A/N: Hey people! Here's the second chapter of Simpsonize Me! Hope you like it. Thanks to my reviewers: stick fight3 and Pixie dust of doom. You guys rock!

Disclaimer: If I owned Danny Phantom and/or the Simpsons, I'd be filthy stinkin' rich.

Simpsonize Me, chapter 2

"I'm Bart Simpson, Who the hell are you?"

"Uhh…" Danny really couldn't think of anything to say. The guy looked pretty intimidating and he looked about ready to murder him.

"Didn't you hear me?" said Bart "I said, "Who the hell are you"."

"Bart!" exclaimed Lisa, "please don't scare away my new friends."

"Wait, these guys are your friends? No offense, Lis, but I didn't think you could make friends this fast."

"Bart, that just proves how inattentive you are." Lisa said dryly. "Anyway, on with the intros. Danny, Sam, Tucker, this is my brother Bart. Bart, these are Danny, Sam and Tucker."

Bart simply shrugged and sat between Danny and Tucker and draped an arm around Danny's shoulders. "So you wanna go out with my sister, huh kid?" he started

Danny shifted uncomfortably under the intense gaze of this spiky haired blonde. Sam and Tucker looked at Lisa with looks that clearly said, 'this guy is insane'.

"Well I got news for ya, man: ain't gonna happen." Bart told Danny. "You too, nerd." He said directing his gaze at Tucker.

"Who, me?" Tucker asked with mock surprise. "Why are talking to me? You should still be talking to Danny. I'm surprised he even had the guts to ask Lisa out."

"Guys, just leave Danny alone," said Lisa "he just asked me out. It's not like he raped me or anything."

Sam nodded. "Yeah, but Tucker's right. Why'd you ask Lisa out, Danny? You just met her, after all."

"Well, she seems pretty interesting." Danny looked at Lisa, while blushing a bit "I want to get to know her better."

Sam felt another wave of jealousy hit her. Danny, how much cluelessly cuter can you get? She thought I wish you'd look at me like that.

"As flattered as I am, it's not necessary to go on a date to get to know me. For now, we're just friends, okay?" Lisa said as gently as she could, trying not to hurt him.

Danny just nodded.

Bart stood up. "I'd suggest you watch your back, Lis. Some guys are pretty desperate." And with that he left.

Lisa scoffed. "I swear, sometimes he can be way over-protective."

--Line Break—

It was after school and Danny, Sam, Tucker and Lisa were laughing their asses off under the old oak tree in the park.

"Oh my gosh, did you see the look on Dash's face after she said all that scientific crap?" Tucker said while wiping tear from his eyes.

"Yeah, priceless!" Danny agreed. Meanwhile, Sam was leaning against Lisa (who was trying to suppress her own giggles), trying to catch her breath.

The group had gone to the park and Dash just happened to be there and asked Lisa out. She rejected him, saying something about how she would never date him, not even in the infinite amount of alternate universes there were in existence. She then started rambling about Einstein's theory of relativity, and God knows what else. Dash left with a confused look on his face; partly because he wasn't used to rejection (especially from such a pretty girl) but mostly because he couldn't comprehend most of the things she said.

All of a sudden, an annoyed grunt which could be translated as "D'OH" was heard not too far off in the distance. Lisa tensed up immediately and the laughter ceased.

"Oh, no. God no." she said, incredibly shocked as her eyes were as wide as dinner plates.

"What's wrong, Lisa?" asked a concerned Danny. Seriously, the girl looked like she had seen a ghost.

"M-my dad. He's here…" The rest looked at her with confused looks on their faces. Was her father a murderer or something?

Lisa started panicking, "He's supposed to be at work! God, I hope mom and Maggie aren't here…"

But of course, that was ALL just wishful thinking.

--Yet ANOTHER Line Break—

A/N: SO SORRY for the late update. There was a bunch of crap going on… But school is FINALY out! VIVA LA FREEDOM!! So expect faster updates. Yes I KNOW this chapter was short. The next one should be longer. Signing out!

-Vivi