Kakuzu quickly took Hidan to a hotel room, who was dodging flames and burning birds.

Hidan plopped right onto the bed when they got there. Kakuzu sat in a computer chair by the window.

"Hey, Kuzu?"

Kakuzu turned to his partner, who was sprawled out on the bed. The way his partner was laying caused Kakuzu to blush.

"Hm?" Kakuzu asked, turning back around.

"Can we go eat. Im STARVING!!" Hidan said, frowning and rubbing his stomach.

"You're always hungry." Kakuzu turned to his partner once again.

"Please, Kuzu. Pwetty Pwease?" Hidan asked, giving Kakuzu a uke-ish look.

Kakuzu sighed. "Fine, but it's not going to be fancy."

"Aw, thanks Kakuzu~" Hidan grinned, and grabbed his cloak, running out of the room, and leaving behind a neglected Kakuzu.

--

Kakuzu took Hidan to a small restaurant. Hidan ordered Chocolate Milk, and a Fudge-Sicle.

"Y'know, That stuff will kill you later in life." Kakuzu told Hidan.

"Stupid. I'm immortal, remember?" Hidan replied, Slurping down his chocolate milk, and moving to his popsicle.

Kakuzu blushed at what he knew would happen. Hidan popped the fudge-sicle in his mouth.

The miser coughed nervously, earning Hidan's attention.

Hidan saw his partner's blush, and had felt his stares. So he popped the fudge-pop from his mouth, and turned to his partner.

"Whats the matter?" He popped it back in his mouth, "If Shoo Wan'e' one shoo shoo'ev ordehd one."

"Psh. Yeah right." Kakuzu rested his head in his hand, watching as Hidan quickly finished the popsicle, with chocolate all over his face.

Hidan examined the stick. "Hey, Kuzu? What did the painter name his kid?"

"Hn?" Kakuzu asked. "Art!" Hidan said, laughing, which caused Kakuzu to smile. The Banker quickly shook his head, ridding himself of the smile.

"You get it? If Deidara or Sasori had a baby, they'd name it art! That's funny righ-" Hidan stopped as he felt a moist towlette press against his face, cleaning it of the messy chocolate. Hidan stared at Kakuzu.

He coughed nervously, grabbing the towlette and wiping his face clean. "I can do it myself, Im not a baby." Hidan hopped off the bench. "Come on, let's leave."

Then Hidan walked out, leaving behind a confused Kakuzu.