A/N: Waz up! Thanks to all my reviewers for ch. 2: HermyStar, my almost-co-author Last Samurai Ryu-san and the ever-so-faithful stick fight3. Here's chapter 3!

Disclaimer: Do I look like I own Danny Phantom or the Simpsons?

Simpsonize Me, chapter 3

Lisa Simpson had always been the misfit in her family. She was everything they never would've imagined. She was nothing like her dad and brother, who were a bit on the dumb side. Her mother was a neat-freak housewife, and her younger sister was an aggressive tomboy. Lisa was incredibly intelligent, with an outstanding IQ of 159. She was also a feminist, an environmentalist and vegetarian, a Buddhist, and had many liberal beliefs.

Lisa Simpson: the misfit, oddball, and outcast. That's all she was to them. They were different from her.

It was also why she was always so terrified of her friends and acquaintances meeting the family. Her father always ended up ruining it all, as she painfully learned over the years.

She was about to encounter insane Homer yet again.

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"Oh, crap. I hope they don't find us." Lisa prayed silently, fear evident in her eyes.

Sam spoke up, "Ok, Lisa. Just tell us what's wrong and we'll help you. Calm down."

"CALM DOWN-"Lisa quickly clamped her hand over her mouth. I hope they didn't hear me.

Danny, Sam and Tucker still had confused looks on their faces until they hear a raspy voice.

"Was that Lisa?" asked the raspy voice.

"I'm pretty sure it was," said another voice, this one much younger and with a rough edge to it. "And I think it came from right…over…here!"

Suddenly, a little girl around the age of 7 or 8 appeared in front of the startled group. She had short blonde hair and sky blue eyes. The girl wore tomboyish clothes-with the exception of a small, rather girly blue bow in her hair-and had an old red pacifier on a string around her neck as some sort of necklace. She had a knowing smirk on her face that greatly matched the mischievous glint in her eyes and the hands on her hips. For a kid she looked pretty intimidating.

The raspy voice spoke up again. "Are you sure Mag- there you are, Lisa!" A woman appeared; she looked like she was in her early 40's. With her lime green dress, red pearls and orange flats she looked like a regular woman- except that her hair was blue and up in a rather large beehive.

Lisa smiled nervously. "Hi mom… Maggie." Her eyes shifted from side to side "Where's dad?" She then tensed up at the sound of another voice.

"Don't worry, sweetie, here I am." A man appeared this time; he was fat, bald, and was wearing a white collared shirt, blue pants and old grey dress shoes. The vibe he gave off was much like Jack Fenton's: obnoxious, stupid and downright oblivious. Everyone knew this would not end well.

"Aren't you going to introduce us to your new friends, Lisa?" asked her mom. She seemed like a nice enough woman like Maddie Fenton.

Lisa cleared her throat; it was obvious this was awkward for her. "Um… guys, this is my family: my mom Marge, my dad Homer and my little sister Maggie. Mom, dad, Maggie...these are my friends Danny, Sam and Tucker."

Marge smiled at them warmly, Maggie's smirk grew and Homer, as always, made a stupid comment.

"Hey, you. Kid in the hat." Homer said referring to Tucker. "You remind me of one of Bart's friends. Millhouse, I think's his name. Nice kid but a real nerd. Just like you."

Lisa sighed and shakily said, "I think we should go now." She was trying to save herself from further embarrassment.

The trio had pretty much blank looks on their faces. So the man was like Jack Fenton; it only took that comment to figure it out.

Danny lookd at Lisa sympathetically. And I thought I had embarrassing parents.

--Hurray For the Line Break—

The quartet found themselves on a park bench around two hours later away from Lisa's family. The poor girl suffered from massive humiliation. Apparently Mr. Simpson had some rather embarrassing photos of his kids lying around in his wallet and one of them had baby Bart and Lisa naked in a kiddie pool. It was quite mortifying, to say the least.

"Once again, sorry you had to see that."Lisa said.

Danny put a hand on her shoulder. "Its okay, Lisa. You're acting as if you're the only person in this world who has embarrassing parents. Trust me, you do not want to meet mine."

Lisa chuckled a bit. "Well, yeah. Dad's done worse things." She started blushing furiously. "sometimes he even sits around in his tightie-whities drinking beer when the game's on."

Sam and Tucker got up. "Well I don't know about you guys but we better get going."

Everyone agreed; it was a pretty eventful day. They all said their goodbyes and went home for the night.

There was a silent evil chuckle from a tall figure watching from the shadows.

"Enjoy your freedom while it lasts, children."

--Line Break—

A/N: Sorry for the long wait. I've been trying to enjoy my summer vacation while it lasts… and I've been lazy. Sue me. Anyway, the next chapter is where the real action begins. Sort of. Whatever. Free cookie to whoever can guess the person right there. It's obviously not a ghost and it's someone from Bart and Lisa's past…

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