The walls were a dull beige sand color like the rest of the walls had been in the last ten rooms. It seemed like no one was home until I heard a thud from a purple painted door. Quickly after, an animalistic growl echoed in the rest of the empty house. I bit my pink lip quite hard as I snapped my head towards Gaara in explanation. The only inference I recieved from him expression was tired bored. Were odd noises like that normal in his house? Suddenly a high pitched moan was thrown out of the room and my cheeks seemed slapped a bright red. A very vivid picture of two very scantily clad people filled my mind foggily before I closed my eyes and enclosed my right hand in a tight grip of Gaara's cloack. Finally the thuds and moans came in a full force chorus and i squeaked in embarrasment trying to hide in Gaara's back. He tossed me a look that i didn't see that clearly read how ironic this symphony of sympathy was.

"Can we move on?" I quietly murmured hoping to get away from the free show in the dreaded purple room.

"You'll met him later." Gaara moved us along the hallway moving in and out of the bright light the wall of windows allowed. If this man had random sex during the day, it was only 2:30 in the afternoon, than I'm pretty sure I would not like to associate with wild things on my own free will. Finally as we seemed to approach another special door , this one was a forest green color, my body went slightly rigid and tense. Hearing people doing the nasty twice in one day sure as hell wasn't on my agenda.

Gently knocking on the wooden door, he muttered, "Temari."

As we waited for 'Temari' to answer the door i pressed my left ear to the door trying to hear any slight movement inside. All I heard was swirling wind before the door opened to present a sandy blonde woman. Whipping my head back, I scooted back until my back hit Gaara's chest which made me jump forward startled. This lady just smiled gently at me before bending over slightly to my eye level making me even more aware of the height difference I had with people. I just stared at her clothes which were a quite revealing green top, standard black shinobi shorts, and sandals.

"Hi there. I'm Temari." Temari stuck out her hand as to shake mine and timidly I extended my own. She reminded me of my mother. Would she be my mama?

"Lei. Will you be my mama?" The woman seemed startled at my request but quickly smiled and nodded. I clapped my hands excitedly before keeping ahold of her hand and grabbing Gaara's. My heart thuded excitedly in my chest as I pictured myself with my family again.

"Now we could be a family! Right? You, papa, and me!" I closed my eyes and smiled as we started to walk down the hallway farther away from the special green door and special purple door. Gaara ruffled my hair affectionately and Temari laughed lightly at my naiveness.

We walked together and the closer we got to another special door, this one red, I started to fight with my eye lids to stay up. Sleep was slowly closing in around me as I forced my feet to move forward , even if it mean dragging them making a scuffing sound on the wood panels. The image in front of me became a blurred muli-colored world before Gaara lifted me up and held me in a craddle position. I nestled closer into his body heat and curled myself into a ball. i don't know when but i could feel myself sink into something, that I later found out was a bed. The sheets were cool under my touch as my cheeks returned to their pale colorless color.

Gaara had already left but before Temari could I closed my hand in hers.

"I love you mama." Once I fell asleep my grasp weakened and fell out of hers into the bed.

As Temari went to get she felt an object in her hand. She looked into it as saw a golden daisy. Did Lei have it with her the whole time? Shrugging. she tucked the flower into her hair behind her ear to hold it in place. Flowers never grow in Suna and this one was pretty.

Kankuro stared at his black cieling as the nameless girl slept on next to him pressing her chest toward his left arm. He thought that was really good excercise but he had to dump this chick off somewhere before she thinks they're going out which would be a major bust. She was better than most of the others though. He'll giver her that. His tanned body rippled slightly as his muscles twitched from a chill. It was strange; during the sex he thought he heard a squeak coming from outside but he just blamed it on the matress. Everything was dark in his room as he just stared at it. The Crow was sitting on his desk staring in his direction which made it a little creppy once he thought about it. What if he was staring at them while they were... getting it on. Clothes were thrown everywhere on the floor and somehow the girl's bra was spinning on the cieling fan above. That's what Kankuro had been staring at the time. The girl was a liar she said she was a double D when in reality she was just a C. The man pouted and crossed his arms as he continued to think.

A knock came from the door.

Getting up he pushed the two-cent hooker away from him. Kankuro answered the door in all his glory not particularly caring who it was. All that mattered was that all his face paint was off so he didn't look like too much of a slob. There before him as he swung open the door was his brother Gaara. He smiled ecstatically. It had been 2 weeks since he went on that mission.

"Hey Gaara! You're back!" As the puppeter leaned in for a hug, the Kazekage raised his hand to stop him. Sure Gaara loved his brother but not enough to hug him naked. Gently he gave him a pat on the shoulder.

"Yes... why are you still naked?" Kankuro crunched his eyebrows in confusion. Didn't he just get back?

"What do you mean still?" Gaara had years of controlling his emotions but embarresment still had a mind of its own sometimes. The blood rushed to his cheeks slightly.

"Well Lei and I got home when you and your "lady friend" were having some fun. I thought you'd have clothes on by now." The brunette just cheekily smiled at his younger brother with absolutley no shame. He couldn't help it if this was where the wild thing lived. He loved women and women loved him.

"well I enjoy going comando so... wait who's Lei?" A small smirk rose on the red head's lips as he thought of Lei. She was powerful. He knew there was something special about her.

"My new daughter."

"Wait so you had sex too!" The puppeter didn't get it. He didn't even think Gaara was sexually active let alone expecting child.

"No."

"Well than how did you get a daughter?"

"I don't know I just got one alright!" Gaara was getting quite frustrated with Kankuro. He went on a mission, killed waterfall shinobi, saved Lei, and now she was his daughter. Oh wait... maybe there was a reason Kankuro didn't get it.

"Gaara. Gaara. I think its time for the talk about the birds and the bees." Now Kankuro was a little embarrassed. He never thought that he would have to explain that to his little brother. The man was wondering if there was a way to convince Temari to teach him but he knew the blonde she-devil would rather give up her fan for two months than talk to their younger brother about sex.

"Kankuro what does this even have to do with birds and bees?" The Kazekage didn't even understand how those two were linked with one another.

"...Everything. Didn't Naruto already give you the talk?" The man was started to sweat in nervousness.

"What talk?"

"About sex!"

"Oh... Naruto called it the ramen and the chopsticks." Gaara was wondering why Kankuro wouldn't say ramen and chopsticks in the first place.

"...He would..." Kankuro blanched before letting his hand smack his head in exasperation.

Gaara stood there confused and Kankuro stood there naked.