Even though Harry, Risa, Jen and Jake were the only students who had witnessed it and had not told anyone apart from their closest friends, who had sworn not to tell that didn't explain how the entire school had known that Dumbledore had gone AWOL after a fight with Umbridge. Knowing Hogwarts, it seemed highly plausible that everyone would know but she couldn't find a way to figure out how Jake's version of events had swerved so outward as to include a posse of Japanese Snipers and the entire cast of Twilight.

The day after the said incident notices went up all over the school proclaiming Umbridge as the new headmistress and for some unknown reason Jake and Jack couldn't be happier.

That morning at breakfast both of the twins came down wearing identical and sinister smiles. Shuhei looked at both of their faces.

"What's with the looks boys?" he asked. Despite being a lieutenant he had some authority over Jake and Jack. They continued to smirk and sat on either side of Rukia.

"With Dumbledore gone AWOL," Jake started.

"And Umbridge being the new head," Jack continued.

"We figured…." Jake continued standing on the bench

"That total anarchy…" Jack followed suit

"Is exactly was Unohana ordered…" Jake threw his fist in the air

"So this afternoon…" Jack presented Jack

"Prepare yourselves…" Jake put his foot on the table and leaned oh his knee getting in Ichigo's face

"For the epic Weasely/Emmerson collaboration of the century…" Jack jumped on Jake's back

"Will be taking place!" They finished in unison receiving blank looks from the entire soul reaper team. Rukia slapped Jack's ass.

"Sit down you moron," she barked at him.

"You seriously aren't going through with this are you?" Jen said with an eye roll.

"Yeah, we are," Jake said sitting down on the table. "Can I borrow your iPod?"

"No," Jen snapped. "Seriously you are going to get kicked out of the school if Umbridge finds out what you're up to."

"Like I care," Jake said conversationally.

~*~*~*~

Umbridge walked into DADA later with an air of smugness following her. Her smirk widened when she noticed Jake and Jack weren't there. Risa sat between Ichigo and Shuhei with a bad feeling in her stomach. She had no idea what the twins' plans were and if they got caught she as the captain would have to go down with them.

So Umbridge started her lesson just as bland and boring as any other day when suddenly a loud screech interrupted the lesson.

"HELLO!" an unmistakable voice rang through the entire school. "AND WELCOME TO TOTAL ANARCHY 2010!! BITCHES!! THIS IS YOUR HOMEBOY RALPH WALDO EMMERSON AND MY HOMEDAWGS HENRY DAVID THEAROU AND THE APTLY NAMES SIR NOT APPEARING IN THIS SHOW. I GOT THREE WORDS FOR ALL YAS! LET IT ROCK!"

And with that a pulsing beat rang through the school. Half of the class exchanged gleeful grins the other looked sour. With no other choice Risa did the most logical thing she could think of. Glancing at Jen the two of them jumped on their desks and belted the song's chorus at the top of their voices.

"Because when I arrive

I, I bring the fire

Make you come alive

I can take you higher

What this is, forgot

I must now remind you

Let it rock let it rock LET IT ROCK!"

They completed their little outing with a few dance movements to utterly piss off Umbridge. Shuhei and Ichigo looked at their captain in shock for a few seconds before Shuhei jumped on the desk along with Risa and Rukia hopped on the desk with Jen. The class just stared at the four of them dancing alone to the song. Ichigo took a few seconds but jumped on the desk when Risa pulled him up. Slowly the other students began to jump on their desks and started bumping and grinding each other like a healthy class of eighteen year olds.

When the song had ended the students all fell onto their desks panting and sweating wasn't over; Jake had come back on the loudspeaker.

"I HOPE THAT YOU ALL ENJOYED MY LITTLE WARM UP NOW IF YOU WOULD ALL PLEASE DITCH CLASS AND COME TO THE GREAT HALL!! RALPH WALDO SIGNING OFF."

The DADA class didn't need telling twice. Totally ignoring Umbridge's frantic yells they barraged the door and darted down the hallway with Risa Jen and Rukia leading the way. Students from other classes had been released voluntarily by their teachers and soon there was a mob flooding into the Great Hall. The doors had burst open revealing Jake and Jack standing in the middle of a giant skateboarding half-pipe, each with a mischievous grin curling their lips.

The Great Hall had been completely transformed from the medieval dining hall to an ultra modern skate park with an Olympic sized pool.

Without any instructing students started stripping off their uniforms and jumping into the pool with gleeful expressions. Jake himself had grabbed a skateboard and was showing off hand plants and other tricks on the half pipe for crowds of screaming girls.

Risa and Jen stripped down to a tank top and a pair of black spandex launched themselves at the pool each pulling off a spectacular dive before they splashed down.

Jack meanwhile had disappeared into a DJ booth overlooking the entire hall and was dutifully fulfilling his job of pumping a vast array of happy upbeat music to keep the barrage of partying teens happy.

Soaking wet, Risa climbed out of the giant pool only to be grabbed by Marcus and Shuhei and thrown back in. Later she rounded up Jake, Jen and Ichigo and the four of them planned the perfect ambush on Shuhei therefore dumping him in the pool. Not wanting the miss the fun Jen cannon balled in followed by Risa with a dive and Jake and Ichigo with back flips.

It was Jack was pumping a rad mix of eighties songs through the speakers did Umbridge decide to crash the party. He cut the music immediately and got on the speakers.

"This is Henry here, telling you all that the party's over and that you had all better get to class, the wolf among the sheep is here."

Risa, who had been in the middle of a circle with Jake, Ichigo, Marcus and Shuhei and a few other Slytherin boys promptly stopped and shot Jake a look. The other students bolted for the door. Jake meanwhile was consulting a cell phone.

"We done good," he said smugly flipping the phone shut and pocketing it. "That lasted about an hour and a half."

He handed a stunned Risa a towel before wringing out his soaking wet shirt.

"You two!" someone barked. The voice was highly familiar. Both Jake and Risa blanched. Umbridge was right behind them.

"Oh shit," Jake hissed. Umbridge rounded on them when suddenly they both disappeared in a poof of smoke. Umbridge's face went bright red and she started kicking everything with in reach. The hall was completely deserted.

Up in the DJ booth were Jack had been Risa and Jake watched the scene with Umbridge unfold, both rolling on the floor laughing their asses off. Wiping tears from their eyes, they high fived each other, missed, and burst into another round of laughter.