Authors note: I AM SOOO SORRY I haven't updated in forever!! I've been really busy with a bunch of school projects and everything! So hopefully this will satisfy your Twilight craving!
Oh, and Jojoe is one of my bestys, so don't send me reviews saying 'who is this Jojoe person', 'what does she have to do with this?!', and things like that! She is just a friend that I am putting in for no apparent reason for ONE CHAPTER! THANKS YOU GUYZZ! 3
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'The Skirt'
MSN Cullens 3
Emmett:
Alice: Frequentshopper
Rosalie: I'm2sexy4myshirt
Jasper:
Edward: Lion
Bella: OMG!BittenbyEddie!
Carlisle: Mr. Doctor-pants
Jojoe: Jojoe*J*Lemonhead*R*Muffinface
Frequentshopper: Hey hey everyone!!
*cricket cricket*
Lion: Hello sister
Frequentshopper: Edward, why do you have to always be so formal! I know you were born 100 years ago, but could you TRY to act your age!?
Lion: I don't know what you mean Alice
Mr. Seyxeyboy: C'mon bro! Acting like you're from the 1900 is a little obvious to some people that you aren't 17! I mean, who ever says *imitates an English accent* 'Why yes, I do enjoy tea and crumpets, thank you'??!!
Lion: HEY! That was 20 years ago Emmett! And you know why I had to say that! *sends a death glare at Emmett*
OMG!BittenbyEddie: *imitates an English accent* Edward, I love you so very much! Let us go to the chapel and join in holy matrimony!
Lion: Bella, we're already married! And please stop making fun of me!
I'm2sexy4myshirt: *imitates an English accent* Bella, why does my brother act so naive? I mean, he is simply not worthy of your love. He needs to learn about how to be 'his own age' *pulls out a box with the words 'The Skirt' written on it*
Lion: Wait, no, it CANT BE! I thought I BURNED IT!!
I'm2sexy4myshirt: Well, I had Carlisle make another one!
Mr. Doctor-pants: Edward, I know you hate it, but even im 'cooler' than you, according to Emmett.
Mr. Seyxeyboy: Okay man, put the skirt on!
Lion: NO!! NEVER!!
I'm2sexy4myshirt: *pulls a frilly, pink, and glittery tu-tu and shoved it at Edward*
Lion: DON'T LET IT TOUCH ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs away*
Mr. Seyxeyboy: AFTER HIM!!
Everybody: *War cry!!* *runs after Edward*
-Everybody has logged off-
A WHILE LATER!
Lion: I'm never going out in public again! Carlisle can home-school me!
Mr. Seyxeyboy: THAT WAS HILARIOUS DUDE!! Did you see that old couple?! I heard them whisper 'Damn faggots! What's wrong with this world?!'!!
OMG!BittenbyEddie!: It's alright love! I still think you're a manly man! UNLIKE ALICE! OR ROSE! OR EMMETT! I still love you Jasper! You had nothing to do with it!
Mr. Emotional: Actually, I calmed him enough so he wouldn't throw Emmett against a wall…
OMG!BittenbyEddie!: Well, that was necessary for our secret! *Hugs Jasper*
Mr. Emotional: Thanks Bella!
Lion: Bella darling, you really need to change your screen name!
OMG!BittenbyEddie!: Why Eddie baby? Does it BOTHER you??
Lion: You know it does…
: *bites a red crayon* THIS TASTES GROOOOOOSSSSS!!!!! Whoever said that crayons taste like the color they are, they were DEAD wrong!!!
I'm2sexy4myshirt: Emmett, what's wrong with you lately? Did you take my 'woman pills' by accident again?
: THAT WAS ONLY ONCE ROSE!!
I'm2sexy4myshirt: But it could've happened again!
Mr. Seyxeyboy: NO I DIDN'T TAKE THEM BY ACCIDENT! I'm not as stupid as I look!! *tries to slam revolving door* DAMN DOOR! Why won't you close already?? YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME!!!!!!! *smashes glass and storms away*
I'm2sexy4myshirt: … umm…
Jojoe*J*Lemonhead*R*Muffinface: Where's my skirt?! I let Emmet borrow it last night because he wanted to wear to for Rose!
I'm2sexy4myshirt: DANM IT JOJOE! Why'd you have to tell everybody!!! *blushes* He DID look sexy in it though! –flashback to last night- mmmmmmm… *licks lips*
Lion: IMAGESIMAGESIMAGESIMAGES ROSE!!!!
: I wouldn't mind replaying last night!
Jojoe*J*Lemonhead*R*Muffinface: -thinks- It better not be ripped up!
Lion: Umm… Jojoe, I have some bad news… -points to Emmet, who is holding up what is left of the tutu-
Jojoe*J*Lemonhead*R*Muffinface: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm2sexy4myshirt: Oh god! RUN EMMET!!! –Emmet and Rose run-
OMG!BittenbyEddie: Let's draw on our boobs!!
Mr. Emotional: Well, you can do that, but we'll go get ice cream at Braum's!
*everybody runs from Jojoe's horrible wrath while Bella draws hearts on her boobs*
-15 hours later, Jasper and Alice come back from Braum's-
Mr. Emotional: What'd we miss??
Everybody: -snoring asleep-
Frequentshopper: DAMN IT!!
OMG!BittenbyEddie: *snores* I do like sour cream on my mashed potatoes thank you ma'am!
Lion: OH TANYA! YES!! HARDER! UGHHH!!! YESSSSS!!
Mr. Seyxeyboy: … Mr. Fluffy McFluffy Face, YOU WILL BE AVENGED!! *starts laughing randomly*
Jojoe*J*Lemonhead*R*Muffinface: *snorts wildy* JASPER!!! STOP!!! IM TICKLISH THERE!!!!!
Mr. Emotional: I'm not doing anything…
Lion: -wakes up- OH IM SORRY! I have a tendency to tickle people in their sleep.
Jojoe*J*Lemonhead*R*Muffinface: No, it's fine… *yawns and licks lips*
Mr. Emotional: *blushes and looks away*
Frequentshopper: WTF JASPER! WHATS THAT GROWING IN YOUR PANTS!!!???
Jojoe*J*Lemonhead*R*Muffinface: His snake. You should know that by now Alice, you've had a lot of alone time with it…
Frequentshopper: NO! ALL WE DO IN OUR SPARE TIME IS PLAY CHECKERS!! *runs off and cries*
Mr. Emotional: Oh well! I am going to dump Alice for Jojoe because I weirdly now love Jojoe more that Alice now! *makes out with Jojoe*
Frequentshopper: OH NO YOU DI'INT!!!! *throws stripper heel at Jojoe and hits her in her arm*
Jojoe*J*Lemonhead*R*Muffinface: AHH!!! CRAP!! CARLISLE HELP ME!! AHH!! I AM BLEEDING!! BLOODBLOODBLOOD!! YUM!!! CANDYCANE!!!!! *dies slowly*
Frequentshopper: YESSSS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!
Mr. Emotional: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: *sits there while all this is happening*
Mr. Seyxeyboy: Wanna go get some tacos?
Mr. Emotional: YES! *everyone leaves dying Jojoe to slowly rot away*