Well, here we are, in the inn, listening to the girls of our class just blah blah blah-ing while us guys were trying to survive. UGH! They could go on and on and on.
"Dude! If the girls were gonna just talk forever, we should've brought a PS2 or a Wii or something!!!" Xigbar complained. For once, he was right.
Namine giggled as she approached us. "Well, you shoud've but you didn't."
We glared at her making her feel very uncomfortable. She shifted under our intense stare and smiled nervously. "eheh...I'm gonna go there now, kay? Bye!"
"Guh! I can't believe Olette would do this to us!!!" Roxas said, sighing.
It was quiet where we were so I decided to break the silence. "Uh... Does anyone want ice tea or something?" I stood up waiting for someone to tell me what they wanted.
Axel grabbed my hoodie's sleeve and tugged me down slightly. "I think someone spiked the drinks..."
"No way? Seriously?" Xigbar asked.
I raised an eyebrow. "What makes you say that?"
Axel looked around the room then spotted who he was looking for. He pointed at a drunk Sora prancing around the room with a lamp shade over his head, a glass of ice tea in hand. "WHOOO!!! LOOKIT ME!!! I'M SUPERMAAAAN!!"
"Is that proof enough?" Axel asked, letting go of my sleeve.
Roxas shook his head. "That's SORA."
Axel went silent then nodded. "You DO have a point..." He scanned the room again then pointed at one corner of the room. "Okay, so, explain why Seifer is doing the moon walk while laughing his ass off."
"OHMYGODWHATNOWAYREALLY?!" Roxas stood up and caught sight of the crazy Seifer. "DUDE, QUICK!" He dug in my pockets.
"DUDE?!" I pushed him away giving him a "WTF" face. "PERSONAL SPACE MUCH?!"
Roxas was jumping in his spot, both hand extended towards me. "SORRY! BUT, DUDE. PHONE PLEASE. NOW!"
I pulled my phone out and gave it to Roxas who ran away giggling like a little school girl towards a drunk Seifer. I shook my head while Axelsmiled. "BLACKMAIL."
I rolled my eyes and decided to find non-intoxicating drinks. As I walked across the room, I noticed several people...okay, a LOT of people going crazy with flushed faces. Are all the drinks spiked?! I felt someone grab my arm. I turnedd around to find Sora smiling his usual smile but, you know, all drunk like.
"DEMMY! MAH BESHT BUDDIE!! HOWSH YA DOING?!" He asked me as he struggled to stand.
I patted Sora on the back. "I'm fine buddy..."
"THASS AWESOME!" He said, smiling more. "THEN COME WITH ME! QUICK!" Sora pulled me towards somewhere. Really. I had no idea where he was taking me.
We stopped in front of an abandoned table, plastic cups scattered on top. "Sora, what the hell?"
As soon as I said this, Sora climbed on top of the table then REMOVED HIS SHIRT?! He started swinging his shirt around and called for everyones attention. "WOOHOO!!! HEY! EVERYONE!! LISTEN TO ME!!!"
There was silence...
Sora smiled again and let his hand with his shirt fall to his side. "Lets play..." He gazed around the room and a mischievous smile. "KINGS GAAAAAAME!!!!"
Now, in the room, I think majority of the people in here were...drunk. So, there were WOOHOO's all around.
"Times like this, adults play the Kings game...IT'S THE LAAW!!!" Sora said smiling as there were nods of agreements.
"YESH! WE SHOULD PLAY!!!!" Was...OLETTE'S??!?! Response. Olette! How could you?!
She smiled funnily and stood on the same table Sora was on and said "AS CLASS REP, I DECLARE THAT WE PLAY THE KINGS GAME!!!"
I gulped and slowly made my way to the door but unfortunately... Sora jumped from the table and tackled me to the ground. "Demmy! Where ya goin'? Were Gonna play the king's game!"
"HAYNER!!!" Olette called. Hayner, who was oh so close to the door, turned around slowly, and looked at Olette. "Y-yes?" I'm surprised he's not drunk.
"Get the chopsticks ready!" She said, jumping and flailing her arms.
Hayner was shocked. "Wha--Why ME?!"
Olette frowned at Hayner and gave him her glare "THE KINGS WORD IS THE LAW!!! CHOP-CHOP!"
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Unfortunately, I was one of the unfortunate ones who didn't get to escape the "kings" law. So, there were a few of us left but enough to call a crowd. But, I'm surprise Xigbar isn't here. You'd think he'd love to be king...Oh, wait. There he is...
"AAALRIIIGHT!!!" Olette said. "PICK A CHOPSTICK!!!"
As the cup with the chopsticks approached me, all I could really think was "I REALLY WISH I WASN'T HERE RIGHT NOW." I gulped as it was my turn to pick a stick. I got 7! PLEASE, WHOEVER IS THE KING, DON'T PICK 7.
There was a gasp heard from across the room. "Mine is RED!!!"
It was Axel! OH THANK GOODNES--WAIT. ITS AXEL. OH DEAR LORD I'M DOOMED!!!
"MUWAHAHAHAHAH!!! As king, I declare that number 12...PUNCHES NUMBER 7!!--N-no, 4!!! 12 PUNCHES 4!!!!"
Phew that was close. Now, who's who?
Vexen stood up clenching his fist. "Now, who is number 4?"
Xigbar stood up with a grin on his face. "BRING IT, OLD MAN! I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN HURT A FLY EVEN IF YOU TRIED!"
I can't believe it but they started duking it out! "YEAH, VEXEN!!! BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA XIGGY!!!" I cheered.
"Okay!!!!" Olette said, her face still flushed. "NEXT ROUND!!!"
I got 5. Damn. I wish I was king though.
"HEY! I'm KING!!" Roxas said from beside me. "Okay...I say that 8 hugs 13!!!"
I punched Roxas' arm. "Roxas, you are so lame."
Roxas just stuck his tongue out at me but smiled when he saw his best friend, Hayner, blush when Olette stood up.
"ALRIGHT! WHO'S 13?!" Olette asked.
Roxas stood up and went to Hayner. "Olette! He's 13!!!"
"Roxas, YOU ASS!!!"
"C'mon! HUG HER!!!"
"C'mere Hayner, ol' buddy, ol' pal! GIVE ME A HUG!!!"
Olette, tackled a blushing Hayner to the ground giggling like a mad ma--woman.
Namine hiccuped then smiled. "Since Olette is busy, lets carry on!!"
I picked a stick. plskingplskingplsking... Aww! I got 9!
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"
I looked at Larxene...Oh no. Don't tell me...
"L-LARXENE IS KING!! Uh, I mean, QUEEN!!! I AM QUEEN!!!" Larxene said with a look of doom for others on her face.
Marluxia was sober next to her. "I do wonder why she refers to herself in 3rd person sometimes..."
"NUMBERS 6 AND 9, PLEASE STAND!!"
I gulped and refused to stand. Maybe if I just stay quiet and NOT stand up she wont notice.
"Hey, Demyx, isn't that your number?" Roxas asked out loud. I grabbed the collar of Roxas' shirt and screamed. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! THIS IS LARXENE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!"
Too late. Larxene grabbed the back of my shirt and dragged me. "ALRIGHT! WHO'S 6!?!"
"OOH!!! OOH!!! ITS ZEXY!!!!" Axel said grabbing Zexion from his seat and carrying him over his shoulder. WAS AXEL DRUNK!?
"ALRIIIGHT!!!" Larxene said smiling. She was ,surprisingly, VERY STRONG and actually THREW me into a random room. I landed flat on my ass.
"OWIE! THAT HURT!!!" I complained but soon after, Zexion was hurled into the room as well and landed right on top of me.
As we untangled ourselves, we heard the door close and lock behind us. Oh shit.
"AS QUEEN, I DEMEND THAT YOU GUYS MAKE OUT!!!" Larxene screamed happily for us to hear.
Zexion stood up and began banging on the door. "LARXENE, YOU BITCH!!! LET US OUT!!!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Now, now Zexy. You just be glad I let you two have some privacy!" Larxene teased.
I joined Zexion at the door and started banging. "HOW WILL YOU EVEN KNOW IF WE DID IT OR NOT?!" I asked.
"Oh, I'll know..." She said giggling. "After all, girls know everything!!!"
OK!!! SUPER DUPER LATE UPDATE!! IM SORRY! but this chappie is the longest one i've written!!! And, It was rushed because today is *drumroll* ZEMYX DAY!!!!!!
ta-da-da-daaaah!!!!! HAPPY ZEMYX DAY EVERYONE!!!!!
and sorry about type-o's! Like i said, it was rushed!!!! DX
Characters(c)square enix/disney
kings game concept/idea was born from Persona 4(c)Atlus