TELL you that you can run and spray at the same time?
How does the sewer system reach out to distant islands and high ledges?
Why are there giant watermelons and giant watermelon contests?
Why is the guy in the blue coin shop hoarding all of the shine sprites that he has when they're needed to save the world?
Okay, now I have writer's block. Please review! Plus, I'm sorry for making it short!