Pretty Guardian Sailor Titan ~Awakening~
Confusion and Discord! Not always a bad thing?
- I can't believe! My pretty little Wormanoid was defeated! This Sailor Whatshername will gonna pay for destroying my energy gatherer pet! - A little girl, with golden eyes and dirty blonde hair, dressed in a style similar to a rough copy of a lolita fashion whispered, while in a Russian pub. - A dry martini, please! Shaken, not stirred!
- Hey, girl, aren't you too young to drink around here? - Said the barman, scratching his head on how such a little girl managed to even know James Bond references.
- Young? I can be older than you look, moron! - And then, the girl left, seriously tipped off at being called too young.
- Miss Pyrite, are you sure you won't need help with them? - Said some drunk-looking red-haired woman, with a bluish body that looked like a booze bottle.
- Yes, Vodkarma! - Said Pyrite. - Gather the energy of everybody here, so we can fetch our Queen's plans, and then, I'll finally be the Fifth General! NYAHAHAHAHA!
- Yes, lady. - Vodkarma cursed the pub with energy, as well as some drink stores.
After hours on a plane, plus a boring taxi travel, Akira felt tired. Really, really tired. Her eyes were slowly closing, and her body couldn't support herself. Her mother, on the opposite side, was as energetic as a little kid that goes to the playground.
- I never liked planes really much, they really take a lot of energy, and I think plane food is just awful. What kind of yellow thing was that? I'm sure it wasn't butter!
- Ah, Akirachan, stop complaing, this is the beautiful Russia! - Said Akira's mom, while preparing the camera. - These Kremlums just LOVE the flashes!
- KREMLINS, mom. - They looked like they reversed the roles.
- Hey, lady, stop! - Said a policeman, pointing to the contention strip Ms. Shirai just skipped while talking about the kremlins. - Photos aren't allowed around here!
- I'm sorry, but I can assure you I'm a professional photographer, and my photos only go to the finest magazines! - Said Mrs. Shirai, giving her business card to the policeman.
- No deal. - Said the policeman, crushing the card right after. - Rules are rules, we're in the middle of a police investigation.
- Wait, what? - Said Eri. - You might be in whatever you want, but nobody, I repeat, NOBODY crushes my booziness card!
- Business, mom. - Said Akira, facepalming the shame. - Your English is still awful. - But she wondered how the cop knew English. Well, not for much.
Near there, teenagers had picket signs and chains, and were threatening to invade a school. In the lead, a platinum blonde-haired, teal-eyed girl. She was shouting really high, as she just wanted to wreak havoc.
- HEY GUYS, LET'S INVADE THIS STUPID PLACE, THEN THEY'LL LEARN THAT WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO STUDY!
- Yeah! Cerise! For the students' rights! - said the group, in unison. They were bangling their chains while protesting.
- 'I sense something odd about this girl' - Whispered Akira's pen, not really sure about what it could be.
- Shhh! Or they'll discover you! - Akira whispered, worried about her mom. but then.
- YEAH! FOR THE RIGHT OF TAKING PHOTOGRAPHS! POLICE INVESTIGATIONS ARE FOR MORONS! - Everybody was looking at Akira's mom, especially Cerise's riot gang.
- Mooooom... - Akira facepalmed again. - Please, you didn't come here to make the family ashamed!
- Wait, aren't you Eri Shirai, the wife of this capitalist pig? - Said Cerise. - And you, tiny girl, I bet you're his daughter!
- WHO DID YOU CALL ANT MASSAGIST, HUH? - Akira shouted, just like a character from another anime series. - ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT EVEN AN ATOM IS BIGGER? AND WHO ARE YOU TO CALL DAD A PIG, YOUR DISGUSTING RIOT GIRL? - Well, the last part wasn't like the other anime kid, but you got the message.
- WHAT? DID YOU CALL ME BY A LABEL? YOU ARE MORE STUPID THAN I THOUGHT! - Cerise was going to say really bad Russian words to Akira, but then, both have seen a strange, drunk-looking red-haired woman, inviting the older ones to a pub, and even the policemen went there.
- Eww, mom, are you really going to drink NOW? - Said Akira, not expecting such attitude from her mother. Her mother simply ignored her. - There's something strange around here... I might say that's a little too suspect, mom doesn't really like to drink or anything!
- It really is. - Said Cerise, pondering. - I was too busy calling you names that I didn't notice her calling me, but all the others... They seemed cold and empty.
- 'Maybe it's the enemy. Time to you both transform.
- Wait, what? - Said Cerise, surprised. - What the Hell did just talk?
- Oh, this. - Akira drew the transformation pen off her updo, showing it to Cerise. - Cool, isn't it?
- Huh... This looks oddly familiar... - Cerise pondered for a time, trying to know where she have seen something similar before. - Ah, I know! It's a novelty pen, isn't it?
- Not really. - Akira looked worried at the pub. - They are not leaving to talk to us or anything. It's suspect, I might go there. - Akira threw her pen really high and shouted her phrase. - TITAN MOON POWER, MAKE UP! - Then, Sailor Titan appeared.
- Wow, that's awesome! - Said Cerise. - But I might remark that miniskirts don't really match you.
- Thanks for the advice, but I already know. - Said Akira, with a sour face. - Well, what to do now?
- 'You are the Galaxy's Purplesmith, Sailor Titan.' - Said the Dimensional Relic. - 'That means you can awake sailors by summoning their transformation pens, or can help fixing an existant sailor's weapon'
- Okay... - Said Sailor Titan. Shortly after, she shouted her way to evoke the pen. - SAILOR SUMMON! A NEW SAILOR IS REBORN! - She didn't even know how she said reborn, but just shrugged it off, due to the hurry.- And then, a new diamond-shaped pen appeared in front of Cerise. It had yellow, teal and copper as the color scheme.
- 'You must shout "Eris Planet Power, Make Up", and this will morph you into Sailor Eris.' - Said the Relic.
- This sounds cool enough! - Then, Cerise threw high her pen and shouted her morphing phrase, becoming Sailor Eris, the sailor in yellow suit, teal front bow, and copper back bow. A teal-colored katar appeared in the place of the pen.
- What an awful combo! - Said Sailor Titan. - No wonder Eris is the Goddess of Discord!
- Talk anything bad about my planet and I'll slice you! - Said Sailor Eris, shaking the katar in a menacing way. - Let's save these morons already! - She ran into the building, with Titan following her shortly after.
Into the building, the place was hazy, and smelled strongly like alcohol. Sailor Titan almost puked by breathing that horrible stench.
- Ugh, I think I'll throw up! - Titan was almost sick green, which matched a bit her eyes. - I need some air!
- Can't handle the pressure, miss smartass? - Said Sailor Eris, in a harsher tone. - So, you shouldn't even follow me, in first place! - She looked around, and saw the weird woman.
- Energy! Yes, more energy for our Queen! - Said the woman, that shape-shifted back to Vodkarma. - Now I will finally be a human, like Pyrite promised!
- That's enough! - Said Sailor Titan, clearly sick. - You force people... To... Ugh. - Sailor Titan holds her nose from the smell, almost puking.
- What the weakling here means is that you use your power to make people get drunk for evil purposes! - Said Sailor Eris. - It's not nice to see forcibly drunken people, it's funnier when it's in a party! I'm Sailor Eris, and I'll make a mess of you!
- Great speech... - Said Sailor Titan, waving the alcoholic haze off with her Relic, to no effect. - BUT JUST FINISH HER OFF! - Sailor Titan almost fainted.
- Okay... - Sailor Eris looked at her katar. - What should I do? - And then, somehow or another, things came telepathically to her. - Discord Katar... Poison... OKAY, THAT'S IT!
- That's what, kid? You can't handle the pressure? - Said Vodkarma, bursting into a laugh. - Children shouldn't be supposed to drink, you know! - She said in a mocking tone.
- The last who laughs does it better! - Said Sailor Eris, while preparing for her attack. - Poisonous Strife! - The blow has finished Vodkarma, and everything returned to normal, like nothing happened at all. But then, the civilians didn't remember anything.
- Let's scram, they can't know our identities! - Said Sailor Titan, feeling better because the stench diminished. - RUN!
After both took a better, hidden place to be back at normal, Akira ran to see if her mother was okay. Fortunately, the woman was just a bit tired, probably from that rioting that happened earlier.
- Akira, why did I come here, anyways? - Said Mrs. Shirai, looking around. - I remember I had to take photos for something, but then, everything became hazy and... - Eri put the hand at her head. - Ouch, I feel funny.
- It's okay, mom, you just fell and hit your head on the floor, you're going to be fine, as you did it so many other times! - Said Akira, trying to sound convincing. - Are you okay, anyways? Just to confirm.
- Well, except for not remembering a thing about what I was going to click, and the eventual dizziness, I'm fine... Let's go home.
- Which one, mom? - Said Akira. Her rich family allowed her to live in many places. - You know, there is the US one, the Japan one, and the Brazil one, if you prefer warmer climates!
- USA? - Said Cerise, with strange looks. - Eww, I can't believe you have a house THERE!
- It's just a commodity, my siblings had College there. - Said Akira. - Since I'm the youngest one, my parents prefer to home school me, or just let me study in a fixed place for a while.
- That's it, let's go to Brazil! - Said Akira's mom. - I'm tired of all that cold! Maybe I'm feeling dizzy due to this!
- Wow. They must be really rich. - Said Cerise, impressed by such a quick decision from Akira's mom. - I hope they help the poorer, at least. - She looked the duo return to the airport in a taxi. - Those stupid capitalists.
But then, before Akira enters the taxi, she sees a sillouette of a sailor-suited, odango-bearer girl, with her long, wavy hair flowing at wind. Cerise appears to be looking at the same direction as well.
- Why does she seem so familiar to me? - Whispered Akira, almost in an aloud thinking.
- What did you say, Kirakira? - Said Akira's mom, not understanding the situation.
- Nothing, mom, let's go. - Said Akira, entering in the cab.
Omake! Again!
Wow, this one was just plain awesome! Oh, hi, I'm Akira Shirai, I'm 12, and that blonde girl you have seen today is Ceri-
Hi, I'm Cerise Tchaikowski, I'm 18, and I love to party. I also like to organize riots and protests against the bigger ones, because they only care about THEIR needs, forgetting about the poorer ones! Then, when I discovered I was Sailor Eris, I thought it was, like, the most awesome thing in the world! Well, I just hope I appear a bit more, to make people understand that-
Talking at that rate, you won't appear never more! ... Okay, I'm just kidding, despide being the temporary main character, I don't have control over these things. Sorry! But then again... Who was that girl?
'I can't say what you are going to do right now'
And pen, are you a real talking pen, or a person communicating with us?
'I'm communicating with you, but I can't say who I am right now'
Are you that girl?
'My mouth is shut closed. Sorry, can't give any clues for now'
Okaaaay... Well, let's see what happens when mom takes me to Brazil, sounds like I'm going to toast the-
Yeah, yeah. So, see the next Sailor Titan's chapter and anything, and declare your love for Cerise Tchaikowski in the first computer text box you see by protesting against something evil. Yeah. See y-
THAT'S MY SPEECH! Huh... See you later, bye-bye!
(Wait... And ME? D: Don't you ever think in the poor writer, you perverse senshi? Well, let's go, then. *Shrug* Bye, guise.)