Mr. Fluffy McFluffy Face!
Chapter 2
Emmet: Mr. Seyxeyboy
Alice: Frequentshopper
Rosalie: I'm2sexy4myshirt
Jasper: Mr. Emotional
Edward: Lion
Bella: OMG!BittenbyEddie!
Mr. Seyxeyboy: School is now in session everybody!!
Frequentshopper: but, but, but….! I have an A average! I DON'T NEED FREAKIN SCHOOL! *skips off into distance, humming 'I'm a Barbie Girl'*
Mr. Seyxeyboy: ok boys and girls, we're going to learn how to color IN the lines today! Eddie, you need to do better on coloring on the PAPER, the table is NOT paper.
Lion: I'm not a part of this……
OMG!BittenbyEddie!: C'mon my darling husband! Get in the mood of being in Kindergarten again!
Lion: I was in kindergarten over 100 years ago Bella, I think I would know how to color 'on the paper'...
Mr. Seyxeyboy: OK! Attention naive pupils, we are coloring today! Pick your favorite color and draw a picture of the one you love most in your life!
OMG!BittenbyEddie!: I pick blue!! Mwahahaha!!!! *madly colors all over the page in sloppy scribbles* I BLEEPING LOVE COLORING!!!!
Mr. Emotional: Bella, calm down!
Frequentshopper: *magically appears* Whatever your smoking, I want some!!!!
OMG!BittenbyEddie!: It's called Coke-a-COLE-a!! hahaha!
Lion: I don't get it…
Mr. Seyxeyboy: Calm down children!! And there will be no smoking if I don't get some! Remember, sharing it the golden rule!
Lion: I thought 'silence is golden' is the golden rule…
Frequentshopper: I GET IT!! 'silence is GOLDEN' is the GOLDEN rule!! Ahahahahahahaha!!! *rolls on the floor, laughing hysterically*
Mr. Emotional: Alice, it's not that funny, now get up before you wrinkle your shirt.
Frequentshopper: AGH!!!! WRINKLES!!! GET….. OFF….MEE!!! *fights off the dreaded wrinkles*
OMG!BittenbyEddie!: NOOO!!! Get off of Alice you damn wrinkles!!!! *helps Alice fight off dreaded wrinkles*
Mr. Seyxeyboy: NO cursing Mrs. Bella Cullen! Go sit in the Curse Corner! BAD GIRL!!
OMG!BittenbyEddie: *grumbles to self and sits in corner*
Lion: NO MY ANGEL!! Not the dreaded Curse Corner!! *spirals away into darkness of my mind*
Frequentshopper: Alright Jazzy, get me the rope, whip, and sock! It's time to punish Mr. Emmet.
Mr. Seyxeyboy: NO!! Not the dreaded whip!! AHH!!!! *runs away*
Mr. Emotional: Oh no you don't man! *grabs Emmet by collar and drags him over to a chair and restrains him while Alice ties vampire resistant ropes around his hands and legs*
Frequentshopper: Jazzy get Mr. Fluffy McFluffy Face (Emmet's teddy bear) from Emmet's room while I get him ready. *smiles mischievously*
Mr. Emotional: *goes and gets scissors and Mr. Fluffy McFluffy Face*
Frequentshopper: *stuffs sock in Emmet's mouth and whips his leg* I am the Almighty Emmet Tamer!! Mwahahaha!
Mr. Seyxeyboy: *screams, muffled by the sock*
Mr. Emotional: *gives Alice bear and scissors*
Frequentshopper: Ok Emmet, do you see Mr. Fluffy McFluffy Face?? Well he had a little accident. You see, he fell into the wood chipper and his arm got all cut up into little pieces. *cuts arm off and proceeds to cut it up into pieces*
Mr. Seyxeyboy: *spits out sock* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Fluffy McFluffy Face!!!!!!!!!
Frequentshopper: What's that? You want to hear more of the story?? Well, Mr. Fluffy McFluffy Face was cutting out a picture, when his scissors slipped and he chopped his head off by accident. *cuts bears head off*
Mr. Seyxeyboy: Mr. Fluffy McFluffy Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL BE AVENGED!!!!!!!! *roars, breaks free of bonds, and charges at Alice and Jasper*
Frequentshopper and : RUN!!!!!!!!!!
everybody logs off, and there are great crashes around the house.
OMG!BittenbyEddie: Anybody here?? Am I allowed 2 leave the Curse Corner?? Hello??? OH well! Time to dance in the corner! *dances in corner*