Chapter 8-Afternoon-
A loud laugh sounded from behind the two kissing men which caught them off guard causing them to pull away from one another and look up at who had disturbed their peace.
The albino Hidan stood above them with a wide smile on his face.
"Well I thought Akatsuki should eat outside today, we didn't really fucking expect this." He looked over his shoulder, "Did we?"
Deidara and Sasori looked past Hidan and saw the rest of Akatsuki standing there.
The pair were sure to be as red as Sasori's hair now, they had an AUDIENCE! Some of them looked disgusted some looked un-phased.
Hidan sat down in between the two with a large smile. Konan sat on Deidara's other side and the rest formed a circle around them.
They started eating in silence.
Tobi suddenly stood up. "OH OH YOU GUYS HAVE TO SEE WHAT TOBI FOUND IN HIS GARAGE!!!" He reached into his backpack and pulled out a long silver pole with handles and a place to stand.
Hidan burst out laughing, "Are you sure you didn't find that in your mom's closet?"
Tobi cocked his head to the side and looked at Hidan, "No I found it in my garage…"
Hidan rolled his eyes and growled, "You are the DENSEST fucking person on the face of this fucking planet…"
"Ya and Hidan…you're probably the most perverted, un…" Deidara said.
"That MAY be true…but at least I've got a sense of humor…"
"I found that kinda funny…"Kisame said with a toothy smile.
Itachi glared at his friend. Pein and Kakuzu didn't even seem like they were paying attention at all. The two of them were talking quietly to one another.
Konan kept glancing over at Pein…and the only person no one would want to notice…noticed.
Hidan opened his mouth just as Deidara noticed. Deidara's eyes opened wide as he slapped his hand over Hidan's mouth.
Hidan pushed Deidara's hand away, "Ow! What the fuck was that for you fucking idiot!?" Hidan said glaring at Deidara angrily.
The blonde just glared back and they had a staring contest for a little while before Hidan sighed and turned to Tobi, "Hey Tobi…can I jump on your stick?" he smiled and almost laughed at his own dirty pun.
Tobi nodded and happily gave Hidan the pogo stick.
Hidan smirked and went over to the cement to use it. Apparently he wasn't bad at it, he couldn't move where he wanted to go, but he wasn't one of those people who jumped three times then fell over.
A group of people walked by Hidan and smirked at his stupidity.
He smiled and with his head motioned to them, continuing to jump he said, "Hey any of you guys wanna bounce on my stick?" He let out a laugh, forcing himself to close his eyes for a moment before he almost fell over; "whoa…" he said balancing himself out again.
The group had stopped and some of the girls had wide smiles on their faces and the boys laughed and talked amongst themselves.
Hidan decided to test his luck and he put more and more power behind each jump he got high enough and attempted some sort of stupid aerial stunt which surprisingly he managed to land.
He smiled as they clapped for him and he jumped off of it to bow. He handed it to a young man who had rolled his eyes and said
he was better, an evil smirk on his pale face.
The kid started.
"Ya jump on that stick! Harder! Harder! WHOOOO!" He was almost laughing on the ground and the girls in the group couldn't stop giggling…the kid who was using it was bright red in the face as Hidan spoke.
The bell that signaled the end of lunch came to quickly…just as Hidan had acquired a crowd to watch his amazingnitude (making up words is actually very fun get off my back…).
He landed and frowned, he looked SO tempted to just ditch. Alas he was forced to give the pogo stick back to Tobi and head off to his next class… he couldn't have been more excited.
He looked at the rest of the Akatsuki, "Does anyone else have math next?" They all looked at one another before walking off…apparently Hidan wasn't in luck.
Deidara looked at him, "You're on third floor new right, un?" Hidan nodded, "Okay…you can walk up with me if you want, un."
Hidan sighed, "Fine I'll walk with you blondie…"
"My name isn't Blondie, un…"
"I know…I just don't feel like remembering your actual name…" Hidan said with a shrug.
Deidara rolled his eyes and grumbled to himself before opening the doors that led to one of the staircases.
They started the climb to the third floor.
"Damn it…how many sets of stairs does one fucking school need…?" Hidan asked shaking his head.
"Well if there were only one or two…they would get congested fast…and most people probably wouldn't make it to their classes, un…" Deidara replied with a shrug.
"Oh well…I guess that makes some sense…" Hidan looked over his shoulder and groaned, "Looks like Captain Clueless has class up here too…"
"Clueless…?" Deidara looked over his shoulder not completely understanding what the albino said, and then he saw the orange flash of Tobi's mask as the hyper fool ran up the stairs after them, "oh…What class do you think he has, un?" Deidara asked looking back at Hidan.
"I don't know but I sure as fucking hell hope it's not mine." Hidan said glaring down the stairs at Tobi.
Tobi followed them…all the way up the stairs and they couldn't tell which class he was in until Hidan turned into his classroom and Tobi continued walking, following Deidara into his class, got a laugh out of the albino that's for sure.
Deidara sat down at a desk at the back and let his head hit the table hard. He groaned in pain and was at least glad when Tobi took a seat at the front of the classroom near the teacher's desk.
He wasn't paying much attention during class, his thoughts constantly drifting off to Sasori…he was trying to figure out why he liked the red head…why he had suddenly, after three years of going to school with him, noticed him. He finally, after 40 minutes of thinking, came to the conclusion that fate was fucked up in the head.
He finally looked up, he hadn't noticed that through the entire period the teacher had continuously yelled at him to either, answer a question, pay attention, or get his head out of the clouds. He could tell she was pretty close to just snapping and cussing him out.
"Deidara are you paying attention…?" she asked in a very pissed voice.
"Not really, un…" Deidara replied lifting his head off the desk, his cheek felt numb from lying there for so long.
"Well if you want to pass this course it would be better if you do pay attention."
"Oh well…I'm fine with failing…it won't be a first…" then he thought it over and realized he had never failed a core subject before and sighed inwardly telling himself that he would have to pay a bit more attention, he did not want to have to stay here more then he was supposed to…he was sick of school enough as it is.
The rest of the class he paid a bit more attention then he had been but was still REALLY glad to finally hear the bell. LAST PERIOD! FINALLY!! He jumped up quickly and made his way out of the classroom towards the seemingly never ending staircase.
"SEMPAI!!" A loud shout made the blonde turn around as Tobi jumped towards him. Deidara stepped backwards to avoid the masked man and ended up stepping, losing his balance and falling from the top of the staircase. "CRAP!" he hissed as he knocked over a couple more kids. He didn't know HOW this was possible seeing as the stairs turned but he hit the wall each time and went down the next set of 12 stairs, and he kept doing that until he hit the bottom in a painful heap.
He groaned in pain as someone started to walk towards the stairs. He looked up and saw Sasori looking down at him with a confused, what-the-hell-are-you-doing sorta look.
"Help?" Deidara asked in a croaky voice.
Sasori looked at him for a moment before looking at the stairs and started to walk up, "I don't know him…" At least that's what Deidara saw him say…
The blonde groaned and pressed his forehead to the hard ground, not wanting to get up right now, he was in pain, then he realized what class he had next and groaned again, gym… what a great thought.
Someone laughed and Deidara turned his head to see Hidan walking towards him from the stairs. "Did Blondie fall down?" he asked in a very stupid sounding voice as he knelt down beside Deidara.
"Shut up Hidan, no one asked you, un…"
"Ya exactly, I fucking asked you, moron…" Hidan said with a grin.
Deidara sighed, "Yes I fell down, un…but it's TOBI'S fault!!" He barely noticed everyone turning and staring at him like he was the weirdest thing they had ever seen in their life. But really, it wouldn't surprise him if it was one of the weirdest things a person had ever seen before. Really how often did someone fall down all 6 flights of stairs?
"I knew that…" Hidan said laughing at Deidara's response, "What class do you have next?"
"Gym…bastard…" Deidara said pushing himself into a sitting position and glaring at the albino kneeling next to him.
Hidan frowned, "What did you just fucking call me?"
Deidara's eye widened as he remembered the day before and the explosive reaction Hidan had had when Sasori called him a fucking idiot. "Aw crap, un. I didn't say anything I swear, un!!" Deidara said in a frantic voice, getting to his feet quickly despite the pain that went through him.
Hidan frowned and stood up, not taking his eyes off of Deidara as he towered over him, "You better not have fucking said anything or I'll beat the fucking shit out of you." And with that the albino turned and stormed off down the hall.
Deidara's heart was beating fast and a bead of sweat fell down his face and finally when Hidan was out of sight he bent over and clutched the fabric of his shirt over his heart, "Holy crap that guy is scary, un…" he said to himself, before straightening out and walking down the hall to the gym. He went through the change room being held open by his teacher and didn't even look around; he already had people in here glare at him all the time for just glancing at them, just because he was queer. But he looked up as he heard a loud laugh and someone complaining.
Hidan had the jeans he had been wearing in one hand and the kid next to him was glaring at him and rubbing his ass like he had just been smacked and by the look on the albino's face, Deidara would have to say he probably HAD been smacked. Why was Hidan strutting around the change room in his underwear anyway…
Deidara sighed and decided not to say anything not wanting to piss off the albino anymore then he already, for fear of getting the crap beat out of him. He went over to a section of the room that wasn't occupied and changed quickly as Hidan went around tormenting other people in the change room before finally stopping to put on some damn clothes then running out into the gym. Deidara couldn't wait for this gym class(oh the magical wonder of sarcasm how come so many can not recognize thee)…
He was finally in his gym uniform and he headed out into the large gym to await the torturous period that was just moments away from completely beginning. He saw Hidan sitting on one of the bleachers staring evilly at every person who happened to walk by him and often yelling crude remarks to the grade 9 girls who also had this as their gym period. Deidara couldn't help but feel sorry for them, especially when Hidan was in this class. Though for some reason he had this lingering feeling that Hidan wasn't as straight as he first appeared…ok where had that come from…why was Deidara suddenly wondering Hidan's sexual orientation, he hadn't cared mere moments ago and he wasn't going to start caring now. He shook his head to clear it of any thoughts of Hidan that might have managed to stay in his head and was glad to here the shout, "OKAY! EVERYONE GATHER ROUND! HEY YOU, OFF THE BLEACHERS!" A rather pudgy (for those of you that don't know pudgy= fat and short) man walked into the room and stood near the corner and the tall boys, including Hidan, though reluctantly, all gathered around him.
The teacher, whose name Deidara had failed to catch seeing as everyone had probably learned it yesterday and he didn't want to bother asking for fear of pissing off the teacher on his first full day of school, started roll call, and surprisingly pronounced Deidara's and Hidan's names properly. Then said he wanted to talk to them and Deidara couldn't help but sigh as he sent the rest of the class of to stretch and warm up.
"Where were you two yesterday?" he asked Deidara and Hidan, though the rather tall albino didn't seem to give a fuck.
"Well-" Deidara started before being interrupted by Hidan.
"We got in some shit with the principal…anything else you need to know?" He said rolling his eyes with a sneer on his face like usual.
"Well…nothing else really, but I would like it if you didn't use such language in the classroom, I'm sure none of your other teachers approve of it…" The teacher said, shaking his head.
Hidan opened his mouth to make some stupid smartalic remark, so Deidara quickly grabbed his arm and plastered a false smile on his face, "We'll go stretch now, un!" He said before pulling Hidan roughly away from the teacher.
"Why the hell do you always have to be like that, un?" Deidara asked before starting to stretch.
"Why shouldn't I be like that, I've always been like that…?" He replied with a shrug.
"I'm guessing that's another part of the reason they were glad to get rid of you at your old school, un…"
"Naw…well maybe…I don't know…" Hidan said looking at the ceiling with a look on his face that would make you think he was thinking, though it was hard to tell if he actually was, or if he ever did. "No I doubt it…I think the last thing I did there was the only thing anyone would have to do to get kicked out of a school…" He said with a smirk looking back at Deidara.
"Right…" Deidara said with a sigh as the teacher clapped and everyone looked at him.
"Alright! Guess what we're doing this period!?" He said with a huge smile on his face that made you want to prepare for the worst, which of course most people, expect for those people who are REALLY into gym, did.
No one answered so the teacher rubbed his hands together as he said, "We're going outside…" some people looked a bit more expectant of something that could be half decent then the teacher HAD to say, "AND WE'RE ALL GUNNA RUN LAPS!" Of course everyone's face dropped and some let out a sigh, except for those few weird kids that actually enjoyed going outside just to run forever…
Everyone started to trudge outside slowly, sure it was still nice out, but not many people would actually want to run laps…well…ever…again with a few exceptions…
And everyone knew when the teacher said 'we're all' he didn't mean himself, he was probably going to go find a spot to sit and watch all of the boys running laps for an hour then tell them they did a good job and send them back to the change room five minutes before the bell rings…Which was exactly what ended up happening.
Deidara felt as though he could barely move his legs anymore around the hard ground of the schools track and Hidan looked as though he could still run for miles, and he was still asking people if they would race him even though he and everyone else knew he would win. This guy really had serious issues and Deidara was starting to think that they weren't just mental issues. Seriously nobody could run for an hour straight any only be sweating a little like this guy was. Again Deidara was forced to sigh as he tried to push any thoughts of Hidan out of his mind and he went back to other thoughts, like those of Sasori, they at least kept him going until the teacher blew his whistle and signaled all of them to gather around and everyone walked tiredly in his direction.
"Okay boys! Lets all go get changed! It's already the end of the day!" He said and pointed back in the direction of the school and everyone started trudging back, just glad that the day was almost over.
Deidara could have fallen over when he was slapped on the back and he groaned slightly as he looked over his shoulder at Hidan who had a huge smile on his face, but now that he was this close and not racing around the track Deidara could see that he was sweating quite a bit and his chest was heaving.
"So how do YOU feel right now, Blondie? You looked pretty fucking beat." Hidan said with a laugh, how tired he really was, was definitely laced in his voice.
"I feel like crap, un…" Deidara replied with a sigh, "I'm just glad we finally get to go home…"
"Ya…I guess…" he suddenly sounded sorta down and Deidara couldn't help but look up at him with a confused glance. The albino man was looking off somewhere else, looking as though he might be thinking, a mix of fury and sadness were in his pink eyes. Deidara was about to question him when he suddenly looked down at Deidara, apparently noticed his expression and booked it.
Deidara couldn't help it…he stopped in his tracks as he looked in the direction Hidan just ran, "Uh…what the hell, un?" he said to himself as Hidan reached the door pulled it open and ran inside, ignoring the call from the teacher for him to slow down…
Deidara heard the bell ring inside and let out a sigh…late for the end of the day, how amazing…he started to walk faster hanging his head hoping to be out of here as soon as fucking possible so he could get home and SLEEP…He was sure now that Hidan definitely had some MAJOR problems going on in his head, and Deidara wasn't sure if he, or anyone for that matter would want to know exactly what was up with him.
By the time the blonde got into the change room Hidan was gone, how he got in to get his stuff when the door was locked was probably beyond anybody, but Deidara could see him stealing one from a teacher before hand. Oh well…what was done was done, and hopefully Deidara would never have to deal with it.
When he left the change room he went and found Konan so they could walk home together…He really wanted to see what she made of Hidan…what she thought of his character and shit…and what the hell could possibly be wrong with him…
OMG *sigh* what the hell is wrong with me i should be writing this more, i just got a very amazing lecture by an author today so i think i have my motivation back...and i believe i really have to work on my novel but i WILL work on this more, though im having trouble thinking of what should happen in the next chapter...heyy if anyone has any ideas for what should happen in the next few chapters i would be EXTREMELY GLAD to here what you would like. BUBI TTYS(hopefully)
~Fire