During their travel to the base, Hidan insisted on holding Kakuzu's hand. He said 'I Love You' at random moments. Asked if they'd be fucking anytime soon, and then after about forty more incidents, got hit on the head by Kakuzu. Hidan also added Kakuzu's phone number to his contacts.

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When they arrived at the base, Hidan immediately ran to Deidara's room, and talked to him about him and Kakuzu.

"I'm so happy for you, Hidan." Deidara told him, molding a clay bird.

"Thanks, how's everything going with you and Sasori?"

Deidara blushed. "Uhm...Fine...How come he didn't tell you that he had more than one heart?"

"Well, I dunno." Hidan said, thinking about it for a bit.

"Maybe he didn't want you to kill him" Deidara giggled at the thought of a scared Kakuzu.

"Right." Hidan said, also giggling.

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After, putting all of his money away, Kakuzu walked into the living room to talk to the members. Scratch that, the members with a brain. He told them about his plan to toy with Hidan's emotions, and they all started laughing at the thought.

"When you're done with him. May we eat him?" Zetsu asked.

"Sure, as long as he's gone." Kakuzu replied. "Heck, you could sell him to Orochimaru for all I care."

"Do you think he'll find out?" Sasori asked.

"No, Hidan's brain is the size of a walnut. More than likely smaller than that." He laughed.

"We heard you added him to your cellphone contacts." Itachi said calmly.

"Actually, he added me." Kakuzu corrected, "But I definitely won't be calling him anytime soon."

"Was it annoying?" Sasori asked.

"Hell yes. He was the most talkative person I've ever met! He wouldn't shut up, and he'd talk so fast, I wouldn't even understand what he had said. He's worse than Tobi."

"Uhm...Kakuzu?" Kisame asked, with a shocked face.

"Yea?"

"Hi, Hidan." Itachi said, gulping and leaving the room.

Kakuzu turned around to find Hidan standing there with large watery eyes, his hands were closed into fists, and he was biting his lower lip, his whole body shaking.

"If-If I was annoying, y-you could've...told me..."

"Im sorry, Hidan. I didn't mean it. I wasn't even talking about you, honestly!" Kakuzu lied.

"I dont want your bullshit, I'll be in my room. Fucking...Fucking Bastard. I hate you!" Then Hidan turned and ran upstairs to his room.

Kakuzu stood there, dumbfounded. "Good going Kakuzu." Deidara said, running upstairs to get his friend.

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Hidan slipped his cellphone in his pocket, and jumped out of the window of the house. Running, again. He ran to the bridge, where he looked around for any watchers. No One. It was pretty dark. Something he loved. He stepped on the stone bridge rail, wiping his eyes with the back of his hand. He took out his cellphone and texted Kakuzu.

Dear MotherFucker.

I hoped your happy, because now I've gone and fucked up my life.

I really did love your stupid fucking ass.

Bye, Hidan.

He slipped it back into his pocket, and drew in a wavy breath. "This'll show them." Then he jumped into the icy waters below, sinking all the way to the bottom.

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