A/N: So you guys like this story, huh? Good for you! Originally this chapter was supposed to be, like, its own private one-shot but this was the best idea I had… so I modified it a bit and added it on! Woo! Hope you guys like it :D. R&R. Oh yeah… this will mainly be in Emmett and Rosalie's POV. Why? 'Cause Emmett's the prankster and Rosalie's his wife :D. And also, there won't be any swearing or anything 'cause I stupidly rated this K and even though I don't check the ratings, someone else might, and I like to keep a seven year old's innocence, you know? BWAH… the funny bit is at the end, but don't skip or you won't have a clue what's going on.
Rosalie POV:
I knocked on Edward's door.
"Eddie?" I asked, but since I could not smell Bella in the room, I knew that I wouldn't be walking in on one of their private times, so I just barged in.
"What?!"
I sighed. "Oh Eddie… it was so sad that you didn't go hunting with us. Luckily I and Emmett brought you some blood. Mountain lion flavored."
"Edward. Not Eddie. Edward. And how kind of you, may I have some?" Edward asked.
"Sure. That's the point." I said, and handed him the jar full of the… blood.
"Mm. Yum. Now leave me in peace while I drink this glorious smelling blood. Ooh…" Edward requested while I smirked. Apparently the blood smelt better than Bella's neck, which is a giant feat.
"Going! I'll come back in five minutes, okay?"
I had barely closed the door when I heard a few funny noises, which nearly made me wet my pants from laughter, but I managed to run all the way to the back of Fork's Food Store before I started laughing.
"How did he like it?" Emmett asked eagerly. It was all his idea, and it's times like these when I don't know where I'd be without my husband.
"Oh, he loved it." I said in between giggles.
"Good," Emmett said, "now come on."
We ran back to the house at top speed. I wasn't about to miss Edward's face.
"EDDIE!" I yelled.
"Edward, not Eddie!" Edward said, exasperated.
"Whatever."
"But the blood was great; I've never tasted anything like it. So juicy, yet so yummy and delicious and perfect…" Edward sighed.
Both me and Emmett started laughing at that.
"What?" Edward asked, super confused.
"So," Emmett boomed, "I take it that you liked the ketchup?"
Mwah! Maybe that wasn't as funny as the first one, but it's still a June's Fools!
