Alice High as Hell

As I went unwillingly to Alice's, all I could think of is how badly I wanted Jake. It pissed me of to have to go where Edward told me to go, but I knew going to Jake's would piss off Edward. Lord knows pissing off a vampire could be dangerous, I mean look at what James did to me. He beat, raped, and tortured me, all because, Edward made a game out of taking his Klondike bar. I understand Edward didn't know that my life and virginity was on the line when he asked James "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" But I mean come on.

Well, Jake to me, was considered my first because, he stuck it in me raw dog. James, on the other hand, had used a condom so he doesn't count. Yes, I'm just that fucked up. I will tell you a secret I will never eat another Klondike bar in my fucking life.

"Hey, Bella I didn't know you were coming over there's a pack of Klondike bars in the freezer."

"NO! I'm not hungry Alice." I protested. "Bitch." I muttered under my breath, knowing she'd hear me.

"I'll ignore that you whore."She stated calmly.

"Good, you better ignore it or I won't go pick up from your supplier on sunny days anymore." I smirked knowing I had here by the balls on that comment.

"Whoa, now Bella does this little fight really need to go that far?"

Hah! Ha! I knew I had won at something in my miserable life. Yeah, Bella: 1, Alice: 739.

"Okay, no but, you knew that Klondike bar thing with Edward was going to happen and you didn't stop it." I said a little angrily.

"That's your fault. I thought it was a hallucination, not a vision. If you would have picked up my No-Dowz and weed, we would have been fine. Instead you bring me fucking LSD and coke. So what the fuck did you expect from me!" Alice accused.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that detail, Alice: 740, Bella: 1.

"So Bells, it's kind of sunny out." Alice promoted.

"Fine whore, I'll get your score." I chuckled, walking towards the door already. I stopped. "Who do you want it from Charlie or J. Jenks, the guy that makes your fake IDs?" I questioned.

"Charlie's shit has too many seeds. Get it from Jenks." Should have known Alice would make me go to Seattle for her crank. She just can't take Charlie's shit. As I arrived in Seattle I was greeted by one of Alice's man whores, who asked me if I wanted a ride on his dick .I quickly declined and asked if he could drive me to the spot. I got out of the car and met up with Jenks.

"You got the stuff Jenks?"

"What I've got, is that you are a fucking cliché. If you weren't paying out the ass, I would pop a cap out my 9 in yo ass, bitch." J. Jenks spat in his gangster voice.

"Shut the fuck up Jay, you're whiter than Ronald Raygen. And you know it. " I shouted at the poser.

"Okay, okay you don't have to be so mean." Jenks whined.

"Whatever! Just give me the shit."I handed him a hundred. He handed me a bag with a couple pounds of weed in it. "Love doing business with you." I smiled and took off with the man whore, back to the air port. Then to Forks from there, I arrived at the Cullen house. Walking through the front door, I heard something in the kitchen. So I grabbed a baseball bat and ran toward the kitchen. What I saw was…Was…Fucking hilarious. Alice sitting in the kitchen sink, butt ass naked.

"Bella, look out there's a fucking dragon!" Alice screamed erratically, pointing at an empty corner.

"Alice did you finish that LSD?" I asked already knowing the answer. "Maybe........ I can't remember. Ahhhh! The dragons biting you head off. Run Bella!"

"Alice there's no dragon. "You're having a hallucination from the LSD. Now you need to tell me where your clothes are, okay?" I breathed out soothingly. Alice nodded, got out of the sink, and grabbed a pile of clothes from in front of her.

"Ali, do you want your weed to calm down?" I held the bag out to her.

"Give me the goods, bitch." She demanded demonically, swiping the weed from me.

On the next installment of TT will Bella ever get the drug pickups right? Can Alice get a record of 800:1? Will Bella ever get a pack of werewolves of her own? All these answers and more, on Twisted Twilight. And for everyone's information we don't, do drugs that's our other cousin. Please review!