A/N: Sorry for not updating sooner, everyone. I have been on a writing smutfest for my new one-shot I posted. Then I read a bunch of smutty smut smut by mrs. Pacman and jandco and the likes, and I pretty much felt smutted out for a day or so. I mean, we can only an Ed-rection for so long, am I right??? Well, apparently not, cuz I am back and I have some more dirty talking, dirty doin', hopefully hot sexin' Edward and Bella! I have returned to the Bone Zone, my friends!!

This just in: I don't own Twilight and I am an enormous dork.

EPOV

I sighed in happiness, thinking back to the fantastic beginning to my day. Bella was my wet dream come to life, and I was walking on cloud nine all morning.

We had a game tonight, and I was looking forward to it with much more… exuberance than I'd felt for the first game. This time I knew Bella would be in the stands, cheering me on as my girlfriend.

Of course, I also knew that she would be there afterward, in my bed, cheering me on. I was one lucky bastard, if I do say so myself.

I felt the tie around my neck get tight, and I tried to loosen it a bit so I could breathe better. I hated wearing a tie, but the coach demanded we dress up on game days and I couldn't argue with him, so here I was stuck in my nicest clothes. I knew Bella liked how I looked dressed up though, so I couldn't complain too much.

I tried unsuccessfully to focus in my morning classes, but it was incredibly hard… I mean difficult! I was all too ready for a repeat performance, but I figured I would probably have to wait until after the game tonight.

Bella and I were now sitting side by side at our station in Biology class, waiting for Mr. Banner to arrive. I could smell myself on her, and it just brought memories of every time I'd touched her flooding into my brain.

Unfortunately, for my brain, my body was channeling all the blood I had to my raging erection. It couldn't be helped; Bella was enticing me with her very being. I was pretty sure at this point that as long as she was breathing, I'd have this same problem. Maybe I should call that hotline for guys who have six hour erections?

Hmm. There's a thought. Then again, maybe I could convince Bella to sneak off with me before the game. I could pretend I was nervous again, and then she'd feel obligated to "help me relax" just like that first time. I grinned devilishly at the idea, but quickly discarded it because it felt too "I'm a sleazy horn-dog teenager" for my tastes.

Bella seemed lost in her own thoughts as well, and I wondered what was on her mind. She looked somewhat frustrated and impatient; maybe she was really looking forward to the class or something. Yeah, right, I said to myself.

Just then, a middle-aged man with a balding head and a hideous tie came shuffling into the room. He had a sheen of sweat on his forehead, and he quickly took out an old handkerchief and blotted at it before speaking. "Hello, class, my name is Mr. Alexander and I will be your substitute for today."

The class got excited as they collectively noticed the big TV he rolled into the room a moment later. Movie days were by far the best, because high school students are nothing if not entirely lazy, and you never had to work on movie days.

I looked over at Bella, and she returned my glance with a sweet little smile. I found myself wondering what she was thinking once again, so I decided to ask her. "What's on your mind, Bella?"

"I'm just thinking about tonight, hoping that you'll win so we can celebrate afterwards," she said, her eyes twinkling with mischief.

My pants shrank like a small man in an ice bath. Shit. I was practically drilling a hole in the underside of the big table. I groaned miserably, trying to shift so I could surreptitiously adjust myself without attracting any attention.

"My, my, Edward. What big hands you have," Bella whispered wickedly in my ear. I groaned again, feeling her hot breath caressing my sensitive neck.

"Bella, if you don't stop that right now, you are going to get fucked," I warned in a low voice.

Bella pulled back sharply, her eyes bright. She was wriggling around on her chair, her skirt rising higher on her pale thighs. I watched, completely transfixed. I had to take action, or I would probably have a stroke from all this build-up inside me.

A plan formed in my head, and I had to fight to keep myself in check. The tables in the Biology lab were tall and closed in on three sides, so the only opening was where our chairs went. We always sat in the back of the classroom, so nobody was behind us. I practically twirled an imaginary villain mustache in glee as I waited for the opportune moment.

The substitute finally turned off the lights and the classroom was plunged into darkness. The only source of light was the television screen, and the movie was still starting so the screen was dark. I gave Bella a warning glance and dropped off my chair onto the floor.

I heard Bella's muffled voice, probably asking me what I was doing on the floor; I didn't answer her. I pulled my chair back in, just in case someone wondered where I went. I scooted over to Bella's side of the table and grinned at the sight that greeted me.

Bella's skirt was short and her legs were slightly parted, so I could see her panties. I gently pulled her chair closer to me under the table, and I heard Bella gasp quietly. If my ears hadn't been so attuned to Bella and her sexy sounds, I might have missed it.

I ran my hands up her legs slowly, enjoying the building tension I could feel in her muscles. I massaged her calves, up her thighs, and finally came to rest at her hips. My hands reveled at the feeling of her delicate skin.

Bella was shifting around on her seat again, and I took that as a good sign. She was probably freaking out right now, but I knew I could make her forget everything. She'd never let me go down on her before, but I was going to help her get over that inhibition right now.

My hands were still caressing her hips and thighs, occasionally sliding down between her legs to massage the skin of her inner thighs. I knew she loved being touched there, and I was very happy to oblige.

I could hear Bella tapping her pen against the desk rapidly, and I chuckled. I could tell she was getting excited because the crotch of her underwear was becoming visibly drenched in her moisture. I bit back a groan and pushed my head between her legs, inhaling her scent.

My dick quickly got the message and began pulsing in my slacks, trying desperately to escape. I readjusted myself for comfort and refocused my attentions on Bella and her amazingly wet, fragrant pussy.

I turned my head and bit the inside of her thigh sharply before soothing it with my wet tongue. I heard Bella's sharp intake of breath and the pen fell to floor right next to me. I laughed and picked it up, placing it right back on the top of the desk.

Bella took the opportunity to grab my hand and squeeze it, silently letting me know that she wanted more. I pulled my hand back and returned to massaging her thighs, getting rougher this time.

As her legs began to quiver, I reached up and slowly peeled her underwear down her legs. She lifted her ass off the seat briefly to allow me to take them off completely. I felt my breathing pick up at the erotic sight of her turquoise scrap of lace soaked in her juices. I wanted to taste her so badly.

I stuffed her panties in my pocket and grabbed her ankles so I could drape her legs over my shoulders. I pushed closer to her, my hands coming up to cup her ass so I could lift her to my mouth.

I drifted between her thighs, my lips and tongue caressing her slowly and deliberately. I could smell her getting more aroused, and I couldn't help the tortured moan that escaped my throat.

Bella clenched her thighs around my face and used her muscles to pull my face closer to her drenched core. I went willingly, completely prepared to rock her world with my mouth.

I brushed the tip of my tongue from her entrance all the way up to the very top of her pussy, groaning at the delicious flavor that was uniquely Bella. I did the same thing, again and again, gathering her moisture into my mouth.

I wanted to feast on her all day, but I knew that wouldn't fly once the lights were on. I could feel Bella's legs shaking around me, and her muscles were tensed. I began to flick my tongue over her bud, drawing tiny circles around it tightly.

I could hear Bella trying to regulate her breathing so nobody would pay attention to her. Her hands reached under the table and grabbed my hair in an iron grip, and I smiled into her center. I continued flicking my tongue across her most sensitive flesh, drawing out every drop of her pleasure as I could. I wanted her to enjoy this as much as I was.

I reached one of my hands up and began playing with her, entering her briefly and pulling out. My tongue was still busy at work, and my fingers were coated in Bella's juices. My dick was completely engorged, and I feared the rest of me would go numb from the lack of blood.

I bit on her lower lips gently, sucking them into my mouth and drawing my tongue over them. Her hands flexed in my hair, so I knew she liked it. I went back to her clit and I pushed my fingers into Bella's hot entrance.

I pumped my fingers in and out of her, drawing out the moisture and reveling at the feel of her silky wet heat. I groaned into her pussy and the vibrations from it went directly onto her clit. I could tell she was getting close because her legs were tightening and her hands were clenching and unclenching rhythmically in my hair.

I attacked her with fervor now, my tongue going at the speed of light. I shoved my fingers into her harder and harder, wanting to feel her come around them. I imagined my fingers were my cock and I felt the pre-come oozing from the tip.

Bella was panting heavily now, but trying to keep herself inconspicuous. I continued my onslaught on her wet pussy, and I was rewarded with her intensely strong orgasm. Her legs jerked and her hands grabbed my head, pushing my face into her center.

I felt her clamp down on my fingers and the moisture came rushing out, soaking my entire hand. I honestly felt like I could come right then, I was so fucking turned on by her. I tried to regain my composure so I could relax and enjoy the look and feel of a very satisfied Bella.

I pulled back after her walls stopped contracting around my fingers, and I kissed back down her thighs softly. I could feel her juices on my face, and I was in complete heaven. Bella's taste was the best thing on earth, and I wanted her for every meal of the day. I'd gladly starve to death in favor of eating her and only her.

I pulled her skirt back down and pushed her chair out slightly so I could climb back up into my seat. I adjusted my tie and smoothed it down over my dress shirt. I cleared my throat and tried to wipe the Bella-eating grin off my face before I turned to look at her.

Holy shit, she was beautiful. Her lips were all swollen and red, and she looked like she'd been biting them to keep quiet. Her hair looked slightly mussed, as if she'd been tumbling around my bed instead of getting eaten out under a table at school. I smiled at her crookedly as I made eye contact with her; her eyes were wide and glassy. I knew the look well, having seen it many times this past weekend; Bella always looked like this after an orgasm.

My cock stayed stubbornly erect through the rest of the movie, and I sighed in resignation. I mentally Googled images of Janet Reno and Carrot Top in my effort to rid myself of the Boner That Would Not Go Away, and finally, I was successful just before the bell rang.

Bella and I held hands as we walked out of the class. We both had huge smiles on our faces, and I wondered if anybody had realized what we'd just done. I decided I didn't care, because I would do it again in a heartbeat.

When we got to her locker, Bella leaned over and whispered in my ear, "What did you do with my underwear?"

I pulled back and winked at her, saying, "I guess you'll never know."

A/N: Sorry for the short chapter, but I hear my baby waking up and it's not exactly easy to stay in the Bone Zone (as I call it when I'm writing 'teh secks scenes') while listening to "Under the Sea" repeatedly.

I don't know how many more chapters I will have for this story, because it's not exactly held together by much of a plot. It's like smut with a side of plot, really. Maybe I should throw a twist in here somewhere. Hmm… if anybody has any ideas or suggestions, PLEASE comment or PM me. I'd be grateful! Hope you enjoyed this chapter and I'll let you in on a secret… Bella will SO be getting him back for this! -HIE