So, thats what happened almost everyday between Zexion and I...that is until I met a few friends. Let me enumerate.
1) Axel. The guy was quiet the first time we met but eventually, he and I are the noisiet in the class at times
2) Namine. She's a really sweet girl. Always so nice and polite. She is quite the artist as well
3) Roxas. The guys was nice. He was quiet though but i think he seems to fancy Namine. . nudge nudge
4) Larxene. She...well...she was mean but also a very nice friend...wow. that was ironic. uhm...well, she stands up for her friends...thats good. i guess. Her usual punching bag was Axel but Axel was to nice to get back at her. He complained a lot though
5) Saix. He was quiet too but get him mad and you are doomed
6) Xigbar. Axel introduced me to him and now he claims I'm his little "dem-dem."
Well, when Axel introduced him, like I said, he claimed I was his little dem-dem. He likes to HUG me. So, he invited me to join his... "FAMILY." Apparently, I'm his son and he is my GAY father. Axel was my brother and Roxas was my older brother (even though Axel was older. its just Axel is so immature). And, get this, Saix is my OTHER father. AKA, Xigbar and Saix are "married."
Axel and I convinced "father" to let Zexion join our family. Zex endded up as our grandpa an Saix' side. And, Saix is having an affair with Xemnas, a guy from another class, and Xigbar was also having an affair with this dude named Xaldin. I've met Xaldin. He's pretty awesome but I haven't met Xemnas though.
So, I was on my way to the classroom one morning, my iPod screaming in my ears, when suddenly i was ambushed by Xigbar. He tackled me to the ground screaming "DEM-DEM! GIVE YER PAPPI A HUG!" This became an everyday thing. I've told him a thousand times that i would refuse to call him pappi but he just didn't give up.
Today, there was no sign of Xigbar so I happily walked to the classroom. When I got there, as usual, I was first. Since the school is incredibly stupid, making us wake up at 5:00 in the morning cause traffic's a bitch, I folded my arms on my desk and decided to sleep for a while. I was RUDELY woken up by a pair of arms snaking up my shirt.
"XIGBAR?! WHAT THE FUCK?!" I shouted while i jolted up. It was obvious who it was.
"Good morning my little Dem-Dem!" He shouted, giving me a hug. "Whos my little shnookie-poo?"
"Xigbar, did you take your medicine today?" I asked, attempting to pry his hand off my neck.
Vexen (I forgot to mention he's my grandpa on Xigbar's side) came in and said "No. He had too MUCH medicine."
"WHAT?! THEN GET'IM OFF ME!!!" I screamed trying harder to escape.
BRIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never knew the bell would same my ass. I smiled a cheshire at grin at Xigbar. "HAH. GET YER ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT."
Xigbar let go reluctantly but then immediately smiled. "I'll kidnap you after class!" He went back to his seat and smiled an evil smile.
I sat down. "shit."