Chapter 7 –Morning at School-
"OH! OH! DEIDARA! DEIDARA!" Konan shouted as she dashed through the hall to the blonde.
"Hey Konan, un." His voice was happier then usual and Konan figured that out quickly as she let out a short squeal.
"HOW'D IT GO! HOW'D IT GO! DID YOU KISS HIM?" She yelled jumping up and down in front of Deidara.
He put his hands on her shoulders to keep her on the ground, "Settle down…I didn't kiss him, un…" He said with a smirk.
She frowned and she looked sooo disappointed, "You didn't…?" her voice sounded pouty as she stopped jumping and slouched over slightly.
Deidara shook his head but his smile grew bigger, "No…I didn't kiss him, un…he kissed me and it was AMAZING, un." He said with a sigh.
Konan went right back to jumping up and down and squealing, "I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU! I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!"
"I guess you were right for once, Konan, un." Deidara said shrugging.
Konan stopped jumping, "For once!? I'm ALWAYS right! What's this 'for once' bull shit." She said angrily.
"Geez…settle down I was kidding…kinda…un…"
"WHAT THE HELL DEIDARA! Why do you doubt me!?" She said in a pissy voice.
"SHH! Sasori's coming this way, un!" Deidara said waving as the short red head walked up to them.
"Hello Deidara…Konan…how are you two?" Sasori asked, not really looking at Deidara.
"So Sasori…I told Konan about last night, un…" Deidara said with a smirk.
"Well that doesn't surprise me…" Sasori said as he looked up at Konan.
"I'm going to go now! I'm gunna try and find you know who!" She smiled widely before she walked down the hall waving over her shoulder.
Deidara waved back before he looked back at Sasori, "So…are we dating?" he asked like a little kid.
Sasori shrugged, "Ya I guess." He smiled for a moment. Deidara could see it plain on his face that he wasn't really out of the closet to anyone but Deidara. Well they would have to change that.
Deidara smirked. He pushed Sasori against a locker and kissed him passionately. He felt the red head tense and even struggle for a while before he stopped and joined the kiss.
Deidara could tell that some people stared, he didn't mind but he was sure Sasori would.
"PDA! PDA! PDA!" Deidara heard some ninth graders shout as they walked by the two making out against a locker.
"GET THE FUCK AWAY!" a familiar voice and it made Deidara and Sasori both tense up. They broke the kiss and looked at Hidan who was now standing next to them, "Damn minors are like flies, aren't they? And what the hell is PDA?"
Deidara let go of Sasori and put his arms behind his back. He could see Sasori had flushed red and he was sure he was the exact same.
"Uh…PDA stands for Public Display of Affection, un…" Deidara said quietly.
"Oh well I guess that would make sense then seeing as you two were sucking face in the middle of the damn hallway…" Hidan said with a smirk, "So…I guess I was fucking right wasn't I?" He let out a loud but short laugh.
Deidara just blushed more and looked down at the floor.
"How can you be so nice to us after you tried to break my neck and slit his throat yesterday?" Sasori asked cocking an eyebrow. His chocolate brown eyes filled with curiosity.
"Why not? I thought it over a little, was kinda a useless outburst wasn't it…" He scratched the back of his head.
Deidara glared at him and Sasori rolled his eyes.
Hidan looked at the clock, "5 minutes till the bell…we should get going right Blondie, we got Science on the third fucking floor, right?"
Sasori looked at Deidara with a smirk, "You don't have math at all do you?"
"Uh…ya…about that, un…" Deidara said smirking and scratching the back of his head. "COME ON HIDAN!" He grabbed the albino's arm and dragged him off down the hall.
Sasori rolled his eyes and started walking in the opposite direction to his math class.
Deidara didn't slow down till he was half way down the hall and he let out a sigh. He let go of Hidan's arm and grabbed the stair railing instead starting the climb up all these damn stairs.
"Wow…fuck…I didn't know these stairs led to where Science is…" Hidan said as he followed Deidara up the stairs.
"You took the stairs way at the end of the hall, un?" Deidara said with a smile looking over his shoulder at Hidan.
"Ya…" Hidan said glaring at the blonde.
Deidara laughed as he turned his head to watch where he was going.
As they walked up the stairs the bell rang, but really, that didn't change the speed they went at. The stairs just suddenly got more crowded.
It didn't take them the whole five minutes they had to get to the class, and as per usual the teacher wasn't there yet, sure it was only the second day but the day before she had been late to and any other year Deidara had had her as a teacher she would be late almost everyday.
"Is she always so late cause she can't get up the fucking stairs?" Hidan asked cocking an eyebrow.
"Ya I have a feeling that's it, un…" Deidara replied twirling a strand of his bangs between two fingers.
Finally the rather large teacher waddled her way down the hall and opened the door saying her regular line, "Sorry I'm late."
Hidan rolled his eyes and let out a short annoyed snort as he followed the rest of the class into the classroom.
None of the other Akatsuki were in this class…but it didn't matter to Hidan and Deidara, who hadn't known each other in class the day before, but had talked somewhat because they were forced to sit next to each other.
They took their seats; yesterday had been quiet in this class…well relatively quiet. It had to be a little loud…okay more accurately Hidan had been quiet…
Today was a different story though. The teacher took her seat on her stool which creaked under the extra pressure, it was obviously not designed to hold over 250lbs.
"FUCK! Can you tell your stool to stop screaming in pain! It's killing my fucking ears!" Hidan said, which got a couple snickers from around the classroom though the blonde just rolled his eyes and mumbled something the Jashinist couldn't hear but he had a feeling it was something like 'you're really asking for it…'
The teacher looked at him angrily, "I would like you to refrain from using such language in my class…uh…" she looked down at her seating plan "Hidan (Hi-den)…"
He glared at her for a second, "It's Hidan (he-don) NOT fucking Hidan (Hi-den) or Hidan (Hi-Dan) or whatever fucked up pronunciation you can fucking come up with…"
"Okay you just had to tell me I'm going to ask you one more time to stop using such language in my classroom I would like to start the lesson." The teacher said angrily.
"Well sorry I felt like FUCKING swearing…What are you going to FUCKING do about it!?" He said standing up and slamming his hands down on the top of the desk.
"Out now!" she pointed at the door.
"I'd like to see you fucking make me fat ass!" Hidan retorted.
"That's it! I'm calling the VP!" She got up and started as fast as she could towards the phone on the wall.
"OH NO! I better get out of the room before she gets to the fucking phone…" He started walking as slowly as he could towards the door. By now some people were on the floor laughing. The teacher had turned dark red in fury and embarrassment and Hidan just continued to smirk as he slowly walked to the door.
He was about half way there when the teacher got to the phone, "Fuck…" he hissed before he booked it out of the room.
The teacher sighed and left the phone going back to her desk, obviously just glad to see that he was out of the room. She glared at the two students who were clutching their stomachs laughing on the floor and they quickly got up and sat down bursting into giggles every once and a while, but the rest of the classroom was silent now as the teacher started her lesson.
The rest of the class was boring at least until about five minutes before the bell rang.
There was a knock on the door and the teacher got up to go see who it was.
When she opened the door it looked like she was tempted to just slam it shut again her face suddenly looked very pissed.
The person outside wrenched the door open more and stepped inside, "Ya I need my shit, I'm only in here for a moment…"
"No you're staying in here till the bell rings young man…" The teacher said.
"Fuck…fine I don't care…it's your funeral." With that the newly returned Hidan took his seat beside Deidara again.
"What did you do out there, un?" The blonde asked.
"I hid in the bathroom for a while…" Hidan said shrugging, glaring at the teacher as she took her seat again.
"Wow…and you weren't caught, un?" Deidara asked again.
"Nope." Hidan smiled and looked at Deidara with a proud gaze.
The teacher glared at Hidan, "You better be quiet or I'll be sure to have you suspended..."
"Are you allowed to threaten me like that?" Hidan said cocking an eyebrow with the same smirk on his face.
Everyone heard the teacher grumble SOMETHING but no one was sure exactly what she had said, none the less it got a smirk out of Hidan just as the bell rang. Hidan was the first one up he gathered his stuff and rushed to the door, but he stopped looked at the teacher.
He smiled again. He gave her the finger, "See ya later."He said before throwing his head back in a fit of laughter and leaving the classroom.
Deidara caught up with him soon after, "Where's your next class, un?"
"Around the corner."
"Oh ok…well I'll talk to you later I guess, un."
"Ya bye." Hidan waved once and headed to his next class as Deidara started down the stairs to his art class.
He was still bored but he quickly remembered that Sasori was in his next class, he squealed slightly in his mind and a huge smile crossed his face as he practically leaped down the stairs.
He got to his next classroom just before the bell rang and was pretty happy to see that everyone was sitting where they had yesterday, which meant he got to sit in between Sasori and Konan which he quickly did, and when he turned to see Sasori he finally realized that the short red head wasn't here yet.
He turned to Konan, "Where's Sasori, un?"
"How would I know…?" His blue haired friend replied.
He let out a sigh, "Oh you are SUCH a big help, un…"
"I know." A HUGE smile crossed her face and it made Deidara roll his eyes.
Deidara let his head hit the table with a rather loud thump, and he let out a short groan of pain. Konan could be so annoying, but she was still his best friend, he could help it, she was a lot of fun to be around.
Someone entered the room and Deidara looked up expectantly just to see that it was the hippie teacher. He groaned and let his head hit the desk again.
Sasori had seemed like such a goodie goodie…Deidara would expect him to be EARLY rather then late…
The teacher started the lesson though Deidara wasn't really paying attention, though he was pretty sure he heard her say something about going outside one day during the fall to draw landscapes while it was still relatively nice outside. Deidara still kept his head on the table as he waited for Sasori to come in; the one eye not covered by his bang never left the door.
After about half an hour he had started to give up on the hopes that Sasori was showing up. He STILL wasn't paying attention to the teacher…but Konan was, he could just ask her if he actually missed anything.
He felt really comfortable and kinda felt as though he would drift off into sleep. He didn't notice anything around him as he was right on the line of sleep and awake…
He felt hot breath on his ear, "You awake?"
WHY HADN'T HE NOTICED HIM WALK IN?! WAS THIS KID A GHOST OR SOMETHING?! None the less Deidara jolted upwards in his seat and he could tell that Konan was suppressing a fit of laughter.
"Hey Sasori, un…I didn't notice you walk in…" Deidara said turning to the red head now sitting next to him, he felt his cheeks turn red as he realized how much of an idiot he was.
"I could tell…you didn't move at all when I sat down…you must have been really out of it…" Sasori said.
"Uh…ya…I guess I was, un…" Deidara said scratching the back of his neck and smiling widely.
Konan couldn't hold it in and she burst out laughing.
Deidara looked down at what was in front of Konan; she had her sketch book open and was drawing a 3-D sphere…an assignment? Oh well it looked easy. Deidara took his eyes off her work and glared at her instead as she covered her mouth to try and hush her insane laughter, she was starting to get looks from the other students, even though it didn't look like the teacher gave a shit.
"So we're all hanging out at lunch?" Sasori asked.
Deidara looked at Konan then back at Sasori, "Ya I think so, un."
"Oh…because I was wondering if you would want to eat alone with me somewhere away from the rest off Akatsuki…" Sasori said with a smirk.
"I…I'd," He glanced at Konan who opened her eyes wide as if trying to urge him on without moving. He looked back at Sasori with a HUGE smile plastered on his face, "I'd love to Sasori, un."
"Okay." Sasori smiled for a moment, but couldn't help but have it disappear when Konan let out a loud "YESH!"
Sasori and Deidara looked at her for a moment before she quickly looked down at the sheet in front of her and started working on her sketch some more.
Deidara pulled out a sheet of paper from his sketch book and started doing the drawing as well, not really paying attention to what he was doing as his mind mulled over what he and Sasori would do during lunch…and everything his mind came up with…didn't involve much eating…
The bell, Deidara swore, was trying to kill him…WHY WASN'T IT RINGING! Every time he looked up at the clock it seemed like he STILL had 10 minutes left of the damn period.
He let out a sigh of relief as the bell finally rang. Konan quickly got her stuff, gave Deidara a thumbs up and a smile and walked quickly out of the room.
Deidara let out a short laugh then he figured she would tell the rest of the Akatsuki…ugh…he did NOT want to hear what Hidan had to say about that, but the frown that had covered his face for mere moments disappeared as he saw Sasori waiting for him by the door.
He got up and quickly joined the red head.
He felt the teacher's gaze fall on them and it was CREEPY!
They walked quickly down the hall towards the stair case; Deidara held everything in one arm and had the other hand swinging beside Sasori.
He thought Sasori was smart, but it sure did take the red head a LONG time to figure out that he did that on purpose.
Sasori's eyes opened wide for a moment with his new understanding and he slipped his smaller hand into Deidara's. Deidara rolled his eyes but smiled none the less, as the two of them went down that stairs.
They walked straight through the schools two cafeterias and outside.
The weather was still amazing. It was still early September, this kind of weather still expected.
Deidara took a deep breath taking in his surroundings as he and Sasori found a really nice place in between a tree and a tall batch of grass. It was perfectly shaded.
The two of them sat right next to each other, pressed against one another. It took all of Deidara's will power not to throw himself on Sasori as if no one else was even on earth with them.
He let out a sigh and Sasori smiled leaning over and giving the blonde a kiss on the cheek.
He turned red, he knew he did…but right now he didn't give a care in the world he turned Sasori face to look at his, since the red head had looked down at the ground, and planted a kiss on the shorter mans lips, the kiss was gladly returned.
The two were so immersed in what they were doing they did hear anyone rush over.
WHOO new chapter up. im beating myself here...god okay gotta work on this story *Smacks self in face for being lazy* i dont even have HALF of the next chapter done...*SIgh* well so far i think this is my fave chapter ^_^ but i unno i gotz lotz of good ideas for future chapatas I believe this is also the longest chapter so far if im not mistakened...^_^ hurray this is ALSO the longest story ive eve-...waaaait...no nvm...i had one over 22k but it kinda sucke so i gave up XD and it was all written by hand and i actually got so bored that i counted most of the words ^_^ XD then my stupid friends started making fun of it . of course dirty puns are the best kind...u'll find out how much i like them in the nest chapter XD but for now i must go ^_^ good bye.
~Fire