Ouran High Is Not a Ninja School

By xSoulScarXx

A/N:

I'm so exited about this fic… I have a good feeling about it but I'm gonna start trading you guys!

5 reviews until I update!

I'm going to do this in Hinata's POV 'cause it just seems easier…

Warning: Hinata may be a bit OOC. It's her POV so it's just in her head, but she still acts shy and stuff.

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'' : Thinking

bold: A/N

Italics: Flash Back

Time: Modern Day

Place: Ouran Academy

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto nor do I own Ouran High School Host Club.

But I do own what little plot structure I have….

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Chapter 2: The First Day of School Sucks

I woke up in the living room, feeling stiff as I got off of the couch I was sleeping in. I heard my joints cracking as I did a couple of stretches. I checked the clock; it was 6:00.

Since Haruhi said she would be here at 8:00 I might as well cook with my spare time. I never did eat diner last night either way…. Or change into my PJs.

After I showered and brushed my teeth I changed into the outfit I had chosen yesterday. It really did look nice on me. I unconsciously put the locket Kiba had given me and walked into the kitchen.

It was still only 6:45 so I decided I had enough time to prepare a waffle batter. I grabbed all the ingredients I needed and mixed everything according to the recipe which was pretty much installed into my head.

By the time I finished eating and washing the dishes it was only 7:45.

"Might as well pick up Haruhi…"

Before I was able to get up I heard a faint knocking on my door. When I opened the door I saw Haruhi standing there - looking more like a girl then usual - with a smile on her face.

"Morning Hinata-chan!"

"Good morning, Haruhi-chan."

Yeah… not much of a morning person I am

"Well are you ready to go to school?"

I just nodded and left the door to get my bag.

"Well, I'm ready. Are we taking your car?"

"Yeah…. So Haruhi… erm…"

"Hm?"

"Do I have to act like you're a boy at school?"

"Yeah you have to… I have a debt I need to pay of by working at the Host Club…"

She was looking at the floor, scuffing it with her shoe. I guess the amount had to be large if she was acting like this. Wait… hold it….

"HOST CLUB?!" I was a little shocked by how loud I said that, after all it was only 7:45 in the morning.

"Ah… If you're wondering that's why I dress up as a boy. But the guys in the club are pretty nice… all of them loonies but still nice."

"Ah. I know what you mean…"

I thought of Tobi, Deidara, Lee and Naruto when she said 'loony'. They were crazy people but sweethearts nonetheless.

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At the academy: 1st period English

The teacher in this class actually bothered to give me an introduction, at my old school pretty much a whole 'fend for yourself' kinda thing but what really creeped me out was how… Happy everyone was.

Everyone was so cheery it's…. scary. But what I noticed was even worse was how these two guys - twins - in my class were staring at me.

I was always with Haruhi and she was dragging me around all morning, but I knew they were still staring at me.

All the girls in my IG seemed to take notice too. I felt them staring holes through me, not that I never felt it before. I usually hung out with the Akatsukis if not with my regular group, and even then, all the girls would stare at me with murderous intent.

Starting a relationship with a guy at school was HELL.

But this time it's different. I felt my face heat up and I knew I was blushing. I squeezed my eye lids shut, trying to block out the feeling of them staring at me… it didn't work. I didn't realize it was already time for lunch until Haruhi started poking me in the stomach.

"Ne, ne Hina-chan?" Haruhi started poking me in the gut HARDER.

"Ow… what?" I started rubbing my side.

"It's time for lunch."

"H-hai"

Crap. I'm stuttering again.

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Lunch

I have to say the food in this school is delicious. And it was even funnier when I bought Haruhi some lunch too. She looked like she was about to die from shock.

To tell the truth, I'm a little worried. Haruhi hasn't introduced me to any of her friends and I hope they're not angry at me or anything. Making enemies with children from a huge business isn't going to help when I'm controlling Hyuuga Corps.

…And of course…. The twins are staring at me… again.

Is there something wrong with my face? Is there a huge pimple on me or something? For the love of God get them to stop staring at me.

I sunk in my seat. There wasn't anything I could do about it.

I was too bust conversing in my head I didn't even realize Haruhi was talking to me.

"Hinata? Hinata-chaaan ?" she whined

"Oh. Yeah?"

"You've been spacing out a lot today… anyways want to meet the Host Club? It's time for our activities."

Oh Lord. Host Club. A bunch of pretty boys tricking young women into spending their money on 'A good time'.

Pffft. I could have done this back home…. Sasuke could have even conned some money from them for me….

Even though, I just nodded and we made our way to the 'Music Room'

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Third Music Room

"Mom! I heard Haruhi is bringing her cousin here ne? ne? ne? ne?" shouted an anxious blond.

"Yes, 'Daddy'" the dark lord replied. "It seems Haruhi is related to the heiress of Hyuuga enterprises."

"Ne, kyo-chan…" (Someone tell me what Hunny calls Kyouya? I forgot Dx) "Isn't that the big computer company popular in America?"

"Ah it is. I'm sure she would serve as a helpful customer." he said. "We'd be able to get a lot of money out of this girl…" he mumbled to himself.

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Walking to the Music Room

Ugh. How can rich kids stand to walk this far? Sure it's a big school but walking back and forth… ugh.

When I walked into the room I heard a chorus of "Welcome to the Host club" and a hell of a lot of girls' squealing….

-Sigh - this is going to be worst then when Akatsuki joined to swim team….

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A/N:

OMG I am so sorry! I didn't want to leave you guys hanging so I just finished what little chapter I had to update… I'm really angry at myself D: Oh well. I'm trying to become one of those authors that writes really really long chapter but I just can't do it -sniffles-

Well please forgive me!

And… uh… Review? '