Kakuzu was holding onto the sides of the elevator, shaking. He looked down to see what looked like a Hidan shaped bump on the floor. "Yay, I'm aliiiivvveee~!!" Kakuzu sang happily, spinning around and skipping. Deer and birds suddenly appeared, dancing and singing with Kakuzu. Meanwhile, finally someone reached the top floor. Ping! The door opened and Kisame and Itachi stepped out. "Well let's see I'm room number 713." "Keee-saaaa-meeee, whaaa-t r-room am I?" Itachi asked, wobbling a bit. "What the hell, Itachi you're arn't drunk! Well let's see... you're room 714". Kisame grabbed the Uchiha and pulled him towards his room. "There, now go take a nap or something." "Kisame... what do I do with this?" Itachi asked, shaking the keys in front of his face. "Hold it, love it and have children with it" Kisame replied sarcasticly. Itachi on the otherhand took his advice for real, kissing the keys and making out with it on the floor. "Kisame... just walk away" he thought, taking a few steps from the Uchiha and going into his room.
Hidan crawled from under the elevador. "I ALMOST DIED UNDER THERE SO F*CK YOU!" He shouted. Zetsu oked him and got on the first elevador. Sasori and Deidara and Tobi's elevador finally got there as Tobi ran fast with Deidara's cloak and somehow stripped Deidara entirely while he wasn't looking and disappeared somewhere in the many rooms. Sasori turned his back on Deidara. 'Don'tlookdon'tlookdon't'
Deidara looked down, seeing that Tobi took most of his clothes, leaving him in his boxers. "Stupid Tobi, i'm going to blow you up, un!" He yelled in the hallway. Deidara started to walk foward untill he tripped on something. He rolled over on the floor and saw Itachi making out with his keys. "Hey Itachi, what the hell are you doing, un?" "Making out with my wife." "You married some keys, un?" "Yup" "....Cool, un. What's her name?" "Itakey Ukeyha" "Nice name, un" "Want to join?" "I think i'll pass, un" Deidara replied, standing up and dusting himself off.
Sasori continued to walk until he found his room and jumped out of Hiruko and opened the door, going in with Hiroku and majority of their bags and closed the door. He did NOT know any of them. Meanwhile, on ebay, Tobi was in his room. "WOW! Deidara's cloak is going for 400! Maybe I can make more if I chop some off! Because Tobi is a good boy!"
Deidara went in his room. He was in room 710(xD That's my apartment number). He put his bag on the bed, opening it up to get some clothes. Went he was looking through he realised... this was not his stuff. He pulled out a weird puppet. "Must be danna's, un" He said. He closed the bag, and went in the hallway. "SASORI NO DANNA, UN, WHERE ARE THOU?" "Shut up you kids, me and my wife are busy!" Itachi complained from the ground. "We're going to have 3 kids named Monkey, Turkey and Donkey!" Deidara sweatdropped.
'It's the brat.' Sasori thought as he rumaged through Hiruko and found he indeed had Deidara's stuff and cleverly put the bags outside on the balcony (Huh he has one!) So Tobi could totally ninja and grab them. Sasori was an evil, evil puppetmaster. Sasori opened his door. "What, brat?"
"Danna, un I think our bags got switched" Deidara tossed Sasori's bag in front of his door. "Could I have mine back aswell, un? I need some clothes, un"
Sasori almost had a nosebleed but contained himself. "Oh." Sasori said, putting his bag on the bed. "Go look trough the bags in Hiruko. I don't know how yours looks like. Or maybe Tobi's selling that on ebay too."
Deidara poked Hiruko. "This thing is creepy, why do you hide in it all the time, un?" Deidara began searching through the bags. "No, no, no, no.... My bag isn't here, un"
"It's my favorite puppet, Deidara. And it's a shield for the fangirls not to start screaming. They're there, but they're not noisy." Sasori mrumured. "Then Tobi's selling it on ebay. Or Kakuzu has it and seling it on ebay."
"Great, un! I'm here on a week vacation and have nothing to wear but a pair of boxers! My clothes, clay and everything else was in my bag, un" Deidara said angerly crossing his arms. Meanwhile, downstairs. "You can't die, you idiot so don't go saying you almost did" Kakuzu growled at Hidan.
"Touche." Hidan said, blinking as the second elevador came. He went in it. In the room right next to them, Sasori could hear going "WOW CLAY CAN SELL FOR THAT MUCH?!" Sasori looked at the wall to avoid Deidara's mostly naked body. "Looks like you've found him."
Deidara stompped out of the room and started banging on the next door. "TOBI, YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW, UN!" Kakuzu was sitting in the elevator, once again heading to the top floor. He sat on the ground with his laptop on, surfing the web. Back upstairs, Kisame opened his door and looked out. "What's with all the yelling?" He looked down and saw that Itachi held his 'wife' in his hands. He had three little keys in front of him with sticky tabs on them saying 'Monkey' 'Turkey' and 'Donkey' Kisame just slowly slipped back in his room and locked the door.
Sasori saw this too and slammed the door and double locked it. 'That was disturbing.' He thought. Zetsu came, walked, and was in his room. "We're here." Konan said, arriving at the top at last. "But why Sempai~" Tobi said. "Tobi is a good boy! The fangirls are coming to get your clothes!"
"What do you mean, get my clothes, un?! You sold them on ebay!? I'm going to kil you, un!" Deidara started pounding on the door more loudly. Ping! The elevator door opened and there was... Kakuzu! He didn't care about what was happening in the hallway and went to his room.
Hidan followed suit to his own room. There was screaming outskide as a mob was forming around the hotel room. "Eek! Deidara Sempai is going to kill Tobi for being a good boy!" The maids came up with a suicase and put it next to Deidara. "The gentlemen in the room ordered that." They said, going away now.
Deidara glared at the suitcase. He picked it up and started to hit the door with it. "Tobi, un!" He shouted. "Hey, you're going to wake up my babies!" Itachi yelled over the loud banging. "Oh sorry un- Wait! They're just stupid keys, un!" Itachi started crying. "How dare you! They are my sons!" Itachi got up, sobbing and finally went into his room.
Finally the door broke down as Tobi was nowhere to be found, or Deidara's stuff. The bathroom door was closed and locked. If that didn't give it away, there was typing in the bathroom that did
Deidara stepped in, and started banging on the bathroom door with the suitcase again. Suddenly the suitcase broke open and something fell out of it. Deidara picked it up and it was a... MAID DRESS?! "Tobi, what the hell is this, un?!"
"I dn't know Sempai! Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi whinned from the bathroom. Tobi turned on the shower. "Why can't you let me bathe in peace, sempaiiiii." Of course Tobi was just trying to make Deidara NOT break down the door by implying that he's naked and in the shower he just turned on...while he was clicking keys. Yeah, unlikely.
Deidara was still bangin on the door, wishing he had his clay. Meanwhile in Itachi's room.... Itachi was sitting crosslegged on the floor. His wife, Itakey Ukeyha beside him with his three sons 'sleeping' in front of him. Itachi was trying to feed them milk from a bottle. "Argh, just drink the milk already! ... Yes honey, I know i'm being a little mean to them, but they need to drink! ... Wh-why are you getting angry?! ... Your going to a hotel for the night? We're in one already! ... Don't you tell me you already knew that! ... Don't call me names, it's mean! ... A divorce?! But hone- ... No please, honey don't go!" Itachi was sobbing on the floor, his 'key wife' was getting a divorce with him.
Konan passed by Itachi room, sweatdropped at it and ran to her room. Poor Konan. Finally the door broke as The laptop was on the toilet seat and Tobi's body was half way in the metal venting shaft on the top. How he got there was a mystery. But none of Deidara's stuff was there. Tobi was apparently falling a little, unable to find good grip in there
Deidara, not looking up didn't see Tobi in the vent. He grabbed the laptop and looked at it. Tobi was selling his stuff on Ebay! Stupid Tobi. He looked under the sink, he wasn't there, he looked in the shower, no Tobi. "Hmmm..."
Tobi stayed still, sweatdropping that Deidara hadn't noticed him. He could tell, because he used his Sharigan to tell. He was growing very nervousas he decided to climb as softly back in as he could...then lost grip entirely, fell back and BOOM! Fell right on Deidara. Tobi didn't stay long at all, bolting from Deidara instantly yelling 'FREEDOM'
"GYYIAHRAHPPGGHHH!" Tobi landed on Deidara's head, pushing it into the toilet. Deidara got up and spat out some toilet water. "Bleh, un. Tobi, I'm not going to kill you anymore... I'm going to torture you for life, un!" Deidara yelled running out of the bathroom.
"HELP MEEEEEE!" Tobi said, running past Sasori's room as Sasori came out. "Deidara, I rummaged through Hiruko and found your clay. You msut've missed it." He said, putting it on the ground and going back in his room.
"Hehehehe, thanks danna, un" Deidara said evily, grabbing a hand-mouthful of clay. "Now Tobi gets it, un!" Deidara shouted loudly as his handmouth chewed the clay.
Tobi screamed as he ra down the staircase. He then decided it was more run to sit on tehr ailing and slide down. And it was going faster. "Wheee!" Konan decided not to ask what the rukus was going on outside because it died away...little did she know Deidara mgiht blow up the entire building
Suddenly Deidara's hand spat out the clay. "What the-- Danna, this isn't clay, It's play-doh, un!" Deidara yelled angerly, his mouth spitting out the disgusting clay wannabe.
Sasori giggled innerly in his room. "Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said, sliding down the railing, but smelt something brunign and got off. "TOBI IS ON FIRE!" He said, running around in circles on the same step...somehow.
Suddenly, Itachi stepped out from his room. "ME AND ITAKEY ARE GETTING A DIVORCE!" He yelled through tears. He then fell on the floor and pounded his fists on the ground multiple times until Kisame came out and dragged the Uchiha into his room.
Tobi was still running around, his pants on fire, quite literally. Hidan was going his full ritual to Jashin. Sasori was still giggling innerly at giving Deidara play-doh. Zetsu was in his room, basking on the sunlight of his room and Konan wondered why the hell she's in this organization.
Pein opened his door and stood in the hall way. "LISTEN!" He shouted angerly. "I want pie..." "Then order room service, un" Deidara replied. "BUT I AM TOO LAZY!" "Well that's not my problem, un!" Deidara yelled back at the leader. Pein looked defeated and went back to his room to go order some pie.
Tobi did the stop drop and go routine and crawled back up the stairs, only to see Deidara still blocking it. He was turned so Tobi slowly backed away, but that was easier said than done. He manged to walk a single step and tripped backwards. Luckily for him, he did tumble and fell comically downt he stairs and groaned on the few stairs his back landed on.
Deidara turned around he saw Tobi. Anger filled him as he ran foward, forgetting the stairs and falling down them aswell.
Tobi scooted away so DEidara fell next to him. Tobi stared at him and then started to burst out laughing. "Deidara Sempai is clumsy! Deidara Sempai is like Tobi! So Dei-chan is a good boy!"
"What the hell, un? Dei-chan?!" Deidara said to Tobi. He then remembered he was only in his boxers again. "Tobi, did you sell my clothes on ebay, un?!"
"Nooo Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said. "Well, the auction is ending in like..." Tobi looked at his watch (Wtf he has one?) "Now."
"Now, un?! Gah! Tobi you idiot! Who got my clothes, un?!" Deidara yelled at Tobi. "And when did you get a watch, un...?"
"I got it on ebay!" Tobi said proudly. "Uh, It was Puppet_Master." Meanwhile, in Sunagakure. "SWEET! Temari Gaara! I just won officially made Deidara Clothes!"
Deidara growled at Tobi. "Well go get me some clothes then you idiot, un!". "Hmmm... Puppet_Master.. it could of been Sasori no danna, un! The double crosser." Deidara then started to walk up the stairs.
Sasori sneezed as he ws polishing Hiruko and shook his head and continued polishing. Tobi held out the maid outfit he somehow carried with him without anyone noticing. "It's the only clothes, Sempai!" Tobi said
Deidara glared at Tobi. "Tobi... you didn't happen to plan all of this did you, un?"
"Tobi is dumb, remember?" Tobi said. "It was...ummm Puppet_Master! He told me everything in the Akatsuki Online Chat!"
"Hmmm. Fine give me the damn dress, un" Deidara surprisingly put on the maid outfit. "Only because I don't want to go around in my boxers, un. And who the hell is Puppet_Master?"
As Deidara was putting on the dress, Hidan came out of his room and saw Sasori leave his. 'Huh? Where the f*ck is the puppet freak going?' He thought as he followed him. Sasori walked down the stairs as Hidan followed him. Sasori got to the scene too. "D-Deidara?!" He said, covering his nose. "Kodak moment!" Hidan said, taking a picture of Deidara in the maid outfit and Sasori's sudden nosebleed. Tobi squeezed his way through the chaos and fled.
"It's because Tobi sold all my clothes online to some guy called Puppet_Master, un! Danna, was that you?" Deidara said, pointing to Sasori.
"Why would I buy your clothes, brat?" Sasori said, holding his nose to stop the bleeding. (Can puppets bleed?) "And my ebay account is Master_Of_The_Puppets, brat."
"You're the one nosebleeding, un! Can puppets even have nosebleeds anyways, un?" Deidara said angerly, crossing his arms.
"Apparently they can." Sasori said, finally controlling the blood. "It's not my fault have you seen yourself in the mirror?!" Sasori argued. "Any man would have a nosebleed, brat...and aren'y you going to follow Hidan? He has a picture...and you can bet that will be going around throughout the world."
"What the heck, do I really look like a female, un? Oshit, un" Deidara turned around and faced Hidan. "Give back the picture or else, un!"
Hidan was gone by the time Deidara turned to face him. "Or else what, beat? You can't kill him." Sasori murmured, using his puppet strings and bringing back Hidan anyways. "In that outfit, you do." Tobi ran back outside with a mirrir and gave it to Deidara and ran back in his room.
"Hmmm..." Deidara thought about something. Suddenly he a got an idea, a big lightbulb flashing ontop of his head. "Tobi, get down here, and bring something... fun for Hidan to wear, un"
"OKAY SEMPAI!" Tobi said from his room. "Thanks fangirls!" There was screaming in the distance as Tobi ran towards him and brought out...what looked like a small bikini top, shrot short, and boots that were waaay too long. Sasori coughed as Hidan struggled from the chakra strings. "F*CK NO AM I WEARING THAT!"
"Yes you are, un!" Deidara growled at Hidan. Grabbing the bikini top and trying to force Hidan to wear it. "Wait... Tobi, where the hell do you get these clothes from and why do you have them, un..?" Deidara asked Tobi.
"The fangirls threw them at me." Tobi said. "Tobi is a good boy!" Hidan was now tied by the chakra strings as Sasori got into a coughing fit, trying so hard not to laugh.
"I though Zetsu ate all of them, un?" Deidara asked, while trying to fit the boots on Hidan's feet. Suddenly, Kakuzu came downstairs to see what all the noise was about. He looked at Hidan, his eye twitching. "What the hell, Hidan?"
"Fangirls are like bunnies, sempai didn't you know that? They're experts at multiplying!" Tobi explained, having a chalkboard to show two bunnies on each other and two fangirls together and equalling to many figures of bunnies and fangirls. "Therefore, bunnies are fan girls in disguise!" "Don't ask me! Get them to f*cking stop!" "Hey Kakuzu." Konan said, appearing out of the blue (XD)"I'm pretty sure /a lot/ of fangirls are willing to pay to see Hidan in that...thing he's wearing."
Money signs appeared in Kakuzu's eyes. He used his threads to grab onto Hidan. "Alot of money, eh?(xD He's Canadian now?) Well, Hidan time to go meet your fans!"
"WAIT WHAT THE F*CK DON'T BETRAY YOUR PARTNER YOU SON OF A B*TCH!" Hidan roared as Sasori used the chakra strings to push him to the front door. "Deidara sempai, do you think that was evil? Hidan still has the camera."
Kakuzu had everything set up already. He had Hidan tied up in a little booth and a sign that said 'Meet Hidan! Breathing Same Air = $5 ~ Looking = $10 ~ Touching = $20 ~ Picture With Hidan = $50' Kakuzu sat in a chair in front, waiting for the fangirls. "No Tobi, it wasn't evil, we'll just get a picture of him and blackmail him, un" Deidara went up to Kakuzu. "Can I have a picture with him, un?" "fifty bucks" "But I was the one who dressed him up! Can't I just have one picture for free, un?" Deidara looked at Kakuzu with puppy dog eyes. "Fine, but only once, next time you gotta pay" Kakuzu then grabbed a camera and him and Deidara went in the booth. "Say Cheese"
"F*CK YOU!" "Hidan-san, what do Mice like to eat? Tobi wants to know!" "Cheese?" Snap. The Photo was taken. "YOU SON OF A B*TCH!" "...He fell for something completely stupid as that." Sasori murmured and looked around for Evil!Konan but she mysteriously disappeared
"Ahhahaha, un! Victory is mine, un!" Deidara held up the picture of him and Hidan together with Hidan... wearing that intresting outfit. "Wait, un...." Deidara looked at the photo. "Oh shoot, I'm still in the maid outfit, un!"
Sasori was laughing quietly in the sidelines as fangirls piled in. Most wanted pictures, so Kakuzu would get lots of money. "IT'S DEIDARA IN A MAID OUTFIT! I'LL PAY A HUNDRED!" "NO I'LL PAY /200/!" "Hey Kakuzu, looks like you'll get a lot of money bidding off Deidara." Hidan said evily
"Oh, shi-" Kakuzu football tackled Deidara onto the ground. "Sir, i'll pay $100!" "I'll pay $1000!" "I'LL PAY TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!" Kakuzu was doing a little jig, Deidara tied up behind him. "I'll bid one hundred thousand dollars!" Kakuzu's mouth was wide open, drool pouring out into a little river. A guy paddling a canoe was going up the Kakuzu-drool river. "SIR, I'LL PAY ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
"I'll pay more if we had Sasodei!" One of the fangirls screamed out. "OH MY GOD A DUET! MAKE HIM PUT A WAITER OUTFIT!" "NO A SEXY NEKO! WITH A LEOTARD AND CAT EARS AND A TAIL!" "TEN MILLION DOLLARS FOR THE NEKO!" "A HUNDRED MILLION FOR THE WAITER!!!!" Sasori started to run up the stairs. Go puppet go!
Kakuzu's eyes glowed, turning around and shooting his threads up the stairs to grab Sasori. Then some more fangirls came and surprisingly.... "I'll pay one hundred dollars for a picture with Kakuzu-san!" A girl squealed. "I'll pay a thousand for Kakuzu to dress up in a suit!"
"I'LL MATCH THAT PRICE AND MORE FOR HIM TO KISS HIDAN!" The fangirls screamed. "We're surrounded by idiots." Sasori murmured, now tied next to Deidara with cat ears, a tail, and a leotard. "This is insulting and embarassing." Meanwhile, Tobi kncoked on Itachi's door. "Itachi-sannnn~ I brought you ice cream!"
Itachi opened the door slightly, and grabbed this icecream and closing the door once more in one swift motion. Itachi sat on his bed, his eyes red a puffy from crying. He started to eat the icecream. Suddenly there was a brightflash and Itachi stood on his bed... smiling?
Meanwhile, the fangirls were arguing about how much they'll pay for Kakuzu and Hidan, Deisaso, and also for Sasori to take off the Leotard and show the world if he was a little puppet or a big puppet. Large amounts of money were being screamed around. "Kakuzu, I think you went TOO far this time! I'm going to kill you when this is over!" Hidan growled.
Kakuzu turned around and faced Hidan, Sasori and Deidara. "u-uhuh... how about if I let you free, we go along with the... fangirls demands and make some money first? I'll give you uh.... a quarter of what we make each" Kakuzu whispered the last part, but loud enough to hear.
"You gotta be f*cking joking!" Hidan said. "Hi I'm bill Gates (LOLWTF) "If Kakuzu kisses Hidan and Deidara takes Sasori's leotard off with his mouth, not his hand mouths or the one on his chest, I'll give you my money and company." "Ooooooh...."
Kakuzu turned around. "SO... how about it guys?" Deidara thought for a moment. If they did this o ne little thing, they'll be the richest people in the world! He could get body guards so Tobi couldn't bother him.... "Alright, un" Kakuzu looked at Hidan and Sasori "How about you guys?" He said, while rubbing his hands together.
"If I get to kill all the fangirls." Hidan murmured. "Do I have a choice?" Sasori said, sighing
"Alright, you can kill them after Hidan" Kakuzu untied the three and faced Bill Gates. "Okay, a deal it is then"
"Oh my god, why am I doing this?" Sasori murmured to himself. "Okay! But you're still starting it!" Hidan murmured.
Kakuzu began spinning around, when he was done... he was wearing a suit?! The fangirls screamed. "Heheh, I think the fangirls lo-ove me" Kakuzu said cooly.
"Yeah yeah. Now just kiss me." Hidan murmured. "With tongue!" Bill Gates added.
Kakuzu leaned it to kiss Hidan. "I'm going to have to wash my mouth with soup later..." He pulled down his mask, exposing his lips. He leaned in towards Hidan.
Hidan closed his eyes so he didn't ahve to see the damn thing. Sasori sighed. 'I bet the brat won't even do it.' He thought.
Kakuzu finally... kissed Hidan!!! Squeals of joy could be heard in the crowd, flashes from pictures going on.
Tobi (somehow being there) Collected the money for the snapshot picture. Sasori and in deep thought, musing about Deidara already have running off in his maid outfit onto the street.
Kakuzu was done kissing Hidan, soap in his mouth now. "Alwrite nao, Daydawa and Sasory's durn!" He attempted to say with his mouth full, bubbles coming out.
Sasori's train of thoughts were broken. "What?" He said almost stupidly. "Go Deidara Sempaiiii~" Tobi said in a cheerleader outfit,..OH GOD.
Deidara came out to Sasori. "Uh... er Sasori danna don't take this the wront way, un.." Deidara said, blushing.
Sasori blinked and started to blush too. "I-I won't, brat." He said as the fangirls started to scream.
Deidara bent down and grabbed Sasori's leotard with his mouth, his face turning red. He quickly pulled it down and shut his eyes.
Sasori turned bright red as Deidara did that. Someone got a shot of his...thing before he quickly covered it. "We want to see more~" The fangirls screamed as money was being thrown around to make someone move his hands from that area.
Deidara just sat on the ground, faceing away from Sasori blushing. Kakuzu came up to Sasori and yelled at him to move his hands so they could make more money.
Sasori refused to move. "We'll throw more if /Deidara/ moves it for him!" The fangirls screamed. Sasori went bright red. "Nani?!"
Kakuzu was yelling at Deidara to move Sasori's hands. "If you do this you'll make enough money to kill Tobi and not get into trouble" Kakuzu said, saying things of the sort to convince deidara. Deidara started to reach for Sasori's hands, blushing, his hands shaking. He grabbed on and...
"H-Hey brat don't move them!" "A-And Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi said. "Please don't kill the Tobi! I am the mascot!"
Kakuzu kept telling Deidara to movr Sasori's hands. Deidara was about to... he was actually curious(xD) But suddenly... ITACHI CAME OUTSIDE SMILING.
Being distracted, Sasori lessens his grip around his private parts, so now Deidara would ahve an easier time prying his hands from his private part. "What the HELL ITACHI?!"
Kakuzu saw his chance, if Deidara wasn't going to he was! He grabbed Sasori's arms and yanked them up. Itachi was doing cartwheels around them while smiling for some reason.
Sasori gasped when Kakuzu tore his hands apart and blushed deep red as more pictures were taken and fangirls screaming and money being thrown around.
"WHOOO MONEY MONEY MONEY!" Kakuzu did cartwheels with Itachi, happy about all the money they were making. Deidara, not knowing what Kakuzu did, turned around and... fainted.
Sasori was too embarassed that Deidara actually saw how his danna looked under...the leotard. The pictures kept coming as Sasori fainted out of sheer embarassment.
Itachi stopped doing cartwheels and got a stick, poking all the people who fainted. "Wake up you guys, theres all these little cats wanting to eat(lolwtf?)"
No one got up. Tobi Waved at Itachi. "I'll help feed the cats!" He said, collecting all the money for Kakuzu on the ground. "I wonder how come the fangirls never screamed for yaoi yet? I'ms ure they'll have more money raining for some more yaoi...like...18+ years older." Tobi murmured to himself. "Oh well! Tobi is a good boy!"
Kakuzu got an idea.... "Hey fangirls! Who wants to buy Deidara and Sasori?!" He pointed to the fainted duo on the ground. The fangirls cheered "10 million!" "1 billion!"
"WHAT?" Sasori said, bolting from the ground as more pictures were taken. Sasori grabbed the leotard and put it on. "Deidara wake up! Kakuzu's going to sell us!"
Deidara rolled over. "ONE MORE MINUTE MOMMY, I'M DREAMING ABOUT THIS GUY I LIKE, UN" Deidara suddenly got up and looked around, blushed and scratched the back of his head. "Awww, man they woke up, now I can't sell them" Kakuzu said sadly.
"Not even sell them to have sex right here right now?" Tobi asked. "...I'm going to kill you." Sasori said. "Wait, what was that dream about Deidara? And mommy, are you serious?"
"Errr... well I don't really want to say what it was about, un" Deidara said, blushing. Suddenly the fangirls pointed at Tobi. "OMG ITS TOBI!" "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" "TOBI IS OBITO!" "NO HE'S MADARA!" "NO, OBITO!" The fangirls started fighting and hitting each other.
"Tell me immediately what was that?!" Sasori said, seeing Deidara blush. "...Boy? Deidara...you're either gay, bisexual or a girl. Which will you admit to?"
"I don't admit to anything, un" Suddenly more fangirls started to fight if either it was Obito or Madara Tobi was.
"Tobi is loved." Tobi said (I wanted to add b*tch to that sooo badly) "Oh yeah?" Sasori said, as his weird rope thing came out of his body and swirled around Deidara, the pointed side resting on his neck. "Want to admit something now, Deidara?"
"Uhhh... un" Deidara said, sweating. Suddenly Itachi came up. "Hey, I smiled at Kakuzu and I think he died." He pointed to Kakuzu who was lying on the ground (surprisingly no fangirls glomping him) "Anyways, Deidara just had to say that was great the other night. It felt gooood. I like cheese. Oh and Sasori, you're a cat? YOU MUST BE HUNGRY!" Itachi then face planted on the floor for somereason and passed out. "Errr... wtf, un. He needs help".
"...And I found out you'e either gay or bisexual...but you could still be a girl." He said as the sharp end slithered slowly down...past the top of the dress...almost to the bottom of it..
"WHAT THE HELL DANNA, UN!" Deidara shouted. The fangirls were cheering.
"Do you want to /tell/ me now or do I have to find out myself, brat?" Sasori said, a smug smirk on his lips.
"I WONT ADMIT TO ANYTHING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, I LIKE CHEESE TOO! UN!" Deidara shouted in Sasori's face.