Itachi- Shinka-chan does not own Naruto in every way…

Shinka-"Ahem…"

Itachi-"…til her plans of mutant hamburgers achieved world domination…"

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I entered in the room, while someone shouted: "All stand up for Judge Sato"

I sat down in my sit and looked to the court room: A rather "fem" man with pink hair, frenetically slamming his finger in the table, next to him, a guy with a large hat, spiral eyes and lot of piercings rode some papers. In the defence table, a guy with an orange mask and blue hair played with his fingers, next to him, a fat guy with the same eyes and piercings ate a sandwich

-"Case 295- Deidara vs Tobi case"- said some random guy.

-"Now, what happened?"- I said

-"He dyed my hair pink! PINK!"- said the fem man

-"Tobi did nothing! Tobi is a good boy!"

-"Everyone, quiet down. First, lets ear the defence attorney"

The fat guy got up. He had now opened a bag of chips, and was eating them, making a huge and sound able noise thru the room.

-"Can you just put the bag away, please?"- I asked

-"Wait just a minute"

*crash* *crash* *crash* *crash* *crash*

-"Lets ear the accusation okay?"

The guy with the hat got up and walked to the middle of the room.

-"Ahem… … …CHOP CHOP CHOP HAHAHA"

-"Oblesion" – said the fat guy with a piece of apple on his mouth

-"To what?"

-"I object that"- said the fat guy again, and then started eating a hamburger.

-"The testimonies! Lets ear them!"- I said. Another guy with piercings and the creepy looking eyes, this one with orange hair, sat down in the testimonies bench.

-"Ahem"- he began – "It was around 7 a.m., time I wake up because Pokemon re-runs were on. I eared a little girl scream, and I ran to the fount of the noise, Deidara´s room. When I got there, Konan, Sasori and Deidara where there. I saw that Deidara´s blond hair had turn…pink. He shouted words that none of us couldn't understand, assumed the fetal position on the floor and began crying. Sasori needle near him and tried to comfort him. Konan started arguing at me about I didn't did that anymore. Then, I saw Tobi walking in the room, covered in pink paint."

-"Oblesion!" – said the fat guy, eating another bag of chips

-"You can say "Objection" to everything!" – I said

-"In object that"- he said. When I looked up, the rather fem man was choking the guy with the mask

-"Order in my court!"- I yelled, slamming my little wood hammer against the table.

-"He started!"- said the fem man

-"But Tobi is a good boy : )"

-"BAHHH!"- the pink haired man started chook the orange masked one again.

-"That's it. Get him out of my court!"- I said.

-"NOOO! I have rights! My attorney will solve this!"- said the fem man, being dragged by some ANBU´s out of the court

-"CHOP CHOP CHOP!"- said the guy with the large hat, while chopping the table. Wood pieces everywhere

-"YOU TO!"

The two lawyers and the blue haired guy got out of the court, while I pried for the skies that this was the only nut case.