And this is how we play ball…
Summary: Nessie invites Jacob to come and watch the Cullens play baseball during a thunderous day at Forks. Either this will end up good, or bad.
Pairings: same as always
Bella's POV
We were all geared up for the upcoming baseball game. Everyone was in the living room waiting for Nessie and Jacob to come down. It has been hours, technically just minutes but felt like hours, since they started to argue whether Jacob should come or not. I was getting so worried.
"Edward, what are they talking about up there?" I asked for the millionth time.
"Bella, love, don't worry. Jacob feels uncomfortable about watching Nessie play baseball. He doesn't want to see her get hurt or any of that. Jacob's being protective, just like me, to you and our daughter." He smiled as I leaned up and gave him a quick peck on lips, which later on turned out to be a make out session.
"Eww! That's just gross bro! Rent a hotel room or something! I'll even reserve it for you." Emmett suggested as he walked by. "Hold on." He raised a finger to stop us from saying anything and sat on the love seat, took his phone out from his pocket and dialed some number.
"What on earth are you doing?" Edward asked. Suddenly, the house phone rang.
"I'll get it!" Esme called gliding down the stairs towards the phone. "Hello?"
"Hotel Cullen?" Emmett answered on the other line casually. Edward and I chuckled as he dragged me with him to his piano.
"Emmett? What are you up to?" Esme inquired, shooting Emmett a grimy look.
"Well Bella and Edward needed a room a while ago so I decided to request one for two, preferably a king sized bed. Yup!" Emmett responded nonchalantly.
"That's it. I'm done with your childish games." Esme hung up the phone and retreated back upstairs to her room.
"Oh well! I guess they were booked." Emmett said heading towards the door. "See you later love birds!" And he was gone.
I was sitting on the piano bench next to Edward, while he plays my lullaby. We could hear Alice and Rosalie bickering whether they should wear bloody red lipstick or just plain lip gloss. Nessie and Jacob were still upstairs talking.
Jasper and Emmett were outside throwing the baseball back and forth when suddenly, we hear a crash through the window. I looked over and saw pieces of glass everywhere and a baseball lying on the floor. Jasper and Emmett were looking at the broken window with disturbed looks.
"Someone's going to be in big trouble when Esme—" Edward started but was cut off by none other than Esme herself.
"I heard a crash, what did—" Esme's eyes widened and her jaw dropped. "EMMETT! JASPER! GET YOUR SORRY BUTTS IN HERE THIS INSTANT!"
"Yes ma'am," They both said in unison.
"We should get out of here." Edward suggested which actually was not a bad idea. Unless you want to be grounded for life, never ever destroy Esme's house.
We walked towards the door seeing two very depressed vampires.
"Sorry bros. See you after a century." Edward laughed.
"Not funny Edward. She's probably going to take my Wii away and Emmett's jeep." Jasper added.
"Oh! What if you send tranquil waves over Esme so she won't have to ground us?" Emmett suggested.
"Sure! Why not! And then she finds out and gets even more pissed and kicks us out of this house! Perfect plan Emmett!" Jasper said sarcastically.
"Want me to call the hospital and reserve a room for you?" I snickered.
"Good one love." Edward held me closer and kissed my hair.
"Fine! Leave us this way! Go ahead and live your happy lives!" Emmett stormed off inside.
"Oh we will!" Edward yelled before the door was shut closed.
"Do you wanna peek through the window and see what's going on?" I asked out of curiosity.
"Hell yeah! Come on!" We ran to the window together. Thankfully it was easy since the Cullen's or our house is surrounded with windows.
"What were you two thinking!?!" Esme screeched at Emmett and Jasper who were on the coach, with their head down.
"Well—" Emmett tried to respond.
"That's right! I know what you two were thinking! You weren't thinking at all! That's what you're thinking!" (A/N: I heard this from some TV show, I forgot though)
"I doubt they even have brains." Edward whispered. I raised my eyebrows. "What?"
I rolled my eyes. "Nothing. Shut up and listen."
"Mom, we are really, truly, terribly sorry. We didn't mean too."Jasper apologized. "We promise to fix that window as soon as possible."
"What!?! Fix the window? As soon as possible!?! Jasper! Come on! We have a game to play!" Emmett argued.
"Dude! Just say yes!" Jasper insisted.
"Fine! We'll fix it. But can we please, please, please do it after the game?" Emmett pleaded, kneeling down on the floor, trying his best imitation of a puppy dog pout.
"Ok that's kinda pathetic." I said.
"I thought you said to shut up and listen! So that's why I shut up and listen!" Edward reminded me and I shot him a dirty look.
"I am now going to shut up and listen." He stated, defeated. I smiled.
"Ok. Remember, after the game. Do you hear me?" Esme said with authority.
"Yes ma'am." They both answered in harmony with a sigh as Esme went back to whatever she was doing before the incident happened.
Edward and I went back in the house only to find Jasper and Emmett bickering about who was at fault.
"It was your entire fault!" They both hollered.
"No it wasn't!" They said in unison again.
"Edward, Bella, you tell him it wasn't me!" And again.
Edward just dragged me over to the love seat and placed me on his lap.
"Admit it was your fault." They said together again.
"I will not!" And again.
The bickering continued on and on and on when I saw Jacob, defeat written all over his face, dragging a giggling Nessie down the stairs.
Edward laughed. "Nicely done Nessie!"
"Thanks dad!"
"What happened?" I asked completely out of the loop.
"Stupid frikkin' Nessie pout." Jacob muttered as he let go of Nessie's arm and stormed off to the kitchen.
"What's he so mad about?" I turned to my daughter for an answer.
"Let's just say I won again." A smile plastered all over her face. That's my girl. "What happened here?" She inquired obviously wondering why her two uncles were arguing.
"Let's just say they destroyed your grandma's house?" Edward stated.
An 'O' was formed by Nessie's lips.
"It's time!" Alice yelled on top of the stairs with Rosalie trailing behind her.
"Don't you want to know what happened with these two?" I asked them pointing at their husbands.
"Nah. Alice already clued me in." Rosalie smiled. "Why do you think we stayed in my room the whole time?"
"Smart." Edward agreed.
There we go!
This was going to be a two shot but I couldn't make it a two shot so… yeah!
Hope you like it!
'Till next time!