I love the title of this chapter. "The Idoits" LOL.
Luka's POV
Okay. Great. I'm lost in the woods with a gay guy, a drugie, and a text obsessed idoit. How awesome is that?
It's true. We ran into so many trees, we got lost. Neru had got that stupid circus tune in her head, and Haku was complaining, and thankfully Gakupo was being quiet. But, seriously, I'd rather be stuck with Mikuo. Or not. I'd rather be stuck with the Haines. Atleast they're quiet most of the time, and I wouldn't be lost.
"Luka! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Neru yelled at me.
"How is it my fault?" I said. Of course she blamed me.
"Because! If you hadn't of woken me up, I WOULD BE HOME WATCHING T.V!" She yelled.
"No, you'd be at home, texting."
"Whatever." She said back. "I want to go home!" She yelled again. Then she tried to calm down, so she started huming the circus tune.
"I'm surprised Len and Rin don't get lost." Gakupo said. I was about to tell him to stop talking, but I didn't.
"I'm surprised Haku's still walking straight." Neru said.
"Why arn't you texting?" I asked her.
"Because, I LOST SERVICE!!!" She yelled. "And, it died." She started to cry.
I sighed. "Why did Meiko have to take in her?" I looked at Haku.
"I don't know." She shrugged. "But, I'm outta sake!" She started to cry too.
"I know why she got you. To be drinking buddies." I giggled.
I really wanted to get out of there. But, to be honest, we weren't even trying. We were just walking around, hoping we didn't go the wrong way. Which is probabley the worst escape route ever. Never do that if you're lost. Never works like in the movies.
"Why don't we try listening." Gakupo suggested.
"FOR WHAT!" I yelled. "LISTEN FOR WHAT! Mikuo yelling 'Hey guy's! I have a funny little story' and most likly it won't be funny or little!?" I asked saying the Mikuo part attempting to sound like Mikuo. Which I did very badly.
"Let's listen for circus music!" He said.
"But, if we hear that, we just went in a circle." Haku said.
"Yeah. I hear it." I said.
"Me too." The other three stated.
"It's offical. We are total IDOITS." I looked around. If we went the wrong way, we'd just end up going back in a circle. "This way."
We walked for like ever, and finally, we saw the orphanage.
"Yay. We're on the right path. Just keep walking!" Neru yelled.
So, we kept walking, and we're finally free of the forest, around ten o'clock p.m. Longest walk, ever.
When got to the house, I saw Miku standing outside. Rin was by the river by the house sitting with her feet in the water, and Len was sitting down reading. Normal.
"Hey Miku-Chan!" Neru ran up to her. Soon, me and Haku followed. "You'll never guess what happened to us!"
"What?" She replied.
"We got lost in the Dark Woods." I said.
"Well." Miku started to whisper. "Um, something's wrong with Len."
Neru looked at her in confussion. "How big?" She asked.
"Um,.." She stared at Neru. "Pretty big."
"Oh. I got this."
Neru's POV
Something was wrong with Len. Miku said it was pretty big, so I only knew of one way to fix it.
I walked over to Len, and he looked up in confussion. "What?" He said.
And, very bravly, I slapped the crap outta him. "SNAP OUTTA IT!" I yelled.
"What was that for!" He yelled back.
"Uh,..." I ran back up to Miku, Luka, and Haku. "Uh, It didn't worked."
"NO DUH!" Miku yelled. Then she started to whisper again. "It's kinda unbelievable at first. But, Len-Kun's gone. That's the dream."
Mikuo's POV
The only part I heard of Miku's conversation with Luka, Neru, and Haku was. "We got lost in the Dark Woods."
Which reminds me of when I got lost.
"Hey, you guy's know how you said you were lost?" I said with my head stuck out the window.
"Oh boy." I heard Miku mumble under her breath. To be honest, I don't know why I talk so much. It just comes out, and I can't stop.
"Well, one time. Me and Kaiko got lost. And, we were gone for like, hours. So, we decided to-"
"I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!" Luka yelled. "Go talk to Ren, or something."
"I don't wanna walk." I said.
Dream's POV
I'll tell you something. This family is insane.
Miku is self-centered. Rin is, well, Rin. Luka has anger issues. Neru just crazy, and blah, blah, blah. It goes on, and on, and on.
I would of expected better from the Alices. No wonder they had dreams about being, well, Miku anyway, rich. I could only of wonder what Len acted like. Acording to Rin, he's smart, like's to read, loves bananas, gets mad when you call him a shota, and makes a pretty cute neko. Which, of course, I could care less.
Anyway, he did like to read, cause I fount a lot of books. One was called Hot Spice another called Trick and Treat and one called Halloween Monster Party Night. There was a bunch more, but I was reading whatever the heck The World is Mine is. I had no idea what it was about. Something about a princess, and a prince, and blah, blah, blah.
I looked over at Miku. She was talking to Luka, Neru, and Haku. And, Mikuo had his head out the window.
Well, I guessed it was time to have some fun, so I put the book down, and went inside the house. I picked up the sling-shot that was laying on the ground, and fount a little tiny bouncey-ball to use in it.
I aimed it towards Mikuo. He was bent over, so I figured it would be funny. I shot the boncey-ball, and it hit Mikuo right where I attended it to. Hehe.
"OH MY GOD!" He yelled standing up, turning toward's me. "OWWW!"
"Opps." I walked towards the small kitchen, and grabed a banana. I can understand why Len liked them. They tasted good.
"Okay, I don't care that that's the dream, the was fuuny." I heard Luka laughing. She would laugh at the pain of any boy vocaloid. I guess she just did. She enjoyed pain on others. Weird.
Luka's POV
Okay. I missed Len and everything, but I thought the Dream was kinda funny. From what Miku told me, the dream's pure evil. So, I went to talk to it. Or he. Or she. What the freak is the dream? Oh well, I'll just say it for right now.
"Hey." I walked into the kitchen. "So, you're the almighty, pure evil, so called demotic dream." Opps. I guess demotic slipped. Oh well.
It looked at me. It's eyes were big, black, and emotionless. They were only big 'cause Len has big eyes. He WAS a shota. "Demotic?"
"Uh, that's what Meiko said." Meiko always says crap like that. I looked around the room for her, and spotted her on the table. "She's wasted."
"Okay." The dream said. "How'd you know it was me?"
"Miku told me." I picked up a old sock that was near, and threw it at Meiko.
She jolted up. "I feel like a pretty princess." After she said that she fell back down.
"She needs help." The dream opened the fridge and pulled out a Dr. Pepper. "Bad."
I watched as the dream headed towards the couch. I'd been wondering why the fact that Len was gone hadden really affected anyone. Was it because the dream was Len now, so we didn't think we had lost him? Or, was it the fact we were all to selfish to care, we only think of ourselves cause we're poor? Maybe, it's because Len didn't really talk to us. He only opened up to Rin. He never told us what was wrong. He just kept all in side, and when the time came, he'd only cry it out infront of his sister.
So, maybe, Rin was the only one crying , because, maybe, just maybe, she loved her brother more then she should.
Well, then.
Last Chapter:
1. Alice of Human Sacrifice
2. Circle You, Circle You
3. Dark Woods Circus
4. Daughter/ Servant of Evil (Yes that counts as one now.)
Well, here's kaito's ice cream for whoever got it.
This time, there's seven songs. I'll just give it away. seven.
Who ever get's it get's A MINI- ROAD ROLLER!
