Hidan fell asleep on the kitchen table, he woke up to Tobi shaking him back and forth like a rag doll.

"No! Tobi sits there!"

"Tobi, leave him alone, hm!" A blonde-haired boy said, wearing a white apron, and currently making waffles.

"Yes, Sempai." The other boy skipped to his sempai.

Hidan rubbed his eyes. "Where the hell am I?" He asked.

"Ooh! Hidan said a bad woooooooord!" Tobi exclaimed, pointing to Hidan, This earned him a slap on the head from the older one.

Hidan looked at the two. "You're that kid from the office. And you..." He moved his finger from Tobi, to the other kid.

"I'm Deidara." The kid grinned. "How old are you? You don't look any older than me, hm."

"How old are you?"

"15."

"Oh. 14. And him?" Hidan said, he pointed to Tobi. He stood up wobbling a bit, due to being woken up so fast.

Deidara looked at Tobi. "Oh. We don't know. He'd have to be young though, hm."

"Tobi doesn't even know his birthday! And Tobi LOVES birthdays!"

At that moment Zetsu popped his head in from a corner of the ceiling. "December 24. Idiot."

"Oh. Yay! Tobi's birthday is Christmas Eve!" Deidara looked at him oddly, then at Hidan.

"Thank you, Zetsu. Now He's going to be annoying us for centuries." He looked at Hidan. "Anyways, Do you like waffles, hm?"

"YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!" Tobi sang jumping up and down.

Deidara sweat-dropped. Hidan stopped his staring at Zetsu, to turn to the two. "Yeah."

"Well, okay then, because my waffles are better then ever, hm~"

Kisame came in at this moment. Only Deidara, Tobi, and Zetsu saw him. He put his finger to his lips then snuck up behind Hidan.

"Boo!" He hugged the boy from behind, who let out a high-pitched squeak. Everyone laughed, Kisame put him down and ruffled his hair.

Hidan stood there, shaking. "Oh, come on. I'm not that scary." Kisame said, looking back at Hidan, who started to calm down.

"Yeah~ Kisame's pretty, not scary~" Tobi exclaimed hugging the shark-beast.

"Pretty ugly." Said a voice. Hidan looked over to see the same kid from last night, Itachi.

"Aw, why do you have to be so mean, 'Tachi." Kisame pouted.

The teen smiled, then turned to Hidan. "So, you're the new kid? Pretty scrawny."

"Am not!" Hidan retorted.

"Are too!" He stuck his tongue out at him.

"I can beat you anytime! I can beat all of you!" He exclaimed.

The members all looked at each other. "Pretty big words. Let's see what you've got. Meet me after breakfast, we'll have a short battle."

He shook his head towards the other members. "Anyone can come."

Hidan agreed, he was really angry at him.

"Okay...hm. Breakfast is ready, hm." Deidara said, trying to set a better mood. He put a plate of waffles on the table.