Okay- i was in a super sad mood earlier when i posted chapts 6 and 7 in The Only One- and now im letting the anger out in the beginning- so...enjoy!
Disclaimers: I dont own Ouran- I do own Kaori
I stormed to the third music room. All day girls had been badgering me about me joining the stupid Host Club. I denied all- and now, it was time to beat the living crap out of whoever made the girls think I was joining their stupid club. I slammed both the doors open to the third music room, and each club member looked up from what they were doing.
"OK! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES SAID I WAS JOINING YOUR FREAKIN CLUB?!?!" I yelled, causing the twins and Tamaki to hide behind the couch in terror.
"If you wake up Hunny-sempai- you're paying for the damage he creates," Kyoya warned.
"You." I glared at him. Of course- it made perfect sense. He wanted me to join last week- but to his dismay, I had joined Black Magic Club- and now he decided- 'oh who cares- Kaori will join whether Kaori wants to or not'.
"Yes?" Kyoya asked, leaning back in his chair and crossing his fingers- and legs- and looked at me innocently.
"Don't you dare play innocent Ootori," I seethed," All of it fits perfectly now- the sudden trip to a indoor beach- the niceness- this was your plan b if the vase trick didn't work. Well you know what- I aint playing your stupid games!"
"So- you haven't joined?" I turned in my spot and saw Nekozawa hiding by the door.
"Of course not sempai," I said, bowing my head respectfully," The only club I have duties in is the Black Magic Club."
"But-"Kyoya interjected, and I glared at him," If you wish to be known as you are now, you will join the Host Club." I instantly became deadly calm, and tried to act dumb.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"You know full well- Kaori….chan." Tamaki, Kaoru, and Hikaru all gasped- Mori looked speechless and shocked.
"Looks like your gig is up, Kikuno-san," Nekozawa said from the door.
"You knew Nekozawa?" Hikaru asked.
"Yes- she borrowed that wig from me," Nekozawa answered.
"That's why they looked similar!" the twins exclaimed.
"What's going on Takashi?" Hunny asked sleepily, rubbing his eyes and walking over to his cousin.
"Hunny-sempai!" Tamaki cried," Kaori-kun is actually Kaori-chan!" Hunny looked at me wide-eyed.
"Really?" he asked.
"Yes," I sighed, and took off the wig, and took out the pin holding my hair up. The long black hair fell down to my waist, and all male members of the host club, along with Nekozawa stared at me.
"What?"
"So, what now Kaori?" Haruhi asked me.
"Well…the only way to where this uniform is to be a boy- so, regretfully- I must take up Ootori-san on his offer," I said through clenched teeth.
"Wonderful," Kyoya smiled deviously. I put my hair back up in its pin, and then the wig back on over it, and as I finished straightening it the ground began to shake.
"Hohohohohohoho," a high pitched girl voice said, and a stage-like thing rose from the floor.
"Renge-chan, what is it?" Kaoru asked.
"You!" she exclaimed pointing to me," You are now a host- so you need a type!" She thought for a couple minutes, and then I noticed her outfit.
"Hey- isn't that outfit Ino's from Naruto Shippuden?" Her eyes widened, and she was instantly in front of me.
"YES! You're into manga and anime?!" she exclaimed.
"When I get bored- but yeah, why?"
"I LOVE YOU!" she cried, and went to hug me, but Kyoya held her back.
"Ok," I said slowly- and she got back up onto her stage-like thing, and it began descending.
"You will be the Popular type!" she exclaimed before she disappeared.
"Who was that?" I asked.
"That was Houshakuji Renge," Hikaru explained.
"So does that every so often," Kaoru continued.
"Uh-huh," I nodded once slowly.
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"So you did join?"
"I thought you said you weren't." I was now sitting at one of the tables with a couple of the girls.
"Yes- but Kyoya-sempai over there made me see this in a new way, and made me re-think the offer," I explained, emphasizing on certain parts- but still smiling sweetly, like I was glad of what Kyoya had done," Plus, I couldn't let you girls down, could I?" I said this sexily, putting on the best charming look I could muster. It must have worked, because the girls soon had hearts floating above them, and stars in their eyes. Haruhi walked past me and tripped, so with my quick reflexes, I couldn't help it when I lunged for her and caught her before she hit the floor.
"Are you alright Haruhi?" I asked.
"Yea, thank you Kaori," Haruhi smiled. We heard the squeal of girls, and turned to see a slight audience watching us.
"Um…Hi?" The girls laughed, and I shrugged a Haruhi, who smiled, and walked away. I sat back down, and continued with the continuous on-slaughter of customer after customer. Finally- the last of the customers had left, and I was able to rest from putting on the act. Although, it had been pretty fun now that I thought about it…
"So- I will see you tomorrow for club's activities, Kaori-…"Tamaki said, unsure of what to use.
"Go ahead and call me kun- everyone else does," I sigh.
"But we have to call you Kikuno-san!" the twins exclaimed.
"Yeah- because you lost to your own game," I smiled, and then Hunny came up to me.
"Can I call you Kao-chan, Kao-chan?" he asked sweetly, his eyes wide- oh man, how could someone resist him?!
"Of course Haninozuka-san," I nodded.
"You can call him by his nickname," Mori said, coming to stand behind him," As you can me."
"Alright," I nodded once," Thank you…Mori-sempai?" I saw him smile one of his rare smiles.
"Come on Kaori- lets head home," Haruhi said, picking up her bag.
"Ok, buh bye guys!" I smiled, grabbed my bag, and followed Haruhi.