To say the truth, Kakuzu had a soft spot for babies. Especially cute ones. And Hidan was a cutie.
His hair stuck up and was pinned by a small pink bow, and his eyes were huge. He was now awake, and watching Kakuzu.
"Muh!" He stretched his arms out towards Kakuzu, who practically melted. Though what would he do about the diaper. He was not changing it. He had an idea.
A thread snuck out of his arm, and went towards Hidan's stomach, who giggled at the tickling thread. Kakuzu rubbed Hidan's Head as the thread dug into the fragile skin.
Hidan only looked at Kakuzu, who expected him to start screaming. The thread wrapped around his stomach, and twisted the organ. Then went to the other organs of the digestive system.
The thread then came out, and went back into Kakuzu's arm. Kakuzu wiped up the blood, then got up, picking the baby up also.
He put him on his shoulders, and Hidan gripped the top of Kakuzu's mask, leaning his head on it, and soon falling asleep. Kakuzu left the room quickly, ready to finish the mission to receive his award.
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Kakuzu enjoyed the silence, and he enjoyed the comfort the baby brought him. Hidan soon woke up, and banged his little fists on Kakuzu's head.
Kakuzu was holding Hidan's head, so the baby went backwards, and was upside down. "Muh!" Kakuzu held onto the baby's leg and brought him infront of him, still upside down.
Kakuzu then, let Hidan rest on his hip, and the baby put his arm around Kakuzu's neck, and his thumb in his mouth from the other hand. Hidan leaned his head on Kakuzu's shoulder, who chuckled.
"I'm not a bed, Hidan." Kakuzu told him, smiling, as he entered the next village. He stopped in the nearest store to pick up baby supplies, which he stole.
He was now carrying around a spoon, baby food, a bottle and a pacifier in his pocket. He gave the pacifier to Hidan, who popped it in his mouth immediately.
While walking through the small village he passed by a sign on a post. It was a missing child poster. A picture that looked similar to Hidan was on it, only he was around 5.
MISSING
WHITE HAIR
PINK EYES
TALKS ALOT; HAS BEEN MISSING FOR 9 YEARS.
CARRIES AROUND A PENDANT;
Hidan Tamkaine
REWARD: ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY!!
The rest of the poster contained an address and contact info. Kakuzu wanted to meet Hidan's parents, and the reward was unimaginable. He looked at the baby Hidan, who was staring at him sadly.
"I'll miss you." Kakuzu told him, then he did something he would've never had done to anybody, actually, something he's NEVER done.
He gave Hidan a kiss on the cheek, He didn't love the kid, but he liked having a friend, and he was a baby, so he wouldn't have to get worked up about what he did.
With that in mind, he walked to the direction of Hidan's former house.