This is turning out better then i imagined!

Disclaimer: I dont own Ouran- but I do own Kaori

Haruhi and I had decided to work on our homework together the next day in her apartment. Ranka had quickly become fond of me, which was slightly spooky- but he was like the father I wished I had- caring and there for me and all that. After studying quietly, I knock came at the door and Haruhi got up to answer.

"Haruhi! Daddy's missed you!" Tamaki yelled, and glomped her, making them both fall to the floor.

"I just saw you today sempai," Haruhi said, in a rather bored tone," Now could you please get up off me?" Quickly Tamaki stood, turning a shade of pinkish-red.

"What are you doing here Kikuno-san?" Kaoru asked me, walking in and spotting me at the table.

"Studying with Haruhi, why?" Instantly, each member of the club looked between Haruhi and myself.

"What?" Haruhi and I asked at the same time.

"Haruhi…you're wearing a dress…"Kyoya pointed out.

"Oh!" Haruhi smiled," Kaori knows that I am a girl and I dress as a guy at school, and is okay with it."

"But-"

"Don't worry, Ootori-san," I interrupted, and he looked at me," I'll keep it a secret. Anyway- I guess I'll be going then. Hikari-chan is probably cooking dinner right now. Want to come over Haruhi?"

"Sorry! Haruhi is busy for the rest of the weekend!" Tamaki exclaimed.

"Since when?" I asked, and at the same time, Haruhi moaned:

"Oh no."

"Since now!" Tamaki said, and I watched as they pulled her out of her apartment and disappeared.

"That was weird." I said, blinking once, and then shrugged. I gathered my things, my key for Haruhi's apartment, locked the door and went home.

On Monday, I found myself outside the third music room and walked in- became completely confused- walked back out and looked at the sign.

"It says this is the 'third music room'- well, weird things were bound to happen with this bunch," I tell myself, and walk back into the room. It had a jungle-like appearance inside, which is the reason for my confusion.

"Don't worry- you'll get used to all the craziness after a while," Haruhi said, walking up to me," I remember the first time they pulled something like this when I had first joined…pretty confusing." I nodded, and looked around- my eyes landed on something I was badly wanting to drink- A coconut.

"Is everything artificial in here?" I asked, my gazed locked on the coconut.

"Yes, why might you be asking?" Kyoya asked, appearing next to me in some tropical outfit.

"Coconut." Was the only word I muttered, and ran at it- jumping when I got close enough and shimmying up the tree trunk until I reached the coconut. Grabbing it, I dropped down from the tree and began smashing it against a rock.

"Die!" I repeated over and over- but it didn't work. My eyes scoured the room until my eyes sparkled and landed on a hammer. In mere seconds, I had crossed the room, grabbed the hammer and was back at the coconut. Raising the hammer, I brought it down with force and finally punctured the damn thing. Triumphantly, I drank right from the coconut- making sure not to spill anything on the uniform.

"Kaori-kun." I froze and lowered the coconut. When I looked over at the door- I saw Nekozawa- and I dropped the coconut and rushed over, bowing low to the ground on my knees with my hands on the floor.

"Nekozawa sempai," I said respectfully.

"I wish for you to join us in the meeting room," Nekozawa said- but we both heard whispers, and looked over to see Tamaki in a corner looking like he was seeing a ghost, and the twins talking amongst themselves.

"What?" I asked them.

"You look exactly alike," Kaoru said.

"Just like twins- are you?" Hikaru asked. Slightly confused, I looked up at Nekozawa and saw the exact same color of eyes looking back at me. Slowly, I stood- and we were the same height.

"Nii-chan…" All of us looked down and saw a little blonde girl with pigtails.

"Kirimi-chan, what are you doing here?" Nekozawa said, bending down. Kirimi looked back and forth between me and her brother, slightly confused.

"I was about to go home- but there is a cat outside…"Kirimi said, her bottom lip slightly trembling. I felt Nekozawa slightly freeze and then he stood up.

"Um…"

"I'll take her to the limo," Haruhi offered.

"Thank you- Fujioka-san," Nekozawa said, and then left, and I followed, waving once a good bye to Haruhi.

I returned to the host club room, and walked in. Instantly, everything was quiet, and I saw all the girls staring at me- whispers starting to flow.

"Is Kikuno-san a customer?"

"I wonder who he is here to see!"

"MOE!!!!" I rolled my eyes, and sat down in one of the corners- instantly, eyes became slightly sad- and one girl came up to me.

"Yeah?" I asked.

"Um- aren't you a customer here?" she asked.

"No."

"Then why are you here?" she continued.

"Haruhi is my friend, and I'm going to wait so we can head home together."

"You live with Fujioka-san?!" she exclaimed.

"No. We're neighbors."

"Neighbors? But then that means…"

"I'm a commoner- yeah." That seemed to keep her satisfied for now, and she left only to be replaced by Tamaki.

"You're my daughter's neighbor?!" He exclaimed.

"For the last time- and I'll say this slowly enough for you- Y E S." My patience was on the verge of empty- and it was starting to show- and Hunny seemed to realize that somehow.

"Would you like to hold Usa-chan?" he asked, holding his bunny out to me. My eyes widened, and I lightly gulped. How was I going to say no to his wide adorable eyes?!

"Im sorry Haninozuka-san," I started," I don't really like pink. Bunnies are a different story- I remember I once had to take care of baby bunnies when I was younger because their mother left them in our yard. Sadly only one made it, but I had to give it away once it was fully grown." I had barely realized the crowd that had formed- mostly all the girls, and they had little hearts above their head and stars in their eyes.

"Oh, that's so sad- at least one made it," one girl said.

"Yeah- I was attached to it to…I even had given it a name…but my father made the decision without me to give it away. I went to school one day, and when I came home- the bunny was gone," I replied. I hadn't realized that Tamaki had backed up a few steps and was watching as I talked to the girls, and an idea was forming in his head.

"Bye Kikuno-san!" a couple girls said, as they left. I waved goodbye, smiling politely. It had been nice to talk to them- almost…

"Natural!" Tamaki cried, and I jumped- that had been the word that I had been about to think…how the heck did he do that?!

"Well- it's up to you boss," Kaoru said, appearing on one side of me.

"He is very stubborn at times- and don't forget, his is a member of the black magic club," Hikaru continued.

"What is up to him?" I questioned.

"It's official!" Tamaki exclaimed, pointing his forefinger to the sky and striking a dramatic pose," You are now an official member of the Host Club!"

"Excuse me?"