The Letter to Mr. Krabs
Dear Krabs,
I an not very pleased on how you have been treating me at work. My spatula is worth more then that little run down crab shack! You disgust me you little bug I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. You are mean to me and it doesn't make me happy so stop it now. Ok I am sick of it. It is annoying me why are you so mean to Squidward. Why do you spend our money on rotten crabby patties while me and Squidward could be getting paid but no you don't you just spend it on stupid patties ok I feel better.
Ok now for my nice side!
Hi Mr. Krabs thank you for being a good host I would never even think about working anywhere else you are a great friend and you know how to spend you money!! Thank you for owning the restaurant so well and having the customers needs met! I love you Mr. crabs and I hope that you never die!
Love sponge