Kay, so I was in a car for infinite amounts of time with a computer. I typed like 4 chapters for stuff; nice use of my time, eh?
Sorry this one is so short; there's a reason though. See, one day in Lit our teacher asked us to write a story. I don't even remember what we were supposed to write about, but this is what I gave her. And if you see a bunch of weird words, that's cause part of the assignment was to use vocab words. So, please enjoy my weirdness!
PS- my teacher liked it.
:12: Insanity
I will be very forthright with you. You ask what I would change about the world given the chance? I would decree that the earth be smaller! How dare you scoff at my idea? It is completley plausible! You think I'm being facetious? Of course I'm not. I shall muster up a force that will work with me to reduce gravity.
I am deeply anguished that you do not beleive I could acheive this goal. I could do it, and with unsurpassed finesse. All that I need is for you to give me time to instill the details, and then you will beleive! I have a premonition of how this could help the world; imagine! People being able to flu about, things floating around by themselves. Isn't it a wonderful vision?
Do you still not beleive in me? I must purge you of all doubt! I am resolute in my determination to do this. All of the repurcussions will be great! I'm tellig you, they would!
Hey, why are you trying to put that white jacket on me? And why are you talking so slowly? Do you think I'm stupid or something? No, I won't get in that car with you. Wait, so say there's food in there? Well,I supposed it wouldn't hurt... Wait, where are you taking me? What is this 'rehabilitation' of which you speak? No! It' a trap! Someone! Help meeeee...