I Wish the Vampire would Leave
Edward was watching me, as I slept, like always. I hadn't quite worked up the nerve, to tell a vampire, that he freaks me out. I mean seriously his eyes follow my every move. The worst part is he leaves every time I'm on my period. He says "I'm going hunting." But I know differently. Though, it's probably for the best, because I'm a total bitch when I am on the rag.
Since Edward just got back, I thank god for that abortion. Now it will be a while before he knows I love Jacob and almost had a pack of pups. I wonder if Jacob is still mad I killed the pups or if I can go fuck him right now.
Edward woke me up with the question, "Bella, what's with all the talk of puppies."
"What the fuck are you smoking, I hate dogs why would I ever get one?!" I must have been talking in my sleep, again. But Jacob isn't a dog he's a werewolf. I looked up at Edward and he was glaring. I didn't see why he thought he could glare at me. One, he left me and two he'd been taking the used tampons out of the bathrooms trash can. Edward's glare intensified by hundreds.
"What's on your mind, Edward?"
"How did you spend your time with Jacob?"
"You know, we cliff dived. I watched him work on his car." I told him, leaving out how I fucked Jake in the car and on the cliff. Edwards glare blazed, I assumed it was, because he doesn't like Jacob.
I don't hate Jacob as much as I would've hated Edward if my first time was with Edward. He would have killed me after my cherry popped. I sucked in a breath. "Yeah, so not pretty," I muttered.
I glanced at Edward a shocked expression on his face. After a couple of minutes of silence he finally said, "So, are you sure that's all you did with Jacob?"
"Why are you so worried about Jake?" I smiled, quickly dodging his question. Then I said, "Look butterfly!" I recalled Edward saying vampires were easily distracted. We sat there an hour while he stared at the pretty butterfly.
I quickly took my chance to go to sleep. The next morning he was still there .I guess I should have had sex with him, like all the other guys. Then he wouldn't be there the next morning, either. Even Jake hadn't skipped on a chance to disappear after a night.
"So Bella, what are your plans for today?" Edward asked.
"Well, I'll probably go hang with Jake or Alice" I looked at him to see his expression; it was void of any emotion.
"How about you go with Alice today? You've had the whole time I was gone to hang out with Jacob." Edward stated. Ah, fuck it. I can't just go to Jake's. Edward will think it's suspicious.
"Oh, okay. I'll go see Alice." I mean now I have something to talk to Alice about and it's been a while since she's made me go on a drug run for her.
To be continued…
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