"Haha! Sempai hurt himself!" Tobi said, standing up and hitting his head as well. This minor distraction made Konan's head tur to see them, then turned to Zetsu and found the remaining passenger was gone. "..." Sasori shifted off towards the end of the plane as 'the old guy'
The plane stopped and the flight attendants opened the doors. Itachi was heading out the door but--- The stairs weren't there so he just fell and faceplanted on the ground. Kisame was screaming Itachi's name and jumped out the window after his partner.
Konan watched the two jump out, sighing as she waited for the stairs. Zetsu held a satisfied grin. "Waht the f*ck are you looking at?" Hidan growled. Tobi cried a little "Sempai my head hurtsssss" he whinned.
Deidara just hit Tobi on the head and headed for the exit. He stepped down the stairs untill he reached the ground. "Ahh finally, un!" Deidara said happily untill he realised how much hotter it was in Hawaii. He started to head towards the cool air conditioned place which was called the airport, not bothering to wait for the others.
"Owwww Deidara Sempai wait for meeee~" Tobi said, chasing after him. Konan stepped down the stairs after zetsu, keepign a close eye on him. Hidan did th same, grumbling something
Pein headed down the steps, arms crossed and not really looking where he was going. He ended up tripping on a step and falling down the stairs untill he reached the bottom all twisted and... uncomfortable looking. Itachi was right next to him, still on the ground. He heard someone land next to him, but couldn't see who. "Hey, babe can I get your number?" Itachi said cooly. Pein had a serious WTF face going on with his right eye twitching. He smacked Itachi and got up, dusted himself and headed towards the airport.
"Wheeee~ Sempai look there's some pretty girls in grass skirts. (Yes they actually do do that.) and they are dancing to preyy music!" Tobi said, stating the obvious. "Foood...." Zetsu said
Deidara looked at the girls in grass skirts. His eyes stopped on a girl with blond hair, in the same style as his. The girl locked eyes with him and smiled, blushing a bit. Deidara looked at the girl and did a big lion roar somehow. The girl's eyes widened and she stepped back, tripping on her skirt and crawled back as far as she could from Deidara. Deidara stood with a victory smile on his face. "HAWAII PEOPLE NONE DEIDARA ONE, UN!" And he started running around with his arms outstretched knocking over people as he ran about untill he tripped over a chair(lots of tripping going on here o-o)
"...Deidara's gone mad, un." Tobi said, giggling to himself that he just used Deidara's catch phrase. "Yummy..." Zetsu said, but saw the hawk look in Konan's eyes and kept walking, wlaking over the tripped Deidara and going down an escalator to get their stuff.
Pein entered the airport finally, Kisame behind him dragging the Uchiha by his arm. Pein headed towards a Tim Hortons(Now I gotta put this in the story after that talk about it D:) And bought some Timbits. He stuffed his mouth full with them untill he looked like a chimpmunk with crumbs all over his face and skipped towards the escalator. Kisame watched his leader skip by and sweatdropped. Itachi was beginning to stir, after being knocked out by Pein's slap. He looked up and barely saw Kisame's outline and noticed he was holding on to him. Kisame looked over at the Uchiha and saw him staring at... him. Itachi smiled and Kisame began to blush. "Itachi...." "Kisame.... I SMELLS CHICKEN!" Itachi jumped up and ran foward running into a random pole and falling over. Kisame sighed.
Tobi watched Itachi and sweatdropped. "But Itachi-san, there's no chic--I SMELL CHICKENS!' Tobi flew down the escalator. There were actual chickens in the airport (I've never seen any, but with the chickens here, god knows where they could be.) And a small pig. (Yes, a pig. I've never seen either but i wouldn't put it past either.) "Let's sacrifice them to Jashin..."
Kakuzu was last to come in the airport. He wanted to be behind everyone so he can pick pocket people without the others yelling at him. He began doing rolls like a ninja and humming 'Ninja of the night'. "I used my Chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car!" Kakuzu whispered to him self the song as he hid in the shadows. He waited untill a wealthy looking person in highheels, a sparkly dress and... a big purse stopped in front of him as she checked her cell phone. He used his threads to grab her wallet from her purse and quickly hid again before she realised. He put the wallet in his back pocket and rolled around to the other side and stood up. "Score!!!" Kakuzu yelled happily. The lady turned around and looked at him. "Hey there big boy!" She-- he perhaps said in a deep manly voice. Kakuzu's eye twitched but he walked away with his prized winnings.
Hidan blinked as they were going to the terminal now to grab their bags and their they had to wait. "Pein." Konan said, sweatdropping. "Since Zetsu...ate all the other passengers, do we take their bags too?" She murmured. Tobi sat on it and waved at Dei. Then the machine started as Tobi tried to jump off, but his cloak got stuck in there, so he was waving frantically as he whirled around slowlyThe first bag came and crashed onto Tobi. "Sempai help meeeee."
Deidara crossed him arms watching Tobi helplessy caught in the machine. "Nah, I think I'm going to leave you in there, un" He said with an evil grin. Pein crossed his arms, standing next to Konan. "I think we should take their bags. We might be found out if all the bags are still here later on. Perhaps we can sell their stuff for some money for the organiza--" "DID SOMEONE DAY MONEY?" Kakuzu yelled, his head poking out of a flowerpot, a daisy drooping over his face.
"Sempaiiiii" Tobi said as another bag buried him. Konan nodded and started removing the bags. Zetsu helped and Hidan, surprisngly, did. "Kakuzu, help us, and I'll give you the richest looking bag with probably lots of money in it." Hidan murmured. Konan puleld the bags off Tobi and picked up his mask. "Where did Tobi go, Deidara? He left his mask."
"I don't know, and I don't care, un" Deidara growled at Konan, and grabbed his bag. Kakuzu jumped out of the pot, how he fit in there, only god knows. He already had his bags with him, he wasn't going to leave them alone where some person could take his stuff. He began grabbing whatever bags that looked like they contained valuable stuff.
Tobi came out of the sea of bags. "Tobi wants to know where his mask is!" Tobi said as Konan blinked at him. "...Here's your mask back..." she murmured. Tobi put that mask on his other mask and sounded happy. "So that's how you look like without the mask." Konan said sarcastically
Deidara scratched the back of head. His idiot partner didn't wear just one lollipop mask but... two? Deidara then began to search for his bags. He finally found two with a clay bird drewn on them with the words 'Dei's Stuff' Written under it. Itachi and Kisame finally came down, the Uchiha fainted again and being dragged by Kisame. Pein already had his stuff and was sitting on a bench with his legs crossed reading a book.
They finally managed to grab all the bags, and they soon discovered that it was A LOT of bags. "So how the f*ck are we gunna get this all? Make zetsu eat it and throw it up?" Hidan growled.
Suddenly Kakuzu was running down the escalator with that... he-she person from before running after him. "Help, a mad man is running after meeeee~!" Kakuzu shouted, speeding by with the guy right on his heels.... running while wearing heels aswell, I have no idea how you run like that. So Kakuzu found a McDonalds and hopped over the register, the little kids crying because he knocked over their fries. Kakuzu ran through the kitchen but... it was a dead end. He turned around to see the creepy guy creeping closer to him. Security began to come. They came into the kitchen and tried to grab them both but he broke free from their grip. He then grabbed a bottle of ketchup. "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS!" He shouted as he began to squirt ketchup on the suits they were wearing. "OSHIT TOMATOES STAIN! RUN AWAYYYY". Kakuzu was victorious untill he noticed the guy was right behind him. Kakuzu slowly turned around and screamed like a little girl, crashing through the wall, leaving a Kakuzu shaped hole in it.
"What the f*ck is that?" Hidan growled, wathcing Kakuzu be chased by the man-lady and...then disappearing. Sasori jumped out of the old man, having no choice, and stuffed the extra bags inside of them. "Thank me later...I hate waiting." He murmured. "SASODEIIIII~" Fangirls started screaming in the airport. Konan and Hidan were quick to leave. "Sempai! Look! The fangirls ahve rope!"
Deidara was being chased by fangirls. "Why do they only come out when Sasori no danna comes out of that stupid puppet, un?" Deidara thought to himself. He quickly made a turn to the left and lost the fangirls long enough to make a clay clone of himself and sent it to the direction they went. "There, we're safe for a while un."
Sasori just disappeared and Hiruko moved by itself mysteriously. Tobi decided to look for Kakuzu so they could leave, with all the bags checked as Zetsu mysteriously fisappeared as the screaming fangirls died off one by one
Kakuzu fell through the ceiling and fell on the floor in front of Pein. Pein sweatdropped and grabbed him, beginning to drag Kakuzu out of the airport. Kisame and Itachi had their bags, the Uchiha awake again. Itachi walked up the man-lady who was looking for Kakuzu. He squinted a bit. "Hey Leader-sama! I feel the force from the chickens!" Then he proceeded to give him a hug untill. "Hey Leader, I didn't know you had boobs. L-o-l" Then the Uchiha skipped off and tripped over some fat little boy eating a big hamburger. "Sorry ma'am, I didn't see you there!" "He barely sees at all" Kisame said while he watched the kid cry and Itachi skip away again. "Billy what's the matter?" Surprisingly the mom/dad.. I'm not sure was the man-lady. The kid spat out a bite from the burger. "It tastes like burning!" He whined. Kisame headed towards the insane Uchiha partner of his who was spinning around the airport, dragging him outside aswell.
"Just keep walking Hidan...jsut keep walking..." He growled. "Hey Leader! Where the hell are we going anyhow?" He barked at Pein. Zetsu followed them all last, smiling as his hungry was fulfilled and the fangirls was no more.
Pein opened a booklet and read. "Well, there should be someone outside holding a sign saying 'Akatsuki'. They'll drive us to a hotel that is reserved for us and that's where we're staying. Deidara then walked out of the airport. There you're all, un!" He said while eating a burger. "Gyahhhh! This tastes like burning, un!" Deidara yelled as he spat out the burger, threw it on the ground and stepped on it angerly.
"Poor burger...you barely had time to live." Tobi whimpered. "Tobi, throw a funeral later." Konan said as Sasori was still magically delici--disappeared. Hidan was probably cursing in his mind and got in a worse and worse mood.
Pein looked around, he then spotted the 'Akatsuki' sign. "THERE I SEE THE HAPPY SIGN, LET US GO" He exclaimed, pointing to the left. As he approached the person holding the sign, his jaw dropped open. "Y-you-you are---!"
It was Oorochimaru doing the thriller dance. Tobi decided it looked fun and forgot about the hamburger funeral and joined him. "Deidara, your new partner is a brat." Sasori murmured to him. Where the hell did he come from. Suddenly all the sasodei fangirl swarmed them. "Grr...Kakuzu help me kill them all and I'll pay you." Hidan growled. "This is going to be one hell of a vacation." Konan murmured pesstimistically. Zetsu smiled at thim.
Kakuzu came up beside Hidan and faced the fangirls. "I'm going to eat your hear." He said in some high pitched-witch like voice. Deidara walked up to Tobi and stuck his finger in his eye hole. Pein just facepalmed and shooked his head from side to side.
"Deidara sempai that hurtsssss" Tobi wailed when he did that. Hidan and Kakuzu went to killing as zetsu disposed of the dead bodies. Sasori sighed as he opened up Hiroku and uncomfortbly got in and now was in Hiruko so no more fangirls would come.
Orochimaru then finished his dance. "Alright get in the car!" He said, blowing a kiss to the members. He pointed behind him. A van, shaped like a white snake was behind him. He had a Sasuke bobblehead in the front. Pein's eye twitched. Itachi closely looked at the front of the van. "FOOLISH BROTHER, YOUR LACK HATRED! AMATERASU!" Black flames flew onto the glass. "NUUUU, NOT MY OROCHIMOBILE!" Orochimaru flung himself onto the Uchiha, causing him to lose his focus and the flames to go out.
"..." All members were speechless. "...I think I'm going to walk." Sasori said, shifting away from the van. "Seriously..." Hidan agreed after all the fangirls were killed and gave Kakuzu a hundred dollars. "Sooo why do we have the gay snake guy again?" "I'M NOT GAY!" "But you want Sasuke's body." "...Ew." Konan murmured
Pein crossed his arms and faced the members. Get in, or else. I paid good money for... it" Orochi waved happily "To drive us to the hotel." Pein jumped into the van and motioned the other to come in, glaring at them with a come-in-or-die look. Deidara sighed and hopped in, Kisame came next helping the Uchiha in, sitting him as far as possible from the Sasuke bobblehead.
Tobi went to go get Sasori and threw the old guy puppet in and landed, ironically, on Deidara. Tobi hoped in. Konan sat next to Pein, sighing and Zetsu sat in the front, staring at the sasuke bobblehead and licked his lips. Hidan jumped in, grumbling something.
Kakuzu then came in last, squishing everyone as he made room. Orochi then slammed the doors shut and sat in the drivers seat. He turned on the van and headed on the highway. "Mmmhmm, I think we need musics!" He pressed play on the stereo and Michael Jackson music started playing. "Oh, hell no, un!" Deidara complained, covering his ears.
"Deidara Sempai your hands are licking the inside of your ears!" Tobi pointe dout "THEY WANT YOUR BRAIN! I'LL SAVE YOU!" He said, dive bombing towards him. Sasori something scruffled away in teh cramped car as Tobi landed on Deidara. He shifted to the back, incase Deidara blew up the van.
"What the hell, Tobi you idiot, get off un!" Deidara commanded, attempting to push him off. Pein sighed. "I'm hungry" He mummbled. Suddenly Kabuto popped out from the floor. "I have burgers!" He said happily, holding a tray piled with burgers on it.
Tobi screamed like a little girl and jumped off Deidara, shivering on Hidan. "Get off of me!" He growled as he was pushed onto Zetsu. "Yummy." Tobi screamed again and jumped on Hiroku, opened him and threw Sasori out and crawled in. Sasori landed on Dei, again. Sasori blinked, got off of him and opened Hiroku and threw Tobi out the window.
"Tobi is blasting off again!" Itachi said, staring in a different direction. Kisame facepalmed. "Itachi...." "That's what she said!" Itachi yelled, pointing to a burger. Orochimaru started singing along to the music, causing Dei to cover his ears again. His handmouthes bit him on the ear. "Ow, un!" Deidara yelled. Blood started to drip. "OSHIT IM BLEEDING, HELP UN!!!"
"Ugh." Sasori said, crawling on people and sat next to him, getitng out an array of badnages and put a bandaid on his hear. "You're hopeless, brat..." Sasori murmured. Tobi hung on, sniffling from the bumper.
"Thanks danna, un" Deidara said, doing the finger thing Hinata does. Kakuzu had all the burgers on his lap, saying he was going to sell them to all the fat little kiddies. Pein then saw the hotel up ahead. "We're almost there!"
Then splat! There was a randomf fangirl screamign SASODEI and having a nosebleed, then fell off the car as the van shifted,as if it was running over a large object. "Finally! EWW TOBI HAS BLOOD! TOBI HAS BLOOD ON HIS FACE!" Tobi screamed from the back. Sasori sighed in defeat.
The van stopped suddenly. "WE'RE HERE~!" Orochi yelled, opening the door and running around. He opened the doors for everyone, Pein glared at him. "Can I rejoin Akats-" "No."
Sasori and his puppet was the second to leave, for Tobi was already outside, covered in blood and screaming bloody murder. "Tch, we had to have a hotel accross some weird glass building ting?" Hidan said, glaring at it then blinked. "Well hello sexy~" He said, upon his own reflection.
Kakuzu hit Hidan on the head once he got out. Deidara got out at the other side, stretching and laughing at Tobi. Pein got out and headed to the hotel. Kisame and Itachi got out right after Pein. "Agh, the light, eet burns!" Itachi screamed out, hiding in Kisame's shadow. Kisame sighed, stepping to the left. The Uchiha rolled to the left aswell, once again in Kisame's shadow.
"What the f*ck was that for?!" Hidan growled. "Tobi's a good boy..." Tobi yelped in pain, following Deidara. Konan came out. pretending she didn't know anyone. Zetsu walked out and was hungry again. ut it wasn't like no one knew THAT. And Sasori just walked out.
Pein entered the hotel lobby. He walked over to the receptionist, where she was sitting there reading a book from the Icha Icha Paradise. She looked up, looking a bit frightend "Uh, what can I do for you?" "I have arrangements for me and my.. er friends to stay here a week in this hotel. Under the name 'Akatsuki'" The receptionist flipped through a book that was on the desk. "Ah yes, you have all the rooms on the top floor" She handed him lots of keys, then went back to reading her book. Pein went back to the lobby, sitting on one of the couches they had there.
Hidan grumbled on the couch, wanting to do another ritual that he couldn't fully complete in the airplane's bathroom. Zetsu watched people walk by, almost smiling at them. Konan sat on another couch, glaring at Zetsu. Tobi clung to Deidara. "Sempaiiiii." Sasori was in his old puppet, well aware that fangirls were right behind him, waiting to squeal.
Pein threw each member a key. "Here's your bedroom key, go find your room and shut up". He got up and walked to the stairs, going up towards his room. "I wonder if he still remembers, we're on the top floor" Kisame said, crossing his arms. "How many floors are in this hotel anyways?" Kakuzu asked. "IT'S OVAR 9000!" Itachi yelled, jumping up. Kisame sighed, once again at his partner. Deidara glared at the fan girls behind his danna. "Hey Hidan i'll give you five bucks if you go all 'sacrifice for Jashin' on 'em, un"
Hidan blinked at him, then the fangirls. "F*ck yeah." He said, making his little sytchy appear and chased the fangirls. "Go get your partner when you can, Kakuzu." Konan murmured, following Pein. Ztsu followed Hidan for obvious reasons, well was, until Konan went and dragged him with her. Sasori shuffled towards Deidara. "Thanks."
"Heh, no problem danna, un. That five bucks was a fake anyways, yeah" Deidara said with an evil grin on his face. Meanwhile, Pein was still going up the stairs. "HOW MANY FUCKING STAIRS ARE THERE?!" Pein complained loudly, sweating and panting. Kakuzu was sitting on the couch, his head on his hand. "Hey Hidan, I wont stop you aslong as you don't get blood all over their wallets when you're done." Kisame stood up, grabbing Itachi's sleeve and leading him towards the elevator.
"Gotcha." Hian said, obviously not caring as he striked one girl at a time. Zetsu took the wallets out and elft them there, out of the blood, and ate the bodies. Konan was flying happily on a paper crane next to Pein. She failed to realize Zetsu (somehow) escaped her grasp and was eating bodies. Tobi was...strangely nowhere to be found. Sasori shuffled towards the elevador, the SMART way of travel
Pein eventually collapsed on the stairs. "Oh, my god. How many floors are in this hotel anyways?" He could just hear Itachi as the elevator passed that floor shout out 'It's over 9000!'. Downstairs, Kakuzu was grabbing all the wallets on the ground, money signs in his eyes. Deidara got up and ran towards the elevator Sasori was going towards.
Sasori went in the elevador, hoping Deidara wouldn't, for once, make him wait. Tobi was STILL strangely nowhere to be seen. Konan had her paper crane bird pick Pein up and fly. Hida killed them all and no wallets got bloody and there were nobodies, except for a chesire smile from Zetsu. "You freak...don't f*cking smile like that. Ever. That's as bad as Itachi smiling..."
"ACHOOOO~!" Itachi wiped his nose with his sleeve. "Maybe someone is talking about you" Kisame chuckled. "Of course, since I am the great weasel!" Itachi said proudly, puffing out his chest. Deidara slid in the elevator as the door was closing. The edge of his cloak getting caught. "Oh shoot, un". Kakuzu was sitting in the third elevator, counting his money. He looked through some of the wallets. "Hmmm, this one has only twenty bucks, poor kid." He pulled out a coupon. Kakuzu's eye twitched at what it said, but suddenly the elevator made a big 'BANG' noise and jumped up suddenly. Kakuzu looked up, noticing that the light that showed what floor he was on was going down quickly. "ON NOES, I'M GOING TO CRASH AND BURN AT THE BOTTOM, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"